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"By now you\u2019ve heard about today\u2019s job report: it totally sucks. The economy added only 69,000 jobs in May, falling well short of the 150,000 expected. The standard m.o. when bad jobs reports appear is that everyone  pretends to be torn apart by the news\u2014it means, after all, that ordinary Americans are suffering. But you can tell who\u2019s really disappointed by the news and its political implications and who is kind of, maybe, enjoying the implications. It\u2019s all in the Tweets.\n\nLiberal grief:\n\nJobs numbers were great news for anybody wanting the economy to tank for electoral purposes. #congrats\n\n\u2014 Arianna Huffington (@ariannahuff) June 1, 2012\n\nFitting that stinko jobs report comes out on National Donut Day. That\u2019s what Republicans have to done to create jobs: donut.\n\n\u2014 Ed Schultz (@edshow) June 1, 2012\n\nJobs report is bad, and Europe will get worse in my view.Both mean toughest campaign in memory -- and probably the closest.\n\n\u2014 Joe Trippi (@JoeTrippi) June 1, 2012\n\nUnemployment going up is terrible for Obama. I am worried now.\n\n\u2014 Robert M (@REM63489) June 1, 2012\n\nGOP Glee:\n\nShorter Jobs Report: Obama One Term President. #tcot #p2 @jimgeraghty\n\n\u2014 The Hoosier Slant (@TheHoosierSlant) June 1, 2012\n\nAll the President\u2019s satchel-bottomed cube critters couldn\u2019t doctor up this new jobs report.#tcot\n\n\u2014 LaughAtLefties (@LaughAtLefties) June 1, 2012\n\nAnother month, another bad jobs report. All the more reason to send Barry back to Chicago this year. #tcot\n\n\u2014 Chase Lindley (@chaselindley) June 1, 2012\n\nLet me guess, Barry, it\u2019s still Bush\u2019s fault? Wah wah wah...cbsnews.com/8301-505123_16...Booooooring. Man up &amp;amp; take it, whiner.#tcot #teaparty #p2\n\n\u2014 Barry\u2019s Lies (@BarrysLies) June 1, 2012"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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