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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;The story of one postseason college football contest, as told through the magic social media.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Duke in a bowl game! It's here! Duke in a bowl game!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) December 27, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\"Hell yes it's Duke Football.\" Just felt like repeating it because we may never hear this again in our lifetimes.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Amanda Rykoff (@amandarykoff) December 27, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;For saying \"Duke football\" and \"hell yes\" in the same sentence, we ride for David Cutcliffe this evening.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Holly Anderson (@SIHolly) December 27, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Phone autocorrects Cutcliffe to cut life, which he should get tatted across his stomach #CutLife&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) December 27, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Duke just scored a TD, had its PAT blocked, but the kicker picked it up and ran it in for two. Could be their night.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) December 27, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Don't be surprised, of course Duke would get two points off a tip-in.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 edsbs (@edsbs) December 27, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Wait, the Belk Bowl players all got shopping sprees at Belk? But what about people with belk allergies, did they even check beforehand #smh&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Doug (@CaptainAnnoying) December 27, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I could be persuaded to buy a CINCINNATI BEARCATS: WE WORE SPECIAL HELMETS FOR THE BELK BOWL t-shirt.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Ramzy Nasrallah (@ramzy) December 27, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;To correct a common misperception: Duke is not 50 million times more motivated than Cincinnati. Only 49 million.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Pat Forde (@YahooForde) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;How bleak WAS Duke football? Since 2000, Duke has had 1 player taken in the NFL draft--a 7th rder selected 203rd in 04.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Bruce Feldman (@BFeldmanCBS) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;STYLEBOOK REMINDER: All on-field fights in this game are to be referred to as \"donnybelks.\"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Holly Anderson (@SIHolly) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Blocked punt, touchdown. 16-0 Duke. \u2026 Cincinnati playing exactly like a team with 5 coaches left.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cincinnati looks like it would rather be anywhere but Belk Bowl tonight. Well, except maybe the Big East&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Brett McMurphy (@McMurphyESPN) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Still expecting Duke's defense to show up at some point and give the Bearcats a chance to get back into this game _ if they want back in.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Ralph D. Russo (@ralphDrussoAP) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mike Patrick is off his game because he missed a chance to say \"Silverberry Mouhon\" on that last tackle by Cincy.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 edsbs (@edsbs) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Personal foul, belk in the back.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The greatest comebelk in bowl history&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I'm beginning to think these are also interim officials.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I fear Ed Cunningham is going to run on the field and start pulling helmets off the players, screaming \"BAD! BAD! BAD!\"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Ralph D. Russo (@ralphDrussoAP) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Jags are taking that punter in the first round this year. That punt sealed it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\"Jim? It's your cousin, Marvin Delany. You know that 15th team you've been looking for? Well look at this punt.\"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Luke Zimmermann (@lukezim) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Duke's punter just launched a #belkbomb.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;punt yo clique&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Martin Rickman (@martinrickman) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A punt is going to make the SportsCenter Top 10 tonight.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;that duke punt is our clean alternative to fossil fuels&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Martin Rickman (@martinrickman) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The all-wheel route offense. We can do it, Cincy. We have the science, and a Ralph David Abernathy IV.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 edsbs (@edsbs) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I seriously thought you all were making a joke about the Belk Bowl. I didn't think that was its real name.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Maggie Hendricks (@maggiehendricks) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;That was so Bielema of Cincinnati. Shrewd tactics, but not nice.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 George Schroeder (@GeorgeSchroeder) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cutcliffe's gonna cut a switch on his way to that locker room.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Holly Anderson (@SIHolly) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I've seen teams belk before, but those are the belkiest bunch of belks that ever belked. #belk RT @siholly: oh, for the love of belk&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Justin Karp (@jskarp) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Belk Bowl has been heck a lot of fun so far, with David Cutcliffe providing many of the highlights himself.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\"Oh\u2026this old thing?\" Tuberville said tugging on his lapels.