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"  Ahh Facebook, our love/hate relationship with you grows stronger every day. Sure, you allow us to stalk new crushes and ogle friend&amp;#039;s friend&amp;#039;s friend&amp;#039;s vacation photos. But you also make it really damn hard to get over an ex! And you inundate us with information we just don&amp;#039;t give a crap about. Thankfully, now there&amp;#039;s a song that perfectly expresses our frustration with the &amp;#039;book. It&amp;#039;s called &amp;quot;Facebook is a Stupid Idiot&amp;quot; and it&amp;#039;s written and performed by David Ippolito... So hilarious, right?! David told us that the song was actually inspired by a true story. A friend suggested he get on Facebook and, though David was hesitant at first, he finally caved and started an account. &amp;quot;I was friending everybody and accepting every friend request,&amp;quot; he said, &amp;quot;Then one day there&amp;#039;s this picture that pops up of my ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend with her arms around his neck and her lips on his.&amp;quot; Not long after, David had lunch with the friend who told him to get on Facebook in the first place. &amp;quot;I just told him Facebook is a stupid idiot. He started laughing and I thought, Well, there&amp;#039;s my new song.&amp;quot; If David does a remix of the song, here are a few thing he must include: users who post clearly unflattering photos of other people, couples who write shmoopy comments on each other&amp;#039;s walls, and those really annoying Facebookers who post uber vague updates like &amp;quot;ugh&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;yay&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;can&amp;#039;t believe it!&amp;quot; just so their friends respond and press for details. If you want us to know, just share! If you&amp;#039;re looking for a way to kill time on your first day back at work after a long weekend (we won&amp;#039;t tell your boss), check out the ThatGuitarMan YouTube channel for more of David&amp;#039;s videos and his Website thatguitarman.com. And while you&amp;#039;re at it, friend him on Facebook. (&amp;quot;The irony is not lost on me,&amp;quot; he told us.) What is the most annoying thing people do on Facebook? "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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