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"As far as I am concerned, it&amp;#39;s virtually impossible to not love my new kitten on sight, but before I got her I was warned by some of my guy friends that it would put off potential dates and indicate that I was a &amp;quot;cat lady&amp;quot; (see: sad single woman, crone, hag, cronehag). Coincidentally, there was a piece on Jezebel recently by A.J. Daulerio that concurred with this line of thought, except it used way harsher language. To Mr. Daulerio and co., I submit a rousing &amp;quot;go f*ck yourself.&amp;quot;\nPinterestFacebookWithout further ado, here are my counterpoints to certain male issues with cats.\nYes, I also like dogs. People can like both. This is generally how humans work.\nI am very sorry you have allergies. That sucks. I got a bikini wax, eyebrow wax, and occasionally wear heels for you. I think you can handle popping a Benadryl. If you are into me, you will do this and you will like it.\nIf you are the kind of person who equates a species of animal ownership with a lack of sexual activity because it&amp;#39;s a common trope &amp;quot;on TV&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;in Cathy comic strips,&amp;quot; we have absolutely nothing in common.\nI am about as likely to apologize for my cat as you are for your penis size.\nHave you considered that perhaps your issue with cats is that they are self-sufficient, aloof, don&amp;#39;t shower you with unconditional affection and sometimes ignore you? Again, I am not the person you should be dating.\nIf you do not think that the image above is very cute, you&amp;#39;re the Long Island Serial Killer.\nIsn&amp;#39;t she adorable? Do any of you have a cat/boyfriend &amp;quot;situation&amp;quot;? How did you deal with it?\nMore on cats:\nCuddling Dog and Cat Is Officially Proof That the Internet Loves Us All\nGood Morning! Also, Cute Cats\nThis Cat Has An English Accent!"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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