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" Didya hear? Didya hear? Jennifer Lawrence was caught in a hotel room inserting a &amp;quot;copious amount&amp;quot; of butt plugs into her \u2014 wait, that&amp;#039;s not right. What happened was that she and a hotel maid used Nerf guns to \u2014 no, not right either. Let&amp;#039;s go to the tape: Ah, so a hotel maid found a box of butt plugs that was given to Jennifer Lawrence as a joke and she was super embarrassed by it. Got it! Why did we think it was something much crazier? Twitter, of course. Not that we blame news websites for sexing up their tweets about this story. There&amp;#039;s no more shame in writing about it than there is in reading about it. We&amp;#039;re all guilty here. Some more than others, though, which is why we&amp;#039;ve rated the following tweets from major media outlets on their attempt to get clicks.     That time a maid found Jennifer Lawrence\u2019s jokey butt plugs: http://t.co/3ZvnvCYjRJ \u2014 Vulture (@vulture) December 19, 2013     Bad job, Vulture. Including the word &amp;quot;jokey,&amp;quot; and not misleading people into thinking the butt plugs had in fact plugged JLaw&amp;#039;s butt, shows you&amp;#039;ve got a lot to learn about dishonest tweeting. ...    Mortifying! Jennifer Lawrence got caught by her hotel maid with a secret stash of sex toys: http://t.co/BaA75O7qKn \u2014 Us Weekly (@usweekly) December 19, 2013     This is better. Us Weekly makes us think JLaw was caught with her personal sex toys that she always travels with. But why call them &amp;quot;sex toys&amp;quot;? Is there a person alive who&amp;#039;s more intrigued by &amp;quot;sex toys&amp;quot; than &amp;quot;butt plugs&amp;quot;? No, there is not. ...    Want to hear about the time Jennifer Lawrence was caught with a bunch of butt plugs? http://t.co/hdSEIZg0oB \u2014 Entertainment Weekly (@EW) December 19, 2013     This tweet could have been a lot more entertaining, guys. A suggestion for next time: try a &amp;quot;butt load&amp;quot; instead of &amp;quot;bunch&amp;quot; and really make sure people know they were her butt plugs. Those improvements would have won you at least two more butt plugs. ...    That time Jennifer Lawrence told the world about her collection of butt plugs http://t.co/cCfR84HN9U \u2014 The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) December 19, 2013     Tina Brown would be proud, Beasties. Not only have you made readers believe that JLaw&amp;#039;s mantle is lined with Precious Moments butt plugs, but you&amp;#039;ve kept it current with that &amp;quot;that time&amp;quot; stuff kids like to write on the internet.  ...    So, about Jennifer Lawrence&amp;#039;s box of butt plugs: http://t.co/ALWDITebfK pic.twitter.com/Lt0WRUqmuZ \u2014 Cosmopolitan (@Cosmopolitan) December 19, 2013     We can sense your shame in covering this story, Cosmo, which is weird, because you&amp;#039;re Cosmo. Take your six butt plugs, awarded because you made us think we were clicking on a think piece on JLaw&amp;#039;s butt plugs, and enjoy them.  ...    That awkward moment when Jennifer Lawrence&amp;#039;s maid found her butt plugs http://t.co/asdaUzr4Dg \u2014 Gawker (@Gawker) December 19, 2013     An awkward moment indeed, Gawker. You&amp;#039;ve done well to leave out that the butt plugs were a joke, but you should have included &amp;quot;hotel&amp;quot; before maid. Your tweet makes us think her maid found them in a closet at home, which is way less fun than thinking she travels with her butt plugs. ...    Listen To Jennifer Lawrence Tell A Story About Butt Plugshttp://t.co/zrHm4cXsb3 \u2014 BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) December 19, 2013     Expert obfuscation here, Buzzfeed! What does &amp;quot;Tell a story&amp;quot; mean? Readers must know. Sure, it could be a silly tale of a hotel room mix-up, but it could also be about how JLaw shot all of The Hunger Games with this horse tail butt plug up her ass. We must know! We must click! ...    Jennifer Lawrence Talks About Wetting the Bed, Butt Plug Stash on &amp;#039;Conan&amp;#039; (Video) http://t.co/mA6pZwPsQW \u2014 TheWrap (@TheWrap) December 19, 2013     Hmmm, it&amp;#039;s hard to decipher your strategy, The Wrap. Everyone else tried to make this story sexy, but you included something about bed wetting. For somehow managing to make a story about JLaw and butt plugs not seem sexy, you get only two butt plugs of your own. Sorry. ...    Jennifer Lawrence&amp;#039;s &amp;quot;copious&amp;quot; butt plug collection discovered by maid http://t.co/XNKV7VtBHh \u2014 Jezebel (@Jezebel) December 19, 2013     Too much detail, Jezebel! Take a lesson from the Buzzfeeders and keep us guessing. At least you made it sound like they were her very own, non-joke butt plugs. You&amp;#039;re halfway there. ...    Jennifer Lawrence tells embarrassing story involving sex toys and a hotel maid http://t.co/0QdtMJ4MuN \u2014 Huffington Post (@HuffingtonPost) December 19, 2013     Kudos to the HuffPo Twitter team for obscuring the maid&amp;#039;s role. A story involving sex toys and a hotel maid is an insta-click for a good half of the population. Sure, it&amp;#039;s an insta-disappointment when we read that the maid&amp;#039;s role was finding the sex toys, but those few moments of titillation before learning the real details are worth it.  Illustrations by Ryan Ilano Follow The Culture Blog on RSS and on Twitter at @ESQCulture. 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