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"1. &amp;quot;Go ahead. Try and paw-secute me.&amp;quot;  2. &amp;quot;I peli-can do whatever I very well please.&amp;quot;  3. &amp;quot;I most definitely do not need a cat-titude adjustment.&amp;quot;  4. &amp;quot;I didn&amp;#039;t choose the pug life, the pug life chose me.&amp;quot;         &#128519; A photo posted by Jeremy Veach (@jermzlee) on May 10, 2013 at 7:49pm PDT     5. &amp;quot;You&amp;#039;re really getting my goat right now.&amp;quot;  6. &amp;quot;No loitering? I think I&amp;#039;ll paws right here.&amp;quot;  7. &amp;quot;Whatev-fur.&amp;quot;  8. &amp;quot;Pfft, that&amp;#039;s for the birds.&amp;quot;  9. &amp;quot;I double dog dare you to challenge me.&amp;quot;  Photos: 9gag.com, powerfulprimates.com, imgur.com, pinterest.com, pestbouncer.com, callyco.com, thezooom.com, maddieonthings.com NEXT: 12 Adorable Pets with Their Own Pets \u00BB "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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