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"&lt;p&gt; Tanking 101 Kevin Burnett, Santonio Holmes :: AP &lt;strong&gt;Get previous editions of Hot Clicks | Follow Jimmy Traina on Twitter | Subscribe to the Hot Clicks Podcast | Join the Hot Clicks Facebook Group | E-mail a comment, question or link.&lt;/strong&gt;The Jets and Dolphins played one of the most pathetic football games you'll ever see last night. Despite winning, New York's performance might have been worse because it was actually trying. Miami clearly followed the \"Suck For Luck\" plan that's sweeping South Florida. Here are two examples of the Dolphins making their play for Stanford quarterback &lt;strong&gt;Andrew Luck&lt;/strong&gt;. The first is wide receiver &lt;strong&gt;Brandon Marshall&lt;/strong&gt; passing on an easy touchdown and going out of bounds instead. The second is four Miami defenders letting &lt;strong&gt;Santonio Holmes&lt;/strong&gt; score a touchdown with linebacker &lt;strong&gt;Kevin Burnett&lt;/strong&gt; (No. 56) not even attempting to run hard after Holmes or push him out of bounds.   \"The Scripture Of Tim Tebow\"I imagine we're going to get lots of good stuff like this now that the Broncos have anointed &lt;strong&gt;Tim Tebow&lt;/strong&gt; as their starting quarterback.  Train, Say Your Prayers, Take Your Vitamins, Practice Abstinence &lt;strong&gt;Manny Pacquiao&lt;/strong&gt; has revealed that he doesn't have sex with his wife for three weeks before a fight.  Photo Gallery Of The DayClaire Coffee :: Esquire.com&lt;em&gt;Franklin &amp; Bash&lt;/em&gt; actress &lt;strong&gt;Claire Coffee&lt;/strong&gt; is the latest star to pose for Esquire.com's \"Me In My Place\" feature.  Relax, Nick&lt;strong&gt;Nick Saban&lt;/strong&gt; got fed up with the media asking non-game questions at his press conference yesterday, which resulted this amusing rant. The best part is at the very end when Saban apologies and says, \"This is a big game for me.\" Saban is referring to Alabama's contest against an awful Tennessee team Saturday, in which the Crimson Tide are 28-point favorites. There's really no need for him to be so uptight this week.  Just Where Was The \"G\"?Cheating scandals like steroids and Spygate aren't limited to Major League Baseball and the NFL. They also rock the World Scrabble Championships. (Thanks to &lt;strong&gt;Mike, of North Canton, Ohio&lt;/strong&gt;, for the tip.)   Sports Video Of The Day The Jets-Dolphins game wasn't just painful for viewers. It was also painful for the umpire.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;  Game Show Video Of The Day &lt;em&gt;Family Feud&lt;/em&gt; gets X-rated.  &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;   &lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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