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" Each morning, we will read the Internet so you don&amp;#039;t have to. Here are our takeaways: DON&amp;#039;T EVEN TRY TO DO BACKFLIPS \u2022 Because just looking at this feat of backflipping will make you feel like you&amp;#039;ve done all you&amp;#039;ll ever need. PUNCH SHARKS \u2022 Though, to be clear: Only do it if in danger. Otherwise, do not go around punching sharks. DON&amp;#039;T TAKE SHITS NEAR MOOSE \u2022 Or else a hunter might shoot you, like this guy. SEE A CONCERT IN A BALLOON \u2022 Yes, a damn balloon. MAKE YOUR PUMPKIN EXPLODE \u2022 Want to really scare children? (From a safe and responsible distance.) "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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