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"PinterestFacebookClick to check out Andy in those notorious short shorts (and 20 retro-chic outfits for you)! \nSo what was it like working with the models on the shoot?\nThey were lovely. I felt bad for them because it was chilly. I felt like a mother hen protecting my eggs.\nYou must have been pretty cold yourself. Tell us about the shorts.\nI was petitioning for shorter. These were the shortest shorts we had, so I just rocked em.\nHow do you feel about tight jeans on women?\nI&amp;#39;m a fan. My high school years were during the nineties, and me and my friends often talk about how we got ripped off, because every generation but ours had a tight-jean phase. We had the TLC phase, where the ladies were wearing baggy Girbauds and loose overalls with one strap. Which, you know, is not without its charms. But we certainly never got that supertight, high-cut shorts, Dazed and Confused look.\nHow do you get your hair to do the things it does?\nI&amp;#39;ve been training it since high school, so now each hair is like its own organism. I can do specific sweeps through with my hand.\nWhat is the sexiest thing a woman can do?\nUm, I guess sleep with me? I consider it a very sexy thing if a woman has sex with me.\nWhat&amp;#39;s the sexiest thing a woman can wear?\nWhatever Phoebe Cates was wearing in Gremlins. She had kind of a sweater-beret situation.\nYou&amp;#39;re friends with Justin Timberlake. What kind of attention do you get from girls when you&amp;#39;re out with him?\nI could count the times I&amp;#39;ve been out with him on one hand. We hang out a lot of times when we&amp;#39;re working on stuff, but he gets plenty of attention.\nWhen you&amp;#39;re not out with him, do you call each other?\nWe Skype each other constantly before we go out for an evening to make sure the other one thinks the other one has a good outfit on or something. He&amp;#39;s always Skyping me asking if I think he looks good in [his] jeans. [Laughs.]\nANDY SAMBERG ANSWERS MORE Qs!&amp;gt;&amp;gt;\nWho is the funniest woman you&amp;#39;ve ever met?\nThat&amp;#39;s a tough one. I&amp;#39;ve worked with arguably some of the funniest women of all time&amp;#8212;Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph, Rachel Dratch, Tina Fey, Kristen Wiig&amp;#8212;that&amp;#39;s an incredible list right there.\nWhat is the sexiest thing a woman can say?\n[Laughs.] God, I&amp;#39;m so bad with that. I would say, first off, never once in my life have I used the word sexy. So probably like, &amp;quot;The Jerk is my favorite movie,&amp;quot; something like that.\nWhat&amp;#39;s the sexiest thing you do, and when do you feel the sexiest?\nI have never done a sexy thing, and I have never felt sexy. [Laughs.] This conversation is the most times I&amp;#39;ve said the word sexy in my life.\nYou don&amp;#39;t need to say it again for four more years.\nOh, no, I&amp;#39;m going to say it constantly now. But I don&amp;#39;t truly believe that men can be sexy. The attempt of sexiness on a man&amp;#39;s part always ends in lameness.\nIf we spent the night at your house, what might we notice about your place in the morning?\nUm\u2026probably my exact replica of the Sistine Chapel that I have done on the ceiling?\nI think we&amp;#39;re all going to want to spend the night at your house now, because that sounds spectacular.\nWell, tell everyone they&amp;#39;re invited. We&amp;#39;ll have a big slumber party."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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