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"Whoever said the midwest doesn't have any beaches is a big fat liar. Show 'em them just how much coast line there is along those Great Lakes by rocking this tongue-in-cheek hometown-proud T-shirt. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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