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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Welcome to Extra Mustard\u2019s weekly&amp;nbsp;&lt;/em&gt;Ballers&lt;em&gt;&amp;nbsp;power rankings. This week, in the Season 2 premier, Spencer and Terrell Suggs brawl on Jay Glazer\u2019s show, the Dolphins appear to be moving on from Ricky Jarrett, and&amp;nbsp;Ndamukong&amp;nbsp;Suh\u200B is a total boss.&lt;/em&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;1. Jay Glazer&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;He is the clear winner of this week\u2019s episode. Glazer chats up Spencer\u2019s boss at a party, then chats up Spencer, and books him for his show&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;Glazed and Confused&lt;/em&gt;&amp;nbsp;(possibly the worst name of all time). \u201CWhat\u2019s the worst that can happen?\u201D the video podcast hosts asks.\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Look at my man, wheeling and dealing. He baits Spencer in with a simple question, then invites on Ravens linebacker Terrell Suggs, who Spencer has a long-standing beef with. Glazer knows how to create some radio fire, like Birdman on&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;The Breakfast Club&lt;/em&gt;&amp;nbsp;or Kanye&amp;nbsp;on &lt;i&gt;Sway In The Morning&lt;/i&gt;. He asks about the tension between the two. Then he lets the gloves come off, sits back, laughs, and just turns his head back and forth like he's at a tennis match. He\u2019d already gotten his money\u2019s worth, and then Sizzle and Spencer brawl. Glazer\u2019s show is now firmly on the map and the ratings are off the charts. Glory Glaze.\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;2. Andre&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Andre, this season\u2019s heel, had almost as much to do with the incident on Glazer\u2019s show as Glazer did. He\u2019s gotten the best of Spencer before, as we learned, and got the best of him again by dangling an old foe in front of his face. The difference between Glazer and Andre is that one is raking in the cash and the other may have just lost it to a rising super-agent/financial manager.\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;3. Spencer&amp;nbsp;Strasmore&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I was ready to cement Spencer at No. 1 for his \u201CPHD in talking s\u2014\u201D line on Glazer\u2019s show, but then he wound up getting beaten down by&amp;nbsp;Suggs&amp;nbsp;and costing his clients some money. Still, you can\u2019t really front on Spencer. He\u2019s now in a position of power, opened up&amp;nbsp;Ndamukong&amp;nbsp;Suh\u2019s&amp;nbsp;restaurant, made peace with T-Sizzle, and even pledged to steal him away from this season\u2019s new bad guy. This Andre character doesn\u2019t know what\u2019s coming.\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;4. Ndamukong Suh&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Suh rolls up to the opening of his new restaurant, \u2018Suh&amp;nbsp;Casa\u2019 (what a freaking name!) just killing it. He has the suit, the boat, the women on the boat, and he doesn\u2019t give a speech, because Ndamukong Suh doesn\u2019t do speeches.\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;5. Terrell Suggs&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Suggs was another huge winner. He got the best of Spencer in a fight, and wore a shirt with his nickname on it. Legend.\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;6. Alonzo Cooley&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Twelve million a year, and a nice stare into the camera and into the soul of Ricky Jarrett after dedicating the contract to his mother. Looks like Alonzo won this battle. Now Ricky has to go play for, like, the Bears or something.\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;7. Miami Dolphins&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Miami seemingly cuts bait with Ricky, who we love because he is unpredictable off the field, in favor of a more stable option at wideout. Plus, the Dolphins might be looking to get younger on the offensive line, hinting to Charles that he may have to go back to selling cars. Power moves.\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;8. Ricky\u2019s fun house&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The fun house will never take an L.\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;9. Joe Krutel&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Didn\u2019t do anything to embarrass himself. Seems like a win to me.\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;10. Ricky Jarrett&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;He lost some money, sure, but he ends the episode by taking a SKIL saw to a Dolphins ice sculpture, right in front of Alonzo Cooley. Nice recovery.\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Just Missed:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/strong&gt;Yeezy for President t-shirt... Jarvis Landry... Mark Wahlberg... Mayor Regalato (four more years!)...&lt;/em&gt;&lt;em &gt;Jason Taylor&lt;/em&gt;\r\n&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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