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"Thankfully my husband had to leave extra-early for work Tuesday morning. Because when I woke up&amp;#8212;feeling a little flushed&amp;#8212;I never would have been able to look him in the eye. Because the night before, I let myself be seduced by ...\nPinterestFacebookJustin Bieber arrives at the 2011 ESPY Awards at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on July 13, 2011 in Los Angeles, California.\nPHOTO: WireImageJUSTIN BEIBER.\nI know! I know!\nYes, it was only a dream, but still. I loathed myself for (faux) falling for this kid. Literally: He&amp;#39;s a kid. I know this because when I woke up, I felt compelled to Google his age.\nHe&amp;#39;s 17. SEVENTEEN.\n(I&amp;#39;m 34.)\nAnd get this: I read recently that Justin Bieber&amp;#39;s dad is 35.\nUgh. Gross gross gross.\nI (pretend) made out with someone who could have been the child of one of my peers. And I enjoyed it!\nHence the lingering guilt this morning while looking for a photo to go with this post. I was a little worried that I&amp;#39;d see his little boy face and be turned on. Thankfully the only feeling I had was wanting to smack the perma-smirk off of his face. (Whatever. If I was 17 and someone&amp;#39;s mom was having dirty dreams about me, I&amp;#39;d be smirking, too.)\nWho&amp;#39;s the most embarrassing person you&amp;#39;ve had a dirty dream about? Did you wake up feeling guilty the next day?\nWhen I was pregnant I had filthy, filthy dreams about a certain ex who would&amp;#39;ve loved to know he&amp;#39;d crept into my mind. Damn hormones. (Seriously! Lots of pregnant chicks have dirty dreams!)\nSomething other things I&amp;#39;m wondering:\n\nIf You Could Burn Three of Your Guy&amp;#39;s Possessions and He&amp;#39;d Never Find Out, What Would You Toss Into the Fire?\n\n\nCan We Dish About These Crazy-Looking, Costumed Men for a Moment? (Plus, Does Your Guy Have Any Strange Hobbies? You&amp;#39;ll Never Believe What Mine&amp;#39;s Obsessed With!)\n\nMore Ways to Get Glamour:\nNEW! Now You Can Read Glamour on Flipboard!\nVisit ShopGlamour.com for cute stuff starting at just $10!\nDownload  Glamour for your iPad. Print subscribers, it&amp;#39;s now part of your subscription plan!\nEnter the latest Glamour sweepstakes!\nFollow us on Twitter.\nPhotos: Getty Images"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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