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"An Honest Man\n\nPerhaps the single greatest food produced in America is the tomato.  It is the only vegetable product that can satisfactorily replace meat as the primary ingredient in a sandwich.  Thickly slice a ripe tomato, place it on fresh country bread, add mayonnaise.  That's all you need.  (Peanut-butter-and-jelly is almost as good, but it requires a crutch\u2014an accompanying class of cold milk.)  And, of course, there's the beloved bacon-lettuce-tomato sandwich, certainly among the five greatest of all time.\n\nThe simplest tomatoes, in season, are as good as the heirloom varieties that cost $6.98 a pound in silly places like farmer's markets and gourmet stores.  In fact, they're better.  The very best tomatoes of the year are available right now.  They grow in your neighbor's yard.\n \nThey are as wonderful as ripe peaches that drop from trees in Georgia or sweet corn languishing in fields in New Jersey.  Unlike peaches and corn, neighbor's tomatoes are close at hand.  They are unguarded and irresistible.  They are asking to be plucked. \n\nWith corn and peaches, we have no choice but to eat what is gruesomely referred to as \"supermarket produce.\"  The really good stuff is inaccessible.  Tomatoes, on the other hand, are in our neighbor's yards.  In my case, I can practically reach over and pick a few tomatoes from my neighbor's plants without crossing the property line.  What makes them even more irresistible is that my neighbors have foolishly planted these tomato plants out of sight of their house.  If I trespassed, they could neither see me nor shoot  me. \n\nThat doesn't mean they wouldn't eventually notice.  If I took a bunch, they'd eventually realize something was missing from their tomato plants\u2014the tomatoes.  On the other hand, throughout the course of the summer they have offered me none whatsoever, and isn't that wrong, too?\n\nIs it a bad thing, I ask you, to pilfer a neighbor's tomatoes?  Isn't it they who are behaving badly by not sharing?  Isn't it true that revolutions are ignited by those who have little, like me, and resent those that have so much, like them?  And what of the forgotten fruit, perfectly ripe, that is about to fall from the vine were I not to..."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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