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"Going to Dairy Queen and not ordering a Blizzard is so dumb, it's like going to Taco Bell and not getting stomach cramps Doritos Locos Tacos. Since Summertime is the best time to eat the Blizzard, we're helping you select the best of the 22 Blizzards by taste-testing each one, scoring them on a scale from 1-10, and then power-ranking them from worst to first. Our four food detectives are on the case. The (fattening, delicious) game's afoot!"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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