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"Aw, it&amp;#39;s so sweet that your boyfriend&amp;#39;s mom gets drunk on Ramona Singer Pinot Grigio with you and shares stories about how slutty she was when she was your age! Just remember not to overestimate your bond and tell her about her son&amp;#39;s favorite sexual position, OK? Here are some other ridiculous boundary-crossing bon mots.\nPinterestFacebook&amp;quot;And here I am at Altamont in 1969... who knows where my shirt went. Whoops!&amp;quot;\n\n\n\n(While he is on the phone with her; screaming over his shoulder)\n*&amp;quot;HAAAAY SKAAAAAAANK!&amp;quot;\n&amp;quot;I love how young you dress for your age.&amp;quot;\n&amp;quot;He hates condoms. And I hate birth control. Sooo... you smell what I&amp;#39;m steppin&amp;#39; in, girl.&amp;quot;\n&amp;quot;Holy sh*t, I love Mob Wives.&amp;quot;\n&amp;quot;Really? Because *I * can identify with Whitney Houston in a number of ways.&amp;quot;\n&amp;quot;Haha, you really messed him up!&amp;quot;\n&amp;quot;The other night I spanked the sh*t out of him and he loved it.&amp;quot;\n&amp;quot;PATRON SHOTS!&amp;quot;\n&amp;quot;How big is his dad&amp;#39;s d*ck?&amp;quot;\n&amp;quot;Check out this celebrity-spread herpes chart I found on the Internet.&amp;quot;\n&amp;quot;Herpes actually isn&amp;#39;t as bad as you&amp;#39;d think.&amp;quot;\n&amp;quot;Dude, my mom haaaaaaaates you.&amp;quot;\n&amp;quot;Real talk: I want a baby so bad it&amp;#39;s making my head explode.&amp;quot;\n&amp;quot;I don&amp;#39;t believe in college.&amp;quot;\n&amp;quot;I don&amp;#39;t believe in work.&amp;quot;\n&amp;quot;I just believe in cheese.&amp;quot;\n&amp;quot;This Easter dinner is off the chain.&amp;quot;\nAny DMX lyrics of any kind, ever.\n&amp;quot;He loves me more than you. Just saying.&amp;quot; (Pimps away.)\nJust remember: Checking yourself = Hard. Wrecking yourself = Easy. Have any of these slipped out around your BF&amp;#39;s mom by accident? I&amp;#39;ve probably said at least two. Anyone have some more no-nos to add?\nMore mom jawn:\nMy Most Awkward Sexual Experience: His Mom Walked In On Us.\nHow Often Does Your BF Call His Mom?\nMother&amp;#39;s Day: 5 Last-Minute Gift Ideas\n\nphoto: Thinkstock"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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