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" Well, this new mom is going to be wearing a LOT more ponytails.  I know I said last week that Emmett was gross\u2014but I didn&amp;#039;t have any idea last week just how nasty things were going to get!  So last night after bath time, Emmett was hanging out naked in his crib while we made his last bottle and waited for his baby lotion to sink in. We call these few minutes\u2014which are part of our routine every night\u2014free-range baby time. Normally, leaving a naked baby anywhere is a no-no, but since Emmett usually pees as soon as he we put him in the tub, we don&amp;#039;t worry about him going in his crib post-bath.  Which is why I was fine with leaning over him and ticking his naked chest by swinging my hair over it. When he grabbed my hair from both sides and pulled my face in close, I laughed and yelled for Rory.  And then I screamed.  When he started peeing. In my eye.  I know you guys mentioned blood, bugs, and vomit, but I REALLY don&amp;#039;t think it can get any grosser than this!  What&amp;#039;s the grossest thing your kid ever did?  Please out-gross me so I can feel a little less horrified! "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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