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" 1. You&amp;#039;ve spent more time than you care to admit wondering what the hell Lizard Lounge put into those jars of green sludge \u2013 and proceeded to buy them every time you go out anyway.  2. Speaking of Lizard Lounge, you&amp;#039;ve definitely made BFFs with the weird cloakroom man in a tracksuit because you thought it meant he&amp;#039;d let you put your heels in there for free. He didn&amp;#039;t, and now you&amp;#039;ve just got 1000 selfies of him on your phone. 3. All your first underage clubbing nights were spent at the top of the triangle before you turned 18. You probably huddled in the Boots doorway whilst you recited the details to someone else&amp;#039;s ID.      What&amp;#039;s up #thursdaycrew! Boooyyaaahhh pic.twitter.com/jfLieXUy5S \u2014 Analog Bristol (@Analogbristol) April 15, 2016    4. Your friends that aren&amp;#039;t from Bristol can&amp;#039;t get their heads around the idea of Thekla. &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s a club? ON A BOAT?&amp;quot; 5. If you feel like getting your feet stuck to the floor and someone elses&amp;#039; swear dripping on you from the ceiling, you head to Motion. 6. Or Lakota, that is \u2013 and you&amp;#039;ve definitely debated on more than one occasion which of the two nightclubs have better DJs to their repetiore.  7. Your loyalty to either YoYoBurger or the Donervan at the top of the Park Street is so so real. Have you picked a side?           #bristol #somerset #uk #england #theklabristol A photo posted by Sam (@sambo73) on Jun 11, 2016 at 3:54am PDT     8. You&amp;#039;ve definitely lost your mates in Ramshackle and proceeded to moan about the lack of phone signal. Is this supposed to be the O2 Academy or what? 9. Rumours about the female bouncer being feisty af at Embargo have haunted your dreams \u2013 but not enough to stop you enjoying the occasional cheesy night in there.  10. You&amp;#039;re now a queen of bartering with toilet attendants. (Read: she lets you buy a lollypop for 45p rather than 50.)  11. You know it&amp;#039;s gonna be a weird night when you end up in La Rocca. In other news, you&amp;#039;ll probably see your best mates&amp;#039; dad in there after his curry night so swings/roundabouts. 12. And you know it&amp;#039;s gonna be a late one when you rock up to Dojos or PamPams in the early hours. &amp;quot;Now can someone carry me up Park Street please?&amp;quot; 13. You remember the days before Lola Lo&amp;#039;s Hawaiian theme and long for Poonana and it&amp;#039;s ridiculous cave-design interiors. (Editor&amp;#039;s note: someone told me it was meant to be &amp;quot;Moroccan themed&amp;quot; the other day. WHAT.)         A photo posted by DjFullkrates (@fullkrates) on Jun 19, 2016 at 2:58am PDT      14. Nights out at Bunker usually mean standing in the smoking area rather than dancing in the club. Soz.  15. There&amp;#039;s nothing more comforting than a Bristol blue taxi back to bed. Ahh, home.    "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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