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"As far as I am concerned, it&amp;#x27;s virtually impossible to not love my new kitten on sight, but before I got her I was warned by some of my guy friends that it would put off potential dates and indicate that I was a &amp;quot;cat lady&amp;quot; (see: sad single woman, crone, hag, cronehag). Coincidentally, there was a piece on Jezebel recently by A.J. Daulerio that concurred with this line of thought, except it used way harsher language. To Mr. Daulerio and co., I submit a rousing &amp;quot;go f*ck yourself.&amp;quot; Without further ado, here are my counterpoints to certain male issues with cats. Yes, I also like dogs. People can like both. This is generally how humans work. I am very sorry you have allergies. That sucks. I got a bikini wax, eyebrow wax, and occasionally wear heels for you. I think you can handle popping a Benadryl. If you are into me, you will do this and you will like it. If you are the kind of person who equates a species of animal ownership with a lack of sexual activity because it&amp;#x27;s a common trope &amp;quot;on TV&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;in Cathy comic strips,&amp;quot; we have absolutely nothing in common. I am about as likely to apologize for my cat as you are for your penis size. Have you considered that perhaps your issue with cats is that they are self-sufficient, aloof, don&amp;#x27;t shower you with unconditional affection and sometimes ignore you? Again, I am not the person you should be dating. If you do not think that the image above is very cute, you&amp;#x27;re the Long Island Serial Killer. Isn&amp;#x27;t she adorable? Do any of you have a cat/boyfriend &amp;quot;situation&amp;quot;? How did you deal with it? More on cats: *Cuddling Dog and Cat Is Officially Proof That the Internet Loves Us All *Good Morning! Also, Cute Cats *This Cat Has An English Accent!"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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