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"    If you&amp;#039;ve had one of these completely silly, totally embarrassing brawls recently, don&amp;#039;t worry\u2014you&amp;#039;re not alone. 1. The &amp;quot;You&amp;#039;re so stingy&amp;quot; fight. Here&amp;#039;s how this plays out: It&amp;#039;s Friday night. He wants to stay in and catch up on Game of Thrones. You want to call a babysitter and leave the house ASAP. He rationally states that you should be saving money. You call him cheap, ultimately get your way, and spend the rest of the evening sulking into a plate of mediocre halibut at some overhyped restaurant. Shoulda hung out with Daenerys. 2. The &amp;quot;What do you mean you invited your brother over? The house is dirty!&amp;quot; blow-out. Maybe you&amp;#039;re being anal or he&amp;#039;s being lazy. Either way, if he doesn&amp;#039;t promptly pick up a bottle of Windex, disaster will ensue. 3. The &amp;quot;We don&amp;#039;t get down enough&amp;quot; fight. Translation: I haven&amp;#039;t been in that sort of mood in a month but I&amp;#039;m suddenly feeling guilty about it, so I&amp;#039;ll go ahead and blame our hookup hiatus on you. This typically ends in some pouty pawing until someone has the common sense to put on Jimmy Fallon and move on with the night. 4. The &amp;quot;Taking out the trash is a man&amp;#039;s job&amp;quot; fight. Right, because it&amp;#039;s his fault that you&amp;#039;re both a little gross. 5. The &amp;quot;How could you get me that for my birthday?&amp;quot; fight. He buys you a lovely necklace that you in no way indicated you wanted. In the spur of the moment, you burst out, &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m not a pearl girl. It&amp;#039;s like you don&amp;#039;t even know me.&amp;quot; The real reason for your tantrum? You&amp;#039;re disappointed he didn&amp;#039;t buy you that designer diaper bag you dropped a hint about. Luckily, the necklace is returnable, but you can&amp;#039;t take back your guilt. 6. The &amp;quot;We just saw your parents&amp;quot; fight. It&amp;#039;s actually been over a month. But that judgment-filled afternoon of passive-aggression feels like yesterday. 7. The &amp;quot;I can&amp;#039;t believe you didn&amp;#039;t tell me you had a guys&amp;#039; night planned&amp;quot; fight. Oh, it&amp;#039;s been in our shared Google calendar for two weeks? You win this round. 8. The &amp;quot;I agreed to watch baseball with you but what&amp;#039;s all this post-game crap? You&amp;#039;re a greedy, horrible person&amp;quot; fight. Fair point, but then he never makes you turn off Celebrity Wife Swap. 9. The &amp;quot;I had a bad day, where&amp;#039;s my fro-yo?&amp;quot; fight. Shouldn&amp;#039;t he have known to surprise you with something delicious and comforting when he got home? So selfish. 10. The &amp;quot;What should we order for dinner?&amp;quot; fight. Also known as the indecision fight. If he&amp;#039;s trying to be healthy and you&amp;#039;re craving all the carbs in the world, leave the room. Now.  11. The &amp;quot;Why are you looking at Facebook instead of having a soulful conversation with me?&amp;quot; fight. When what you really want to know is why he&amp;#039;s scoping out pics of his ex&amp;#039;s new baby.  12. The &amp;quot;Just out of curiosity, how much does a manicure go for these days?&amp;quot; fight. This is a trap. Do. Not. Answer.  Related:The Secret to Breaking Through The Annoying Fights You Always Have10 Things to Never Say During a FightHow to Avoid the Vacation Fights You Always Seem to Get In "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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