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"monkeycrime's channel on Funny Or Die. I am a retro-temporal anomaly, fixated on re-un-writing historical ret-cons back to a slightly altered version of previous realities that no one that currently exists can even remember.  My reasoning for this is private, but with the proper equipment, you might be able to figure it out."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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