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" We were wondering when things were really going to liven up here at the Caf\u00E9. Turns out, all we had to do was slap a little Cajun cooking onto the menu. Meathead Gumbo, perhaps. Or Abject Failure Etouffee. Mmmmmm, that&amp;#039;s some fiiiiiiiinnnnne eatin&amp;#039;, cher.  Louisiana&amp;#039;s governor, an underdog in the race for the GOP nomination, didn&amp;#039;t pull any punches, and his attacks on Trump, a billionaire New York real estate mogul and reality television star, went beyond the ideological. Jindal called Trump &amp;quot;egomaniacal,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;unserious,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;full of bluster&amp;quot; and lacking the &amp;quot;intellectual curiosity to even learn.&amp;quot; Jindal, who is 13th in the Washington Examiner&amp;#039;s presidential power rankings, kept the attacks going after his speech concluded. &amp;quot;He&amp;#039;s a dangerous man. Any candidate, any individual out there enabling Donald Trump is making a serious mistake,&amp;quot; Jindal said, responding to questions. &amp;quot;We need to stand up to the D.C. establishment; we also need to stand up to this narcissist.&amp;quot; First of all,\u00A0if you&amp;#039;re polling at less than three percent, as Jindal is, then you&amp;#039;re not an &amp;quot;underdog.&amp;quot; You&amp;#039;re one small step up from being a stalker.This isn&amp;#039;t David vs. Goliath. This is Sand Flea vs. Goliath. Second, and most important, is there any bigger mismatch of which you can conceive than &amp;quot;Bobby&amp;quot; Jindal against the Libidinous Visitor? That wouldn&amp;#039;t be a primary campaign. It&amp;#039;d be one of those Animal Planet shows about apex predators. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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