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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Bad Fan Explains Himself&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;NFL fans let out a collective groan Sunday when a Panthers fan arrived at Bank of America Stadium dressed like a car-crash victim. The outfit was a reference to &lt;strong&gt;Cam Newton,&lt;/strong&gt; who had been injured days earlier in a crash that (judging from the photos) could've been significantly worse. The fan,&amp;nbsp;&lt;strong&gt;Mark Middlesworth&lt;/strong&gt;, gave his side of the story and claims the getup was actually in support of backup QB Derek Anderson. The sign he wore (which nobody could read) was a spoof on the Allstate ads and read, \"When Mayhem strikes, better get Anderson.\" Middlesworth also added, \"In hindsight it could have been a little less tasteless.\"\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;From NFL Lineman to Apple Help Desk to Best Western&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;There are many stories of athletes doing interesting things after leaving the NFL&amp;nbsp;and my current favorite is &lt;strong&gt;Victor Adeyanju.&lt;/strong&gt; The former&amp;nbsp;Rams defensive end was forced out of the league due to knee injuries, so he got his computer geek on and scored a job at the Apple Help Desk. He is now&amp;nbsp;working an IT job with the Best Western corporate office.\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Tim&amp;nbsp;Tebow&amp;nbsp;vs. Ryan&amp;nbsp;Lindley&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;After some false rumors spread yesterday that &lt;strong&gt;Tim&amp;nbsp;Tebow&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;would sign with the injury-depleted Cardinals,&amp;nbsp;Kissing Suzy&amp;nbsp;Kolber&amp;nbsp;came up with a chart comparing&amp;nbsp;Tebow&amp;nbsp;and the Cardinals current starter,&amp;nbsp;&lt;strong&gt;Ryan&amp;nbsp;Lindley&lt;/strong&gt;.&amp;nbsp;My favorite part is this description of&amp;nbsp;Tebow&amp;nbsp;(\"sixth-round talent taken in first round\") compared with&amp;nbsp;Lindley&amp;nbsp;(\"sixth-round talent taken in sixth round\").\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Lovely Lady of the Day&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sam from Baltimore wrote in and demanded I make &lt;strong&gt;Joan Smalls&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;today's LLOD. I like Sam's passion and taste in women (click here for full-size gallery).\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;LOL Jets&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The never-ending parade of awfulness better known as the Jets 2014 season took another great turn yesterday when&amp;nbsp;owner&lt;strong&gt; Woody Johnson&lt;/strong&gt; was caught favoring a tweet from a fan calling for GM &lt;strong&gt;John&amp;nbsp;Idzik&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;to be fired.&amp;nbsp;Johnson then tweeted that he has \"&lt;em&gt;to be more careful when scrolling through my Twitter feed. The tweet I most recently&amp;nbsp;favorited&amp;nbsp;was inadvertent&lt;/em&gt;.\" If you believe that, I have swampland in Florida to sell you (here's an explanation of that phrase. I looked it up&amp;nbsp;because&amp;nbsp;I wasn't sure I was using it correctly). In other Jets news,&amp;nbsp;the team cut the cornerback whose playbook was stolen.\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;LOL Nets&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;One Way to Spend $24,025&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Kings Unveil Stadium Series Uniform&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Andre Iguodala Dance Party&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Dwyane&amp;nbsp;Wade vs. Referee&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Odds &amp;amp; Ends&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Kyle &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Korver'&lt;/strong&gt;s offseason workout is a lot more strenuous than yours, mine and everyone else's ... &lt;strong&gt;Reggie Miller &lt;/strong&gt;said that \"&lt;strong&gt;Michael Jordan&lt;/strong&gt; on his worst day is 10 times better than &lt;strong&gt;Kobe Bryant &lt;/strong&gt;on his best day ... The Panthers beat the Capitals in a 20-round shootout, the longest in NHL history ... Need a ticket to Thursday's Duke-UConn game? There is a good deal on Groupon ... A Saints fan was arrested for shoving the owner of the Bears ... The San Jose Sharks will host Metallica Night on Jan. 21 ... &lt;strong&gt;David Robinson&lt;/strong&gt;'s son&lt;strong&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Justin&lt;/strong&gt; will join the Duke basketball squad next year as a \"preferred walk-on\" ... China is making its children play soccer because the national team is so bad ... &lt;strong&gt;Martina Navratilova&lt;/strong&gt; is officially off the market.\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Anastasia Ashley Discusses Her Twerking&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hot Clicks' favorite surfer discusses her workout routine, internet animals and that famous twerk.\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Dick Vitale Busts a Move&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;These Wichita State cheerleaders now have a story for the rest of their lives.\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;A Very Puppy Christmas&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A montage of people opening puppies for Christmas. This is fantastic. (H/T Next Impulse Sports)\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Inside Metallica\u2019s Disastrous 1992 Tour With Guns N\u2019 Roses&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This video was buried at the bottom of that Metallica/Sharks item and it's mesmerizing. I had no idea this happened.\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Click here for previous versions of Hot Clicks&amp;nbsp;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;em &gt;and&amp;nbsp;here to stay abreast of the latest breaking news&amp;nbsp;with our video team.&lt;/em&gt;\r\n&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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