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"The KnittingKneedle Etsy store is certainly not for children 18 years and younger and is NSFW. These whimsical penile pillows are perfect for anyone that is looking for a laugh- and would make a great gag gift. Imagine waking up with one of these sitting right next to you; that might be the shock of a lifetime. The crocheted phallic pillows by the KnittingKneedle Etsy store screams bachelor, and might not be the most popular among woman, but they are worth buying if only for the laugh. There are many various phallic shaped pillows that are available online but this beauty is completely handmade which means if you want to try your hand at knitting, here is a golden opportunity."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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