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" Published in the April 2014 issue DAY ONE I step between the shafts of the cart, slide on the harness, and pull. The cart doesn&amp;#039;t budge. I lean into the harness straps. Nothing happens. It will not budge. I lean harder, planting one foot in the gravel. Still nothing. I fall forward into the harness, throwing my weight toward the earth. The straps cut into my shoulders. This time the cart rolls an inch. So the damn thing moves. It&amp;#039;s physically possible. On flat hard dirt with a sprinkling of gravel, a cart filled with four hundred pounds of water and camping gear will creak forward an inch. This is the moment of truth. Years of dreaming and planning, wrestling with doubts, thousands of dollars, time stolen from busy schedules, and it all comes down to this remote spot in northern Chile, our launching pad into the flaming dragon&amp;#039;s mouth of the Atacama Desert. No life exists here. No birds in the sky. No lizards. No insects except for the occasional butterfly that appears out of nowhere and disappears. The mountains are jagged and naked, raw bones poking up through the dust. It is the anti-thesis of man, the void made manifest, a place where time stops. Judging by the desiccated animals by the side of the road, perfectly preserved by the arid climate, their dried lips exposing skeletal grins, it&amp;#039;s also a place where life stops. When NASA wants to simulate the surface of Mars, this is where they come. Jeff Shea and I have come to shout our human yes into this vast geological no. Water is the problem. Jeff figures it will take twenty days to get across. A walking man drinks six liters a day, a liter weighs 2.2 pounds. The math defeats you. But Jeff came up with this crazy idea of the carts. Problem is we have no idea if we can actually drag them across the desert. The surface could be too sandy. Or too rocky. Or, as we will soon discover, littered with unexploded bombs from various wars and bombing tests. We&amp;#039;ll also be dragging the carts ten thousand feet uphill. As it happens, Jeff has bagged all seven highest summits on each continent, searched the jungles of Indonesia for prehistoric little people, explored the Arctic, and lost himself in the mountains of Tibet. When he went up Everest, he bypassed the easier southern route used by Sir Edmund Hillary and most other climbers to go up the North Ridge, where George Mallory disappeared in 1924\u2014it was more difficult, but also more beautiful. He doesn&amp;#039;t do anything the easy way. I, on the other hand, am a soft-bellied suburban dad who doesn&amp;#039;t even belong to a gym. My head is bald, my arms are flabby, and just last week at my daughter&amp;#039;s college graduation, a sentimental occasion that had me in tears, the arthritis in my left hip was stabbing so sharp I couldn&amp;#039;t avoid limping. Two inches, three inches, the cart rolls. You have to pull hard, but here on the hard dirt by the side of the road, the fucking thing rolls. The night is dark, starless and moonless. When we get onto the pavement, the pulling gets easier. The last cars of civilization slow down to look at the crazy Americans hitched like mules between the shafts of their peculiar carts, off to get lost in the desert. There&amp;#039;s a giddy moment of hope. The mountain on the other side of the ocean road is still blissfully theoretical. A cool wind comes off the ocean. Then we hit the slope. Oh my God, I think. I&amp;#039;m dragging a swimming pool filled with cement. This is insane. &amp;quot;If you can move a foot,&amp;quot; Jeff says, &amp;quot;you can move two feet.&amp;quot; He wants me to try going ten more minutes. I figure I can do that and then collapse with honor, so I lean into the harness and fall forward to get the cart rolling, then plant my right foot and push with full-body strength. I&amp;#039;ve already learned that if I lose momentum, the cart reverses and I have to stop and plant the foot and repeat the whole process, so I try to keep a steady pace. Despite the cool wind from the ocean, I break out in a full-body sweat. Periodically, Jeff pulls up to give me advice. The New Guinea islanders walk a little pigeon-toed, he tells me. A doctor named Ed showed him that back in the eighties, during Jeff&amp;#039;s first expedition into the highland rain forests. I try walking pigeon-toed. The effort distracts me across a few hundred feet. Then Jeff sidles up with another piece of advice: &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s important not to put any physical or psychological pressure on yourself. Go at the slowest pace that makes you comfortable.&amp;quot; This is why I&amp;#039;m here, to get Jeff&amp;#039;s advice. I knew I needed to do something hard, and he was the perfect person to teach me. That&amp;#039;s the phrase I used in my mind. I need to do something hard.  Now Jeff tells me not to worry. Don&amp;#039;t think about the hill, don&amp;#039;t think about climbing the hill. &amp;quot;Live in the moment and enjoy the fact that we&amp;#039;re doing something really unusual and good for our bodies.