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"        For those not conversant in Emoji, allow us to translate: There are new Emojis. Probably easier to say it in English, looking back. Users of the downloadable picture-based texting language, which is sort of like hieroglyphics or Chinese but with only 400 characters, one of which is a train ticket for &amp;quot;John Appleseed&amp;quot; and none of which are African-American, have long been wondering when phrases like &amp;quot;horny moon,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;a man screaming at a worm,&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;puka (the animal that lives in a puka shell)&amp;quot; would join &amp;quot;love church,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;ghost with black eye,&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;haunted voodoo mask&amp;quot; on the Emoji keyboard. Credit Billy on the Street writer Avery Monsen for giving you a way to finally express to loved ones sentiments beyond words, like &amp;quot;a Tupperware container full of secrets&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Laura Dern assembling Ikea furniture.&amp;quot; The hundred-Emoji addition to the keyboard increases the number of Emojis by about 25%, but the affect it will have on texting is currently un-quantifiable. A request to Mr. Monsen&amp;#039;s rep about plans to sell the new Emojis to Emoji was not answered by press time. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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