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"I do not condone hitchhiking. But if you must hitchhike, promise me this: Promise me you won&amp;#x27;t do so with your boobs hanging out and little covering you besides a gray fur draped willy-nilly around you like one of Ursula&amp;#x27;s Little Mermaid eels. Promise me you won&amp;#x27;t then turn all destructive and pair your evil vibe with a strong red lip and long, sharp-looking red nails like...huh, Ursula again. Yeah, it turns out Lady Gaga is more or less playing Ursula in Machete Kills. Which means &amp;quot;Straight up? Or with some flair?&amp;quot; is the new &amp;quot;And don&amp;#x27;t underestimate the importance of bo-dy lang-guaaaage!&amp;quot; Check it out. At least Gaga already has a great voice&amp;amp;#8212;which is why she&amp;#x27;s freed up to go about her shoot-em-up business in this movie. It all makes sense. By the way, if I just got you all Ariel-Nostalgic, check out Anna&amp;#x27;s sit-down with the original Disney voice cast. Photo: IMDB"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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