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" &amp;quot;Ye don&amp;#039;t see th&amp;#039; diff&amp;#039;rence, says ye. They ain&amp;#039;t anny i&amp;#039; th&amp;#039; leaders. As efficient a lot iv mules as iver exposed their ears. Th&amp;#039; throuble is with th&amp;#039; rank an&amp;#039; file. They&amp;#039;re men. What&amp;#039;s needed to carry on this war as it goes to-day is an ar-rmy iv jacks an&amp;#039; mules. Whin ye say to a man, &amp;#039;Git ap, whoa, gee, back up, get alang!&amp;#039; he don&amp;#039;t know what ye&amp;#039;er dhrivin&amp;#039; at or to. But a mule hears th&amp;#039; ordhers with a melancholy smile, dhroops his ears, an&amp;#039; follows his war-rm, moist breath. Th&amp;#039; ordhers fr&amp;#039;m Washin&amp;#039;ton is perfectly comprehinsible to a jackass, but they don&amp;#039;t mane annything to a poor, foolish man.&amp;quot; -- Finley Peter Dunne, 1899. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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