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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Beer Pick \u2019Em Returns&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you\u2019re watching the Week 5 Monday Night Football game with no rooting interest -- STOP RIGHT THERE! &lt;strong &gt;Tiffany Oshinsky&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;will help you decide who to root for by using the best method known to our country, drinking beer.&amp;nbsp;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Playoff Preview&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The MLB playoffs continued Monday with an elimination game and two important Game 3s in the late afternoon and evening. Here's a preview of the Cardinals-Cubs Game 3 tilt. &lt;strong&gt;Tom Verducci &lt;/strong&gt;says the &lt;strong&gt;Chase Utley&lt;/strong&gt; suspension is a victory for player safety\u2014though Utley may be available for Game 3 between the Dodgers and Mets. And the Blue Jays will be looking to avoid elimination against the Rangers.\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Tom Brady Is Not Perfect&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hot Clicks overlord &lt;strong&gt;Andy Gray&lt;/strong&gt; is always taunting the rest of us with how perfect &lt;strong&gt;Tom Brady&lt;/strong&gt; is. As it turns out, Brady\u2019s personal trainer\u2014and business partner\u2014was the subject of a takedown in &lt;em&gt;Boston Magazine&lt;/em&gt; for, among other things, pretending to be a doctor and claiming his products could cure cancer AND concussions. Brady defended his friend and trainer in a radio interview Monday. (Brady and the Patriots also remained perfect on the season with a win Sunday.)\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Lovely Lady of the Day&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u200B&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ted from Baton Rouge asked me for some Lauren London photos. I can't believe I've never featured her. She earns LLOD honors (click here for full-size gallery).&amp;nbsp;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Professor Dave Is Going For It&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You remember the college professor who moved a student\u2019s midterm so the student could watch the Cubs\u2019 wild-card playoff game? Well there\u2019s now a website honoring \u201CProfessor Dave,\u201D where you can even buy your own Professor Dave t-shirt for $15.&amp;nbsp;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;I Knew It Was Too Good To Be True&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Florida Gators quarterback&lt;strong&gt; Will Grier&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;has been suspended for one whole year for testing positive performance-enhancing drugs. I can\u2019t wait to make fun of my brother when the Gators lose by 35 this weekend. (No one tell him about Northwestern vs. Michigan, though.)\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Honestly It\u2019s Not That Bad&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Dear God I\u2019m Never Leaving The House&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;JokerSloth Can Tell The Future&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Odds and Ends&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Desus and Mero say &lt;strong&gt;Kristaps Porzingis&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;(a.k.a. &amp;nbsp;- White Ewing) will have his own statue near The Halal Guys ... What comes next for USC after the &lt;strong&gt;Steve Sarkisian&lt;/strong&gt; news ... Furiosa won\u2019t be in the &lt;em&gt;Mad Max: Fury Road&lt;/em&gt; sequel, which kind of sucks ... &lt;strong&gt;Jared Leto&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;is really, really proud of his comic-con disguise ... &lt;strong&gt;George R. R. Martin&lt;/strong&gt;, author of the &lt;em&gt;Game of Thrones&lt;/em&gt; books, has a new TV show in the works ... Some people projected MarioKart onto the side of an apartment building ... Those weren't superheroes at your subway stop, those were Comic-Con fans ... Who needs a fancy rugby ball from Chanel?&amp;nbsp;... The Bills have activated the dude who punched &lt;strong&gt;Geno Smith&lt;/strong&gt; ... &lt;em&gt;Entertainment Weekly&lt;/em&gt; reunited the &lt;em&gt;Bring It On&lt;/em&gt; cast ... Fall Out Boy is going on tour in case you want an annoying song stuck in your head ... Here\u2019s how to raise your game at work.&amp;nbsp;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Bret Bielema Is A Wrestling Heel&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;I Would Let Chris Pratt Ask Me Anything&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;[youtube:&amp;nbsp;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYISejAY36s]\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Goodnight Y\u2019all&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Click here for previous versions of Hot Clicks&lt;em&gt;, and visit our&lt;/em&gt;&amp;nbsp;Extra Mustard Page&lt;em&gt;&amp;nbsp;throughout each day for more offbeat sports stories and the latest Cheerleader of the Week gallery. Also check out the&amp;nbsp;&lt;/em&gt;SwimDaily&amp;nbsp;Page&lt;em&gt;&amp;nbsp;for the latest updates and&amp;nbsp;&lt;/em&gt;Instagram&lt;em&gt;&amp;nbsp;pictures of models who have appeared in our issues.&lt;/em&gt;\r\n&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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