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" 1.\u00A0There&amp;#039;s a special place in hell for people that ask for salt-free fries Especially when it&amp;#039;s busy and it&amp;#039;s only for a kid&amp;#039;s happy meal. It means we have to cook a whole new batch which takes just over 3 minutes (basically a century in fast food world), clean the fry station and the fry scoop and then remember which order they were for. Seriously, if you don&amp;#039;t want salt then McDonald&amp;#039;s is prob not the place for you, babes. 2.\u00A0We&amp;#039;ll sometimes play cricket with old chicken nuggets Before we chuck old nuggets out, we&amp;#039;ll sometimes have some fun with them.\u00A0You only need two people to play, one to bat (using a bun spatula as the racket, obvs) and the other person to bowl. Nugget football works too. Waste not want not!\u00A0 3.\u00A0If you order an apple pie and there&amp;#039;s none ready, we&amp;#039;ll hate you THEY TAKE 6 MINUTES TO COOK PLUS 9 MINUTES TO COOL, FOR GOD&amp;#039;S SAKE. 4.\u00A0Don&amp;#039;t ask us to throw a &amp;#039;cheeky&amp;#039; extra double cheeseburger in your bag You wouldn&amp;#039;t go to a nice sit-down meal and ask for extra stuff for free, would you now? Chances are we&amp;#039;ll probably miss a burger off your meal just for being a &amp;#039;cheeky&amp;#039;\u00A0dickhead.  5.\u00A0Be rude to us and we&amp;#039;ll be secretly rude back Don&amp;#039;t panic. None of the McD&amp;#039;s team are rank enough to spit in your burger but we MIGHT\u00A0put extra ice in your drink, or make sure there&amp;#039;s no flavour syrup in your milkshake, or we&amp;#039;ll squash your burger a bit too much. That sort of thing. Revenge is subtle but sweet.\u00A0 6.\u00A0But if you&amp;#039;re nice to us, we&amp;#039;ll be extra nice back Maybe we&amp;#039;ll fill up your fry box really full, or put extra toppings on your McFlurry or extra sauce in your ice-cream sundae. 7.\u00A0We work looooooong hours Most resturants are open 24 hours now which means loads of graveyard shifts, but if not some will open at 5:30am and we have to be there\u00A0before\u00A0that.\u00A0Oh, and don&amp;#039;t forget the only day we&amp;#039;re closed is Christmas day\u2026 Be gentle with us. We&amp;#039;re tired.\u00A0 8.\u00A0If you call something by the wrong name we&amp;#039;ll definitely have a laugh behind your back It&amp;#039;s not called a McSandwich Chicken, and nor are Creme Egg McFlurrys called &amp;#039;McFlurry Goo&amp;#039;, trust us. 9.\u00A0We don&amp;#039;t half take some shit from customers Being sworn at by drunk people, having hot chocolate thrown over us, burgers thrown in our faces, you know, the usual. We&amp;#039;ve got that fake smiling thing DOWN.\u00A0 10.\u00A0Most of us have probably been to work accidentally drunk at least once When you start work at 5am, it&amp;#039;s inevitable really. 11.\u00A0Most McD&amp;#039;s\u00A0staff have seen things we&amp;#039;ll never unsee Like the customer care girl that had to clean up after a bloke was caught masturbating in the restaurant. Poor thing.\u00A0 12. You can&amp;#039;t fool\u00A0the Drive-Thru There are weight sensors in the ground to detect vehicles, so if you think you&amp;#039;re being totes clever ordering at the Drive-Thru when you&amp;#039;re not in a car, we&amp;#039;ll know about it.\u00A0 13. Us staff will always make our own bespoke\u00A0food on our breaks Mostly so we can put extra mayo, extra bacon, extra cheese, extra\u00A0everything\u00A0on our food. Basic burgers are for customers. We&amp;#039;re VIPs.\u00A0 "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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