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"  There were two major themes in tonight&amp;#039;s episodes: love and hats. Love is a word that is bandied about far too often in Chelsea. They love champagne. They love country manor houses. They love man-buns. They love unnaturally small dogs. And apparently Jamie loves Lucy. It seems like love is all around, but sadly Jamie&amp;#039;s alcohol-fuelled confession has resulted in him stalking Watson by feigning a broken washing machine and sitting in her living room in his pants. Cute or creepy? Of course Lucy hasn&amp;#039;t helped herself by drunk-texting Jamie (come on, we&amp;#039;ve all been there) and telling her she loves him. As a friend, she insists. Whilst Jamie&amp;#039;s love saga continues, Binky and Alex&amp;#039;s relationship is under the much scrutiny. Now that he&amp;#039;s been let into the bois&amp;#039; fold, will he be influenced by those cheeky monsters into getting with unsavoury girls in seedy Mayfair haunts? As the rumour went round that Alex just can&amp;#039;t fall in love since Phoebe (thanks, Jamie) Binky isn&amp;#039;t best pleased. The new Phoebe (less bitchy, still sassy) has been a pleasure to watch this episode. Only ONE case of eye rolling and catty remarks was to be seen, aimed at ex-bff Fran, who it seems will never be forgiven for whatever she has done. Of course, because for obvious reasons they can&amp;#039;t stay in Chelsea all the time, they venture to the depths of Shepherd&amp;#039;s Bush to watch some Icelandic bearded men play some sweet music. Andy, who discovered that new lady Vitalia is casually sleeping with Spencer (because it is the 21st century after all, she explains) and tells her to do one, leaving the conversation with those immortal words, &amp;quot;your loss.&amp;quot; On the up side, Andy&amp;#039;s single again. Form an orderly queue, ladies. Not much was seen of Leaky Louise (thank god, she cries so much she makes us need the toilet every five seconds) nor of Mark Francis, but at least he made an appearance towards the end, typically sipping on champagne with Victoria and Sophie.  Spencer, whose &amp;#039;Safari&amp;#039; tan almost had us fooled, is not best pleased with his gal pal Vita&amp;#039;s date with Andy \u2013 this is the same girl who only eats olives and enjoys lining her stomach with alcohol \u2013 who ends their conversation by agreeing to &amp;#039;have some fun&amp;#039;, which we all know is impossible in Spencer&amp;#039;s company without copious amounts of vodka. After all the commotion, they sit down and have a drink and Vita visibly rejects Spenny and his champagne, forcing him to delete her number, which he looks quietly smug about (his default face), probably because as Andy rightly said, he&amp;#039;s slept with everyone in Chelsea, so there&amp;#039;s probably a few more numbers he can exhaust before they all emigrate. As Jamie walked down Chelsea Embankment to that sad song with the piano, there was a slight fear that he was going to jump in the river. But that would have ruined his hat, wouldn&amp;#039;t it? Five things we learnt this week: 1. Tell Francis you love him and you&amp;#039;ll probably get a &amp;#039;thanks&amp;#039; in reply. 2. &amp;quot;Life is too short to make an effort with people you don&amp;#039;t get on with.&amp;quot; 3. Phoebe can pull off fur like no other (Cheska take note). 4. Francis&amp;#039;s poker face potentially might be his sex face. 5. Skinny Bitches are the drink du jour. More Made In Chelsea news WHAT WE LEARNT FROM LAST WEEK&amp;#039;S EPISODE SPENNY AND JAMIE GO TOPLESS AT LONDON BAR COSMO CHATS TO HUGO TAYLOR "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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