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"The Jersey Shore prank war rages on!\r\nAfter Vinny Guadagnino played a practical joke on roommate Nicole &amp;quot;Snooki&amp;quot; Polizzi on last week&amp;apos;s episode, his pal Mike &amp;quot;The Situation&amp;quot; Sorrentino decides to get in on the fun.\r\n\r\nWhen Snooki and Deena Cortese want to go out to New Jersey nightclub Jenks, Sorrentino offers to call them a cab.\r\n&amp;quot;If you&amp;apos;re going to do a prank, you really have to get somebody good,&amp;quot; Sorrentino says, as he dispatches a taxi -- to take them to New York City&amp;apos;s Times Square!\r\n&amp;quot;It&amp;apos;s on me -- I&amp;apos;m paying for the taxi. I&amp;apos;ll meet you guys there,&amp;quot; he says. (Watch a sneak preview clip above)\r\n\r\nThe girls flip when they realize they&amp;apos;ve been duped.\r\n&amp;quot;We just realized that Mike just sent Team Meatballs to the city,&amp;quot; Cortese snipes in the car as the cityscape comes into view. &amp;quot;I am pissed beyond belief and this is the last straw.&amp;quot;\r\nHer roommate is far more enraged.\r\n\r\n&amp;quot;Dude, I will never talk to that f--king kid ever again,&amp;quot; Snooki fumes. &amp;quot;I swear on my f--king cat&amp;apos;s grave that I will never talk to him ever again. This is f--ked up and it&amp;apos;s not funny anymore.&amp;quot;\r\nFind out Snooki and The Situation resolve their differences when Jersey Shore airs Thursday at 10 p.m. (EST) on MTV.\r\nBy Allison Corneau for UsMagazine.com. For more Channel Surfing, click here."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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