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"  Colorado is a many-specialized thing: You can race snowmobiles on NASCAR-replica tracks there, and you can eat a whole forest&amp;#039;s worth of not-too-chewy game on a plastic divided plate and, if you&amp;#039;re lucky, or blessed, or whatever, maybe even win a couple of football games before the lift tickets get too expensive. And while there is a great deal good to be said of the hundreds of custom micro-brews coming out of one of the great states in our nation, maybe this opportunistic beer-making business has gone just a little too far.  I mean, Tebrew? Really? I&amp;#039;ve been to the town of Eagle a couple times, and there are a lot of little outfits like its local Bonfire Brewing \u2014 usually a couple of guys who got sick of their instructor gigs or who cashed out in the city and decided to make beer for a living. It&amp;#039;s a nice idea, and the beers are occasionally as good as the bigger-name regional brews you can&amp;#039;t find in enough other places, and certainly there is competition in a state full of entrepreneurial former ski bums. But the young men behind this particular &amp;quot;Sunday Sipper&amp;quot; say this week&amp;#039;s small batch of topicality was so named because it &amp;quot;resonated with all that Bonfire is about \u2014 community, camaraderie, beer, dogs, and goofy beer names.&amp;quot; Goofy beer names are for suckers. You order a fancy micro, you don&amp;#039;t care what it&amp;#039;s named, or if you can pronounce it, but it&amp;#039;s a lot better if you can and it sounds not-goofy. White House Honey Ale is one thing, but there&amp;#039;s enough goofy about the way Tim Tebow throws the damn ball to begin with. Pass. [via 99 Bottles] Your thoughts on Tebowmania welcome below, and stay tuned for much more from the Pats-Broncos game on Esquire.com.... "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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