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" Let&amp;#039;s soak down a neighborhood with foul-smelling chemical goop because free markets! Oil shot 15 to 20 feet upward and onto a nearby business, The Gentlemen&amp;#039;s Club, coating the windows. The Gentlemen&amp;#039;s Club, which according to its website features &amp;quot;full nude exotic dancers,&amp;quot; was evacuated, according to the Los Angeles Fire Department. Two workers from a nearby industrial plant for Baxter, a healthcare company, were sickened by the fumes and transported to the hospital. See, the only way our old friend, the Keystone XL pipeline, makes sense on the issue of jobs is if you count the strippers along the route. Now we see that even that argument is hollow because, even from a purely ecdysiastical sense, the oil industry is at best a 50-50 proposition. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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