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"FacebookPinterestpizzas.png \n\nJust when you thought the actual candidates were the morons, nope: turns out it\u2019s still America\u2019s corporate behemoths. Pizza Hut, maker of last-resort pies since 1958, has announced that it will grant a lifetime of free pizza to anyone willing to stand up during next Tuesday\u2019s presidential debate and ask &amp;quot;sausage or pepperoni?&amp;quot;\n\nGreat idea, guys! Just what we need is for this election to devolve into an actual food fight. Or maybe a knife fight, if Gerber would gift a set to anyone up for asking &amp;quot;serrated or straight?&amp;quot; Or a pillow fight, if Sealy would go for &amp;quot;down or poly-fill?&amp;quot;\n\n Please, Pizza Hut, let the debate implode on its own. In exchange, we\u2019ll agree never to mention this promotion again, or think about it again, ever.\n\n Read more on Death Race 2012\n\nHunger Reads: Paul Ryan Could Be &amp;quot;Moderate Romney\u2019s&amp;quot; Undoing and A Quick Campaign Decoder\n\nToday\u2019s Political Firestorm: Yes, Polls Matter\n\nYour GQ Guide To Writing The Perfect Obama Kiss-Off\n\nAre You Ready for the Summer? Are You Ready for the Good Times? Are You Ready for Your Anti-Abortion Arts and Crafts?\n\n Follow Reid Cherlin on Twitter for more updates from the campaign trail."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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