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"After finding their home ransacked last week, Brian O'Neill and his wife Bridget called the police, filed a report, and then sent the officers on their way. Then they heard a noise like a \"dying possum\" followed by \"fierce scratching\" coming from underneath their bed. But instead of dragging their cat out from the one-foot-high space, they actually discovered a 27-year-old, meth-addicted, \"wild-eyed\" woman with a knife having a panic attack [via Vocativ.The couple came home Wednesday night to find their mail ripped open, lotion on their doorknobs, clothes and shoes (all missing their soles) scattered around their bedroom. All of their electronics were piled on their bed. Cops investigated, but found nothing, not even fingerprints, and assumed the intruder \u2014 who oddly took nothing \u2014 had left. As the couple began to clean up, Bridget found a bracelet and a purse that didn't belong to her. It was then that they heard the guttural animal noises of the wayward woman. They called the police again, who were like, \"It's probably a poltergeist,\" because apparently the Seattle Police Department would rather make their police blotter a good read (seriously, visit that link; the SPD sounds awesome).\n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\nAuthorities describe the knife-wielding woman as on a multi-day \"meth rampage.\" As Bridget puts it, \"Rather than use the knife to pop out and murder us, she was using the knife to deconstruct the box springs of the bed.\" Next time you think someone is hiding under your bed, it might be a good idea to call the police. Follow Frank on Twitter."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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