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"\n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\n\n\nMost guys watch porn, but it probably doesn't happen the way you think it does. Here are eight things most people get wrong about a man's \"me time.\"1. We have a porn stash. In the internet age, there's no need to shove a bunch of Playboys under a mattress. Most men won't even have a folder of porn somewhere on their computer, thanks to the beauty of streaming internet video. There might be a couple hidden bookmarks somewhere.2. Guys delete their search history to hide their porn habits. It's also done to clear the cache. It makes browsing the internet faster and frees up temporary memory. A blank search history doesn't always mean a guy just looked at the kind of porn that would drive you insane if you looked at it, like something out of an H.P. Lovecraft novel.3. All guys have a telltale crusty sock stashed in their desk. This is a staple in a lot of teen comedies. It happens, but not as often as movies and TV shows would lead you to think. It's actually kind of gross. If you find a crusty sock in a guy's room, he probably just needs to do laundry.4. We're deviants. Some guys that watch porn probably are, but it doesn't mean we're all into weird excessive stuff. A lot of guys are perfectly happy just looking at your everyday sexual intercourse to help get them there.5. If we're awkward about telling you our porn habits, it means we're into gross shit. \"Gross shit\" is subjective, but it's awkward to tell someone you like lesbian porn, or rim jobs, or three-ways. That's pretty personal. It doesn't mean we can't get off unless we're watching someone in a leather suit get spanked with a dead fish (I don't know if this is a thing, but it probably is).6. We're always downplaying how much we watch porn. We're probably telling the truth, unless the answer is \"never.\" There's no gold standard for porn watching. It's entirely possible we only watch it a few times a week, or even a few times a month.7. The women we watch in porn are our type.\u00A0Guys might have a \"type,\" but when they're watching porn, that probably goes out the window. Our type when we watch porn is \"a naked lady.\" It's not a very hard requirement to fulfill, and it doesn't mean we're not attracted to our significant others.8. We always watch porn when we masturbate.\u00A0Men can use their imaginations. We're not always watching porn when we're all up in our own business. We are always masturbating when we watch porn, though. No one just casually watches porn when they have an hour or two to kill. It's always \"active viewing.\"Related LinksWhy Men Think Watching Porn is No Big DealPhoto Credit: GettyWant more from Frank? Follow him on Twitter."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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