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"From the author of Happy Birthday or Whatever, an outright hilarious and heartfelt collection of personal essays about everything from underwear to musical theater.ANNIE CHOI HATES MUSICAL THEATER. SHE THINKS SANDWICHES ARE BORING. She likes camping, except for the outdoors part. At fifteen, her father made her read the entire car manual before allowing her to sit in the driver\u2019s seat. Her neighbor, who has no cur\u00ADtains, is always naked. And she once chased down a man who stole her handbag.  All this is to say that Choi is one part badass and one part curmudgeon, with a soft spot for savage bears. Mostly she wants to ask the world: WTF?!  Written in Choi\u2019s strikingly original and indignant voice, Shut Up, You\u2019re Welcome paints a revealing portrait of Annie in all her quirky, compelling, riotous glory. Each of Choi\u2019s personal essays begins with an open letter to someone (babies) or something (the San Fernando Valley) she has a beef with. From the time her family ditched her on Christmas to her father\u2019s attach\u00ADment to the World's Ugliest Table, Choi weaves together deeply personal experiences with laugh-out-loud observations, all of which will delight and entertain you."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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