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"  &amp;quot;We shall call thee Fishnet Poutyface West&amp;quot;  1. That whatever name Kimye chooses for their baby doesn&amp;#039;t become the most popular baby name of 2014. 2. That my baby will start sleeping through the night. Please, kiddo. 3. That someone will invent an app that does the laundry. Okay, okay. I&amp;#039;d settle for the folding part. 4. That Her Loveliness Kate Middleton will feel well enough to wear lots of cute maternity clothes we can all admire and discuss. 5. That this awesome kid will inspire others. 6. That I&amp;#039;ll think of something to say besides &amp;quot;busy&amp;quot; when someone asks how I&amp;#039;m doing. 7. That we&amp;#039;ll all remember to thank our kids&amp;#039; teachers. 8. That at least some days, I will be better dressed than Suri Cruise. 9. That by the time No Judgment Day 2013 rolls around (November 30, people!), the mean moms will have given up and started minding their own business. 10. That any woman reading this right now who wants to have a baby, gets to, somehow. Because babies are really awesome. 11. That any mom who hopes that whatever her kid is doing right now is &amp;quot;just a phase&amp;quot; turns out to be right. 12. That we can think of something besides her weight to discuss when we talk about Jessica Simpson&amp;#039;s second pregnancy. 13. That everybody gets more time with their families than they thought they would.  Sarah Smith is a deputy editor at REDBOOK and the mom of a baby boy. She and her furry circus (husband, baby, dog, and cat) live in New York City.  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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