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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;The story of opening night 2012, in tweet form:\u00A0&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Gamecocks, we knew that eventually you'd have to play another game, in another city. We knew this day would come. It just hurts, is all.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Capital One Bowl (@CapitalOneBowl) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nothing like watching two offenses work out the kinks in a driving rain.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) August 30, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The first false start of the 2012 college football season comes from Guy Matched Up Against Jadeveon Clowney. Makes sense!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 SB Nation (@sbnation) August 30, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;...and then Clowney was all like, \"Cthulhu!\"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) August 30, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Q: So #7 for South Carolina is good? A: That's a Clowney question, bro.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Pat Forde (@YahooForde) August 30, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Eleventy penalties and two turnovers in eight minutes. It's okay, SC and Vandy. Somebody had to go first.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Bill Connelly (@SBN_BillC) August 30, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;TOBC already has a SID painting Connor Shaw's face on some Titleist V1's to smack around at Augusta National tomorrow.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 vadimivich (@vadimivich) August 30, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;FIRE UP TYING THE GAME AGAINST A 1-AA TEAM&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Chris Driver (@Jerkwheatery) August 30, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#&lt;strong&gt;MACtion&lt;/strong&gt; RT @&lt;strong&gt;hustlebelt&lt;/strong&gt;: This actually happened: Kent State punted, recovered the fumble and ran 50 yards THE WRONG WAY.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The best part: UCLA can't just go for two every time, because that's Lane Kiffin's thing.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Jordan Rodgers looks like the 1st candidate for All SEC QB who would wear a fedora to a press conference.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Rick Muscles (@RickMuscles) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Connor Shaw always lands like he's in a video game with a malfunctioning physics engine.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 edsbs (@edsbs) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Connor Shaw's got a big old set of Lesticles. Throws like my Memaw but homeboy's tough as nails&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Will West (@WillWestWNML) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dr. Lane Kiffin informs me that, fortunately, that's Connor Shaw's non-gas pumping shoulder.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In fairness to the ref on that pass interference non-call, he is legally blind. Inspiring story.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Old Spurrier woulda thrown towards the endzone instead of the victory formation&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 CAPS LOCKA FLAME (@matt_T) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;siholly&lt;/strong&gt; @&lt;strong&gt;edsbs&lt;/strong&gt; Bronco Mendenhall graduated from the Gene Chizik school of fashion with that dentist jacket #&lt;strong&gt;itsbecomingathing&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Josh (@JoshuaBBlack) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\"Hang on, I've got to get home to watch Washington State football,\" said a lot of people for the first time ever tonight.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Greg Tepper (@Tepper) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Y'all sports commentators are the worst when it comes to lookin right on camera. Stop tryin to be cute with your pocket squares!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Kaitlin (@kaitlinwithani) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Great coach once told me close win in week 1 is best scenario. Go back and coach 'em up and keep 'em grounded&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Mark Schlabach (@Mark_Schlabach) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is why we love The Head Ball Coach: Spurrier on Vandy: \"They don't have any slow dudes like they used to.\"\"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Tony Barnhart (@MrCFB) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Jay Stricherz and Matt Millen are just trying to cancel out Leach and JoeTess but THEY WILL NOT.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Umass: 0 points, three first downs, 59 total yards. So the FBS transition will take a while.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Pat Forde (@YahooForde) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;DAMN YOU BYU STOP PICKING UP FIRST DOWNS. WE WANT PIRATE OFFENSE.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 WRNL (@WideRtNattyLt) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Leach is actually discussing quantum physics with the ref. Just wanted to spice things up.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I hope Leach isn't too hard on his offense at halftime. A good carpenter never blames his Tuels.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Doug (@CaptainAnnoying) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;YO, WAZZU DON'T WANT NO PARTS OF BYU &amp;amp; THEIR \"HALF OF US ARE MARRIED &amp;amp; WE MIGHT GOT KIDS\" OLD MAN STRUNGTH&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Michael Felder (@InTheBleachers) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;in the future on the west coast if you don't go for it on fourth down you'll be entered in a forest death match&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Martin Rickman (@MartinRickman) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;BYU has more personal fouls than missed tackles.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Voodoo Five (@usfvoodoo5) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#&lt;strong&gt;UnbeLeachable&lt;/strong&gt; RT @&lt;strong&gt;joey_powell&lt;/strong&gt;: @&lt;strong&gt;inthebleachers&lt;/strong&gt; #&lt;strong&gt;Leachdown&lt;/strong&gt; #&lt;strong&gt;LeachEmUp&lt;/strong&gt; #&lt;strong&gt;LeachableMoment&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Michael Felder (@InTheBleachers) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Love this pic!!! @&lt;strong&gt;mcneesesports&lt;/strong&gt; twitter.com/McNeeseFootbal\u2026 \u2014 McNeese Football (@McNeeseFootball) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Can we all just admit it would be cool if losing to McNeese St and E. Washington meant Middle Tennessee St and Idaho got relegated to FCS? \u2014 Dan Weiner (@DanWeiner) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mike Leach after 30-6 loss: \"If you really wanted to see us play well, you should have been there for Monday's practice.\"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;17 minutes into this game and MInnesota and UNLV have combined for 156 yards of offense, 2 turnovers, 6 penalties and are 1/9 on 3rd down.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;UNLV\u2019s pants and helmets are a very weird taupe color but they managedto get them the EXACT SAME weird taupe color, so good job guys. \u2014 stefanielaine (@stefanielaine) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Midway through the second quarter, Minnesota pulls ahead of the University of Circus Circus. \u2014 sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\"Ok, you can have college football back but here's UNLV-Minnesota going to OT bwhaha.\" -- Football gods.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thinking of ranking Minnesota next week based on the kicker doing laps around the field.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;How many overtimes are too many overtimes when one team is Minnesota and the other is UNLV and it's 2:45 on the East Coast?\n\u2014 Paul Myerberg (@PreSnapRead) August 31, 2012&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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