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"   Oh , Kanye (West): what in god&amp;#039;s name are you wearing. Oh, Prince Harry: I love you. I have to give it to men in this city\u2014they generally tend to be a well-dressed group. No other place in the country spits out as many power-suit-wearing or hipster-designer-denim-rocking dandies as NYC. But! This is not to say I haven&amp;#039;t dated/witnessed my fair share of Y-chromosome fashion disasters. A little run-down from recent memory:  Surfer dude ambling up to a lower-east-side restaurant to meet me a couple of months ago in a neon purple/pink/white striped, oversized button-down made out of HEMP and bought off the street at some fair in the city. And this is his favorite shirt. I kid you not.  College buddy Pierre rocking madras plaid Bermuda shorts in a myriad of easter-egg colors with a bright Tylenol-pink polo. The sheer, unadulterated preppiness of the man never fails to stun me.  Random guy at Pete&amp;#039;s Tavern wearing skin-tight jeans with a faux-vintage, skin-tight t-shirt. Also, chains. As in, necklaces around his neck. Like, more than one.  But not even all the neon hemp and man-jewelry in the known universe could begin to compete with what Kanye&amp;#039;s got on his face. Apparently, he had these puppies custom-made so that he could be the only one in the world to wear them (thank god for small miracles). Has he literally gone insane?? Even more puzzling\u2014how does he see???  I do have to admit though, it&amp;#039;s kind of funny. Hysterically funny, actually.  Any memorable/hysterical fashion moments with the menfolk in your lives?  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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