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" Shield your delicate eyes, for we are about to publish a number of photos of the WORST facial hair incident since the Michael Cera tragedy of 2012.  Here is Brody Jenner. Remember hot, bad guy with a heart of gold, fake-dated Lauren Conrad Brody Jenner? Ever think to yourself, &amp;quot;damn, Brody&amp;#039;s still got it&amp;quot;? Well, he has a pornstache now. Sorry.   Dear Lord. Why.  Here&amp;#039;s the full-length effect, because the only thing worse than a man with a pornstache is a man with a pornstache who is also wearing capris and flip-flops.   A sad day for mankind everywhere. There are officially no hot Hills men. Until Brody returns to his former magnificently stubbled glory, of course. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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