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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mom Knows Best&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; Alexander and Tatiana Ovechkin :: Simon Bruty/SI&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Extra Mustard has a good piece on 10 athletes who have fired their agents, which ranges from wanting more fame (&lt;strong&gt;Robinson Cano&lt;/strong&gt; hiring &lt;strong&gt;Jay Z&lt;/strong&gt;) to not supporting gay marriage (&lt;strong&gt;Andrew Brunette&lt;/strong&gt;). My favorite is &lt;strong&gt;Alexander Ovechkin&lt;/strong&gt;, who wanted his mom to represent him in contract negotiations instead of his then-agent. Mama Ovechkin did well, securing a \u00A013-year, $124 million for little Alex.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Would You Pay $12 For This Hot Dog?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Seahawks will sell a $12 hot dog,\u00A0dubbed the\u00A0\"The DangeRuss Dog\" after quarterback\u00A0&lt;strong&gt;Russell Wilson&lt;/strong&gt;, during Sunday's game at The Link.\u00A0The foot-long dog comes with Beecher\u2019s mac \u2018n\u2019cheese, caramelized onions, Sriracha honey hot sauce, diced jalape\u00F1o peppers and crispy \u201CSeahawks Strips.\u201D&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I. Don't. Want. Your. Life.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Varsity Blues&lt;/em&gt; was released 15 years ago today. In its honor, Uproxx has a list of 10 things you didn't know about the movie including the fact that &lt;strong&gt;Ali Larter&lt;/strong&gt;'s famous whipped-cream bikini was actually made of shaving cream.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lovely Lady Of The Day&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I've spent the past few days in Los Angeles for the SI Swimsuit 50th Anniversary special, which will run on NBC on Feb. 3. There were a bevy of former swimsuit models on hand and a random appearance by &lt;strong&gt;Ireland Baldwin&lt;/strong&gt;, daughter of Alec and &lt;strong&gt;Kim Basinger&lt;/strong&gt;. As you can see from her dress above, Ireland was dressed to impress and impress she did, enough for me to make her today's LLOD.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Two Miami WAGs in the News&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Lauren Tannehill&lt;/strong&gt;, who may be the NFL's hottest WAG, left\u00A0a $2,000 AR-15 rifle in the back seat of her rented Nissan SUV.\u00A0\u00A0Meanwhile &lt;strong&gt;Brian Hartline&lt;/strong&gt; is now engaged to &lt;strong&gt;Kara Conrad&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;,&lt;/strong&gt; who is no slouch either.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Today in Bad Fan Tattoos&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This Louisville fan got the Cardinals logo tattooed into the side of his head. I wish someone would convince this Georgia fan to make his head paint a tattoo.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;SI Vault Photo of the Day&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; Albert and Deidre Pujols :: SI&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Albert Pujols&lt;/strong&gt; turns 34 today. Did you know he once appeared in the SI Swimsuit issue with wife, Deidre?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Odds and Ends&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Charlotte Bobcats received their first shipment of Hornets gear ... The Wizards unveiled their \"Bandwagon Cam\" during last night's game against Miami ... &lt;strong&gt;Mike Trout&lt;/strong&gt; showed off his ridiculous leaping ability ... &lt;strong&gt;Jack Nicholson&lt;/strong&gt; told Cavs coach &lt;strong&gt;Mike Brown&lt;/strong&gt; to get out of his way during Tuesday's game against the Lakers ... ESPN announcers flipped a coin to figure out who would interview coach &lt;strong&gt;Greg Popovich.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Goal Of The Day&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Ovechkin&lt;/strong&gt; loses his stick, picks it up and scores during last night's game against Pittsburgh.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sabathia, Teixeira Enter Oscar Race&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yankees teammates &lt;strong&gt;CC Sabathia&lt;/strong&gt; and &lt;strong&gt;Mark Teixeira&lt;/strong&gt; re-enact a scene from the film &lt;em&gt;August: Osage County&lt;/em&gt; on &lt;strong&gt;Jimmy Fallon&lt;/strong&gt; last night.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Great Moments in TD Celebrations&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Today is &lt;strong&gt;Joe Horn&lt;/strong&gt;'s birthday, which is a good excuse to show off his memorable cell phone touchdown celebration from 2003. He was fined $30,000 for this.\n&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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