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"  In the fast-paced world of high-octane burger consumption, fortune doesn&amp;#039;t always favor the brave: A twenty-something woman named Nicola Peate in Liverpool, England was rushed to the hospital after she suffered a dislocated jaw from trying to eat a three-patty burger without cutting it first. (Dramatic re-enactment above.) Props. Wanna go out for a beer and some conveniently-sized sliders sometime, Nicola? According to The Guardian, Peate was at a restaurant with her fianc\u00E9 when the injury occurred, and the best part of the whole story might be that she actually finished the burger like a champ.  &amp;quot;I couldn&amp;#039;t open my mouth fully. It felt like I had cramp in my tongue, then I started to get an ear ache and a headache. The next morning I woke up and felt really, really ill. The whole side of my head was hurting. Then it started to feel like it was in my jaw and I knew I&amp;#039;d dislocated it.&amp;quot; If she&amp;#039;s this enthusiastic about fitting things in her mouth, her fianc\u00E9&amp;#039;s a lucky man. But I think we all know who&amp;#039;s behind this. Once her jaw was popped back in-place at the hospital, she was all better, not to mention aware of the dangers of trying to cram egregious amounts of food in your mouth like a starving sailor: &amp;quot;I will be more conscious of the size of food in the future. If I had a big burger, I&amp;#039;d cut it up with a knife and fork.&amp;quot; Can we get a PSA of this up and running in England? A dramatic re-enactment starring Emma Watson as Peate and the burger as itself? Great, thanks.  Follow Anna on Twitter. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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