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"  February is a short month, which means we all have less time to tweet as many inane things as possible. Celebs are showing us the way. Emma Watson    Donating my old laptop to computers4africa. Such a great idea.They&amp;amp;#39;ll collect + wipe your hard drive and send it to a school that needs it. \u2014 Emma Watson (@EmWatson) February 5, 2014   I got drunk and threw my old laptop off my roof into the street just to see what it would look like. This is a much better alternative. Lil Wayne    Girl ya know I luv ya and I care 4 ya I got sum new shoes and a bag of hair 4 ya \u2014 Lil Wayne WEEZY F (@LilTunechi) February 3, 2014   Take notes. Next time you go to the club, bring a bag of hair (anyone&amp;#039;s hair, it doesn&amp;#039;t have to be yours) and give it to someone special. Harry Styles    Just sitting around being 20. \u2014 Harry Styles. (@Harry_Styles) February 1, 2014   IMPORTANT UPDATE. Justin Bieber    Back in my second home. Good to be back. Focused on building up positive energy \u2014 Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) February 5, 2014   *builds up positive energy* *uses positive energy to crash a stolen bulldozer into a Taco Bell while rolling face in a handful of MDA* &amp;quot;Guys, if you Belieb, anything is possible.&amp;quot; Miley Cyrus    Hoping for 20 million followers by 2015 &#128571; \u2014 Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) February 4, 2014   Yo, help her dream become a reality. Bruno Mars    Soooooo\u2026 what do I do now? \u2014 Bruno Mars (@BrunoMars) February 5, 2014   Get a DUI and bite a stripper&amp;#039;s nipple. Britney Spears    Spa. Food. Family. =Heaven \u2014 Britney Spears (@britneyspears) January 31, 2014   I dunno, I feel like angels don&amp;#039;t care about this stuff. Photo Credit: Getty Frank&amp;#039;s Twitter is even worse. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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