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" Welcome to the latest Esquire Weekly\u2014a first-of-its-kind weekly tablet edition of a monthly magazine. Each issue is packed with original stories from Esquire&amp;#039;s best writers, plus excerpts, music, video, edification, hilarity, thought-provocation, and more. Subscribe now and you can get it all delivered to your iPad every week for just $20 a year. A brief sample from this week&amp;#039;s edition: Michael Massimino, Astronaut: &amp;quot;And I could see what they would be saying in the science books of the future. This was gonna be my legacy. My children and my grandchildren would read in their classrooms: We would know if there was life on other planets, but Gabby and Daniel&amp;#039;s dad broke the Hubble Space Telescope, and we&amp;#039;ll never know.&amp;quot; Jonathan Evans: &amp;quot;Ah, the tank top: Believed by some to be cool and practical, and others to be a grossly inappropriate display of side ham. Yes, it&amp;#039;s August. Yes, it&amp;#039;s hot. And yes, we know the saying Sun&amp;#039;s out, guns out. But, like most things, if you&amp;#039;re considering eschewing sleeves, there are rules to be followed.&amp;quot; Brendan Jay Sullivan: &amp;quot;At that time I was going through a bad breakup, working nights as a DJ in Lower Manhattan. My breakup buddy was a young singer and go-go dancer. She was twenty, an NYU dropout who&amp;#039;d recently been dumped by her first record label. She called herself Lady Gaga, and was at times convinced that her whole life was over. We bonded over our failures: hers with music, mine with Esquire.&amp;quot; Josh Ozersky: &amp;quot;You are more likely to be killed by a falling anvil than to get sick from trichinosis.&amp;quot; Nate Hopper: &amp;quot;A Korean study about penile injections was addressed. One chemical, Lipen-10, was said to increase the circumference of a penis by nearly two inches and the length by one, with no significant side effects. That is, if you don&amp;#039;t consider a sudden urge to crack open the pi\u00F1ata at your son&amp;#039;s birthday party with your genitalia a significant side effect.&amp;quot; Some guy: &amp;quot;GO HOME, CANADA.&amp;quot; Plus: We meet a Woman We Love, compete on American Ninja Warrior, try a recipe inspired by a 123-year-old Bolvian man, and bring you the Esquire Summer Music Festival. That and more, free to digital subscribers. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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