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"Once I went to school with out uniform, because it was miss-match day. NO UNIFORM! Well I wore whatever I wanted to. I wore a small skirt and a pink shirt. I was running out of time in the morning so I did not look in the mirror. When I got to school I noticed it was small. After school, I went to the mall. I did a flip and ended up walking the whole rest of the day with my skirt up!! My parents are Christians. I was really bored one night, so I decided to pierce my lip. I was up till midnight driving a safety pin through my lower lip. I finally got it through, and then I had a lip piercing. My dad is a cop, so I can&amp;#039;t ever wear it in public, or my parents will find out. I also pierced my nose. As for my eyebrow, that was a screw up, and my belly button wouldn&amp;#039;t pierce for me. My parents will never know! It was Halloween night. Therefore people were pulling pranks. I just so happened to run into two of my guy-friends. I talked to them for awhile, and then one of them pulled something out of his pocket: a can of spray cheese. They both laughed and ran off down the street. Later on, we were driving and saw the two walking down the street that we left them on. I told my mom to pull up in front of them. She hopped the curb and onto the sidewalk. My friends were terrified. I jumped out of the car and &amp;quot;read them their rights.&amp;quot; They said, &amp;quot;We&amp;#039;re sorry it was just a joke it&amp;#039;ll never happen again.&amp;quot; I finally confessed that I wasn&amp;#039;t a cop, and I was just joking around with them. When I asked one of my friends what he was doing with that can of spray cheese he gave me an innocent look and took off up the street. The next day I found out that they had sprayed the cheese all over a teacher&amp;#039;s lawn, house and car. This one time, at band camp, I was walking by my leader&amp;#039;s cabin, so I decided to peek in the window. It turned out that my counselor was getting it on with the boys&amp;#039; counselor, and they saw someone at the window...they still don&amp;#039;t know it was me! A long time ago, my friend, Gabby and I threw a slumber party for the end of the year! Everybody who was anybody was there. So, a couple of girls found out they weren&amp;#039;t invited, and they crashed the party with paint guns and water balloons. They said, if we didn&amp;#039;t let them stay, they would nail us.  So we let them stay, but fortunately we had a few tricks up our sleeves. We put their bras in the freezer, dripped paint on their pajamas, and while they were sleeping we dipped their fingers in water! My living room was a complete mess, and the girls woke up pissed and tired. By the next day we felt little bad, but it was so worth it! My best friend, Kim, was with this boy for a while, and he did a lot of bad things to hurt her. However, she still liked him after they broke up. A week or so late, he asked me out, and I said yes, but then I broke it off with him, because she found out. I didn&amp;#039;t want to ruin our friendship. My best friend is so crazy. One time, she talked me into asking a guy out that was really hot! But, she dared me to wear a tutu and put on a lot of makeup on. I did it, and I asked him out to the school dance. Unfortunately, he was talking with his buddies and they saw me, and they burst out laughing. I was so embarrassed that ever since then I haven&amp;#039;t looked at him. Once at summer camp, about three or four of my friends fell in love with this 16-year-old guy. All of my friends were his age, but I was 13. For weeks, I assured them that I really didn&amp;#039;t like him, even though we flirted all the time. Little did they know I was hooking up with him, but playing it cool in public. I&amp;#039;m such a good friend. My friends had a slumber party, and three of us decided to go to the store and buy thongs. That night we were playing truth or dare, and I dared my friend to run up and down 18th street (the busiest street in town) in nothing, but her thong. Then, all three of us decided to join her. Only the morning after did I figure out that my crush lived on the next street! This girl I know sits at a table with my friends and I at lunch. Most of the time, we talk about whom we like and fashion and other pretty secretive stuff. Well we decided to let this girl sit at our table, because she seemed like a nice girl. Then, we found out that she was reporting things to people. She no longer sits at our table. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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