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"Have some crumbling IKEA furniture in your basement that you've been trying to ditch for three years? That's exactly what Craigslist is for (and questionable rideshare requests, of course). \nBut between creating an irresistible listing and haggling for a better price, getting your items to sell on the site is an uphill battle.\nSee also: 12 WTF Free Items on Craigslist\nIn this Sunday comic, Nitrozac and Snaggy of The Joy of Tech provide eight, easy-to-follow steps to get your junk sold on Craigslist. \nTurns out, half the battle is just not getting murdered. \n\nBONUS: 115 Absurd Craigslist Missed Connections \n\n\n15 Absurd Craigslist Missed Connections\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n1. Attraction at first Cajun Tot. Love at first fart.\n\n\nImage:  Imgur, oscaryippy\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n2. This is how to be a heart breaker. \n\n\nImage:  Craigslist\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n3. You shoplifted my heart. \n\n\nImage:  Imgur, thecameronhunt\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n4. My knight in shining armor. \n\n\nImage:  Imgur, vicki172\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n5. How poetic: \"Normally I wouldn't let a girl shit all over my things and put a dent in my car until we've gotten on a first name basis.\"\n\n\nImage:  Craigslist\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n6. Tough love is real love. \n\n\nImage:  Imgur, Makrodan\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n7. Oh maaaaaaaaaan.\n\n\nImage:  Craigslist\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n8. Don't worry, it happens to all of us. \n\n\nImage:  Imgur, GlowingInTheDark\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n9. A modern day Shakespeare we got here. \n\n\nImage:  Imgur, craigthecactus\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n10. Meeting you would be quite magical, of the occult fashion. \n\n\nImage:  Craigslist\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n11. I love a man who knows how to sneak a horse into lodging. \n\n\nImage:  Imgur, radeona\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n12. Doctor who? \n\n\nImage:  Reddit, TheSophist87\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n13. But does she turn back into a regular pumpkin at midnight? \n\n\nImage:  Imgur, theguythatateyourdog\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n14. My love for you is even hotter than Taco Bell's Fire Sauce. \n\n\nImage:  Craigslist\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n15. Love will hit you like a raptor tackling you through a MegaCon aisle. \n\n\nImage:  Imgur, dobsonFly\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHomepage image: Mashable composite. Image via iStockphoto, Alashi. Comic illustration provided by The Joy of Tech. Published with permission; all rights reserved."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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