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"Hanging off a branch, acorn bomb ticking, can Captain Neon save the day or will he fall to his doom?  Considering the episode is about three minutes long I'm pretty sure he doesn't die, but, well, he could sprain his ankle or something, and that'd be pretty exciting.  What are you even doing reading the description?  Just wathc the thing, it's only a few minutes long..."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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