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" Rule No. 343: Breakfast always tastes better in the country.  Rule No. 344: Especially if any part of it is applewood smoked. Rule No. 498: Your wife is pregnant, not &amp;quot;preggers&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;pregs.&amp;quot; Rule No. 589: Umpires will never call or resume a game that has been delayed by rain until you have driven exactly 3.2 miles from the stadium. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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