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" When it comes to breaking up, Seinfeld says it best: &amp;quot;Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can&amp;#x27;t do it in one push. You got to rock it back and forth a few times....&amp;quot; Don&amp;#x27;t you think that&amp;#x27;s true? Whenever I&amp;#x27;ve broken up with guys, I end up going down that long dirty road of &amp;quot;trying to be friends&amp;quot; and then &amp;quot;sleeping with them.&amp;quot; Well, here&amp;#x27;s an awesome new post-break-up Come Back card for you fellow masochists."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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