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"  Kim and Khloe Kardashian allegedly had comedan/legend/big mouth Joan Rivers moved away from them at the NBC Upfronts. If that&amp;#039;s true, it would make sense x 1 billion, seeing as Joan Rivers&amp;#039;s entire livelihood\u00A0is made by calling the Kardashians fat and ugly. I mean, I don&amp;#039;t even think she tells jokes anymore. I think when you tune into Fashion Police, it&amp;#039;s just Joan Rivers screaming &amp;quot;She&amp;#039;s fat! She&amp;#039;s ugly! Who&amp;#039;s next?!&amp;quot; at pictures of Kim and Khloe. &amp;quot;Kim and Khloe both don&amp;#039;t want drama and can&amp;#039;t fake it anymore with Joan, so they asked the staff to keep them separate,&amp;quot; the source\u00A0told\u00A0Us Weekly. Aka: Plus, there is that fake sex tape\u00A0Joan made with Kim&amp;#039;s ex Ray J. Oh man, I almost forgot about that. That was rough. It&amp;#039;s not just Kim and Khloe who have issues with the self-anointed Queen of Mean, apparently two other people asked not to be seated near her. Don&amp;#039;t cry for Joan, though; she didn&amp;#039;t get to be 80 years old and still working show business by having thin skin. I&amp;#039;m pretty sure she&amp;#039;s loving this press, and already working on a new batch of hilarious &amp;quot;You&amp;#039;re fat!&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;You&amp;#039;re ugly!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;jokes.&amp;quot; Of course, it should be noted that an E! Spokesperson says the story is completely untrue.\u00A0 Follow Laura on\u00A0Twitter. Photo via Getty "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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