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" Give Pizza Hut credit for knowing its audience. Today, the company famous for grease and cheese-covered rubber slabs loved by millions of undiscerning palates, launched a new Xbox Live app allowing gamers to order food with their console. The app lets users choose toppings with their controllers, voice input or Kinect gestures, then sends the order to the nearest Pizza Hut, which brings the pizza right the gamer&amp;#039;s front door. No phone calls, no internet, no leaving the Xbox.  This partnerships represents a revolution in gamer convenience that portends great things for Xbox&amp;#039;s ability to keep lazy kids from ever leaving the warm glow of their console-connected TV. Here are some ideas for their next innovations:   An Excel app: Synergy! Microsoft makes Excel and the Xbox, so why not create an app for the first allowing it to run on the second? That would prevent gamers with jobs from turning off the Xbox and going to work. &amp;quot;You need the Henderson Report by five, boss? Allow me to complete it with Kinect gestures, all without leaving the couch.&amp;quot;  A sleep-inducing app: Leaving the living room, putting in an ocean sounds CD, brushing your teeth--the rituals of going to sleep are exhausting. Xbox could save gamers some grief by inventing a sleep-inducing app that gamers turn on when they need to catch a little shut eye. Everyone wins when Xbox further infiltrates their users&amp;#039; lives and gamers get sleep without leaving the couch.  A pee-powered controller: The current iteration of wireless Xbox controllers requires AA batteries or a rechargeable battery pack. The current iteration of indoor plumbing requires using a toilet. Xbox can save gamers valuable time by releasing a system that collects a their pee and uses it to power the controllers. Two birds dead without ever leaving the couch.  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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