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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;To heck with your play-cards, analytics, advanced statistics and otherwise. David Shaw already has you beat. On the heels of the Cardinal's fourth consecutive BCS berth, he found a way to make himself a robot, complete with whistle and everything, because Stanford.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Your move, Georgia Tech and Virginia Tech. If I don't see a T-1000 on your sidelines by 2015, I won't be mad --\u00A0just disappointed.\n(h/t Rule of Tree)&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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