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" Seasoned film\u00A0lampooners Screen Junkies are saying what we were all afraid to about the movie that finally got Leo the Oscar he deserved (?) with their new Honest Trailer for The Revenant. &amp;quot;From Leonardo DiCaprio, and hey, that&amp;#039;s not Scorsese, comes a production that put its cast through mental and physical torture to film and put the audience through two-and-a-half hours of mild boredom to watch,&amp;quot; begins Trailer Guy Voice, before launching into a brutal take-down of everything that was wrong with the movie\u2014from its egregious amount of sky shots,\u00A0its historical inaccuracy, and unintelligible acting.\u00A0 The Revenant, starring Sexual Harassment Grizzly and Sad Max, won\u00A0Best Actor, Best Director,\u00A0and Best Cinematography at this year&amp;#039;s Academy Awards. It comes out on DVD on April 19\u00A0if you want to put yourself through the same amount of suffering Leo went through. Sadly, you won&amp;#039;t earn any awards for sitting through it.\u00A0 "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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