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" The &amp;quot;home of the future&amp;quot; has been promised to us since the 1950s (at least!), but now we&amp;#039;re near the &amp;quot;smart home&amp;quot; with the &amp;quot;Internet of everything&amp;quot; and whatever other words are currently bandied about in Silicon Valley. Your toaster will talk to your fridge, which will talk to your microwave, which will telepathically signal to your children that you love them. Or something. This Saturday Night Live skit takes on the &amp;quot;smart home&amp;quot; of the &amp;quot;future&amp;quot; by &amp;quot;turning it into a deeply creepy, deeply intrusive machination of an incompetent inventor&amp;quot; who &amp;quot;wants to put a smart recognition pipe&amp;quot; in a &amp;quot;very uncomfortable place&amp;quot; to &amp;quot;recognize&amp;quot; you. Oh, and in the smart house of the future ... or this inventor&amp;#039;s future ... everything has eyes. Human eyes, eventually, of course, but googly eyes (not Google-y eyes) have to stand in for now. Somewhat NSFW, in the sense that anal probes are involved, which basically is the last 15 years of Saturday Night Live skits. Dammit, Lutz.  &amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;br&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt; Source: ReCode "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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