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" Monday night&amp;#039;s episode of The Colbert Report took on the big crisis in Europe. You know, Norway&amp;#039;s butter shortage. In a bizarre turn of events, Norwegians have embraced a diet craze en masse that&amp;#039;s led to a national run on butter (gotta love the way Norwegians diet, no?). The country&amp;#039;s &amp;quot;stockpile&amp;quot; has now been depleted, and Christmas treats hang in the balance. Meanwhile, Norway&amp;#039;s neighbors in the EU, who happen to be involved in a little crisis of their own, are happy to sit back and watch the world&amp;#039;s second-richest country sweat it out. Anyway, Colbert takes his standard line on the topic, pointing out America&amp;#039;s vast, inexhaustible, and delicious butter economy. &amp;quot;We have so many goddamned types of butter that we have produced a product called I Can&amp;#039;t Believe It&amp;#039;s Not Butter, because if you pick up any random object in the United States, there&amp;#039;s a good chance it&amp;#039;s butter.&amp;quot; Check out the whole segment, which involves talk of milking reindeer, Russian butter cartels, and \u2014 oh yes \u2014 Colbert eating a stick of butter like it&amp;#039;s corn on the cob. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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