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"&lt;a class=\"lightbox-link\" href=\"http://www.tmz.com/photos/2013/04/18/tanning-mom-naked-bikini-photos/\"&gt;&lt;img alt=\"0418_tanning_mom_naked_bikini_photos_launch_v2\" src=\"http://ll-media.tmz.com/2013/04/18/0418-tanning-mom-naked-bikini-photos-launch-v2-3.jpg\" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;The environmental effects wreaked on the ecosystem are still unknown after a somewhat pale&lt;strong&gt; Tanning Mom &lt;/strong&gt;aka&lt;strong&gt; Patricia Krentcil&lt;/strong&gt; attempted to bronze her luscious droopy topless flesh, balloon knot belly button and tatted up vadge in an unfortunate silver bikini on a quarantined New Jersey beach yesterday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since getting off the hook for &lt;a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http://www.tmz.com/2013/02/26/tanning-mom-charges-new-jersey-off-the-hook-patricia-kretncil/\"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;allegedly bringing her 5-year-old into a tanning booth&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, Patty -- who says she's 45 years old -- is now choosing to shrivel up like a raisin with the help of the natural sun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To avoid damage, protective eyewear should be worn at all times.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!-- relatedlinks --&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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