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" 1. Most clothes were just not made for you.  Ever bought trousers you *thought* were full length, then pass someone on the street and realise they&amp;#039;re actually supposed to be cropped? We have. And don&amp;#039;t even get us started on normal-length trousers. All we&amp;#039;ll say is a sewing skills are a MUST.  2. People love pointing out how small you are. &amp;quot;You&amp;#039;re sooooo short! How do you reach things?!&amp;quot; With some difficulty. Thanks for reminding me. Now can you please help me get something down from that top shelf? 3. You have to keep some form of ID nearby at all times. &amp;quot;Can I see proof of age please?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;For scissors?? REALLY?!&amp;quot; 4. You&amp;#039;re always the &amp;quot;baby&amp;quot;Oh you&amp;#039;re 27 and all your friends are 21? Doesn&amp;#039;t matter. You&amp;#039;ll ALWAYS be the baby of the group. 5. You&amp;#039;re NEVER the one to suggest a group photo. Either you&amp;#039;re totally blocked in the back or are stuck front and centre awkwardly trying to figure out what to do with your hands. 6. When you find a pair of shoes that fit, you buy them in EVERY colour. Short body = small feet. And do you KNOW how hard it is to find size 3 shoes?  7. People actually try to pick you up.  Like, all the time. I&amp;#039;M A GROWN WOMAN GODDAMMIT. 8. You head is the perfect height for most people to lean on. And lean on it they will.  9. Cute is you. You are cute.  Forget any dreams of ever being called sexy, because you&amp;#039;re cute. Like a bunny, a puppy or a baby, all of which are small. Like you. 10. If you&amp;#039;re sitting on a chair, your feet probably aren&amp;#039;t touching the floor.  And because they&amp;#039;re dangling, you&amp;#039;re probably kicking them. And because you&amp;#039;re kicking them, you&amp;#039;re looking even more like a 12-year-old. The cycle is vicious. 11. Bald patches on men are never a problem. You&amp;#039;re never going to see it anyway. 12. People always think you&amp;#039;re way younger than you are.  &amp;quot;Oh, but it&amp;#039;ll all be different when you finish university\u2026&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Actually, I&amp;#039;m 30.&amp;quot; 13. That half-inch is IMPORTANT. You know the one. 5ft and HALF AN INCH. Every little helps. 14. You need to wee a lot. Yea, it&amp;#039;s weird. But it&amp;#039;s true. 15. You&amp;#039;re really good staying calm when people overuse the same stupid jokes.  &amp;quot;Can you fit in that?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;That&amp;#039;s bigger than you are!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Stand up \u2013 no, stand up.&amp;quot; Good one. NOT.  16. You tend to get a good spot at gigs. Yeah, it&amp;#039;s really annoying being stuck behind the tallest person in the room, but a lot of the time, people do ask if you want to stand in front. The sad eyes probably don&amp;#039;t hurt either\u2026 17. Your height is actually your secret weapon.  They never see you coming &amp;#039;til you&amp;#039;re right there, laying down the knowledge, being totes capable, not needing a hand with that, owning the room. What we lack in stature we make up for in feist. Think Yorkshire Terrier. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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