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"\n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\n\n\nScrew everyone dropping their textbooks on the floor at the same time to startle a teacher: This is like the Citizen Kane of classroom pranks (via Gawker). Now I'm sad that April Fools Day only comes once a year. Great job, kids.Follow Anna on Twitter."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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