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"  Welcome to the latest fast-food initiative no sensible person expected or wanted. Taco Bell&amp;#039;s got its breakfast menu on the way, and there are waffles, and there are tacos, and there are AM Crunchwraps that could be concocted only in the constellatious, crunchy minds of Taco Bells elite team of &amp;quot;master chefs.&amp;quot; OK, look this is ridiculous. And the worst part of it all is that we know there will be a moment of weakness, maybe on a deserted strip of highway or somewhere far from home, when we&amp;#039;ll probably give in and try a Waffle Taco and see how the coffee goes. Before that can happen, a pre-emptive analysis of why Taco Bell breakfast isn&amp;#039;t OK: 1. Does anyone else think it feels colossally contrived? On the very same day that McDonald&amp;#039;s announces their plan to slide their breakfast clock 30 minutes closer to brunch, Taco Bell drops this on us? And it&amp;#039;s literally a photo of a waffle folded like a taco? It doesn&amp;#039;t seem real. Or rather, it seems about as real as Heroes Reborn or Space Jam 2, which is to say: really sad. 2. People like this who go on the Internet and claim to eat Taco Bell every day only have more options for self-harm. 3. Message boards dedicated to negative late-night Taco Bell experiences will undergo server crashes considering the torrent of new traffic coming their way right around the mid-morning coffee break when patrons feel the collateral damage of eating at Taco Bell. 4. Buying your own franchise just got harder than 11 steps, for what that&amp;#039;s worth. 5. If you thought nachos were a piss-poor vessel, imagine a Taco Bell employee doing this in your morning coffee. 6. The success Taco Bell&amp;#039;s achieved from the announcement alone, trending in all the topics and even catching the tweets of Chrissy Teigen, has caused them to turn into typo-hounding jerks to White Castle:    Taco Bell contends with White Castle pic.twitter.com/G05T6uwD6v \u2014 southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) February 24, 2014    7. Encouraged by their surefire success, Taco Bell will undoubtedly incorporate sad, sandy Doritos into breakfast, too, because they can. 8. But really, this isn&amp;#039;t OK because no one would ever want to put up with David Letterman anytime before 8 p.m.:      "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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