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"\"Today I'm announcing a new plan to sell Southern white people to African countries. They will be transported in period-accurate ships from ports in Georgia and Mississippi. Now, we probably won't be able to fit as many 300 pound lard-asses in these old ships, but we're committed to making as many trips as necessary.\""^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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