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"For every Steve Jobs and every Warren Buffett, there&amp;#39;s an equal and opposite nitwit who spent 2011 devouring attention and contributing nothing to productive society. We salute the great artisans of utter uselessness with the one celebratory year-end list you don&amp;#39;t want to be on"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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