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"Full disclosure: save for a few times I&amp;#x27;ve been THAT annoying girl glancing at someone else&amp;#x27;s Kindle on the subway, I have not read 50 Shades of Grey. I just got through The Hunger Games trilogy, guys--I like to be the very last person on the bandwagon.But I can certainly understand why a book like Grey needs a very specific audiobook narrator. As the Smitten gals pointed out on Friday, the wrong voice--aka Gilbert Gottfried--can turn seduction to spoof-ery with one high-pitched squawk. Today, the hashtag #WorstFiftyShadesAudioBookNarrator is burning up Twitter, and I gotta say, some of the no-hire nominations are cracking me up. People like... #WorstFiftyShadesAudioBookNarrator Ben Stein&amp;amp;mdash; A Jolly Nerd (@ajollynerd) July 16, 2012 #WorstFiftyShadesAudioBookNarrator Arnold Schwarzenegger&amp;amp;mdash; Felicia Thornsbury (@FeT13) July 16, 2012 #WorstFiftyShadesAudioBookNarrator Janice from friends..&amp;amp;mdash; Joey Tribbiani (@DanielHarris155) July 16, 2012 #WorstFiftyShadesAudioBookNarrator Peter Griffin from Family Guy&amp;amp;mdash; paige clark (@paigecl4rk) July 16, 2012 The Count from Sesame Street...it would take him an hour just to say the title... #WorstFiftyShadesAudioBookNarrator&amp;amp;mdash; Trudi Chandler (@Trudski2012) July 16, 2012 #WorstFiftyShadesAudioBookNarrator Yoda- &amp;quot;Tie me up he did&amp;quot;&amp;amp;mdash; Spiro (@SpiroTempelis) July 16, 2012 And I gotta hand it to this guy&amp;#x27;s flip of the script... Not sure about the #WorstFiftyShadesAudioBookNarrator trend, but the best would be Christopher Walken!&amp;amp;mdash; Mark O&amp;#x27;Connell (@mocfilms) July 16, 2012 I mean, I&amp;#x27;m pretty sure Christian Grey is based on &amp;quot;The Continental.&amp;quot; Who would you love/hate to hear read Grey out loud? More fun stuff... Snooki and JWoww&amp;amp;#8217;s DOs and DON&amp;amp;#8217;Ts of Being a Good Friend RHONJ: Did Milania Let a Big Secret About Her Parents--Teresa and Joe--Slip Out Tonight? The Best Romantic Comedies of the &amp;#x27;90s Redux P.S. Want more Obsessed? Sign up for our awesome daily newsletter that features the latest celebrity gossip, TV news, hilarious Internet sensations, and more! Photo: YouTube"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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