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" 1. You&amp;#039;re now eligible for the &amp;#039;Overs&amp;#039; category on X Factor. OH SUCH JOY. 2. Your most recent birthday was or will soon be turning 25.\u00A0You&amp;#039;re now firmly in your mid-twenties. This must be the literal meaning of a &amp;#039;mid-life crisis&amp;#039;. 3.\u00A0You were probably a fresher in 2008. SEVEN YEARS AGO. WHERE DID THOSE SEVEN YEARS EVEN GO? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE OMG. 4.\u00A0You&amp;#039;re\u00A0half-way to 50 and there is nothing else that needs to be said about that. Please can we have a minute&amp;#039;s silence while we wonder where our youthful lives have gone? 5. Maisie Williams, star of Game of Thrones and probably an actual millionaire, is seven years younger than you.  6.\u00A0Emma Watson and Jennifer Lawrence are the same age as you. OH, CRUEL CRUEL WORLD. How can they be professional and know about life while we sit here not knowing how to cook kale? Do you even cook kale? 7. 25 was always the age you thought you&amp;#039;d have your shit together. But here you are, reading this article and mulling over how not to cook kale. 8.\u00A0You&amp;#039;re classed as a millennial,\u00A0but does anybody know what that actually means? Nope. Showing our age, clearly. 9. You remember getting the first generation Furby for Christmas. Now they&amp;#039;re all modern and shit and you can feed them via an iPad. Mind = blown. 10. You were 8 when S Club 7 formed,\u00A0Miami 7 came out when you were 9 and\u00A0now suddenly it&amp;#039;s 2015 and they&amp;#039;re having a reunion. Literally, what? 11. You can still remember Robbie Williams leaving\u00A0Take That\u00A0and yet whenever you think about Gary Barlow still going strong, it makes you cringe a bit. Are we really that old? 12. Being 25 basically tips you into a whole other, mature age bracket category on those forms you fill out at the doctor&amp;#039;s surgery and stuff. Yep, great, RUB IT IN WHY DON&amp;#039;T YOU. 13. You missed out on totally relating to Taylor Swift and\u00A01989\u00A0being about your life (ahem)\u00A0by one year. ONE YEAR, goddammit. 14. You can never pretend you&amp;#039;re younger than you are\u00A0because there&amp;#039;s no working it out involved when people know your birth year.\u00A01999 = 9 years old. 2009 = 19 years old. Panic and self pity ensues. 15.\u00A0Kids today (anyone younger than 24) probably never watched the\u00A0programmes\u00A0you ran home from school to see.\u00A050/50, Bernard&amp;#039;s Watch, Jungle Run, they&amp;#039;re practically vintage now. 16.\u00A0It&amp;#039;s not considered &amp;#039;young&amp;#039; when your friends reveal they&amp;#039;re pregnant because 25 is around the time people settle down and have ACTUAL CHILDREN. CHILDREN. LITTLE CREATURES THAT BELONG TO YOU. 17. You\u00A0are now on the cusp of that &amp;#039;Challenge 25&amp;#039; ID test and now you wish you&amp;#039;d appreciated being questioned constantly when you were 18. 18.\u00A0People born in the millennium\u00A0year -\u00A0y&amp;#039;know, the thing you celebrated in a furry gilet and sparkly top? - are now in YEAR 10 AT SECONDARY SCHOOL.\u00A0What an awful thought. 19. Expensive skincare stuff\u00A0starts to be something Boots try to shove down your throat.\u00A0So does a makeup wipe not cover it anymore? 20. 30 is your next big milestone birthday.\u00A0The big THREE OH. THIRTY WHOPPERS. Christ.   "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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