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"&lt;p&gt; A True Wordsmith Bob Green&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Get all previous editions of Hot Clicks here. Follow Jimmy Traina on Twitter here. Become a fan of Hot Clicks on Facebook here. E-mail a comment, question or link  here.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;The man above is Montana Tech football coach Bob Green, who retired this week after 24 years on the job. Several readers have asked that I acknowledge this by sharing Green's unique way with words (\"That's a double-edged sword, ya know. It's kinda like watching your mother-in-law go off a cliff in a Cadillac. You got mixed feelings\" and \"I got a short memory. Just like when I was in the third grade. Two of the best years of my life.\") You can see more of Green via this video compilation and this video compilation.  Groin Hit = Always Good For A LaughBaseball season may be over, but &lt;strong&gt;Ben, of Bowie, Md&lt;/strong&gt;., has unearthed this clip of former Royals catcher &lt;strong&gt;John Buck&lt;/strong&gt; hitting White Sox infielder &lt;strong&gt;Gordon Beckham&lt;/strong&gt; in a delicate place, which caused Chicago announcer &lt;strong&gt;Ken&lt;/strong&gt; \"Hawk\" &lt;strong&gt;Harrelson&lt;/strong&gt; to act like it was the funniest thing he's ever seen.On This Date In History...It was 25 years ago today that &lt;strong&gt;Lawrence Taylor&lt;/strong&gt; ended &lt;strong&gt;Joe Theismann&lt;/strong&gt;'s career with one of the most famous sacks in league history.Lovely Lady Of The DaySofia Vergara :: Jason LaVeris/Getty ImagesLast night's episode of &lt;em&gt;Modern Family&lt;/em&gt; was outstanding from start to finish, mainly because Manny was front and center for all 30 minutes, and because &lt;strong&gt;Sofia Vergara&lt;/strong&gt; was, well, Sofia Vergara. (Here's one memorable scene.) So I had no choice but to reward Vergara with today's LLOD honors. Random LinksRockets analyst &lt;strong&gt;Clyde Drexler&lt;/strong&gt; thinks that the Bulls guard &lt;strong&gt;Kyle Korver&lt;/strong&gt; looks like \"that guy, what's his name, the one that's married to &lt;strong&gt;Demi Moore&lt;/strong&gt;.\" ... Suns forward &lt;strong&gt;Channing Frye&lt;/strong&gt; doesn't look happy to be wearing a Snuggie. ... &lt;strong&gt;Chris Bosh&lt;/strong&gt; wants Heat coach &lt;strong&gt;Erik Spoelstra&lt;/strong&gt; to understand that  the players just want to chill.Follow-Up No. 1In today's A.M. Hot Clicks, I linked to a story about Apple not offering &lt;em&gt;Esquire&lt;/em&gt;'s Sexiest Woman Alive issue featuring &lt;strong&gt;Minka Kelly&lt;/strong&gt; in their app store. The fine folks at &lt;em&gt;Esquire&lt;/em&gt; e-mailed me to let me know that Apple changed their stance late yesterday and now you can download all the Minka you want.Follow-Up No. 2Also in today's A.M. Hot Clicks was a link to a screen grab that said an NHL player was penalized for \"too much man.\" Turns out that was an old picture, which was was part of this Funny or Die gallery of the 17 greatest sports freeze-frames ever. (Warning: Link contains strong language/images.) Product Of The Day If you are a beer pong player, you'll want this table.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; Music Video Of The DayNYU's Glee Club does a fantastic acapella rendition of &lt;strong&gt;Antoine Dodson&lt;/strong&gt;'s Bed Intruder Song.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;NYU N'Harmonics Bed Intruders Acapella from NYU Local on Vimeo.  &lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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