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"\n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\nAGE 20\n\nI've been up soooo late talking to Mike! I'm so glad I've grown out of AIM, Facebook chat is so much more sophisticated. Let me see what all my friends from high school are up to at their colleges. Aw, Becca looks so pretty! She's growing her hair!It's been awhile since I had a new profile photo, let me invite my friend over and we can take a bunch of Photo Booth selfies in Sepia, Pop Art, and Comic Book filters! Which ones should we post in this new album? Too many of them!!AGE 21Oh! Another party at a bar! That's 15 this week! Thank god I check Facebook during class so I don't miss any of these incredibly important parties at bars, or the dozens of cute photos that will be taken at said parties at bars. Ugh, Mike, stop chatting me, Facebook chat is so over.Okay gotta go get a blowout for the Facebook pictures. My new profile photo will be taken tonight, I can feel it.AGE 22Um, so my ex is now listed as In A Relationship. Nice to know that he's willing to do that for her and didn't even tell me to take \"Single\" off mine. What a douche. Okay, I'm gonna say \"It's Complicated\" with my best friend as a joke to deflect how bad people might feel for me.GOD, girls from school, stop it with the dumb Photo Booth selfies. We get it, you have a Mac. Stop spamming my feed with your duckfaces. I AM CRANKY.AGE 23Do I accept my boss's Facebook friend request? No, right? On the one hand, I'm glad she thinks we're at that level. On the other hand, there's that picture of me somewhere on Facebook from sophomore year where I am pretending to make a stuffed Elmo smoke a joint. How do I change my privacy settings?  Screw it, this is too complicated.I should change my profile photo because my hair is different now and my boobs are bigger but I'm too lazy.AGE 24Ooh, Mike Becchina is engaged! Let's see who she is! Nobody I know. Boring. And he's losing his hair. There they are on a boat. And at a Penn State football game. Yeahhh, I've got nothing to worry about. Anyway, lets check in on my ex. Still not engaged. Looks good in this photo album of him and his girlfriend in Sonoma wine country, though. Very healthy and strong. Why am I looking through this? I need a drink.AGE 25Hm. Few more engagements. Okay. Good for you, Curtis Mitchell, who once fingered Kacey Douglas in the Pop Warner dugout and then told everyone in third period science that it was \"squishy.\" Glad to see you are about to be someone's adult husband and eventually probably someone's dad.AGE 26Holy shit, Heather Becchina who used to doodle Jack Skellington fan art in study hall is pregnant. PREGNANT.\n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\nAGE 27That is an ugly-ass baby. I can't look at my feed anymore without seeing thousands of ugly-ass babies and one gorgeous album of some ex or another's amazing, expensive wedding. Do all my exes marry princesses? I could barely afford a wedding in a Dumpster and a dress made of garbage right now.AGE 28 - 30Ugh, don't friend me, nobody uses Facebook anymore.RELATED:29 Things Twentysomethings Need To Stop Worrying About NowThe 5 Most Awkward Facebook Invites Everyone Gets at Least OnceFollow Anna on TwitterPhoto Credit: Getty"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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