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"PinterestFacebookYou guys may have noticed that I pretty much never write about Chris Brown and Rihanna&amp;#39;s relationship, despite the endless tabloid stories and Instagram pics and back-and-forth drama. It&amp;#39;s just too sad and complicated and frustrating. Honestly, I barely even have the stomach to read the gossip, let alone have the wisdom to talk about it.\nBut today I actually breathed a sigh of relief when I stumbled across their latest supposed breakup and what he had to say about it, which is a big change from my usual heart-sinking reaction. I mean, don&amp;#39;t get me wrong, I still think he managed to sound like an arrogant jerk about it all, but at least the end point got my approval. When asked about his birthday celebrations, Chris said, &amp;quot;Imma do it solo. I mean, at the end of the day, shawty doing her own thang, she on the road. It&amp;#39;s always gonna be love. I&amp;#39;m a grown man, just gotta fast-forward.&amp;quot; So it seems they&amp;#39;re not together for now, although we probably haven&amp;#39;t seen the end of these two reuniting and splitting (despite the Smitten opinion that it&amp;#39;s a Don&amp;#39;t). However, what had me nodding my head was when he said, &amp;quot;I can&amp;#39;t be focused on wife-ing someone that young.&amp;quot;\nTo be fair, I&amp;#39;m not sure age is really the main factor here, but I think all of us can concur on two things here: 1) Let&amp;#39;s banish the use of &amp;quot;wife&amp;quot; as a verb and 2) he should absolutely not be focused on marrying Rihanna (or anyone, probably). Much like our choices in verb usage, I&amp;#39;m assuming my reasons for thinking so differ from Chris&amp;#39;, but nonetheless, I&amp;#39;m in complete and utter agreement on the no marriage thing. Please, just don&amp;#39;t.\nAnd I&amp;#39;m guessing that pretty much sums up the extent of things Chris Brown and I see eye to eye on, so that&amp;#39;s probably the last thing I&amp;#39;ll have to say on the subject for a while.\nRight? Are you grateful to hear that this dude is not thinking of trying to marry Rihanna?\nMore of the past drama:\nWould You Tell Your Friend to Dump a Guy If He Was Horrible? (Oh, Yeah, and Rihanna Is Definitely Back With Chris Brown.)\nHelp Us Get These 3 Couples Off the Breakup-Makeup Hamster Wheel. PLEASE.\nLet&amp;#39;s Talk About Rihanna&amp;#39;s New Video Featuring a Chris Brown &amp;quot;Look-alike&amp;quot;\nPhoto: Getty Images"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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