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"Dear Andy Cohen, we implore you to give Milania Giudice her own spinoff. Like, yesterday. During a photo shoot at her home to showcase her new Fabulicious Desserts, Teresa Giudice wants some snapshots with her kids. Milania, who&amp;apos;s so hyper she behaves like she ate all the desserts, isn&amp;#x2019;t having it.\r\n\r\n&amp;quot;Pictures, pictures, pictures,&amp;quot; she yells. When the photographer physically carries Milania and places her next to Teresa, she screams, &amp;quot;Get your dirty hands off of me!&amp;quot; She then steals the photographer&amp;apos;s camera and declares, &amp;quot;You&amp;apos;re a butthole. That&amp;apos;s your new name.&amp;quot; Ahh! A star is born.\r\nSpeaking of stars, remember when Kim Wayans played Benita Butrell on Fox&amp;apos;s 90s sketch show In Living Color? She was the neighborhood busybody who trash-talked her friends, then added, &amp;quot;but I ain&amp;apos;t one to gossip, so you ain&amp;apos;t heard that from me.&amp;quot;&amp;#xA0;\r\n\r\nIn a nutshell, that&amp;apos;s Amber Marchese. En route to Teresa&amp;apos;s house to taste the desserts, Amber complains to Melissa Gorga about the twins bringing too many guests to her Harvest Party. On a roll, she then tells Melissa that she &amp;quot;heard through the grapevine&amp;quot; that Nicole Napolitano and her ex-husband split up because she &amp;quot;broke up&amp;quot; a family. That&amp;apos;s where she gets all Benita Butrell, declaring, &amp;quot;I don&amp;apos;t want to be too much of a gossiper, but&amp;#x2026;&amp;quot;&amp;#xA0;\r\nWhen Amber and Melissa arrive, Teresa decides to blindfold her sister-in-law and make her guess what she&amp;apos;s eating. &amp;quot;Don&amp;apos;t feed me poison,&amp;quot; Melissa deadpans to her former rival. Moments later, Amber&amp;#x2014;who has met Teresa once prior&amp;#x2014;breaks down in sobs, telling her how sorry she is for her legal situation. Dina Manzo, also on hand for the tasting, is skeptical. &amp;quot;It always gets on my nerves when someone new comes along and tries to get all emotional about what she&amp;apos;s going through,&amp;quot; says Dina. &amp;quot;Is she acting?&amp;quot;\r\n\r\nShe certainly has experience. At Casa Marchese, Amber and her family discuss the next commercial they&amp;apos;ll film for Amber&amp;apos;s husband&amp;apos;s mortgage company. (&amp;quot;He&amp;apos;s the presidency of a mortgage company,&amp;quot; says Amber, giving Teresa a run for her money in the language-mangling department.) Cue this deliciously cheesy commercial. \r\nDina&amp;apos;s medium James Van Praagh is equally entertaining: Dina hosts the psychic and Teresa at her house for a reading. Explains Dina, &amp;quot;He has a very comforting way of letting people know what to expect.&amp;quot; Cut to James telling Teresa her husband will most likely serve time behind bars. Yes, how comforting!&amp;#xA0;\r\n\r\nOn a shopping trip with the twins&amp;#x2014;&amp;#xA0;Teresa Aprea and Nicole&amp;#x2014;Melissa decides to give them a heads up that their so-called friend Amber is trashing them. &amp;quot;She has a lot to say behind everyone&amp;apos;s back,&amp;quot; says Melissa, who reveals Amber claimed Nicole broke up a family. Cue the Best. Meltdown. Ever. The twins flee the store&amp;#x2014;wearing clothes they have not yet paid for&amp;#x2014;to drive to Amber&amp;apos;s house to confront her.\r\nWhen they arrive, they see through a window that the children are still awake, and they have a change of heart. &amp;quot;It&amp;apos;s not the right time in front of the children,&amp;quot; Nicole says. &amp;quot;But this isn&amp;apos;t over.&amp;quot;\r\nTell Us: Do you think Amber is a troublemaker?"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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