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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Your teams on the go or at home. Personalize SI with our new App. Install on iOS or Android.&lt;/em&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I want to root for Russell Wilson. I really do. He\u2019s an under-sized third-round pick who plays an exciting brand of football. The only problem is that Russell Wilson is terribly, hopelessly lame.&amp;nbsp;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here\u2019s a new poster Russ\u2019s charitable foundation is selling.\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Why?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/em&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is what the poster for Russ\u2019s Disney Original Movie would look like. He looks like a bubblegum version of Rambo.&amp;nbsp;This is something J.J. Watt would do. \r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Couldn\u2019t Marshawn Lynch have taught Russ how to not be such a dweeb?\r\n&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
<http://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2016/07/27/russell-wilson-lame-poster>