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"FacebookPinterest\n\nTime once more for Make It Stop, in which we count down the five things this week that must stop.\n\n1. A-Rod. Just ban him for life already, MLB. Do the legal wrangling you need to do so that we can all have one long, final laugh at A-Rod\u2019s downfall. A-Rod is proof positive that you\u2019ll never get away with anything in life so long as people think you\u2019re a complete tool. Between the centaur pictures and lavish contract demands and the glove slapping, who wouldn\u2019t do everything in their power to make sure this man didn\u2019t end his career as a complete disgrace? It\u2019s so fun to bag on A-Rod that he remains arguably the biggest name in baseball despite not having taken a single at-bat this year. I\u2019m sure that fact delights Bud Selig to no end.\n\n2. Wolverine. I love Wolverine, and I love Hugh Jackman as Wolverine. But he doesn\u2019t need his own flick. Wolverine is the guy who pops into the movie every fifteen minutes or so, does a shot, says something badass, and then kicks some ass. That\u2019s the proper dose of Wolverine. Without a Wolverine cave or a couple of dead parents to mourn, you can\u2019t make a whole movie about him, much less a quasi-reboot of a Wolverine movie they made just a few years prior. Wolverine should just do cameos. Like in that new Woody Allen flick! That would be something.\n\n3. Candy Crush Saga. Don\u2019t be fooled by what they tell you, the people behind this game are the purest of evil. It\u2019s no coincidence that I\u2019m one jelly square away from winning the level, with 17 moves to go, and I still can\u2019t fucking win. That happens to me six times a day. I SENSE A PATTERN. And waiting a full day between quests to get to the next set of levels? FUCK YOU. Replace those little candies with bags of methamphetamine and you\u2019re closer to the truth.\n\n4. Tina Brown. An alumni of our Least Influential People list, here\u2019s Tina saying dumb things about the Royal Baby:\n\n&amp;quot;This is how brilliant a royal Kate is. There are women throughout British royal family history that have panicked over not being able to deliver a boy. And here we are -- Kate did it first time.&amp;quot;\n\nCorrection: Sorry, folks, that wasn\u2019t Tina--it was some other idiot on CNN. THIS is the dumb thing Tina said / tweeted about the baby:\n\n &amp;quot;#Kate can do no wrong! Now the royals can stop pretending they were fine with a girl 1st!&amp;quot;\n\nWhat an idiot. Why not just put a sign on your face that says I\u2019M SUCKING UP TO YOU FOR INTERVIEW ACCESS! That\u2019s the only motive for a grown adult to praise a woman for giving birth to a child whose gender she erts absolutely no control over. Jesus. I\u2019m glad that baby was born a boy, because in Tina Brown\u2019s universe, a girl baby clearly would have been thrown into a nearby trash bin. GOTTA START ALL OVER, KATE. YOU DONE FUCKED UP.\n\n5. Anthony Weiner\u2019s political ambitions. Give it up, Carlos. Don\u2019t make us go looking through your Snapchat history.\n\nDrew Magary is a GQ correspondent and a staff writer for Deadspin. Follow him on Twitter via @drewmagary and pre-order his new book about fatherhood, Someone Could Get Hurt, at his website"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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