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"The week's 6 standout examples of how, and how not, to act like a man  \n\nThe Best...\n\nFacebookPinterest\n\nBill Murray, for teaching us how to make a Montana Cooler\n\n In an interview with Dazed Digital, the actor and loveable kook explained how to properly drink champagne:\n\nI like to make what we call a Montana Cooler, where you buy a case of champagne and you take all the bottles out, and you take all the cardboard out, and you put a garbage bag inside of it, then you put all the bottles back in and then you cover it with ice, and then you wrap it up and you close it. And that will keep it all cold for a weekend and you can drink every single bottle. And the way I like to drink it in a big pint glass with ice. I fill it with ice and I pour the champagne in it, because champagne can never be too cold. And the problem people have with champagne is they drink it and they crash with it, because the sugar content is so high and you get really dehydrated. But if you can get the ice in it, you can drink it supremely cold and at the same time you're getting the melting ice, so it's like a hydration level, and you can stay at this great level for a whole weekend. You don't want to crash. You want to keep that buzz, that bling, that smile.\n\nYou know why there aren't any \"real\" stars in Hollywood any more? One reason is that no one gives interviews like this. Poetry.\n\nFacebookPinterest\n\nFrank Ocean, For Serving Chipotle\n\n Chipotle, who apparently learned nothing from Chris Brown and is hungry for a PR disaster, went after Frank Ocean this week, claiming he'd backed out of an ad campaign for sustainability. Ocean, who says Chipotle\u2014a chain once owned by McDonalds, and now by giant banks\u2014misled him as to the ad's content, came back at the fast food behemoth with a pitch-perfect post on his tumblr: a cheque for the advance, with \"Fuck Off\" written in the memo. As much as this is a clear win for Ocean, who comes off looking funny, and independent, it's a clear loss for Chipotle, who looks foolish, petty, and will now have their commitment to sustainability\u2014very important to the brand\u2014questioned by anyone who hears about the incident.\n\nFacebookPinterest\n\nJustin Bieber, for using his a-hole powers for good\n\n I've spent some time in this column ripping on Bieber, but fair play: he has his moments. Some background: the Biebs is being deposed (in Dries Van Noten; approve!) in a case where a paparazzo claims Bieber's bodyguard assaulted him. The tabloids tried to make hay out of Justin's \"arrogance\" here, which he was, but who wouldn't want to be irreverent to this BS lawyer? It's odd to say this, but props to Justin.\n\nFacebookPinterest\n\nMatthew McConaughey, for using Jim Morrison to inspire something other than bad high school poetry\n\n On Tuesday, Matthew McConaughey revealed to Canadian talk show host George Stroumboulopoulos that Jim Morrison is responsible for \"Alright, alright, alright,\" the catch-phrase he and his many mimics have carried from his debut performance in \"Dazed and Confused\" all the way to his Oscar acceptance speech.\n\n\n\n...and the Worst\n\nFacebookPinterest\n\n@GSElevator, for plagiarizing his Tweets\n\n Earlier this week, John Lefevre, the man behind the GS Elevator Gossip, whose finance-industry-toned gems\u2014like, \"If my wife offers me a blowjob, I know it's time to check my Amex statement\"\u2014amassed 600,000 Twitter followers and a six-figure book deal, wrote an op-ed on \"Business Insider\" called \"It's Time I Set The Record Straight. In the essay, Lefevre revealed that he did not, in fact work at Goldman Sachs, and the account was entirely satirical; what he left out was that he had plagiarized many of his tweets. He has since lost his book deal. There are few rules about satire, but there is one golden one in comedy: you don't steal jokes.\n\nFacebookPinterest\n\nBarry Bonds, for thinking he still belongs in the Hall of Fame\n\n Speaking to reporters, steroid user Barry Bonds\u2014who was convicted of obstruction of justice related to doping inquiries in 2011\u2014said that \"without a doubt\" he belongs in baseball's Hall of Fame. Er...some doubt, Barry; some doubt (because of the cheating and the lying)."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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