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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Welcome to the latest installment of Extra Mustard\u2019s Thursday Night Football drinking game. Week 8 presents the previously hapless Miami Dolphins heading north to take on the New England Patriots.\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nothing screams primetime football like new Dolphins coach Dan Campbell trying to match wits with Bill Belichick. Miami hasn\u2019t won in New England since September 2008, or before Barack Obama was elected president. All it took for the Dolphins to win was to completely change their entire offense and unveil the Wildcat formation.\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So yeah, don\u2019t expect this game to be exciting. Fortunately, our drinking game is here to keep things interesting.\r\n\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;If Bill Belichick is wearing...&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;... a blue hoodie: drink beer\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;... a grey hoodie: drink whiskey\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;... a hoodie with the sleeves cut off: drink cocktails\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;.... a windbreaker/raincoat: drink wine\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Responsibly sip your drink when&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You see Bill Belichick with his arms folded and a writing utensil resting on his ear\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;There\u2019s a shot of Robert Kraft in the owner\u2019s suite\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The announcers mention how Dan Campbell has changed the culture in Miami\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The announcers mention how Tom Brady wants to play for 10 more years\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The announcers mention the Dolphins are the only other team to win the AFC East since 2002\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The announcers mention a potential undefeated season for the Patriots\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A commercial break passes without a DraftKings or FanDuel ad\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Brandon LaFell drops a pass\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Buy a football and deflate it if&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Dolphins\u2019 headsets stop working\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Refill your drink when&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Jim Nantz reads a &lt;em&gt;2 Broke Girls&lt;/em&gt; or &lt;em&gt;The Big Bang Theory&lt;/em&gt; promo\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ndamukong Suh gets a personal foul penalty\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You google the Dolphins kicker\u2019s alma mater\r\n\r\n&lt;h2&gt;Finish your drink when&lt;/h2&gt;\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bill Belichick smiles\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Rob Gronkowski spikes the ball after a touchdown\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A player celebrates with a \u201CHotline Bling\u201D&amp;nbsp;dance\r\n\r\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;\r\n&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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