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"Those clever girls over at The Frisky have come up with an absolutely hilarious list of the 15 most unfortunately named fashion items. Find out what they are, then add your own offenders into the mix, after the jump. Their list is pretty comprehensive (and completely made me pee my pants a little). My favorite? &amp;quot;The Muff: A fashionable winter accessory that&amp;amp;#8217;s back in vogue, a muff is essentially an (often) fur-lined, warm hole. This is one item that seems aptly named, if unfortunately so.&amp;quot; Check out the full list (Mukluks! Dickies! Pasties! Uggs! Skorts!) and then give us your two cents... Here are my nominees for items they may have left off: -Spanx. Is this meant to indicate what someone will want to do do your bum once it&amp;#x27;s looking all tight and toned? No spanx you. -Windbreaker. This sounds suspiciously close to a very unlady-like bodily function. -Onesie. Even if it is meant for an infant, this too-cute term just feels degrading to me! -Purse. Ew! Something about it just rubs me the wrong way...as does my grandmother&amp;#x27;s word for it, &amp;quot;pocketbook&amp;quot;. Let&amp;#x27;s hear it ladies...what fashion words do you find offensive? What do you think are the most unfortunately named items in your closet? Share! Photo: Istockphoto"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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