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" &amp;quot;If you like watching porn in reverse, this sport is for you.&amp;quot; Such was one of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog&amp;#039;s opening lines on his new Conan segment last night, in which he visited three New York City neighborhoods watching the World Cup. &amp;quot;The rest of the world calls it football,&amp;quot; he said. &amp;quot;In America, we call it a fking waste of time.&amp;quot; To get a broad view of the different types of cultures that enjoy the sport, he hit up Astoria and Jackson Heights, Queens, to chat with fans from Colombia, Greece, and Uruguay. In the process, he got a fake bag of coke dumped on him, called a guy a bitch, and sniffed a girl&amp;#039;s butt. But the heart of any Triumph report lies in the insults. &amp;quot;I think I see soccer as a metaphor for your life,&amp;quot; he told one Colombian fan. &amp;quot;Little or no goals.&amp;quot; Watch below for part one of this hilarious new segment. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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