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"PinterestFacebookYou know you wanted to date this ghost back in the sixth grade.\nThere are Halloween-appropriate dates, and then, there&amp;#39;s this: GhostSingles.com.\nHere&amp;#39;s part of their spiel:\n\nFinally, a dating site for singles who know how to get a life! Well, an afterlife. OK, maybe some sort of in-between, netherworld, ethereal existence. But if you&amp;#39;re looking for love, and you&amp;#39;re dead, Ghost Singles is the site for you. Dozens* of singles have already joined, and the singles&amp;#39; chat is available 24/7 for your enjoyment. This is a free dating site, if you qualify, so don&amp;#39;t hesitate! Join today!\n\n\nThey later go on to clarify that by dozens, they mean precisely one dozen. Oh, and sorry to all living humans, zombies, and vampires: You&amp;#39;re not welcome in the world of ghostly dating. And additionally, the website is quite up front that no marriages have ever resulted from a match on the site, but to be fair, &amp;quot;Have you ever tried getting a priest to solemnify your unholy union?&amp;quot;\nBut seriously, you guys, if you need a fun time-waster this month, I suggest going on the site and browsing as a ghost. You just specify your ghost gender (insert &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;m a ghoul!&amp;quot; joke here) and how you died (horribly, mysteriously, tragically or suddenly), and then you can browse the profiles of eligible gentleman ghosts, like dead_stud, hauntingeyes, and funtime_phantom, who says, &amp;quot;if you like dancnig [sic] in abandoned ballrooms then we should get down some time i know how to move and get jiggy like the living say.&amp;quot;\nSpooky, scary, hilarious.\nHow funny is this dating site?\nGet in the mood:\n5 Halloween Movies to Watch With a Date\n10 Dating Tips I Learned From Halloween Movies\nWhat His Favorite Halloween Movie Says About Him\nPhoto: Everett Collection"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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