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"Careful not to hurl on his brand-new Aston Martin, Jack Osbourne's platinum blonde lady friend used the side of a road to yak her brains out last night after a long night of partying in Hollywood.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Moments after the vomit queen got out of the car, cops arrived on scene to catch the puker in all her glory, and to make sure the newly sworn-in Muncie reserve police officer had the situation under control.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As Jack explained everything to his fellow boys in blue, the shapely spewer began spitting up apologies to Osbourne, explaining that she didn't \"wanna puke all over your car.\" How considerate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With her hair a mess, and Jack obviously embarrassed, the upchucker finally ended her roadside release and got back in the car, proclaiming, \"Jack saved me!\" Wonder if we'll ever see the two of &lt;em&gt;them&lt;/em&gt; partying together again?"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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