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"\n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\n\\n\n\n Gone are the days of gift-wrapping their penises: The Lonely Island are officially grown-ass men now. At least that's how Andy Samberg, 34, Jorma Taccone, 36, and Akiva Schaffer, 35, drop it on The Wack Album, their latest, greatest, mucho star-studded release, out June 11.In \"Diaper Money,\" a hilarious not-at-all-hardcore rap anthem for new dads and married guys everywhere, Schaffer, a dad of two, brags: \"I got that diaper money... 'cause my kids need to sh*t,\" while Samberg boasts of buying a grave plot and Taccone, who is married in real life, finds swagger in \"wife p*ssy.\" (\"And the best part about it/Is no one else can have it/And also I can't have it/Unless she says I can.\") Cue Benjamins flying through the air.We recently spent ten blissful minutes discussing penises and feminism with The Lonely Island as they adorably shared coffee with each other.Cosmo: You say you're grown-ass men, but you still occasionally mention beating each other to death with your dicks. How do you reconcile this?Andy: This is just the male conundrum in America.Akiva: How do you reconcile between your 20's and your upcoming 40's and who you are as an adult?Jorma: What we're saying in \"Diaper Money is that we're really proud of what we got. We're proud of making that diaper money. We're proud of having wife p*ssy.Andy: If you can't involve where you're at in your life in comedy, then what sort of comedian are you?Akiva: Comedy is truth.Jorma: And truth is beauty.Cosmo: How do your wives and girlfriends feel about \"Diaper Money?\" Do they think it's super hot?Akiva: When you're a kid, you say, 'I'm going to get married and have kids. That's what I'm going to do when I grow up.' Then you do that and you're like, 'Now what do I have to look forward to?' And you realize it's just, like, the sweet relief of death.Jorma: So to answer your question, our wives love it.Andy: [\"Diaper Money\"] is definitely one of my fiancee's (singer Joanna Newsom's) favorite songs on the album.Jorma: Some of our younger fans might find it a little depressing. They'll just skip to \"YOLO.\"Andy: But you have to do a song like \"Diaper Money\" when you feel it, because eventually they'ill grow into it. It's like Dylan's later albums. When you're a kid, you just want to hear \"Blowin in the Wind,' \"Times Are a Changin,\" but when you get a little older, you're like, \"Hang on now. 'Blood on the Tracks.'\"Jorma: So The Wack Album equals \"Blood on the Tracks\" for you.Andy: I'm not saying that. I'm not not saying that.\n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\nCosmo: You say on \"We Need Love:\" \"So many girls wanna get in our pants, but we're not whores, we need romance.\" You also have a whole song about \"Hugs.\" Have you tapped into a softer side?  Andy: This is our take on \"Aint No Fun if the Homies Can't Have None\" or \"Love 'Em and Leave 'Em.\" Jorma: We'll hug you but nothing more than that\u2014no sex, no marriage.Andy: No emotion. That's as far as we'll take it.Jorma: We're a little more nervous about the whole sexual thing.Andy: We'll hug you, but don't get attached.Cosmo: You guys have a total lovefest with each other on \"Compliments.\" We learn that Akiva is \"ripped\" and \"thoughtful as f*ck,\" Jorma cooks brunch and Andy's eyes are \"hella disarming.\" What inspired that one? \n\nJorma: Friendship inspired \"Compliments,\" really.Andy: We liked the idea of doing a brag rap about each other.Akiva: Everybody's always \"me, me me.\"Jorma: Why not, \"you, you, you?\"Akiva: Like, this guy's pretty cool, too.Andy: It's fun to prop up your homie.Cosmo: Andy gets props for being a feminist.Andy: I am! I love feminism. We grew up in Berkeley.Jorma: We were raised by feminists.Andy: We didn't know we were feminists until people told us. We were like, we're just people.Akiva: We were on some interesting marches as, like, 6-year-olds and 7-year-olds.Andy: There were a lot of walkouts marches in our junior high and high school against the war in Iraq and stuff.Jorma: We're very liberally minded human beings.Cosmo: Totally unrelated: Are you going to be like the Backstreet Boys where everyone moves on from you but you just keep making music and touring forever?Andy: Hold on. Who's over the Backstreet Boys?Cosmo girls\u2014what do you think of The Lonely Island's new jams? Photo Credit: F. Scott Schafer For more from Michelle, follow her on Twitter @michelleruiz"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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