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"   In an ironic twist of fate, this week&amp;#039;s episode was as much about making up than it was about breaking up. Lucy and Louise reunite (a wicked friendship if there ever was one) and Jamie forgives Phoebe &amp;quot;eye roll&amp;quot; Thompson for acquiring a boyfriend whilst on holiday. First of all can we just discuss Spencer&amp;#039;s &amp;quot;Spot The Etonians&amp;quot; dinner party, which was about as dry as an actual Friday night at an all-boys boarding school, beginning with Latin in-jokes, complete with staged &amp;quot;raucous laughter&amp;quot;, and yet another awkward conversation revolving around Spencer&amp;#039;s lurid love life. Stevie still managed to steal the limelight from the rather tiresome Jamie/Lucy/Phoebe/Spencer love rhombus by sending a bold and rogue text to love interest Tiff, asking when he could make some sweet music with her. Unsurprisingly, their courtship was short lived. It seems they didn&amp;#039;t get together at Andy&amp;#039;s gig, because apparently &amp;quot;no one pulls at gigs&amp;quot;, despite Andy purposefully wing-manning him by playing a ballad (&amp;quot;But I played a slow one!&amp;quot;). Dressed to the nines, Stevie embarked on another quest to make Tiff fall for him. Alas when Stevie broached the possibility of their baby making at yet another party-for-no-reason, she let him down gently by telling him &amp;quot;I think we should we be friends&amp;quot;, whilst laughing into her drink. Our hearts broke. In other news it turns out that Phoebe got a boyfriend whilst in Sardinia (is that where you get them now? Is it such slim pickings in London?) and Jamie isn&amp;#039;t best pleased. The Jamie vs Spencer saga continues, and even though Jamie vowed not to shag Lucy again, his undying love for the girl who made &amp;quot;up in my grill&amp;quot; a trending phrase is too much to control. Despite Spencer cheers-ing his return to the land of single-town, it turns out that he didn&amp;#039;t actually tell Stephanie that they had broken up, and she discovered that he had been cheating on her from new BFFs Louise and Lucy, who joined their vengeful forces in order to bring down the love devil that is Spencer Matthews. Girl power reigns in Chelsea once again. The gang then attended yet another party with an obscure theme that celebrated nothing except their penchant for champagne and creating awkward scenes.Phoebe showed off her maturity by swearing her way through the crowd, and the inevitable Phoebe/Lucy throw down (which was far less dramatic than we envisaged) occurred. A few catty remarks and a mutually acknowledged agreement that Phoebe and Lucy don&amp;#039;t like each other; childs play. Where was the Mean Girls inspired pulling of hair? Where was the &amp;quot;Your nose ring is weird/Your dress is tacky&amp;quot; witty remarks? We were disappointed. We did enjoy Phoebe&amp;#039;s argument with Fran, although it was hard to understand her point with all the swearing that was going on. Something about being a &amp;quot;fucking bitch.&amp;quot; We&amp;#039;re not sure if she meant herself or Fran.  In less dramatic but much more watchable news, Mark Francis is on the hunt for a &amp;quot;lateral property&amp;quot; and apparently a live-in seamstress, because &amp;quot;there is always a hem to be sewn.&amp;quot; Too many times have we been caught in situation where we have cursed the absence of our live-in seamstress. Five things we learnt today  Spencer Matthews must have been born smug. Girls will always come together if it means taking down Spencer Matthews. Phoebe has a mild form of Tourette&amp;#039;s. Andy Jordan always looks good in glasses. Stevie is still on the market.   More Made In Chelsea news SPENCER MATTHEWS MORTIFIED BY NAKED TWIT-PIC MIC&amp;#039;S ANDY JORDAN STARTS A NEW SINGING CAREER WHAT WE LEARNT FROM LAST WEEK&amp;#039;S EPISODE "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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