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"  The ladies of\u00A0SNL\u00A0are back with a follow-up to\u00A0(Do It On My) Twin Bed\u00A0and it&amp;#039;s about dongs all over the world. The dong song. Like the thong song, but about dongs.\u00A0Oh, and it&amp;#039;s PERFECT. I feel like this should be the unironic Cosmo theme song. Further: I love that &amp;quot;Horny&amp;quot; hat so much; I&amp;#039;m gonna buy one so I can wear it on all my errands. Hide your cucumbers, Whole Foods! (PUKE SORRY)      Follow Laura on\u00A0Twitter. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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