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"  Rihanna attended Spike TV&amp;#039;s Guys Choice Awards over the weekend, where she won the very first &amp;quot;Most Desirable Woman&amp;quot; award. It&amp;#039;s a gold-covered pair of antlers, or &amp;quot;Mantlers,&amp;quot; apparently, and as such is almost certainly destined to be left in a box somewhere in one of Rihanna&amp;#039;s assistants&amp;#039; apartments. Either that or used as a coat hanger. Now, because RiRi&amp;#039;s run out of clothes, she attended the ceremony wearing a simple black negligee (designed by John Galliano, though) \u2014 and explained in her acceptance speech that she didn&amp;#039;t show up (near) naked this time around because she knew &amp;quot;pervs like you [presenter Kevin Hart] would be here.&amp;quot; She then gave a shout-out to all the &amp;quot;real men out there,&amp;quot; which might be shade, who knows, and joked that it&amp;#039;s all downhill from the age of 26, which is a terrible/not funny thing to say, really. To recap, she&amp;#039;s landed awards for being a &amp;quot;Fashion Icon&amp;quot; and the &amp;quot;Most Desirable Woman&amp;quot; in the span of a week. Meanwhile, the rest of us are lucky if we can get interesting junk mail addressed with superlatives. RELATED: Rihanna Attends Glitzy Fashion Awards; RSVPs &amp;quot;Yes Pls&amp;quot; for Her Nipples TRAGEDY STRIKES: Rihanna Has Run Out of Clothes Follow Alex on  Twitter. Photo credit: Getty Images "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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