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"      Never one to abandon his fans, John Oliver posted a web segment on Sunday in which he proceeded to cover 15 topics in one minute in the most shallow way possible. Segment title: &amp;quot;Shallow Dives.&amp;quot; From flip-flops\u2014&amp;quot;lingerie for foot fetishists&amp;quot;\u2014to the food chain\u2014&amp;quot;only safe if you&amp;#039;re at the very top,&amp;quot; Oliver made us realize we&amp;#039;ve been thinking of bagels all wrong and should probably stay clear of ostriches. Mr. Oliver, please don&amp;#039;t go deeper. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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