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"\n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\n\n\nNew Hollywood rule: When you want the Golden Globes hosted right, ask two women. Namely, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, who dominated as masters of ceremonies. So can people stop writing ridiculous diatribes about women not being funny now?The real-life BFF's blew past meanie Globes host Ricky Gervais out of the water with a blend of smiles, snark, and signature smarts. Not to mention charm: These girls got gravely serious method actor Daniel Day-Lewis to hold up his finger E.T.-style\u2014and made it look easy breezy.On Oscar-nomination-snubbed Zero Dark Thirty director Kathryn Bigelow, Amy brought down the Beverly Hilton ballroom: \"I haven't really been following the controversy over Zero Dark Thirty, but when it comes to torture, I trust the lady who spent three years married to James Cameron.\"To Globe winner Anne Hathaway, Tina cracked: \"You gave a stunning performance in Les Miserables. I have not seen someone so totally alone and abandoned like that since you were on stage with James Franco at the Oscars.\" As Adele later admitted, we were basically \"pissing in our pants\" the whole time.Unlike Franco, Amy and Tina never left each other hanging, but played off their real-life chemistry like pros. They deftly likened the HFPA (Hollywood Foreign Press Association) to HPV, declared director Quentin Tarantino the stuff of their sexual nightmares, and went for the silly, playful, SNL \"Weekend Update\"-esque jokes that made them who they are today (Tina: \"The Hunger Games was one of the biggest films of the year and also what I call the six weeks it took me to get into this dress!\") Special thanks to Amy for giving gave us an idea of what it would be like to sneak into the Globes, break into the champagne, call out Bill Clinton as, OMG, \"Hillary Clinton's husband,\" and have one's way with George Clooney's lap.  Nothing forced or mean, just authentically funny, and bringing on the most awards show laughter any of us has seen in a long, long time. Next step: Give these girls an Oscar-hosting gig. Check out our Golden Globes 2013 Best Dressed List here.Follow Michelle on Twitter."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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