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"\"&lt;p&gt;Sambal The Movie:&lt;BR&gt;A Surfing Odyssey&lt;BR&gt;Superflow Inc.&lt;BR&gt;I was about to go surfing, and I thought for old time&amp;#8217;s sake I&amp;#8217;d watch this surf movie to get &amp;#8220;amped.&amp;#8221; So I watched it. You know when you say to yourself, &amp;#8220;What&amp;#8217;s going on? What&amp;#8217;s happening here?&amp;#8221; And then something happens that isn&amp;#8217;t what you think it is, and later it probably was, but you weren&amp;#8217;t able to tell because you were out of it? Well, that&amp;#8217;s kind of what happened here-the VHS tape is bright yellow. I put it into the VCR and watched a lot of radical images jump at me and try to make me think this was something real different, but then I watched and realized this wasn&amp;#8217;t grade-A surf footage. Anyway, I went surfing, fell off my board, and got my penis stuck in a sea anemone-this video cursed me.-J.M.&lt;P&gt;Cappadonna&amp;#8217;s&lt;BR&gt;Iron Fist Pillage&lt;BR&gt;Skypilot Entertainment&lt;BR&gt;Oh, shit. This flick is a banger. It&amp;#8217;s basically an old 70s kung-fu flick that&amp;#8217;s redubbed with Cappadonna from the The Wu-Tang Clan&amp;#8217;s voice as the main character. This is some funny shit, too. Then there&amp;#8217;s blood-Chinese dudes get crazy with knives. It&amp;#8217;s an action-packed adventure with hip-hop beats for the background music and soundtrack during the entire movie.&lt;P&gt;The slang&amp;#8217;s ghetto, and it works brilliantly for the movie. It had my friends and I laughing on the blunt couch for a long time. This video&amp;#8217;s part of the Flix Remix series produced by Skypilot Entertainment. Hopefully, Meth, GZA, RZA, Ol&amp;#8217; Dirty (if he ever gets outta jail), and the rest of the Wu squad will work on some more Shaolin-type ninja-movie shit real soon. This video is a must-have for fans of kung-fu, hip-hop, and Wu-Tang styles.-A.S.&lt;P&gt;O&amp;#8217;Neill Deep Jungle Open 2000&lt;BR&gt;A 16mm Chilli Video&lt;BR&gt;To make up for the hour I lost by watching this video, I seriously prayed to God to give me an extra hour on my deathbed. To parents: Buy this video for your children-it&amp;#8217;ll help them find religion. To the makers of surf videos: Stop interviewing surfers-we&amp;#8217;re shitheads. We&amp;#8217;ll always try to say something profound like, &amp;#8220;The waves were a ravishing experience,&amp;#8221; which doesn&amp;#8217;t make sense to anyone. This video sucks.-John Hoff&lt;\\/p&gt;\\n\""^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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