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"   An event on April 12 in Tokyo to celebrate the &amp;quot;love doll&amp;quot; (read: woman-shaped f*ck toy) Silicon Maru&amp;#039;s latest ventures \u2014 specifically, a debut single and a late-night show about a man and his talking love-doll friends** called Lovetopia \u2014 was attended by literally nobody, according to Kotaku and the outrageously sad image above. Is it weird that I feel bad for her?   &amp;quot;Up until now, I&amp;#039;ve been involved with various events, but this is the first time nobody&amp;#039;s showed up,&amp;quot; a staffer told the Japanese news site My Navi. :|   Anyway, to alleviate your depression, or make it worse, here&amp;#039;s the trailer for Lovetopia.        When we asked how she was feeling, Silicon Maru gave the following quote to us:   strong&amp;gt;**Isn&amp;#039;t this basically the same as a real human girlfriend? No? K.   RELATED: Glad You Asked, People Are Bidding on a Sex Doll&amp;#039;s Virginity   Follow Anna on Twitter.   Photo Credit: kai-you.net "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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