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" &amp;quot;One weekend, my girlfriend Cindy&amp;#039;s parents were visiting us in New York City, and I thought it would be great to catch this play that everyone was raving about, so I bought tickets and told everyone they&amp;#039;d love it. But when we got there and the lights went out, we were shocked to see a dude walk onstage naked. I had no clue the play involved a lot of male nudity. By intermission, her parents insisted we leave, and on our way out, I heard her dad whisper to her mom, &amp;#039;I hope Cindy doesn&amp;#039;t marry this weirdo.&amp;#039;&amp;quot; -Frank, 33 "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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