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"  What did we learn in Episode 3? Keith is a bad-ass gay Mormon who is not full of himself at all. Kenley is not nearly as sweet as she pretends. And Stella was originally cast for Cher&amp;#039;s part in Moonstruck. Oh. And Blayne desperately wants skin cancer, and even more desperately wants to invent Project Runway&amp;#039;s next catch phrase.   With a great challenge underway (an inspirational challenge based on photos of NYC at night) the Mood virgins shop for fabric. Stella and her tough-chick attitude delivers like Domino&amp;#039;s. I always wondered what happened to Leather Tuscadero. Blayne could care less, trying anything but making a good dress to get camera time. Suede is still talking about himself in the third person. Does he need medication? Is that bracelet he wears from an Institution? Keith &amp;quot;I wanna be the winner&amp;quot; is gonna get it for his Holly Hobbie gets caught in the shredder dress. Emily is confused, and others are doubting her design (but not as much as she is). Notice during her Tim visit the ominous music of doom. Uh oh. Not good. Side note on the Tim visits: a rare glimpse of Tim&amp;#039;s neck! Shocking! And a new low in catch-phrase pandering\u2013getting Tim to say, &amp;quot;Holla atcha boy!&amp;quot; Grotesque. I wonder what reality show Blayne will be on next. Pre-runway glimpses made me think Kenley, Blayne, Emily and Keith would have trouble. I thought the tops would be Leanne and Suede. Runway excitement, Heidi&amp;#039;s in leopard! Sandra Bernhard! (Huh?) Tonight&amp;#039;s the night we learn Blayne has a serious case of Santino syndrome. You can make seriously ugly stuff and your &amp;quot;outrageous&amp;quot; personality keeps you on the show. And not only did Kenley&amp;#039;s Miami print go-go bubble atrocity not lose, it won. I will borrow Nina&amp;#039;s devastating runway slashing phrase: &amp;quot;No comment.&amp;quot; I want to see devastatingly original fashion design, not student work. I think that right about now there are a whole bunch of people watching this season saying, &amp;quot;I coulda done better than that.&amp;quot; No comment. Seeya soon, Chris "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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