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"Where to begin?!?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img vspace=\"0\" hspace=\"0\" border=\"0\" src=\"http://ll-media.tmz.com/2009/09/17/0916_chris_brown_labor3-1.jpg\" alt=\"Chris Brown: What's Wrong with This Photo?\" title=\" \t Chris Brown: What's Wrong with This Photo?\" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1) Smiling whilst performing hard labor for beating your girlfriend is generally considered bad form.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2) Felons convicted of assault aren't ideal candidates for wielding a hand saw.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3) Employing the services of a private bodyguard seems like overkill when police have it covered.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4) Brown is using his third-wheel bodyguard to promote the T-shirts he's been twittering about. We didn't know billboards were allowed in Richmond."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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