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"  Kris Jenner popped up on an Australian radio show this morning and gamely dealt with the only question that matters regarding last month&amp;#039;s Kimye wedding extravaganza: What&amp;#039;s the deal with Beyonc\u00E9&amp;#039;s no-show? Well, sort of. Kris says, you see, that\u00A0Beyonc\u00E9&amp;#039;s presence &amp;quot;was the last thing on anyone&amp;#039;s mind.&amp;quot; If you&amp;#039;d been there, she added, you&amp;#039;d have known that. Right now Beyonc\u00E9&amp;#039;s all like:  Because, really, it&amp;#039;s too much. Kris continued to say,\u00A0&amp;quot;[T]here was so much commotion and excitement, I never really gave that a second thought.&amp;quot; This is clearly untrue for a whole host of reasons, including because it&amp;#039;s Beyonc\u00E9, duh, and also because you need to have an accurate count of the guests at your daughter&amp;#039;s wedding so you don&amp;#039;t have to pay the caterers for food no one&amp;#039;s going to eat.\u00A0 If you&amp;#039;re wondering what that loud wailing noise is, it&amp;#039;s Blue Ivy, because telling crazy blatant lies like this makes baby Blue cry. RELATED: OK, So Now Beyonc\u00E9 Wishes Kim and Kanye &amp;quot;A Lifetime of Unconditional Love&amp;quot; Follow Alex on  Twitter. Photo credit: Peter Kramer / NBC NewsWire via Getty Images "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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