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"thorntsnack's channel on Funny Or Die. Bored and not entirely sober at Valdosta State College. Breaking stuff and campaigning for municipal authorities., THE IPHONE IS A TOXIC KILLER, AS CNN HAS JUST REPORTED!! Oh. Oh, the humanity. I got to get my freak on. CHOK FULL OF POISONOUS LETHAL STINKY SUBSTANCES - YOU'LL NEVER HAVE CHILDREN. WE'RE ALL IN BIG TROUBLE, LEMME TELL YOU. YES. (more) , Swee..."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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