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"Remember Brooke? Well she did what I didn&amp;#39;t. She&amp;#39;s a Storked! reader just like you...but she emailed me and asked for a fix up. She went on a date with Mike Cherico. [Note: I have NO desire to date. Is there something wrong with me? Maybe it&amp;#39;s because I am overwhelmed with baby and book that there is no time for boys. Maybe I&amp;#39;m just scared to get close to someone.] Anyway, did you read Mike&amp;#39;s version of their date? Here&amp;#39;s Brooke&amp;#39;s (HAAA!):\n*There&amp;#39;s no shortage of pretty boys roaming the streets of L.A. So when I stumbled upon Blogger Mike on Glamour.com, I was totally stoked to learn that he&amp;#39;s not only good looking, but he&amp;#39;s talented and accomplished as well.\nSo I asked my friend Chrissy to play matchmaker, and the next thing I knew I was on a date. We went to a fabulous red carpet event where I was enjoying the luxury of hanging out with no less than ten celebrities. Blogger Mike appeared NOT to be having the time of his life, and after I made an ass out of myself in front of Jenna Jameson, neither was I.\nSo midway through, Mike took control and decided to take me to his favorite dive bar in an attempt to show me the quieter things in life. This crowd was so laid back, I think they were laying down. To call it boring would be a vast understatement. And then I found Shmitty. Shmitty was the life of the party. As soon as I noticed I was having more fun with him than with my date, I just wanted to get the hell outa there.\nBy that point, one thing was very clear to me--Blogger Mike is NO knight in shining armor. He is a gentleman, but not the kind I&amp;#39;d like to come riding into my life to sweep me off my feet. The real deal has apparently gotten lost in the forest. SIGH.\nWell, there&amp;#39;s always next year. It&amp;#39;s going to happen for me (and Chrissy). Love, that is. And I&amp;#39;ll know him when I see him, because he&amp;#39;ll have car seats strapped to the back of the horse. We come as a package deal, you know. And if there&amp;#39;s one thing I&amp;#39;ve learned in life it is this: If the dude doesn&amp;#39;t love my kids, dude gets no lovin&amp;#39; from me. And that&amp;#39;s just the way it&amp;#39;s got to be.\n\n\n\nGo on, ask Brooke all the things you are dying to know about Mike. And please people, lay off me. I&amp;#39;m not interested in dating! I&amp;#39;m interested in catching my breath."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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