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"'80s popstar &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http://www.taylordayne.com/\"&gt;Taylor Dayne&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; has not aged -- naturally! Comedy or tragedy?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img vspace=\"4\" hspace=\"4\" border=\"0\" src=\"http://ll-media.tmz.com/2007/07/13/0713_taylor_dane_getty-1.jpg\" alt=\"Taylor Dane\" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The 45-year-old expressionless singer, born Leslie Wunderman, turned up at an event at The Beverly Hills Hotel on Thursday looking &lt;em&gt;plastered&lt;/em&gt; -- anyone seen the caulk gun?!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Poor Taylor. She may have sung about a \"Heart of Stone,\" but it's her mug that now appears to be made of marble! &lt;em&gt;Rock &lt;/em&gt;on, girl!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;\n&lt;div class=\"related\"&gt;\n&lt;h3&gt;&lt;span&gt;Related&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;\n&lt;h4&gt;Articles&lt;/h4&gt;\n&lt;ul&gt;\n    &lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=\"http://www.tmz.com/2006/12/06/sylvester-stallone-rambotox/\"&gt;Sylvester Stallone: Rambotox?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;\n    &lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=\"http://www.tmz.com/2007/04/05/jim-henson-presents/\"&gt;Jim Henson Presents ...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;\n&lt;/ul&gt;\n&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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