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"There&amp;amp;#8217;s nothing hotter than getting steamy and wet with your guy in the shower. Well, unless you&amp;amp;#8217;re me and cannot seem to figure it out. After two&amp;amp;#133; err&amp;amp;#133; incidents, my boyfriend and I are vowing to shower alone. But we can&amp;amp;#8217;t be the only ones with embarrassing sex stories, can we? Remember that scene from (500) Days of Summer where Zooey Deschanel&amp;#x27;s character, Summer, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt&amp;#x27;s (LOVE!) character, Tom, test out a new sex move in the shower and wind up ripping down the curtains? Well, that&amp;#x27;s pretty much what happens to me whenever I try to get frisky in the shower. The first shower &amp;amp;#8220;episode&amp;amp;#8221; happened only a couple months after we started dating. It was winter, after all, and cabin fever led us into the shower&amp;amp;#133; together. I&amp;amp;#8217;ll spare you the details (or, rather, my boyfriend would prefer I keep SOME things between us), but I will say that things got steamy fast. No, I mean really steamy. Man, it was HOT&amp;amp;#133; literally. All of a sudden I felt myself overheating and my vision started to blur. The next thing I know I&amp;amp;#8217;m laying naked on the bathroom floor with my guy frantically trying to wake me. eap, I passed out. J told me he had never been more scared in his entire life. How weird and embarrassing. Needless to say, we showered solo for a WHILE after that. Actually, I thought we were done for good but I guess my fainting spell had NOT turned off my boyfriend completely. Enter: shower episode numero dos. Just last week J decided it would be ultra sexy to sneak into the bathroom while I was showering and slip in with me for an impromptu sesh (points for spontaneity!). But, what did he find? Me with a SHOWER CAP on SHAVING MY LEGS. He giggled his way right back out of the bathroom. This is real life people&amp;amp;mdash;we live together now (I&amp;#x27;m not glamourous all the time)! Sigh. We just can&amp;amp;#8217;t get this shower thing right. Maybe I&amp;amp;#8217;m meant to be a solo-showerer for better or for worse. It&amp;amp;#8217;s okay though, we&amp;amp;#8217;ve laughed the shower stuff off and put our energy into amazing sex on dry land and so far I&amp;amp;#8217;ve maintained consciousness. Score. Has anyone else experienced some not-so-sexy-but-kind-of-funny sex moments? Please tell me I&amp;amp;#8217;m not the only one who can&amp;amp;#8217;t get this shower thing right! Related links: Shower sex tips (guess I should study these!) at Glamour.com: * Sex Tip: Have a Hot Time During Your Evening Shower * Sex Tips: Help Each Other Out in the Shower * Hooking Up: Get Hot in the Shower Tonight Photo: Thinkstock"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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