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"The &amp;#039;Beware: Dog Can&amp;#039;t Hold Its Licker&amp;#039; doormat is a hilarious wordplay on a popular idiom. Most of us know at least one person who can&amp;#039;t hold their liquor, meaning they suffer from an embarrassing ailment whenever they drink alcohol, such as excessive aggression or a tendency to cry or get sick.  Thankfully, in the case of Spot/Buster/Dixie, the phrase simply means that they get a little over-excitable with their tongue-wagging - not that they need someone to hold their hair back or keep them from drunk-dialing their ex (again).  If you&amp;#039;re furry canine friend can&amp;#039;t be trusted not to shower your guests with enthusiastic, borderline-hysterical (french) kisses, let them know they&amp;#039;re in for a treat with this funny doormat."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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