&amp;quot; That gets me another five hundred feet. &amp;quot;We&amp;#039;ll put in our best performance if we&amp;#039;re free of anxiety,&amp;quot; Jeff says. For another hundred feet, I try to be free of anxiety. Up ahead, Jeff stops and digs through his bags. I put my head down and pull. My new goal is just to reach Jeff&amp;#039;s cart even though I&amp;#039;m already convinced that the whole enterprise is absurd. Realistically, we&amp;#039;re going to grind to a halt the minute we get off the pavement. But I know Jeff well enough to figure it&amp;#039;s probably best to let him face that reality on his own. When I finally close the distance, he offers me a fat slice of yellow cheese. Happy sight! We sit on the side of the road eating the cheese and drinking water as the wind dries us off and Jeff tells me about his wife in San Francisco, who is expecting their third child in six weeks. This afternoon on the phone, he says, he started telling her how much he loved her and ended up with tears going down his face. He takes a big gulp of water. &amp;quot;Now our load is a little lighter,&amp;quot; he says.  DAY TWO The daylight makes everything stark. Suddenly, everything becomes very real. Each degree of incline on the road has weight and mass. The white light glares down with annihilating intensity, the ridges of the hills look like the bones of dead giants laid out in the sun. After a hundred feet, another step seems not only impossible but insane. I shrug out of the harness and fall down on my back. I lie down on the road. The pavement is so deliciously hot, the wind so pleasingly cool. No sign of Jeff, thank God. He&amp;#039;s giving me space, letting me find my own tempo. But I feel his impatient presence behind me and the voice in my head begins to echo Samuel Beckett: You must go on, I can&amp;#039;t go on, I&amp;#039;ll go on. And so the nagging emotional ambivalence that underlies my entire life becomes as real and physical as the sun. A life of phone calls and stories, newspapers and magazines, movies and TV and Web sites, the endless sorting of different versions of reality, the endless struggle for the high ground where it might all make sense now shrinks down to something hard and clear. There is no ambiguity in pain. There is only one version of pain. This is crazy. I can&amp;#039;t do it. Jeff pulls up and I wait till he sits down, then lift myself into a conversational posture. &amp;quot;Uh, Jeff \u2026 why&amp;#039;d you ask me to come on this trip?&amp;quot; &amp;quot; &amp;#039;Cause you&amp;#039;re fun to talk to.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;But what made you think I could do it?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;You can do it,&amp;quot; he says. &amp;quot;You&amp;#039;ve already done it.&amp;quot; I look back down the road. The ocean is still visible, a blue triangle between the mountain&amp;#039;s parted thighs. It&amp;#039;s farther than I expected but I don&amp;#039;t want to admit it. Jeff smiles. &amp;quot;I hate to be a clich\u00E9, but the journey begins with a single step.&amp;quot; I snort. It&amp;#039;s &amp;quot;the journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.&amp;quot; A thousand miles, you fucker. You&amp;#039;re not going to help me by misquoting Lao-tzu. But look at him. How could I expect him to understand? The guy is a beast. And I&amp;#039;ve seen him in action before. After a ten-hour hike, he&amp;#039;ll put together a day-pack and go out for another four hours, just for fun. &amp;quot;So nobody else would come with you?&amp;quot; He laughs and says yes, that was it.  DAY FOUR We seem to be approaching the top of the big hill at last, or at least this big hill, and there&amp;#039;s an electrical station in the middle of nowhere sending thick wires across the desert. To the mines, no doubt. The energy crackles in the lines as loud as frying eggs. The hills and mountains in the distance are starting to change color, the monotone brown of midday yielding to dark shadows\u2014canyons\u2014that scallop the desert the way a leatherworker&amp;#039;s curved chisel cuts designs into a fancy saddle. The yawning emptiness stretches on forever. I decide to leave Jeff with the carts and walk to the top of the hill to see how the terrain looks. But the top of the hill is actually just a small ridge. The hill goes on. So I go to the next high point and that turns out to be another ridge. And again. We have to pick a path\u2014up or down? The late-afternoon light throws a wild variety of violet shades on each ridge and hilltop. I look at the endless hill ahead, turn my eyes to the easy downhill track back to the road, listen as Jeff runs down the variables yet again. &amp;quot;The bitumen road gets my vote,&amp;quot; I say. &amp;quot;Let&amp;#039;s go,&amp;quot; Jeff says. But we don&amp;#039;t. Instead, we dump sixty kilos of water, seven or eight jugs in all, and move on up the hill. When the pain gets too bad, I take a couple of Vicodins and my mind starts to race. I think about Mel Gibson, Braveheart, the love of purity, the Nazis, the archetype of the quest, and every journey&amp;#039;s &amp;quot;necessary lie&amp;quot;\u2014the concept is from an essay on poetry by Wallace Stevens. I&amp;#039;ve never actually read it but the phrase has stuck in my mind since college. I think he must have meant something like this absurd journey. In a world with nothing left to explore, where we are reduced to inventing our own justifications, people have a need to pump these merely personal quests back into some grand theme like &amp;quot;the triumph of the human spirit.