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" Quick, you have only a matter of hours before your Halloween procrastinating turns into the laziest costume at the party. Wait too long and you&amp;#039;ll have to resort to the ol&amp;#039; holey sheet over the head. Then you&amp;#039;ll spend the whole night explaining to corny jokesters that you&amp;#039;re not racist as you spill every beer you uselessly paw at. We subscribe to the philosophy that news-savvy costumes are often the best costumes. Show the world that, when it comes to current events, you tune in, turn on, and have heard that story about dead Russian space geckos. The clock is ticking, so look at this flowchart and figure out your 2014-savvy getup on the fly. Save your Halloween.  Illustration: James Joiner "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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