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"Yep, it&amp;#x27;s that time again; I&amp;#x27;ve been shuddering so frequently in the last several weeks that I must get a few things off my chest. Beware, I&amp;#x27;m going to be harsh. Chinos. I just hate them, for no good reason. Even worse: when they&amp;#x27;re embroidered with preppy animals or pineapples. Flip-flops. In France, they call them &amp;quot;chausseurs de bain,&amp;quot; meaning &amp;quot;bath shoes.&amp;quot; Shouldn&amp;#x27;t we take that as a hint? Date tops. Don&amp;#x27;t even get me started on these spangled, spaghetti-straped concoctions (or the men who love them, for that matter). Faux-vintage t-shirts, emblazoned with imaginary logos. If you&amp;#x27;ve gotta pay big bucks to feign having gone somewhere cool, well, save the money and actually GO somewhere. Flesh-toned hosiery. Unless your doctor has put you on a strict support-hose regimen, just Don&amp;#x27;t. Ever. Please. Whew; I feel better already. Where do you guys stand on these trends? Any to add?"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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