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"\n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\n Finally, a totally original present for one of the ten grillion summer weddings you have to go to: the testicles of a middle-aged Colombian man. \n\nUnlike hand-carved pepper grinders or votive candle holders, you can be sure the couple won't get more than one set.We've all had our budgeting problems here and there. It's hard to put money in the piggy bank for that summer trip to L.A. when Gilt Groupe gets updated every single day at noon. But is the answer \"Sell your nads?\" This one dude \u2014 a Colombian poet named Raffael Medina Brochero \u2014 certainly thinks so. Let's play a little game called \"That's Not Normal.\"The broke Brochero has put his testicles on the market in order to fund his European trip to promote his work, Poetry for Peace in Colombia. If you were curious about the going rate of testicles, and who isn't, really, the reports are conflicting: it's either $20,000 or $200,000, according to Perez Hilton. Umm, pretty big difference, there. I hope if this dude is cutting his balls off he gets more than the price of a Ford Taurus. Maybe they'll be worth $200,000 if he \"tightens the tackle?\"At 52, Brochero already has one kid, so I guess he figures he may as well put his balls to good financial use. Although you'd think that suddenly being a eunuch would sort of spoil the vacation.Follow Anna on Twitter.Image via rafaelmedinabrochero.com"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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