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"FacebookPinterest\n\n To see how Jay\u2019s faring in primetime, we\u2019ve asked (forced) our intern to watch The Jay Leno Show _for two weeks\u2014or until he goes insane.\n\n _\n\n Guests: Mariah Carey, Hamish and Andy (comedians), Cirque du Soleil\n\nLine of the Night:\n\n Jay to Mariah Carey, who is on the show to plug her new album, Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel. Jay decides to explore the angel theme. He shows a Halloween photo of Mariah and her new husband, who both dressed in elaborate angel costumes. &amp;quot;I know angels are, like, real important to you. You like the whole angel thing, right?&amp;quot;\n\nCringeworthy Moment:\n\n Mariah Carey complains that her social worker character in the movie Precious is made to look homely. Precious is about an illiterate teenager (played by a 350 pound child actress) who is repeatedly raped by her father and bears two children from him, including one with Down syndrome.\n\nDisgust-to-Joy Ratio:\n\n Off the charts.\n\nSample Clip:\n\n Skip ahead to Chapter 3 (18:00) to catch Mariah Carey trip as she enters the stage\u2014definitive proof that our God is a just and righteous God, and the wicked shall be judged.\n\nWill the Clip Burn Your Eyes Out? \n\n No, but you may turn into a pillar of salt.\n\nThumbnail Review:\n\n Jay makes some jokes about dumb, desperate, and shameless people. Australian guys (Hamish and Andy) annoy unwitting bystanders. To Jay\u2019s delight, Mariah Carey dabs herself with her signature &amp;quot;Luscious Pink&amp;quot; perfume shortly after discussing her role in a movie about child rape. I develop a newfound sympathy for the Branch Davidians.\n\nPost-show Mental State, Ranked from 1 (Zen-like Bliss) to 10 (HULK\u2026SMASH\u2026LENO!): \n\n Where I am, there are no numbers. ."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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