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"Each Friday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from Golden State basements, thrift stores, estate sales, and flea markets. A binder of old Mail Box News magazines\nDate: 1974\nPublisher:  Maid of Scandinavia, Co.\nYour fifth birthday should be a happy time, but there bobs the clown, a mad-eyed buoy of frosting and wickedness whipped up by a relative and fouling up your party like half-cooked chicken fouls a tummy."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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