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" &amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;span id=&amp;quot;selection-marker-1&amp;quot; class=&amp;quot;redactor-selection-marker&amp;quot; data-verified=&amp;quot;redactor&amp;quot;&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;/span&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;  Technology, if you think about it, is kind of terrifying. For one thing, you&amp;#039;re a slave to your iPhone (or\u00A0Android, whatever). And according to people far smarter than I, there&amp;#039;s a pretty good chance we&amp;#039;re already plugged into the Matrix. So it&amp;#039;s doubly creepy and meta that the &amp;quot;technology&amp;quot; inside our simulation is destroying our necks and taking over our children and making essentially basic human functions obsolete. This grandma knows. This grandma understands. On her first ride in a self-driving Tesla, she flips the fuck out, hollering\u00A0lines you will undoubtedly be repeating drunkenly tonight in an attempt to seem topical and well-read: &amp;quot;Goddamn Bill...\u00A0Oh Jesus, this is the first time I&amp;#039;m out and I&amp;#039;m &amp;#039;bout to die... Caah! My Jesus!&amp;quot;\u00A0 Ostensibly, it&amp;#039;s because she has never been this out of control before. But she and I both know it&amp;#039;s because somewhere, in the back of her mind, she&amp;#039;s fully aware that she&amp;#039;s floating in a vat of viscous nutrients, providing the lifeblood\u00A0for our robot overlords, and she&amp;#039;s screaming to get out.\u00A0 [h/t: Digg] "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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