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" So, this morning I logged into my Gmail account and received an instant Gchat message from &amp;quot;Dave.&amp;quot; (which is the Nondisclosure Guy&amp;#039;s name\u2014solved that conundrum!) DAVE: &amp;quot;Hey mystery woman . . . :-) I&amp;#039;m thinking about you. ALICE: Um, hi . . . DAVE: So, how&amp;#039;s it going? ALICE: I&amp;#039;m not that mysterious, I called you last night. But you didn&amp;#039;t answer :-( And I was thinking I could have maybe come over . . . your loss! DAVE: Wait you called . . . who is this? Huh? I quickly looked over and realized I wasn&amp;#039;t talking to &amp;quot;my&amp;quot; Dave . . . I was talking to Dave, this UNICYCLIST I had to interview for an article like four years ago. Yikes! Thank goodness the convo didn&amp;#039;t progress further, and I just quickly signed out, rather than stay and figure out what &amp;quot;Alice&amp;quot; he was trying to get in touch with. Anyway, date with &amp;quot;my&amp;quot; Dave tonight, and I&amp;#039;m feeling . . . ugh. Basically, here&amp;#039;s the deal. He made it pretty clear that he&amp;#039;s not really looking for a relationship, but yet he wants to keep dating. I am looking for a relationship. And I just don&amp;#039;t really have the time to deal with someone else&amp;#039;s uncertainty. Maybe I&amp;#039;ll see what unicyclist Dave is up to. So, here&amp;#039;s the deal. Do I even go out with him tonight when I&amp;#039;m pretty sure it&amp;#039;s going to be a break up date? Thoughts? PS\u2014as if The Universe was reading my mind, just got a press release about divorce and break-up cards. Unnecessarily harsh, I think! What about you? "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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