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" \n\tPitchers and catchers have reported, the World Baseball Classic is around the corner and fantasy baseball season is nearly here. The weather is heating up and it's time to name your fantasy baseball team. You could always go with one of the classics like Chico's Bail Bonds, Springfield Isotopes, New York Knights or Myrtle Beach Mermen. But you might as well go with one of these 75 funny fantasy baseball team names.\n\t\n\tAlabaster Blasters\n\tBats in the Pelfrey\u2028\n\tBetter Safe Than Soria\u2028\n\tBig League Choo\u2028\n\tBig Wang Theory\u2028\n\tBossman Senior\n\tBreaking Badenhop \u2028\n\tBryce Hyper\n\tCannot, Cantu\u2028\n\tChen Music\u2028\n\tCitizen Cain\u2028\n\tClown Question Bros\n\tCome Sale Away\u2028\n\tCuckoo for Coco Crisp\u2028\n\tCust Out\u2028\n\tDavey Johnson\u2019s Tweeter\n\tDepends on Asdrubal\u2028\n\tDick Pole\u2019s Staff\u2028\n\tEthier Said Than Dunn\u2028\n\tFister-Furbush \u2028\n\tG\u2019s Up, Scott Downs\u2028\n\tGolden Sombreros\n\tGrand Theft Votto\u2028\n\tGriffey Jr.\u2019s Tonic\n\tHall of Shamers\n\tHannibal Lester\u2028\n\tHarang 'em High\u2028\n\tHarper Valley OBP\u2028\n\tHey Upton Upton\n\tHigh Plains Fister\u2028\n\tHoney Nut Ichiro's\u2028\n\tHorse walks into Aybar\u2028\n\tI\u2019m Rich, Litsch! \u2028\n\tInglourious Bastardos\u2028\n\tJeter\u2019s Gift Baskets\n\tJeters Never Prosper \u2028\n\tJoe Maddon Gnomes\n\tJon Jay Jack Jim Joe\u2028\n\tKimbrels 'n Bits\u2028\n\tLatos Intolerant \u2028\n\tLay down the Lawrie\u2028\n\tLess is Morrow\n\tLooking Illegal\n\tLoria\u2019s Lease\n\tMan walks into a Bard\u2028\n\tMarcum Eight\u2028\n\tMattingly\u2019s Sideburns\n\tMiami Mortgage\n\tA Mighty Lind\u2028\n\tNext of Kinsler\u2028\n\tNot at the Table Carlos\u2028\n\tOld Hoss\u2019s Beaneaters\n\tOut of Saito\u2028\n\tOutfield Fly Rule\n\tPED-co Park\n\tRusty Trumbo\u2028\n\tSam Above the Fuld\u2028\n\tScratch My Ichiro\u2028\n\tSenior Circuit Rascals\n\tSmoak a Swisher\n\tSpitball LOOGYs\n\tTake Maholm Tonight\u2028\n\tTalent-less South Beach\n\tThe Bourn Supremacy \u2028\n\tThe Melky Way\u2028\n\tThe Price Is Wrong\u2028\n\tThe Scioscial Network\u2028\n\tThe Yankee Clippard\u2028\n\tThome Don\u2019t Play That\u2028\n\tTriple-Hawpe Brewed\u2028\n\tVin Scully\u2019s Homeboys\n\tVoid A-Roid\n\tYellow Brick Gload\u2028\n\tYoenis Envy\n\tYu Da Man\n\tZero Dark Cooperstown\n\n\t\u00A0\n\n\tFantasy Baseball Positional Rankings:&amp;nbsp;Big Board&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;C&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;1B&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;2B&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;3B&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;SS&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;OF&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;DH&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;SP&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;RP\n\n\tRelated Content:\n\t2013 Fantasy Baseball Rankings: Big Board\n\t2013 Fantasy Baseball Sleepers and Busts: Infield\n\t2013 Fantasy Baseball Sleepers and Busts: Outfield\n\t2013 Fantasy Baseball Sleepers and Busts: Starting Pitcher\n\t2013 Fantasy Baseball: Closer Grid\n\tFantasy Baseball Studs to Avoid in 2013\n\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\u00A0\n\t\n\t\tWant more baseball? Check out Athlon Sports' 2013 Baseball Annual for the most complete preview available. Order your copy now!&amp;nbsp;\n\n "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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