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"  There&amp;#039;s an amazing &amp;quot;world exclusive&amp;quot; covering the new issue of In Touch magazine. And it&amp;#039;s a list, naturally. A list of all the male celebrities Lindsay Lohan has slept with, allegedly written by Lindsay herself back in January 2013. The magazine explains she &amp;quot;was trying to impress her friends&amp;quot; with the revelations while they all laughed and gossiped about celebrity peen sizes, as you would. But then she casually &amp;quot;tossed [the list] away afterwards,&amp;quot; which seems like a risky thing to do, particularly in retrospect given this whole tabloid magazine cover story and because you can also be fined for littering these days. Hey, what&amp;#039;s risky for Lilo is great for the rest of us. In Touch is only running half of the celebs&amp;#039; names. The other half are blurred for legal reasons, apparently, because &amp;quot;they&amp;#039;re not all single guys.&amp;quot; That said, not all the men they have named are either. (Presumably this means the named guys were single when they hooked up with Lilo, while maybe the blurred out folk weren&amp;#039;t.) And here&amp;#039;s the ~**DEFINITIVE RANKING**~ of her conquests: 18. ALLEGEDLY Max George, from that British boy band The Wanted. Because if you&amp;#039;re hooking up with a member of The Wanted and it&amp;#039;s not Siva, you&amp;#039;re doing it wrong. All wrong. 17. ALLEGEDLY Adam Levine.  16. ALLEGEDLY Joaquin Phoenix  15. ALLEGEDLY Colin Farrell.  Once you think about the &amp;quot;platonic affair&amp;quot; between Farrell and Elizabeth Taylor as well as the fact that Lilo later played Elizabeth Taylor, this all gets weird. 14. ALLEGEDLY Justin Timberlake, and this news makes me sad.  13. ALLEGEDLY model/musician Jamie Burke.  12. ALLEGEDLY Lukas Haas.  [FYI if I was ranking the blurred out names they would come here, en masse.] 11. ALLEGEDLY Ryan Rottman.  10. ALLEGEDLY Garrett Hedlund.   9. ALLEGEDLY American Horror Story&amp;#039;s Evan Peters.  Ugh Lilo would have been GREAT in American Horror Story: Coven. 8. ALLEGEDLY James Franco.  And ugh Lilo would have also been GREAT in Spring Breakers. 7. ALLEGEDLY Nico Tortorella.  6. ALLEGEDLY Guy Berryman, who is the bassist from Coldplay.  I hope they listened to some soothing Coldplay music while they gently made love. My pick is always &amp;quot;Princess of China.&amp;quot; 5. ALLEGEDLY PC Valmorbida, who is a gallery owner in Los Angeles.  4. ALLEGEDLY Heath Ledger.  3. ALLEGEDLY Wilmer Valderrama.  2. ALLEGEDLY &amp;quot;Zack Effron.&amp;quot;  Let&amp;#039;s all speculate as to whether that misspelling was deliberate. 1. And ALLEGEDLY Christian Grey himself, Jamie Dornan.  And let&amp;#039;s also speculate as to what magic would have happened had Lindsay landed the role of Anastasia Steele. Notable omissions from the list \u2014 given previous tabloid speculation \u2014 include Aaron Carter, Shaun White, hotelier Vikram Chatwal, and Samantha Ronson. And the best part of this whole thing, aside from the OMGWTF factor, is that it appears Lindsay wrote the list on an answer sheet from that board game Scattergories. Imagine Lilo and her best girlfriends sitting down at the Beverly Hills Hotel for a fun night of word games and then deciding they&amp;#039;d rather talk dirty with each other. We&amp;#039;ve all been there. Follow Alex on  Twitter. Photo credit: Alo Ceballos / GC Images; Getty Images "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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