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"During our school ski trip, I was riding the chairlift with my crush, but I really had to pee. When we reached the top, I knew I couldn&amp;#039;t hold it any longer, so I just went in my pants\u2014I didn&amp;#039;t think it would show through all my snow gear. When I wiped out a few minutes later, my crush came to my rescue, but he stopped suddenly and burst out laughing! I looked down and there was a giant patch of yellow snow! After that, things were really awkward between us.  \u2014Riley, 14, VT My mom took me to the mall to buy me some new bras. While she was paying, I wandered out of the store and spotted two cute guys sitting on a bench. That&amp;#039;s when I heard my mom call my name. I turned to see her holding up a bra -covered in pink feathers. She yelled, &amp;quot;Why don&amp;#039;t I buy this for you?&amp;quot; The boys started laughing and I made a run for it. \u2014Anonymous  I was resting my head on my arm during a really boring class. When I tried to sit up, I couldn&amp;#039;t move because my braces had gotten stuck on my sweater. As my friend sat there cracking up, a boy walked over and offered to help, which made everyone else stare, including the class cutie! The boy snipped my sleeve and then proceeded to announce what happened! \u2014Mimi, 12, TN My best friend came with my family for a weekend getaway. In the hotel&amp;#039;s public washroom, we saw a condom machine and decided to buy one. I dared my friend to unroll it and throw it on the floor of an elevator. She did! Later, when we were all leaving, which elevator do we step into? The one with the condom! My mom looked down in disgust. My friend and I almost exploded trying not to laugh. My mom still doesn&amp;#039;t know it was us. \u2014Paula, 14, TX A group of us had walked to the movie theater, and while we were waiting for the flick to begin, everybody started -sniffing and looking at me. I looked down and realized I&amp;#039;d stepped in dog do-do. It was sooo disgusting. \u2014Gayle, 15, LA  My friends and I were TPing a classmate&amp;#039;s house. When I leaned back to throw my roll at a tree, I lost my balance and fell into the fishpond. I was soaking wet and freezing, so we had to leave. I hated that everyone teased me, but now that I think about it, it was sorta funny, \u2014Paige, 14, OH I had an upset stomach, so I called my mom at work. As soon as I heard &amp;quot;hello,&amp;quot; I said, &amp;quot;Mom, my stomach hurts and I think I&amp;#039;m gonna poop in my pants.&amp;quot; Then I heard, &amp;quot;Christine, your daughter&amp;#039;s on the phone; something about pooping in her pants.&amp;quot; That&amp;#039;s when I realized my mom&amp;#039;s boss answered the phone. I was humiliated. \u2014Nikki, 11, CA I was at a sleepover and one of my friends forgot her sleeping bag. She asked me if she could share mine. I said yes and we both sqeezed in. We all started telling funny jokes and I was laughing so hard that I farted on my friend! Everyone completely cracked up!  \u2014Anonymous  One day at school, my class had a big party in the gym. My best guy friend (and biggest crush) challenged me to a game of basketball. When he fouled me, I fell and one of my bra pads plopped out. As he helped me up, he saw it and asked, &amp;quot;Is that for cushioning your fall or what?&amp;quot;  \u2014Lauren, 14, TX My friends and I got all dressed up to meet some boys at the mall. I was really excited as we talked and shopped with my crush and his buds. After a while, I noticed my pals laughing. I didn&amp;#039;t know what was so funny until I saw a big period stain on my jeans. To make matters worse, I fell in my hurry to get to the bathroom.  \u2014Jessica, 15, Canada "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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