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"  Remember the guy who was born without a penis? Well, Andrew Wardle&amp;#039;s back and rejoicing in the fact he&amp;#039;ll have a full-fledged pecker in his pants come summer, when surgeons take the skin from his arm and form a &amp;quot;wired up,&amp;quot; fully functional penis.  As you may remember, his lack of a penis hasn&amp;#039;t kept him from playing the field: He claims he&amp;#039;s slept with over 100 women. But as you might imagine, not all of them were happy. The 39-year-old had some interesting stories to tell about his dating past, which you can only imagine has been peppered with some tales of member-less woe.  Wardle, whose bladder formed outside of his body causing his predicament, said one women got so mad when he told her he wasn&amp;#039;t packing anything downstairs, she literally punched him. &amp;quot;I guess she was angry as she felt like I had lied but it&amp;#039;s not something you can say right away,&amp;quot; the Brit told the hosts of U.K&amp;#039;s &amp;quot;This Morning.&amp;quot; This obviously wasn&amp;#039;t the most sensitive way to deal with the disappointment of finding out your boyfriend couldn&amp;#039;t fulfill your needs (or at least the ones you had in mind), but imagine yourself in Andrew&amp;#039;s (ex) girlfriend&amp;#039;s stilletos. Things are going great, you&amp;#039;re about to get busy, and\u2014POOF! No penis. I&amp;#039;m not sure it&amp;#039;s grounds for knocking the poor guy out, but it must have sucked to be down a penis.  And now the mystery woman is also, obviously, down a boyfriend: Andrew reports he&amp;#039;s in a happy, supportive relationship with a woman named Frieda who will be able to reap the rewards of his newfound arm penis after this summer and a round of three surgeries. Sounds like a very happy\u2014and sexy\u2014ending! Want more sexy stories from Carson? Follow her on Twitter. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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