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"Leave it to the Material Girl, Brad Pitt&amp;apos;s BFF and a British bad boy to liven up an otherwise dull Golden Globes.\r\nW.E. director Madonna, 53, won the award for Best Original Song (Motion Picture) for &amp;quot;Masterpiece,&amp;quot; but it was her onstage banter with Ricky Gervais, 50, that stole the show.\r\n\r\n&amp;quot;Our next presenter is the Queen of Pop. Not you, Elton [John], sit down,&amp;quot; Gervais joked. &amp;quot;She&amp;apos;s all woman. I&amp;apos;ll give you some clues: She&amp;apos;s always vogue. She&amp;apos;s a material girl. And she&amp;apos;s just like a virgin!&amp;quot;\r\nMadonna drew more laughs than Gervais when she fired back: &amp;quot;If I&amp;apos;m still just like a virgin, Ricky, then why don&amp;apos;t you come over here and do something about it? I haven&amp;apos;t kissed a girl in a few years -- on TV.&amp;quot; (She famously smooched Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards.)\r\n\r\nThough Gervais was quite playful with Madonna, he didn&amp;apos;t pull any punches during when it came to another A-list star.\r\n&amp;quot;The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton,&amp;quot; he joked during his opening monologue. &amp;quot;A bit louder. A bit trashier. A bit drunker and more easily bought -- allegedly!&amp;quot;\r\nThe two stars weren&amp;apos;t the only ones who got a bit naughty during the star-studded ceremony. When George Clooney appeared on stage to present a clip from Moneyball, the 50-year-old walked out with Pitt&amp;apos;s cane.\r\n\r\n&amp;quot;I have to give it back to him,&amp;quot; The Descendants star and Best Actor in a Motion Picture (Drama) winner laughed. &amp;quot;He can&amp;apos;t make it to the bar otherwise.&amp;quot;\r\nTell Us: Whose dis was funniest at the 69th Annual Golden Globes?"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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