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"Drunks are a messy bunch, either wildly creative and exuberant or unpredictable and violent. The innovations below are focused on either one end or the other of this manic-depressive continuum of intoxication. Take the iBoxer, for example. What sober person would want to play with a giant punching bag that looks like an iPhone? It takes a lush to come up with such deliciously garish design. Conversely, no drunk could ever come up with some of the innovative anti-drunk driving campaigns featured below. Whether you&amp;#039;re a teetoaler or a total lush, you&amp;#039;ll find something in this cluster to suit your alcoholic preference."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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