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" &amp;quot;In th&amp;#039; old days if a man kilt another man he took three jumps fr&amp;#039;m th&amp;#039; scene iv th&amp;#039; disaster to th&amp;#039; north corrydor iv th&amp;#039; County Jail. That still goes f&amp;#039;r th&amp;#039; poor man. No wan has thried to rob him iv th&amp;#039; privilege won f&amp;#039;r him be his ancestors iv bein&amp;#039; quickly an&amp;#039; completely hanged. A photygraph iv him is took without a collar, he&amp;#039;s yanked befure an awful coort iv justice, a deef-mute lawyer is appinted to look afther his inthrests an&amp;#039; see that they don&amp;#039;t suffer be bein&amp;#039; kept in th&amp;#039; stuffy atmosphere iv th&amp;#039; coortroom, th&amp;#039; State&amp;#039;s attorney presints a handsome pitcher iv him as a fiend in human form, th&amp;#039; judge insthructs th&amp;#039; jury iv onprejudiced jurors in a hurry to get home that they ar-re th&amp;#039; sole judges iv th&amp;#039; law an&amp;#039; th&amp;#039; fact, th&amp;#039; law bein&amp;#039; that he ought to be hanged an&amp;#039; th&amp;#039; fact bein&amp;#039; that he will be hanged, an&amp;#039; befure our proletory frind comes out iv his thrance he&amp;#039;s havin&amp;#039; his first thorough fill-up iv ham an&amp;#039; eggs, an&amp;#039; th&amp;#039; clargy ar-re showin&amp;#039; an amount iv inthrest in him that must be surprisin&amp;#039; to a man iv his humble station&amp;quot; -- Finley Peter Dunne, 1899. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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