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"The sport of shopping is a world unknown to me. Not being gay (or even metrosexual) or female, or particularly interested at looking at \u201Cthings\u201D for eight hours has always been a handicap this time of year. The only things I can successfully dawdle over are things that I want for myself: videotapes, books, fresh meat and produce."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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