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"FacebookPinterest\n\n Now, he\u2019s a personal friend of mine, but @justinbieber is just as, if not MORE qualified than me to be Vice Pres. Can I get a follow for @vp?\n\n 5 July   \n\n Campaigning for @BarackObama in Flagstaff, and let me just say, you CANNOT step foot in a nail salon here w/o speaking a few words of Thai.\n\n 5 July   \n\n NO! RT @foxnewspolitics @BarackObama has just passed. The President is dead. A sad 4th of July, indeed.\n\n 5 July   \n\n Thanks! RT @foxnewspolitics We wish @joebiden the best of luck as our new President of the United States.\n\n 5 July   \n\n FUCKIN A. Sorry all! RT @KeithOlbermann Joe, it\u2019s a hacked twitter account. The president is fine\n\n 5 July   \n\n Now, when\u2019s Ted Kennedy going to get on Twitter? That man\u2019s Hyannisport wit would be perfect in bite-sized form. I\u2019ll give him a call.\n\n 5 July   \n\n I can\u2019t believe it! What a crazy bitch! #CaseyAnthonyVerdict\n\n 5 July   \n\n Just had brunch w/ Dominique Strauss-Kahn. Talked Israel-Palestine and the new Beyonce album over mimosas. Would make a GREAT French Pres.\n\n 5 hours ago   \n\n Tweeps, for my birthday: Westminster-sized moonbounce on the Mall or Air Force Two bacchanalia with @aplusk? Taxpayers got the bill! #thanks\n\n 5 hours ago   \n\n WHAT THE FUCK JAY I NEED YOU ON TWITTER RIGHT NOW RT @jaycarney I\u2019m not the Press Sec... RT @vp @jaycarney Jay I got this problem call me asap\n\n 3 hours ago   \n\n There you are! RT @PressSec Joe I told you not to contact me on Twitter. That\u2019s why we gave you that black thing with the keypad.\n\n 2 hours ago   \n\n @MayorEmanuel Dude, remember when we sprinkled Salazar\u2019s Wheaties with Talcum powder? Miss u...\n\n 2 hours ago   \n\n Not trying to alarm, but everyone should wrap selves in mosquito netting and wear full-body Lycra. One robin bite and you\u2019re Bird Flu-fucked\n\n An hour ago   \n\n FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER I\u2019ll FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE RT @CrankyKaplan @vp YOU FAT HANGING DICK STEP IN FRONT OF MY SEGWAY AGAIN AND I WILL\n\n 45 minutes ago   \n\n Re-elect Obama/Biden: we\u2019ve fucked up 40% of our decisions, but Romney\u2019ll botch 9 out of 10.\n\n 43 minutes ago   \n\n First African-American in office, and first African-American to finish Franzen. Love this guy. RT @BarackObama Just read Freedom, what a boo\n\n 29 minutes ago   \n\n #youknowtheycheating if the wife looks like Hillary Clinton. Oh, snap!\n\n 1 minute ago"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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