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"Curses, Foiled Again \n    Minutes after receiving a report that a convenience store had been robbed, police in Suffolk, Va., found suspect Sean Almond, 43, behind the store, having interrupted his getaway to urinate. He had the stolen cash on him."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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