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"{{tmz_video_0}}\n&lt;div class=\"hideplaybutton\"&gt;Be warned&lt;strong&gt; Lindsay Lohan&lt;/strong&gt; -- your lawyer sucks! That's basically what the judge in her lying-to-cops case said this morning ... right to her attorney &lt;strong&gt;Mark Heller&lt;/strong&gt;'s face. Michael Lohan calls in with a fascinating tip on who should replace Heller.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Plus, &lt;strong&gt;Octomom&lt;/strong&gt; fully tripping in a video shot right before she went to rehab. Octo joins us to explain ... turns on the waterworks, and drops some shocking allegations about her former manager. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And, &lt;strong&gt;Kanye West&lt;/strong&gt; unloads his multi-million dollar bachelor pad in LA -- aka he \"got rid of his black leather couch.\" Confused? Charles will translate. &lt;br /&gt;\n&lt;div class=\"hideplaybutton\"&gt;&lt;a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/tmz-live/id418086839\" target=\"_blank\"&gt;&lt;img alt=\"TMZLive-Download-Podcast-Graphic\" src=\"http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/02/02/tmzlive-download-podcast-graphic.jpg\" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;\n&lt;div class=\"hideplaybutton\"&gt;&lt;a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http://www.tmz.com/2013/03/01/tmz-live-lindsay-lohan-octomom-michael-jordan-justin-bieber-leonardo-dicaprio-kanye-west-kim-kardashian-seal/\"&gt;&lt;img alt=\"tmzlive-play-by-play-1\" src=\"http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/05/03/tmzlive-play-by-play-3.jpg\" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;\n&lt;/div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;(0:00)&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Lindsay Lohan&lt;/strong&gt;'s attorney &lt;strong&gt;Mark Heller&lt;/strong&gt; makes a fool out of himself today in court -- and the judge lets him have it. &lt;strong&gt;Michael Lohan&lt;/strong&gt; calls in to join in the dissing. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;strong&gt;(7:00)&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Michael Jordan&lt;/strong&gt; may have an illegitimate kid -- but there's something fishy about the situation.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;strong&gt;(10:00)&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Octomom&lt;/strong&gt; calls in to explain the crazy video we got of her going bananas in a hotel room -- and she gets extremely emotional while throwing wild allegations at her former manager.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;strong&gt;(18:00)&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Justin Bieber&lt;/strong&gt;'s latest cry to attention -- going shirtless in London. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;strong&gt;(21:00)&lt;/strong&gt; Harvey goes off on the state of U.S. politics -- and reveals his controversial plan to oust everyone in office. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;strong&gt;(23:00)&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Kanye West&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;#160;unloads his badass bachelor pad in LA. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;strong&gt;(25:00)&lt;/strong&gt; Apple honcho &lt;strong&gt;Tim Cook&lt;/strong&gt; makes another speech -- and Apple stock plummets. What's so different about him and&lt;strong&gt; Steve Jobs&lt;/strong&gt;? &lt;br /&gt; &lt;strong&gt;(28:00)&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Cher&lt;/strong&gt; and &lt;strong&gt;Fergie&lt;/strong&gt; wear the most ridiculous fur outfits you've ever seen. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;strong&gt;(30:00)&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Mark McGrath&lt;/strong&gt;'s music cruise gets canceled -- and it may have something to do with the infamous \"poop cruise.\"&lt;br /&gt; &lt;strong&gt;(33:00)&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Seal&lt;/strong&gt;'s got a new lady -- the next in a long line of newly single stars getting back on the market.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;strong&gt;(35:00)&lt;/strong&gt; The floor is yours!&lt;br /&gt; &lt;strong&gt;(41:00)&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Octomom&lt;/strong&gt;'s manager calls in to refute her wild claims."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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