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" Avoiding all possible spoilers, we can safely say that Kylo Ren\u2014who is the new villain in Star Wars: The Force Awakens\u2014is pretty goddamn evil. He has a badass lightsaber, which you saw in the trailers, and he&amp;#039;s played by Adam Driver, who does a pretty excellent job\u00A0in the film. That&amp;#039;s about all we can share in case any of you STILL haven&amp;#039;t seen the most popular movie in the world. But, what if the character, instead of working as a\u00A0commander of the First Order, just balanced on BB-8 while playing a flaming bagpipe in the rain? Did J.J. Abrams ever once consider that? It would look something like the above video, and might be something worth exploring in Episode 8.\u00A0For more Kylo Ren-related memes, please consult the Emo Kylo Ren Twitter account.      *constructs a new lightsaber to cut the crusts off his sandwiches* \u2014 Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 26, 2015         current status: in a sarlacc pit but emotionally \u2014 Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 25, 2015         chuck palahniuk just gets it \u2014 Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015    [h/t: Digg] "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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