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"{{tmz_video_0}}&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style=\"display: none;\" alt=\"0_biemf26h_0_p60olqez\" src=\"http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/05/07/0-biemf26h-0-p60olqez-1.jpg\" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tanning Mom&lt;/strong&gt; looks like she's 102-year-old bacon, but thinks she's a hip-hop fan in her 20s -- 'cause she was bumping Jay-Z loud enough to shatter the windows ... on her MINI-VAN!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tanning Mom -- aka &lt;strong&gt;Patricia Krentcil&lt;/strong&gt;, aka Crypt Keeper, aka Burnt Beef Jerky -- was sitting in her driveway this weekend in Nutley, NJ blasting the only Jigga song you'd expect her to play ... \"Young Forever.\"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;While TM was chillin' to Jay ... she clearly got a little pissed off waiting for her husband.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eventually, she stormed out of the car and back into the house ... showing off her severely over-tanned legs in a severely revealing outfit. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just call us &lt;a href=\"http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/03/tanning-mom-patricia-krentcil-video/\"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;\"jealous, fat, and ugly.\"&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!-- relatedlinks --&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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