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"   Earlier this month, we posted 17 rules for being a lady, at least according to tweeters using the hash tag #WomenLawViolation. And today, we&amp;#039;re sharing 17 rules for being a good guy, also according to tweeters (this time using the hash tag #LawsMenShouldFollow). Read them below then add your own in the comments. &amp;quot;Stop emotionally playing games with women. Roller coasters aren&amp;#039;t fun when you get stuck on it alone.&amp;quot; \u2014@PrettyNeish &amp;quot;Never take longer than your Lady to get ready to go out.&amp;quot; \u2014@Hush_Money &amp;quot;Never send another male a smiley face in a text.&amp;quot; \u2014@bb_brooks &amp;quot;If you wouldn&amp;#039;t make her a wife, don&amp;#039;t make her a mother.&amp;quot; \u2014@WinniinG &amp;quot;Don&amp;#039;t make her fall for you if you have no intentions of catching her.&amp;quot; \u2014@SOUTHERN_BELL4 &amp;quot;Don&amp;#039;t brag about your peen size because if you aren&amp;#039;t what you say. Women will talk about you badly.&amp;quot; \u2014@chillin662 &amp;quot;Be a gentleman. Chivalry is only dead because we let it die. Having a girl walk on the inside isn&amp;#039;t hard, fellas.&amp;quot; \u2014@Jbradleyy &amp;quot;Almost never drop your pants in public...unless you can make money doing it.&amp;quot; \u2014@AaronDavidWard &amp;quot;Agree to what the wife says when it comes to choosing clothes or anything about fashion.&amp;quot; \u2014@_PeterNomad_ &amp;quot;Always satisfy her on bed.&amp;quot; \u2014@Fab_pweetyliz &amp;quot;Dont&amp;#039; brag about balling when [you&amp;#039;re] living at home with your mama occupying her couch.&amp;quot; \u2014@carameldeligh &amp;quot;Go down on her. If she goes down on you, return the favor.&amp;quot; \u2014@kandyell &amp;quot;Leggings should only be worn under pants for extra insulation in the winter!&amp;quot; \u2014@kpslover007 &amp;quot;Don&amp;#039;t tell your ex-girl your current girl&amp;#039;s problems. That&amp;#039;s a recipe for drama.&amp;quot; \u2014@snicka_doodle &amp;quot;Never disagree with your girl. She&amp;#039;s always right.&amp;quot; \u2014@KatyDidWhaa &amp;quot;Don&amp;#039;t add your ex on FB or Twitter.&amp;quot; \u2014@vickiessecret_  And our personal favorite because she manages to sum up so much in so little space and is very clear on what she wants... &amp;quot;Shave your balls, be a man, and dear god pleaseeeee tell me my dog is cute.&amp;quot; \u2014@jbre69 What are other #LawsMenShouldFollow? Tweet us @CosmoOnline or tell us below. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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