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"Robert Pattinson is so totally heartbroken -- and so is Will Ferrell!\r\nAppearing on Conan Thursday night, Ferrell struggled to put on a happy face while promoting his new comedy The Campaign. The 45-year-old actor blamed his sorrow on none other than Kristen Stewart -- who shattered the worlds of boyfriend Pattinson, 26, and Twi-hards everywhere when she was caught making out with director Rupert Sanders last month in exclusive Us Weekly photos.\r\n\r\n&amp;quot;There&amp;apos;s this actress, Kristen Stewart, OK? She goes by K-Stew. And, uh, she had a boyfriend, right? Robert Pattinson. He&amp;apos;s R-Patz. And she cheated on him,&amp;quot; a somber Ferrell explained to O&amp;apos;Brien, fighting back the tears.\r\n&amp;quot;And they&amp;apos;ve broken up, and they&amp;apos;re not gonna get back together ever. And what they had was so special, Conan!&amp;quot; Ferrell continued in his hilarious routine, reaching full-on heaving sobs. &amp;quot;You don&amp;apos;t even know what they had! They were in love! And she just threw it all away!&amp;quot;\r\n\r\n(For the record, insiders recently told Us Weekly that Pattinson is currently holed up at pal Reese Witherspoon&amp;apos;s Ojai, Calif. ranch as he ponders his next step -- and ignores calls and texts from a frantic Stewart, 22.)\r\nAs O&amp;apos;Brien attempted to calm down Ferrell, he snapped inconsolably: &amp;quot;It&amp;apos;s not gonna be fine, EVER! Never gonna be fine! What they had was so special. You don&amp;apos;t even know! You would never know! She is a trampire!&amp;quot;\r\n\r\nWatch Ferrell&amp;apos;s LOL take on the Stewart scandal now!"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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