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"Joke if you will about the new perfume Snooki by Nicole Polizzi, but the diminutive *Jersey Shore* star has already had the last laugh: at the end of her Funny or Die parody of Calvin Klein's 1980s Obsession commercials, she deadpans: [\\\"It's a real product.\\\"](http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5c601afa41/the-scent-of-snooki) Haters and fans alike may scratch their heads over Snooki's burgeoning commercial empire\u2014this eponymous cupcake-and-kiwi fragrance, a novel, a line of slippers, sunglasses, etc.\u2014but she has a personality and she's not afraid to use it. (And for that, we're unabashed fans.) [__Check out this expanded version of her interview in the December issue of *Allure.__*](http://www.allure.com/allure-magazine/toc/201112/index_20111115)\\n\\n\\n\\n                   \\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n__Do you wear a lot of fragrances?__ \\\"I have a whole shelf of, like,\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n  20 perfumes: [Dolce &amp; Gabbana Light Blue](http://www.allure.com/beauty-products/perfume/2014/dolce-gabbana-light-blue-perfume-review), that's a favorite. __Britney Spears__\u2014I have all of hers. My first was probably __Abercrombie &amp; Fitch Fierce__\u2014I wore the guy's one.\\\"\\n\\n\\n\\n__Do you like cologne on guys?__\\\"Oh, yeah. If guys don't have a scent, it's just weird. I like... what's that bottle? It's shaped like a guy.\\\"\\n\\n\\n\\n__Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male?__ \\\"I love that smell.\\\"\\n\\n\\n\\n__What are some of your favorite everyday smells?__ \\\"I like fruity stuff. Cotton candy. I like sweet and I feel like people love sweet.\\\"\\n\\n\\n\\n__So do you not like musky fragrances?__ \\\"What's musky?\\\"\\n\\n\\n\\n__Like spicy Orientals or something woodsy. Is that not feminine enough to you?__ \\\"*Woodsy*? I don't like anything strong that smells like old ladies. That's why I'm going for the sweet because old ladies don't smell sweet.\\\"\\n\\n\\n\\n__How do you put on perfume?__ \\\"For day, I do [mimes spraying wrist, neck, and chest]. For the club, I do [mimes the same, then lifts leg and mimes spraying crotch].\\\"\\n\\n\\n\\n__What are your must-have beauty products?__ \\\"Hair spray; I love the smell of Aussie. Sometimes if I don't have perfume, I spray that on. And eyelashes. I do one strip for day and two or three at night. I even sleep in them sometimes, so I feel pretty when I sleep.\\\"\\n\\n\\n\\n__Do you put those on yourself?__ \\\"I did it in the car coming here. Even with these nails I can still do it. I was like, 'Dad, hold this mirror.' I'm talented.\\\"\\n\\n\\n\\n__Do you still do the tanning beds?__ \\\"I go like once a month. I don't tan as much as people think I do.\\\"\\n\\n\\n\\n__You work out two hours a day. Do you ever get bored?__\\\"*No*. House music. And Jerry Springer.\\\"\\n\\n\\n\\n__What house artists are your workout mix?__ \\\"Deadmaus is always my favorite. Cascade. And I like the progressive house stuff.\\\"\\n\\n\\n\\n__Do you wear makeup to the gym?__\\\"Yeah. You never know who you'll see. I keep my eyelashes on, put a little bronzer on, and eyeliner. I remember when I was single, I was like 'Oh, I'm not gonna put makeup on.' Then I would see the hottest guys. I'd be like 'No, I'm really pretty! Hold on!'\\\"\\n\\n\\n\\n__RELATED LINKS:__\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n  [Daily Beauty Reporter: Beauty Secrets of *The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills*](http://www.allure.com/beauty-trends/blogs/daily-beauty-reporter/2011/11/beauty-secrets-of-the-real-hou.html)\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n  [Daily Beauty Reporter: The *Jersey Shore Experience: Snooki Poufed Me*](http://www.allure.com/beauty-trends/blogs/daily-beauty-reporter/2011/08/the-jersey-shore-phenomenon-sn.html)\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n  [Daily Beauty Reporter: What Does a Cheating Boyfriend Smell Like?](http://www.allure.com/beauty-trends/blogs/daily-beauty-reporter/2011/11/what-does-a-cheating-boyfriend-smell-like.html)\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n  [Daily Beauty Reporter: What's Your Perfect Fragrance Combination?](http://www.allure.com/beauty-trends/blogs/daily-beauty-reporter/2011/11/whats-your-perfect-fragrance-combination.html)"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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