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"FacebookPinterest\n\nThe Internet is a family place. Rarely are things found on it that would cause offense. Except, of course, for the Anthony Weiner saga that\u2019s been dragging on like an NC-17-rated telenovela. And just when you thought it couldn\u2019t get any more offensive to our virgin eyes and ears, Weiner\u2019s Communications Director Barbara Morgan unleashed a curse-laden tirade against former intern Olivia Nuzzi to a reporter for Talking Points Memo. Heavens to Betsy\u2014someone stick a bar of Ivory soap in that girls mouth! So in the interest of making the Anthony Weiner downward spiral a little more G-Rated, we decided to replace some of the saltier language of Morgan\u2019s quotes with words that are more family friendly. Here below is the revised transcript, safe for kids of all ages:\n\n&amp;quot;I\u2019m dealing with like stupid sillybilly interns who make it on to the cover of the Daily News even though they signed NDAs and/or they proceeded to trash me. And by the way, I tried to fire her, but she begged to come back and I gave her a second chance.&amp;quot;\n\n&amp;quot;Silly dunderhead. Nice hubba hubba glamour shot on the cover of the Daily News. Man, see if you ever get a job in this town again,&amp;quot;\n\n&amp;quot;It\u2019s all bull pucky. I mean, it\u2019s such gobbeldygook. She could canoodling\u2014canoodling lady\u2019s flower.&amp;quot;\n\n&amp;quot;I have no idea, but I can tell you she...like accosted me at like our petitioning thing to be able to become my intern, begged me to be my intern, sent me something within like 20 minutes of meeting her and then proceeded to\u2014she came in the next day and was like, basically, \u2019I want to be your pipsqueek all summer long, that\u2019s all I want to do is be your right hand person.\u2019&amp;quot;\n\n&amp;quot;She whiffled. She like wasn\u2019t good at setting up events. She was clearly there because she wanted to be seen. Like it was, like, terrible and I had to like -she would like, she would just not show up for work. For the four weeks she worked there\u2014she didn\u2019t work weekends, so twenty days total. Of those twenty days, she missed probably five because she would just like not show up and not tell me she wasn\u2019t going to be there. So, yeah, so there\u2019s that.&amp;quot;\n\n&amp;quot;And then like she had the collywobbles to like trash me in the paper. And be like, \u2019His communications director was last the press secretary of the Department of Education in New Jersey.\u2019 You know what? Nerts to you, you little chunky munky. I\u2019m not joking, I am going to sue her.&amp;quot;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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