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"I&amp;#39;m shocked at your nefarious mom. Maybe she&amp;#39;s the one downloading my TV Party DVDs on the web for free. I once knew a guy who bought Highland Mist ($14) and poured it into an empty Chivas Regal bottle\u2014how desperate and pathetic. You are certainly old enough to wear a Rolex, but wearing a fake one will make you a liar and possibly an accessory to counterfeiting. And real-Rolex wearers know a fake when they see it. Better to wear an honest Timex or a Swatch and keep it real."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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