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"In a mission to rescue hardware enthusiasts from the eternally twee and precious, our friends at Wired.com proudly present this collection of badass gadgetry\u2014shining examples of aggressive, purpose-built hardware design. Each of the products in this round-up is imbued with an aesthetic subtext that approaches you with a face slap, puts you in a submission hold, and whispers coldly in your ear, &amp;quot;Fear me. Respect me. Honor my fearsome posture.&amp;quot; These aren&amp;#39;t necessarily the best gadgets in the product sphere. These are simply the gadgets that exude industrial design overkill\u2014and sometimes outright design belligerence"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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