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"  Note: This post comes with a trigger warning for everyone who loves cake. It&amp;#039;s a tough read, and there are photos. And if you don&amp;#039;t love cake, just by the way, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? So Prince Harry lookalike Matthew Hicks (currently &amp;quot;starring&amp;quot; in FOX&amp;#039;s reality show I Wanna Marry Harry) popped up for a promotional appearance at a special event at a mall in California this week. That event? A &amp;quot;Wedding Ring Cake Dive,&amp;quot; which saw 11 women and a man desperately clawing their way through an oversize wedding-style cake, hoping to find the wedding ring hidden inside. Look away now if you don&amp;#039;t want to see this beautiful cake get RUINED: True fact: If I lived in Santa Monica, I would have attended this event and would have, instead of looking for the ring, piled as much cake as possible into my pockets and then run away somewhere private to eat it. Alternately, I just would have lain down on the ground and let the other contestants cover me in the cake, burial-style. It&amp;#039;s what the cake would have wanted, given its own impending doom. Another true fact: If someone proposed to me with a ring they found in a giant cake but didn&amp;#039;t actually give me any of said giant cake, I would turn them down. Anyway, though none of the heartless, cake-wrecking contestants actually dove into the cake, they certainly pulled it apart with gusto. Here are a bunch of GIFs of the spectacle, which are liable to make your stomach and/or heart ache. It&amp;#039;s almost too much:          The part where the top tiers fall over is the saddest; I like to think the camerawork is choppy because the cameraman is tearing up. Now, the all-important ring was hidden in its box, at least, which presumably helped a little. And eventually one lucky lady, Brittney Gibson,\u00A0found it. She then got to pose with faux-Harry and her prize.  Nobody should feel good about this story, though, not even Brittney Gibson. Because every time good cake is wasted, a kitten cries. Follow Alex on  Twitter. Photo credit: Getty Images; Splash News "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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