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" You may have noticed this week that there was a move afoot by Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Get The Fck Away From My Car) of California essentially to name the ocean after Ronald Reagan. To be entirely fair to Issa, he only wanted some of the ocean that was contiguous to the United States named after the man who functions on the conservative mind roughly the same way Landru did on the inhabitants of Beta III. (&amp;quot;Are you of the body? The body is one! Praise to the body and health to all its parts.&amp;quot;) The Red Hour, of course, will strike in Tampa at the end of August. Festival! Anyway, today&amp;#039;s hooley in the comments will break out over the question, &amp;quot;What&amp;#039;s Your Favorite Thing Named After A President?&amp;quot; No using presidential birthplaces or summer homes or auxiliary White Houses. (No LBJ Ranch, for example, or Mount Vernon.) Also, no memorials, so if you&amp;#039;re looking for a Lincoln or a Jefferson, you have to think outside the Beltway. Also, too, no places. Madison, Wisconsin is disqualified. Have at it, and if you can find something named after Chester A. Arthur, I am very proud of you. 1) The George Washington Bridge: An underrated New York icon. 2) The Hoover Dam: Bad president, good goddamn dam. Also the location of kindly Doc Maddow&amp;#039;s finest photo-op. 3) The Abraham Lincoln Brigade: OK, they fought on the losing side in Spain, but Rick Blaine was a member, before he moved to Morocco and opened his saloon. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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