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"\n\n\"So it's not like gay terrorism? No glitter bombing or anything like that?\"\n\nRussian dissidents Nadya Tolokonnikova and Masha Alyokhina killed it last night, offering hilarious answers to Colbert's questions about the crackdown on gay Russians\u2014questions like, \"Can you go anywhere in Russia without gay people turning you gay?\" (Vulture)\n\nTwo-Hundred-Pound Phallus = Intimidation Tactic in Russia\n\nIn other Russia-related news, a women who runs a satirical Kremlin Twitter account found a giant wooden penis\u2014which is very realistic, with veins and all\u2014chained onto her car. (The New Republic)\n\nCVS Won't Sell Tobacco Starting in October\n\n So don't go to CVS to pick up that pack of Spirits you keep under the kitchen sink for when you're \"stressed out.\" (New York Times)\n\nUber in Hot Water\n\n A suit filed today charged that the taxi company contributed to the wrongful death of a six-year-old killed after she was struck by an Uber car. And what's even worse for Uber: The suit claims that the app (which drivers must consult) makes the service dangerous. (Valleywag)\n\nFour Arrested in Investigation of Hoffman's Death\n\n Police arrested four people who might have been Hoffman's drug dealers. It's unclear whether they were, but they did have a shit-ton of heroin\u2014350 bags\u2014in the apartment. (Daily Intelligencer)"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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