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"I live in Los Angeles, and I'm losing the battle against static cling. Short of my purchasing every can of Static Guard in the country or putting multiple fabric softeners in the dryer, can you think of any method to keep me from turning into Mr. Electricity? (By the way, I wear knee-high dress socks, which probably makes things worse.)"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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