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"My wife attended her first shoot as a participant.\n \n\n\n\tI'd started her on a Colt Woodsman.\n \n\n\n\tUnder stress you revert to your initial training.\n \n\n\n\tShe wanted to crawl under the gravel when the timer said \"Ma'am ... ma'am, you have to cock the pistol first.\"\n \n\n\n\tShe felt every single set of eyeballs burning into her shoulder blades, but by the time she hit the third stage, she'd found her momentum and she was enjoying herself.\n \n\n\n\tThen we broke for lunch.\n \n\n\n\tSomeone I didn't know was across the table from us at lunch.\n \n\n\n\tHe glared at my wife, squinted at her badge -- 27333 -- and started complaining loudly about all the damned newcomers ruining our game.\n \n\n\n\tMy wife has never been back.\n "
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