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"Sega is updating its classics with new \"HD 3D surround sound,\" adding unbillyvable realism to its back catalog. Make sure the baalance on your speakers is set evenly, so the subtle ungulations of the surround sound come through."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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