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"&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img alt=\"0514_playboy_tanning_mom1\" src=\"http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/05/14/0514-playboy-tanning-mom1-2.jpg\" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tanning Mom&lt;/strong&gt; will never ever EVER sully the hallowed pages of &lt;strong&gt;Playboy&lt;/strong&gt; ... despite desperately wanting to strip naked for the venerable magazine -- this according to Playboy sources.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As we reported, 44-year-old &lt;strong&gt;Patricia Krentcil&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;a href=\"http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/14/tanning-mom-playboy/\"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;would happily accept&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt; an invitation to bare her leathery hide for Playboy ... that is, if the nudie mag offered.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But Playboy sources tell TMZ, that will never happen in a million kajillion bazillion years.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One source says, &amp;#8220;It wouldn&amp;#8217;t even be considered&amp;#8221; -- Hef wouldn&amp;#8217;t let TM pose in the magazine or ANY Playboy outlet. Simply put -- Tanning Mom just isn't Playboy material.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You don't say.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt=\"update_bar\" src=\"http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/08/09/update-bar.jpg\" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;12:14 PM PDT&lt;/strong&gt; -- Playboy is now going on the record ... telling TMZ, \"It would definitely never happen.\"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!-- relatedlinks --&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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