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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...actually, never mind.\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Omaha Storm Chasers, the Triple-A affiliate of the Royals, love Star Wars and are holding a Star Wars-themed promo night in which they will be redubbed the Han Solo Storm Chasers and no, not use lightsabers for bats.\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Makes you think, though.\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Anyway, they will pay tribute to Han Solo.&amp;nbsp;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;SPOILERS BELOW STOP READING NOW\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;What I meant was, the late Han Solo. The irony? Parentsavvy.com is sponsoring the promo night.\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;As we learned in &lt;em&gt;The Force Awakens&lt;/em&gt;,&amp;nbsp;Han was not the savviest of parents. Yeah, that was very literal.\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cue the theme music.\r\n&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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