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"Nicole &#8220;Snooki&#8221; Polizzi has a lifestyle most guidettes dream about. But can she help it if she was born to love fake tans and juiceheads? In this must-have guide to being a guidette, America&#8217;s favorite pint-sized princess shares her secrets for ROCKING it, Jersey-style. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to arm yourself with bronzer, a tease comb, and makeup brushes and join the Snooki Style Revolution. When guidettes march in, people notice. It&#8217;s the attitude. The boldness. The sex appeal. The tan. The serious shortage of hairspray in the surrounding area. You have to experiment in life, or you&#8217;ll be boring. From her top twenty-five rules for being a guidette, to her smushable makeup and skin secrets, to her rules on Snookin&#8217; for love, Snooki&#8217;s sickest tips and advice for friggin&#8217; owning it are all here, along with hundreds of full color photographs and the official Snictionary for easy reference. But that&#8217;s not all. There&#8217;s a lot more to the diminutive reality star than what you see on TV. Snooki shares her obsessions (her bed, Viva Glam Gaga bright pink lipstick, sci-fi movies) and some juicy behind-the-Shore secrets (which season was her favorite, what it was like to wake up in a jail cell in season two, why the house smells like alcohol and dog&#8217;s butt). For everything else, you&#8217;ll just have to read the book! Being a guidette princess is about being yourself, doing what you want, and trying to have a good time wherever you are. So strap yourselves in, bitches! And get ready for the ride. *** It&#8217;s the Snooki Style Revolution, bitches! &#8220;My biggest nightmare is waking up pale. Or without eyelashes.&#8221; &#8220;A guidette has to know how to have fun anywhere. Like, if you&#8217;re stuck in a cardboard box, you have to rock it.&#8221; &#8220;LOVE my slippers. It&#8217;s like wearing beds on your feet.&#8221; &#8220;If you can smell hair gel from a mile away, it signals guido mating season.&#8221; &#8220;I like to wear so many accessories that people are confused.&#8221; &#8220;Guidettes are born with attitude. It doesn&#8217;t matter if you&#8217;re tall, skinny, round, or a Smurf, or what your background is, we put on our bronzer and we fricken rock our princess status. Like, get out of our way, we don&#8217;t care what you think. Unless you&#8217;re a mirror.&#8221;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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