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"We all have our deal breakers. You know, those behaviors we simply won&amp;amp;#8217;t accept from a potential guy. Well ladies, I just read a new book listing 311 (!) of these offenses and I cannot stop giggling. Ellen Rakieten and Anne Coyle&amp;amp;#8217;s new book Undateable: 311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won&amp;amp;#8217;t Be Dating or Having Sex is hilarious. And there are pictures. Here are five of my favorite, er least favorite, deal breakers from the book: &amp;quot;23. Mesh clothing.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;258. Overly complicated food orders.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;310. Clean teeth with random objects.&amp;quot; And these last two that need a bit more explanation: &amp;quot;211. &amp;#x27;The Club&amp;#x27; steering wheel lock. (1.) Do you have not have insurance? (2.) If your car is really that special, engage the valet and tip him well. (3.) If the neighborhood is that bad, why are we here?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;226. The V Gesture. Yes, we&amp;amp;#8217;re talking about the tongue, the peace sign, and the tongue wiggle. There are much better ways to admire someone or say hello.&amp;quot; Throughout the years, I&amp;amp;#8217;ve met guys, both beaus and friends, who have displayed these bad behaviors. Actually, in college, I knew a guy who was guilty of all five of these undateable offenses! What other silly things can guys do to make themselves undateable? What about guys who take you to fast food joints on first dates? Or guys who steal your tattoo ideas? I just know you gals will have some fun zingers to share! Looking for more laughs? * A four-year-old gives fashion advice. * A fun round of would you rather. * The bathroom pet peeves of men. More Ways to Get Glamour FREE Beauty Stuff! Enter for your Chance to Win a New Prize Every Day! Visit Shopglamour.com for cute stuff starting at just $10! Enter the latest Glamour sweepstakes! Follow us on Twitter Add us to your iGoogle homepage Photo: Undateable"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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