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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Believe it or not, people aren't lined up around the block for Miami Marlins tickets. The situation's so bad, in fact, the Marlins have put a deal up on popular discount site Groupon offering Opening Day seats --\u00A0PLUS a voucher for another future tickets -- for just $13 a pop.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Marlins have a history of Groupon deals, including last year's Opening Day tickets, which went for $45. But this year Marlins fans can pay even less to sit in the seats they paid to build and watch the terrible team the Jeffrey Loria barely paid to build.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Considering we were once offered three bitcoins for Marlins tickets\u00A0--\u00A0now worth $1,915 -- maybe this is an ever better deal than it seems.\n[The Big Lead]&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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