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"  It has been a very good week for the nation to recall how lucky it was not to have elected John McCain president of the United States in 2008. This is not because McCain ran a bad campaign in a tough year, though he did. This is not even because the party to which John McCain belongs already was showing signs of the prion disease that now has eaten through the higher functions of its collective brain, though it has. This is because, in his desperate (and vain) attempt to reconcile with a demented political party energized solely through a conservative movement long removed to Bedlam, John McCain unleashed into the public discourse a remarkable collection of dimwits and mountebanks who plague us even unto this day, while McCain is off spooning with his new pals Senator Kelly (The Metternich Of Manchester) Ayotte and Senator Huckleberry J. Butchmeup at the soda fountain of the Blow Up The Brown People Cafe. For example, here&amp;#039;s Princess Dumbass of the Northwoods, who McCain decided was the only person besides himself that the nation should trust with its nuclear codes. She has some word-like utterances to share on the topic of the unfolding scandal within the Department Of Veterans Affairs. (See also: &amp;quot;Antifreeze, Things In Politico That Make Me Want To Guzzle, Part The Infinity.&amp;quot;): &amp;quot;In many respects, illegal aliens in our country today are receiving better health care, more benefits than our troops,&amp;quot; Palin said in an interview on Thursday with FOX&amp;#039;s &amp;quot;Hannity&amp;quot; at the Republican Leadership Conference...&amp;quot;And that is what government-run health care will result in,&amp;quot; Palin said. &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s inefficient, it takes away choices and isn&amp;#039;t it ironic that those who are willing to sacrifice all, to put their lives, to allow freedom of choices ... they&amp;#039;re the ones getting screwed by the VA.&amp;quot; Is it necessary to point out that we don&amp;#039;t have &amp;quot;government-run&amp;quot; health care in this country, nor are we likely to have it in the near future. And here&amp;#039;s Sam Wurzelbacher, whom McCain designated as the Voice Of The Workin&amp;#039; Man, snaking his brain-drain on the purpose of firearms in a functioning democracy. Today, Wurzelbacher lectured the rest of America about guns, which he claimed &amp;quot;are mostly for hunting down politicians who would actively seek to take your freedoms and liberty away from you, Google &amp;#039;Hitler, Mao, Kim Jung Il, Castro, Stalin&amp;#039; just for starters.&amp;quot; May we introduce you, Sam, to 18 U.S. Code 115:  (1) Whoever-  (A) assaults, kidnaps, or murders, or attempts or conspires to kidnap or murder, or threatens to assault, kidnap or murder a member of the immediate family of a United States official, a United States judge, a Federal law enforcement officer, or an official whose killing would be a crime under section1114 of this title; or (B) threatens to assault, kidnap, or murder, a United States official, a United States judge, a Federal law enforcement officer, or an official whose killing would be a crime under such section... A threat made in violation of this section shall be punished by a fine under this title or imprisonment for a term of not more than 10 years, or both, except that imprisonment for a threatened assault shall not exceed 6 years.   John McCain -- King Of The Dipshits. Thanks, John. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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