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"    Cristiano Ronaldo has gone viral \u2013 not for a stunning solo goal / posing in his underpants, but for flogging a Japanese facial exercise product.  Pretty odd, sure, but there&amp;#039;s a long and illustrious history of footballers selling weird stuff to supplement their scandalously low wages.  Presenting: 10 of the very worst.  ***  1 | Football is thirsty work. But instead of oranges, or indeed isotonic energy drinks, Manchester United reach for the tomato juice.    2 | When he\u2019s not slurping Virgin Marys, Manchester United\u2019s Shinji Kagawa is getting heckled by a beluga whale and a dog.    3 | Twenty goals in three seasons doesn\u2019t sound like a good return for \u00A350m, but then have you tried Chelsea striker Fernando Torres\u2019s cupcakes?    4 | This genuinely amusing Uruguayan advert has prodigal son Luis Suarez dismissing Arsenal\u2019s advances and returning home. To an office.    5 |\u00A0When it comes to bringing home the bacon, punditry isn\u2019t the only means at Peter Schmeichel\u2019s disposal.    6 | If you had to pick a moment where it all went finger-lickin\u2019 bad for Blackburn Rovers, it would probably be this.    7 |\u00A0Portugal\u2019s golden generation may have failed to deliver the goods, but at least there isn\u2019t a silver hair on Lu\u00EDs Figo\u2019s head. X    8 | How we wish Jimmy Bullard just washed and went.    9 |\u00A0Manchester United\u2019s other beverage of choice has a subtle oaky taste. Much like Wayne Rooney\u2019s acting.    10 |\u00A0And finally, a T-Mobile advert featuring performing monkey Peter Crouch.   "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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