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"Bizarre New Year's Resolutions\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n1. 50 New Year's Resolutions (NSFW)\nYouTube humorist Ross Everett reels off 50 resolutions in under three and a half minutes. Comedy ensues. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n2. Zombie Undead Ned's New Year's Resolution\nZombie Undead Ned shows us that sometimes we overreach with our resolutions.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n3. New Years Resolutions 2012 (NSFW)\nAs he has each year since 2008, Gus gives you his 10 ridiclous resolutions for the year \u201Ctwenty-one-two.\u201D \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n4. Getting Over a Breakup\nIf your resolution is to get over a bad breakup, Amanda Sueki demonstrates an innovative technique in this video, which may or may not help \u2014 emphasis on \u201Cmay not.\u201D\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n5. Michael C. Hall Has Strange New Year's Resolution\n\nYou've heard of \"keep truckin'.\" Apparently Michael C. Hall, who plays the title character on Dexter, resolved to \"keep walking\" in 2011.\nGive credit to this cameraman for bravery. He easily could have ended up splayed across a table, tied down with Saran Wrap.  \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n6. Ashley's New Year's Resolutions\nEither that tiara is on too tight or Ashley drank a bit too much champagne. It's probably a good thing she ultimately decides to share it with the tree. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n7. Jed's Random Vlog\nSpeaking of trees, for one of his \u201Crandom vlog\u201D entries, Jed tells us a bit about his New Year's resolutions. Then, he busts out the \u201Ctree of awesomeness.\u201D\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n8. \"Rowdy\" Roddy Resolutions\nDespite Jed\u2019s efforts, the randomness award goes to professional wrestling great \u201CRowdy\u201D Roddy Piper for his heartfelt reading of Twilight. He even draws laughs from the video\u2019s production staff with an off-the-cuff remark about what would happen if his former foe, \u201CThe Nature Boy\u201D Ric Flair, happens to see this video.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n9. Weird New Year's Resolution Rap\nJudging by his \u201CWeird New Year\u2019s Resolutions Rap,\u201D Furoscios has definitely studied at the Flight of the Conchords school of musical comedy.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n10. Kim Richards' New Year's Resolutions\nKelly Levy of The Soup does her best impression of Kim Richards, one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Check out this video of the real Kim Richards to assess the accuracy of Levy\u2019s portrayal.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nUsually one makes a new year's resolution in earnest, and it only becomes funny a few days into January \u2014 when it fails miserably. These YouTube users decided to get right to the point.\nScroll through the gallery above for 10 videos of people discussing their resolutions from years past. Are they serious or satirical? You can make that decision.\nSEE ALSO: 10 Apps to Keep You Safe and Healthy in 2013\n\nDo you have any epic resolution fails, or you the rare type who can actually follow through on a resolution? Share your stories or secrets with us in the comments below. \nImage courtesy of iStockphoto, nautilus_shell_studios."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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