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"   Dear Eduardo, Why do dudes\u2026 1. Get your number/ buy you a drink/send you a text when they&amp;#039;re married or have a girlfriend, only to tell you that they are married or have a girlfriend when you actually respond? \u00A1\u00D1o, nena! Que clase de hijo de puta. &amp;quot;When he says he has a girlfriend, you should say\u2026&amp;quot;I hope you don&amp;#039;t give her herpes.&amp;quot; Guys who do this are miserable people. They probably: have a two-inch &amp;quot;package&amp;quot;, a severe inferiority complex, and a desire to pay Thai Ladyboys to spank them with a gag ball in their mouth. This person is hoping you are in a similar pathetic situation, so that the two of you can mutually destroy your partners as you pull them through the ringer. If you make plans to see this person, I recommend taking a boxing class first so you can break his teeth. There is also a slight possibility that he&amp;#039;s not that bad of a guy and just wanted to be flirtatious and test out his &amp;quot;game&amp;quot;, seeing if his weapons of mass attraction are still ginsu-knife sharp. But that&amp;#039;s still pretty weak. 2. Act all excited and tell you your awesome after one date\u2026only to never call, email, text or attempt to contact you in any way afterward? This one could be an array of different things. - He wasn&amp;#039;t really feeling it as much as you thought, but your martini-hazed enjoyment blinded you a bit.  - He met someone else that he felt stronger for (or sluttier with) in between - He thought you were really sweet and nice, but the idea of pursuing you seems like too much effort because he&amp;#039;s ultimately just trying to &amp;quot;get it in.&amp;quot;  \u2013He&amp;#039;s currently on/off with his main squeeze and you caught him at the crux. The next day she sent him a nudey pic and he was instantaneously thrown off the wagon.  Regardless what the reasons are, similar or different, the answer is the same. The best thing you can do is to forget about it. 3. Continue to pursue relentlessly even when you&amp;#039;ve rejected him, and he&amp;#039;s subsequently called you a cold, evil beeyatch? Well, the pursuit is what we do best. We walk around with a spear that hangs out our pelvic area; we can&amp;#039;t help but hunt. Now each hunter has their own technique, some better than others. If he&amp;#039;s as dumb as a &amp;quot;cave man&amp;quot; (sorry Geico Cro-Magnon) he will use violent words to mask his pain in hopes to weaken you, make you more vulnerable, figuratively hit you over the head with a club, and bring you back. Ignore his ass if he&amp;#039;s mean. Mean people don&amp;#039;t deserve explanations or sympathy. If he likes you he should be caring about your happiness along with his. Saying childish and hurtful things while pursing you is contradictory to getting you back. He misses you, but is going about it the wrong way. He hasn&amp;#039;t had enough time to get over you. When he tries to reach out to you after having called you a cold bitch, say, &amp;quot;If you want me back, calling me a bitch or anything else mean isn&amp;#039;t going to get you anywhere, with that said, I&amp;#039;m here to listen pero si empieces con los malditos te cuelgo.&amp;quot; "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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