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" 1. NUTELLA. NUTELLA. NUTELLA.\u00A0Yes yes so we\u00A0might eat it out of the jar all year round, but Pancake Day marks 24 hours of absolutely zero judgement and the opportunity to eat it off the spoon on the tube. This is allowed, right?   2.\u00A0You can always rely on making the right decision with pancakes.\u00A0EVERY decision involving a pancake is a good one. Unfortunately the same cannot be said for men.   3.You will never ever regret the money you spend on pancake ingredients and that\u00A01kg jar of Nutella.\u00A0It&amp;#039;s a shame the same can&amp;#039;t be said for that fluffy teddy bear holding a love heart.   4.\u00A0Ready for some real talk?\u00A0Love and relationships can\u00A0hurt you. Pancakes will never let you down.\u00A0YUP.     5. Also maple syrup is a thing that exists.\u00A0If that doesn&amp;#039;t mean Pancake Day &amp;amp;gt; Valentine&amp;#039;s Day then we don&amp;#039;t know what does.   6. Does Valentine&amp;#039;s Day give you an excuse to spend every waking minute of that day eating and not feeling an inch of guilt?\u00A0DOES IT? Didn&amp;#039;t think so.   7. But seriously, we&amp;#039;re practically dribbling at the thought of ultra indulgent and oozy stalks of pancakes.\u00A0Barely ANYTHING compares, let alone Valentine&amp;#039;s Day.   8. The hardest decision on Pancake Day comes in the shape of deciding between fat American style pancakes or paper thin crepes first,\u00A0whereas Valentine&amp;#039;s Day is a MINEFIELD of decisions with so much room for error. No, thank you.   9.\u00A0There is no such thing as OTT on Shrove Tuesday.\u00A0Valentine&amp;#039;s Day marks an incredibly awkward phase of trying to strike the balance between making an effort and not looking like a try-hard for your other half, but that\u00A0isn&amp;#039;t a thing on Pancake Day. The limit of toppings does not exist.   10. Alright alright so boys can be great and relationships can be a magical thing to celebrate on V-Day if you&amp;#039;re in the right one, but do they come with triple chocolate chips, an oozy centre and lemon and sugar dusted on top? NO? Didn&amp;#039;t think so.  11. On Pancake Day you don&amp;#039;t even have to pretend you care about\u00A0what your date is saying.\u00A0Unlike Valentine&amp;#039;s Day, the whole focus of you even being there is to eat dessert and really cherish every minute of it. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE.\u00A0\u00A0It&amp;#039;s a shame the same can&amp;#039;t be said for that fluffy teddy bear holding a love heart.  12.\u00A0Who needs romance when you&amp;#039;ve got ice cream and hundreds and thousands?\u00A0Sorry but relationships are the last thing on our mind when we&amp;#039;ve got XXL crepes covered in cream and sugary goodness.\u00A0  13.\u00A0Like, has anyone ever regretted celebrating Pancake Day?\u00A0Like, felt deep regret about it in their heart the same way as they have with dating an ex? Didn&amp;#039;t think so.  14. To conclude, Pancake Day rules, Valentine&amp;#039;s Day drools.\u00A0HOORAY.  LONG LIVE PANCAKE DAY. Follow Dusty on Twitter. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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