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"Thanks to a shady little shout-out in its latest issue, Allure magazine has incurred the snarky wrath of Lauren Conrad. Look for her next craft project to involve shredding copies of the magazine, that&amp;#039;s all I&amp;#039;m saying. In an otherwise innocuous &amp;quot;Beauty and the Beat&amp;quot; feature, Allure ran a photo of Lauren next to the &amp;quot;Basic&amp;quot; category, describing her, at least by inference, as &amp;quot;remarkably unremarkable.&amp;quot; And Lauren didn&amp;#039;t like that \u2014 or the frumpy hairstyle they&amp;#039;d ascribed to her \u2014 at all:    I definitely just got called a basic b*tch! Haha! Sausage curls!? Really @Allure_magazine? pic.twitter.com/m7CsNqvU0Z \u2014 Lauren Conrad (@LaurenConrad) July 21, 2014   &amp;quot;SAUSAGE CURLS?&amp;quot; you can imagine Lauren shouting down the phone to a lawyer. &amp;quot;THEY SAID I HAD SAUSAGE CURLS!&amp;quot; Her people then have to break the bad news that this slur doesn&amp;#039;t quite constitute libel, which is a shame. Despite being called out in Lauren&amp;#039;s tweet, however, Allure has yet to comment/tweet back a cute emoji to make it all better. Besides, blurring out your fellow celebs mentioned in the piece courtesy of an Instagram filter is kind of a basic thing to do, right? Follow Alex on  Twitter. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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