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Chip Patterson (@cnpatterson3) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tommy Tuberville is like a human fracking operation.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Luke Zimmermann (@lukezim) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;@phyltopia @nastinchka or maybe some sort of meat version of a fruit roll up&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Phil (@Phyltopia) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;well that was a pleasant bit of apple-polishing of Tommy Tuberville that we could have done without.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Colin Seiler (@colinseiler) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well I'm glad we cleared that up. Turns out Tommy Tuberville is a great guy. Whew!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 ACC Sports (@ACCSports) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Those panning Tuberville's in-booth interview should be grateful for the blizzard that kept Petrino away from the Pizza Bowl.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 George Schroeder (@GeorgeSchroeder) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It's not over till the final belk&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I thought it was an auto repair shop until this fall. RT @a5thdown: Trying to explain Belk to a non-Southerner is surprisingly difficult.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Bill Connelly (@SBN_BillC) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;There should be more bowl games sponsored by stores I don't patronize. I know JoAnn's Fabrics got them racks&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Grimey (@loljocks_grimey) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Touchdowns just rolling off the conveyor belk here&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I can tell this is going to come down to who has the belk last.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 George Schroeder (@GeorgeSchroeder) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This Belk Bowl is gonna run over, somebody isn't gonna have ESPN News and miss like 8 TDs in Baylor/UCLA&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Brett (@BLeez17) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I think Renfree called an audibelk at the line&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sorry I couldn't come up with more great puns in this game suffering from crippling writer's belk.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Goodnight everybody. RT @teamspeedkills: This game is belknanas&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Accurate assessment. \u201C@bennyslovechild: @siholly BELKLAM\u201D&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Holly Anderson (@SIHolly) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;BELKZ A MAKE HER DANCE&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Grimey (@loljocks_grimey) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#YOBO (You Only Belk Once)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And anyone else feel the urge to buy reasonably priced slacks and a sundress?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Shutdown Fullback (@ShutdwnFullback) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ask not for whom the Belk tolls...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 The Gurgling Cod (@TheGurglingCod) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;More than five, evidently. RT @mattrhinton: How many coaches does Cincinnati need to call a timeout?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 edsbs (@edsbs) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Somewhere in the box, Tuberville is tossing off the pleather sports coat, pounding the window and trying to call timeout.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 George Schroeder (@GeorgeSchroeder) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;FUMBELK&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ya gotta have better Belk security in that situation.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Can't let the 260-pound tight end get behind you, Duke.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Accurate assessment. \u201C@bennyslovechild: @siholly BELKLAM\u201D&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Holly Anderson (@SIHolly) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Should've run the belk and ladder on that kickoff&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ed Cunningham still talking about whether Cincinnati should've punted if it hadn't gotten that first down seven points ago&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Speak of the devil: Duke's gotta Duke.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 David Ubben (@davidubben) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;AND THE QUARTERBELK IS TOAST&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Grimey (@loljocks_grimey) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Remember 5 seconds ago when Duke was on the verge of the winning FG? They do, too.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 George Schroeder (@GeorgeSchroeder) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Rooting for Duke is like trying to solve a crossword and realizing there\u2019s no right answer.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Ben Cohen (@bzcohen) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And that's a belkdoor cover right there by Cincinnati.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 David Wunderlich (@Year2) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I already can't wait until next season's Belk Bowl. LET THE COUNTDOWN BEGIN.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Erik Malinowski (@erikmal) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cincinnati last 6 years: 10-3, 10-3, 4-8, 12-1, 11-3, 10-3. And still stuck in conference realignment no man's land.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Many years from now when people speak of bad beats, let them speak of the Belk Bowl first.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Scott Van Pelt (@notthefakeSVP) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, good belk&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Some social media marketing executive at Belk is getting a trip for two to Ibiza tomorrow because of us.\n\u2014 Luke Zimmermann (@lukezim) December 28, 2012&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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