&amp;quot; But there are no grand themes anymore. Except maybe accepting that there are no grand themes anymore. There&amp;#039;s a kind of desperation in that, which leads the purists into their frenzies of purification. To stay sane, we have to accept the lie. Left right, left right. Scraps of poems keep coming back, the names of people I had long forgotten. I begin to sing. I see trees of green, red roses too, I see them bloom, for me and for you. I&amp;#039;ve never been able to get these lyrics right, mixing up the clouds of white and skies of blue every time, leaving no rhyme for the dark sacred night. But this time they all fall into place and I send the bridge out to the snow-capped mountains: I see friends shaking hands, saying how do you do? They&amp;#039;re really saying, I love you. So much music is the rhythm of the march, I realize. Whistle while you work. Melodies rising out of my footsteps. My brain is clearing out, my heart filling up. I feel a joy sweeter than I&amp;#039;ve felt in years. I start to think about the absurd journey in different terms. Like detectives following clues from disorder back to order, travelers need a neat little purpose they can come back having accomplished to prove that God&amp;#039;s in his heaven and all&amp;#039;s right with the world. Those born traveling may know better, but right now I have to admit there&amp;#039;s wisdom in the illusion. If Jeff and I were crossing this desert for Jesus, our suffering would justify itself. Nothing could stop us. But doing it just to get to the other side? That&amp;#039;s freakin&amp;#039; hard. Left right, left right.   Photo: John H. Richardson Ah, to hell with it. I hear babies cry, I watch them grow \u2026 Louis Armstrong got slammed for that song. The purists said it wasn&amp;#039;t jazz\u2014another reason to hate purists. Let&amp;#039;s see if I can sing it through without making a mistake. Jeff&amp;#039;s waiting up ahead and I approach him, fling one arm out like Pavarotti and sing the whole song without putting a syllable amiss. I feel silly and happy. But Jeff is distracted. &amp;quot;I think we took a wrong turn back there.&amp;quot; I refuse to let him bring me down, pushing on ahead by myself. We stop at dusk, make coffee and eat cheese and some of Jeff&amp;#039;s spicy tuna. Once we&amp;#039;re fueled and rested, Jeff says he wants us to do some night hiking, which is no surprise. I want to tell him I&amp;#039;m afraid of twisting an ankle in the dark, but the expression on his face stops me. He&amp;#039;s desperate to make time. Once we get started, the road seems better. The ruts are shallow, the sand is gone, we&amp;#039;re heading down, down, down to what looks like the Salar Mar Muerto\u2014see those ridges, those cracks, those salt deposits? We&amp;#039;re on the right route! The night sky blurs, turns glassy, and suddenly we&amp;#039;re walking through a world of fog. Turns out I love night hiking. The wind has stopped, the air is cool, the fog erases the endless desert and adds an intimate feeling to the night. I feel invincible and alive, my heart shouting out a great I AM. When Jeff pulls up, I can tell he expects me to beg him to stop for the night. &amp;quot;Let&amp;#039;s keep going,&amp;quot; I say. DAY FIVE We&amp;#039;re lost. In every direction, all we can see are scattered white salt deposits carved into fantastic shapes, some a foot high, like someone was baking a cake and the stove exploded. You can&amp;#039;t roll a cart over these deposits. There are no landmarks, the sun is starting to go down, and now the jeep track we&amp;#039;ve been following is making a sharp turn back toward the ocean. We barely get half a kilometer before the track peters out. I stop in frustration. But Jeff keeps going, wrenching his cart over the smaller salt deposits. &amp;quot;You&amp;#039;re going off into nowhere,&amp;quot; I shout. He doesn&amp;#039;t stop. I decide to try another small path, or maybe it&amp;#039;s just a gap between a series of salt deposits. It also has the virtue of going straight toward the tracks. Jeff turns around and follows me. But soon the salt deposits close in, the wheels of our carts catching. Finally, I&amp;#039;m ready to admit defeat. &amp;quot;You&amp;#039;re just following me into another form of nowhere.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;But it&amp;#039;s your nowhere,&amp;quot; he says. I have to admit, I did like my illusion of a path better just because it was mine. Now I feel responsible for all its defects. Being the leader sucks. &amp;quot;I don&amp;#039;t like my nowhere any better than your nowhere,&amp;quot; I say, and we both laugh and the tension eases.  