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"Our Son continues to amaze us each day as he grows in power and might, like the great Collosus of yore. Just last week, he attempted to summon the mythical Kraken to my man-cave using a red magic plate that he crafted with boiled Crayon and Lunchables resin. Fear him. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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