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"Today, one brave reader reveals her most awkward sexual experience, which, funnily enough, happened at the airport...Here&amp;#x27;s her story: My best friend was getting married in Portland, so I was flying in from Michigan. I was throwing her a bachelorette party, and we were going all out. I had penis straws, penis pasta, penis gummy candy, penis lollipops and penis utensils. But best of all, I had a giant penis chip bowl. You put the chips in the penis, and the salsa and guac in the balls below. Hilarious! I packed up all the party stuff and went to the Detroit airport. I was going through security. I was dressed up because I always secretly hope I might get bumped up to first class. I was wearing a white button-down shirt, a black pencil skirt, glasses and black heels; plus nice makeup and my hair was blown out. I felt chic, like a business woman. La di da. I was looking good. So I get up to go through security, and take off my heels, and put my laptop in a separate bin, like they ask you to. My luggage goes through the security X-rays, when all of a sudden... &amp;quot;What IS this?&amp;quot; the lady says. Oh no. They pull my bag off the X-ray and, while wearing special gloves, open it up. The security guy, almost in slow motion, pulls out the giant penis chip bowl -- which looked seriously anatomically correct, including flesh-colored plastic, balls and even veins. (I kid you not.) Everyone in line burst out laughing -- the security people, the pilots and flight attendants in line, my fellow passengers. One mom told her kids not to look. Suddenly me--the stylish woman--had morphed into a crazy weird pervert with some inexplicable penis-shaped plastic thing in her bag! Blushing bright red, I mumbled something about the bachelorette party, grabbed my bag from the laughing security guard, and shuffled away (still shoeless) to pull myself back together. Morfifying. Luckily, once I had made it through the flight, I got to my friend&amp;#x27;s house and we had the most hilarious bachelorette party...including the now-infamous chips and salsa. All&amp;#x27;s well that ends well, right? P.S. More readers share their most awkward sexual experiences, including a disappearing one-night stand and a guy who really, really loved England. Photo: Getty Images"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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