DAY EIGHT This morning when I woke up, groggy in my sleeping bag, I asked Jeff if it was Tuesday or Wednesday. &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s Friday,&amp;quot; he said. But I feel good. I&amp;#039;m proud that I cooked the last four meals, I&amp;#039;m finally carrying equal weight, I&amp;#039;m relying on Jeff&amp;#039;s encouragement less and less. He takes a reading with his altimeter. We have climbed 945 meters, he says. Talk about mutability! Talk about the rawness of the road! Maybe this is why Jeff is so sensitive. Maybe this is why he can&amp;#039;t stop traveling. Food now seems overwhelming. Half a cup of ramen is too rich. When Jeff gives me the core of his apple, I eat it right down to the seeds, snuffling at it like an animal. This is what the desert does to you. The emptiness is so large, the smallest pleasure is an intoxication. Walking by my side in the moonlight as we muscle our carts through the ruts and dust, Jeff keeps on talking and talking, one tale after another about life and love and grabbing that magic moment when the universe calls. I remember a time in Berkeley at a famous restaurant called Chez Panisse, eating at a long wooden table with a bunch of other people, and there was this woman with tangled black hair and the angular face of a bohemian poet and suddenly I was just one big beating heart. Did you ever see Doctor Zhivago? I ask him, when Zhivago and Lara meet for the last time at the abandoned dacha that&amp;#039;s frozen in ice? That sense of glory and loss? Exalting and heartbreaking at the same time? I actually did get her number and called her a couple of times. I think she felt it too, but I was married and I just let it slide. But I remember that feeling, like life distilled down to its essence for one shining moment. Jeff responds eagerly. &amp;quot;Some people would drag it down into the dirt and say, &amp;#039;This is wrong because you&amp;#039;re married, you should respect this or that.&amp;#039; I ignore all of that because to me, that&amp;#039;s sacred\u2014it&amp;#039;s like God. There&amp;#039;s something beautiful there. I think it&amp;#039;s appropriate to respond to it.&amp;quot; Yeah, we&amp;#039;ve been over this. But thinking of it in the context of that woman reminds me of the pain you open yourself to when you choose to respond. No wonder most people retreat behind safe borders. Sometimes God is an angry God. But that feels lousy too. &amp;quot;Now you&amp;#039;ve got me thinking about that woman,&amp;quot; I grumble. Jeff stops. It&amp;#039;s an abandoned boxcar that looks a thousand years old, the wood so weathered it&amp;#039;s become part of the desert instead of a man-made thing. We explore the boxcar, feeling blissful. It&amp;#039;s such a good feeling to arrive, especially at a place that seems so abandoned and lost to time, like exploring a lost ruin of a forgotten empire. DAY NINE Alone again, I walk without thinking, putting one foot in front of the other and listening to the steady thump of my feet. The sun sets and I glimpse the lights of what must be Estaci\u00F3n Valencia in the distance, nestled just beneath a dramatic rise of mountains that extend all the way to the white alpine peaks of the Andes. At that moment I see the moonlight glinting on the railroad tracks and an idea hits me\u2014why not walk on the railroad tracks? The space between the ties is filled with dirt, the surface would be almost level. And the rails look close enough together for my wheels to fit over them. So I drag my cart up one last berm. And when I get there, it works, my wheels fit over the tracks and roll easily. Giddy with triumph and delight, I start to walk. Up above, I can see the moon rising above the mountains. The moonlight gleams on the rails, turning them into two golden lines that point straight at Valencia Station. The sky is thick with stars that tremble in the cold light. Yes! I charge along, as blissful as I&amp;#039;ve ever been. Yes! The golden tracks running in such perfect symmetry are my path, my own path at last. Yes! Yes! Yes! But just as I&amp;#039;m congratulating myself for figuring out the technical problem that Jeff in his magnificent brute will could not figure out, I follow my beautiful golden rails into a narrow canyon and realize that if a train came along, I would get smashed to little pieces along with my cart. There might be enough space and time to throw the cart down the berm and jump after it, but up ahead there&amp;#039;s a sharp curve and no guarantee a train won&amp;#039;t come suddenly rushing around it. Should I turn back? No, I decide, I&amp;#039;ll stick to what I chose. I hustle along as fast as I can, my heart in my mouth. The canyon goes on longer than I thought and I get winded, but I don&amp;#039;t dare slow down. And finally I get around the curve and there&amp;#039;s no train and I go a little farther\u2014and there, from the top of the rise, I see Estaci\u00F3n Valencia. Yes! Yes! Yes! I haven&amp;#039;t been fair to Jeff, I realize. When he said nature was his God, the words just didn&amp;#039;t register with me because I don&amp;#039;t believe in God and have never really felt the mystic wonder of nature before. But I&amp;#039;m feeling it now. It&amp;#039;s a taste of something I don&amp;#039;t understand, a little frightening for reasons I don&amp;#039;t understand, but right now, in this beautiful moment, I feel exalted. Maybe I&amp;#039;ll keep going after all. God, what a perfect moon. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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