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"I generally avoid talking to strangers except for standard politeness in stores and restaurants. But every once in a while, I get into interesting conversations... Cashier guy at Petco who set off my gaydar: So we have all these bottles of expired Pepsi, and I just drank a whole bunch of them. Man, I am so constipated... and Big black 40-ish cashier guy at Lowe's: You look familiar. Ade: Uh, I come here all the time. Guy: Didn't we used to date? Ade: No. Guy: Are you sure? Back in '93? Ade: I was 10! Guy: Hey, I'm a pervert, what can I say?"
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