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"  1. One of those full-body, painted-on costumes. Someone spills a cocktail and you could have a major wardrobe malfunction. 2. The Snuggie. Sure, you&amp;#039;d be warm and cozy all night, but there&amp;#039;s no way you&amp;#039;re getting any action in that thing. Unless your guy is part of the outfit and you both go as the Snuggie Sutra. Good luck practicing &amp;quot;The Manket&amp;quot; in public. 3. Any type of Lycra catsuit. Not only is peeing a challenge, you&amp;#039;ll also have perpetual camel toe. 4. Elin Nordegren. The blonde wig and golf club is bound to be plentiful in costume shops this year, but please resist the urge to keep this story going.  5. Paris Hilton. Nothing says classy like a mysterious white substance on your nose. Don&amp;#039;t forget to tell people it&amp;#039;s just gum. 6. Anything edible. You may think it&amp;#039;s cute to sew candy necklaces or gummy rings to your outfit, but it&amp;#039;s probably best to save &amp;quot;Suck for a Buck&amp;quot; games for bachelorette parties. 7. A pun. It may seem clever, but explaining yourself is going to get irritating after the 16th person asks you what your costume is.  8. Sarah Palin is still making headlines with her daughter&amp;#039;s Dancing With the Stars debut and feisty Facebook updates, but dressing up as the former governor of Alaska is so last year. 9. A sexy nurse, maid, or cop...in an XXS. We get it: You want to show some skin. Play it safe with one of our five naughty costume ideas and go with the XS. You&amp;#039;re going to freeze either way. Now check out the 10 Best Halloween Costumes to Wear This Year! "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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