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"  1. We think that a man who even considers waxing his chest should go skin a rabbit or make a fire from two sticks.  2. The same goes for waxing your eyebrows. Unless you are a drag queen or a transsexual, in which case it&amp;#039;s fine.  3. And never get manicures. Simply eat three eggs a week. Eggs contain a vitamin called biotin, which ups the production of keratin, which gives you strong and beautiful nails. You will also get constipated. So it&amp;#039;s your call. 4. Wearing a big fat white toweling sock with a skinny wee nasty slip-on shoe is a no-no. If I can save at least one woman from this horror, I&amp;#039;ve done my job. 5. When we fall asleep before the end of the film, it&amp;#039;s because we are happy and relaxed, not because we&amp;#039;re bored of Live Free or Die Hard.  6. Talking is our way of letting off steam, thus minimizing stress, thus minimizing heart problems, thus lengthening our lives by an average of five years. So let us talk. It&amp;#039;s good for us. 7. If you keep going on about your beer belly, your bald head, or the hair that now grows in places it never used to, we will notice it. And then it will be all we notice. 8. It&amp;#039;s not a sign of failure when you have to ask in which supermarket aisle the salmon quiche is. Real men ask for directions. Whether real men eat salmon quiche, however, is debatable. 9. Want to spot a genuine blond? Count her hairs. Blonds have around 140,000 hairs, brunettes 110,000, and redheads only 90,000. 10. Many blond women also have blond eyelashes. That might be easier.  Ashley Jensen played Maggie Jacobs in the HBO comedy series Extras and can currently be seen on ABC&amp;#039;s Ugly Betty. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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