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"I think we can all agree that MTV&amp;#39;s The Real World franchise is about as dated as pair of JNCO jeans on an OK Cupid blind date, but that&amp;#39;s not stopping the network from keeping the show alive as the 29th&amp;#8212;yes, I did not stutter&amp;#8212;season will premiere on January 15 at 10 P.M. ET/9 P.M. CT. And this year, there&amp;#39;s a twist: In addition to seven strangers moving into a house, those people&amp;#39;s ex-boos will move in as well. So clearly, this season is going to be a H.A.M. (hot-ass mess) sandwich, and I&amp;#39;m going to eat up every bite&amp;#8212;but then lie to my parents and tell them I watch Charlie Rose. Win-win! Anyway, let&amp;#39;s check out the new trailer for the season and then break it down.\nJust in case we don&amp;#39;t get what&amp;#39;s happening, y&amp;#39;all! See, this &amp;quot;Ex-plosion&amp;quot; wordplay works because &amp;quot;Ex-plosion&amp;quot; means exes will have emotional explosions over every BJ, HJ, and QJ (believe me, you don&amp;#39;t want to know what that means) their former boos give and/or receive. Uh, yeah, we got it.\n2) As per usual, the interior design looks like Ed Hardy and Roy Lichtenstein gave birth to a baby. There&amp;#39;s giant dot wallpaper with bright colors over it, stripes, and graffiti, oh my eyes! Visual overload.\n__\n\nOne of the blonds, Jenny, apparently hooked up with her new roommate and also her ex-boyfriend in the span of days or maybe even hours:__\n\n\n4) It&amp;#39;s not a season of TRW unless a roommate threatens to leave the house. In this case, not only does Ashley threaten to leave but also asks how everyone will function without her. All I have to say to this is:\n\nE&amp;#39;erybody will be fine and slobbering on each other&amp;#39;s faces like I do a 7-Eleven Big Gulp. Next!\n5) Someone in the house gets pregnant. Cut to me screaming at the TV screen:\n\n6) There will be fights!\nPinterestFacebook7) The original San Francisco TRW must be barfing at this new season. All kidding aside, that groundbreaking 1994 season confronted homosexuality, HIV/AIDS, and a myriad of other social issues. This new incarnation will be dealing with drunken hook-ups for 12 weeks.\n__\nWhat are your thoughts on this twist to The Real World franchise? Will you be watching when it premieres in January?__"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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