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"  It&amp;#039;s been a big week, with the United States close to reaching a nuclear sanction deal with Iran, feminist porn backlash, and Chinese President Xi Jinping revealing his plans for economic reform. Also, Cameron Diaz finally got on Twitter. There&amp;#039;s a lot to talk about, so let&amp;#039;s see what the celebrities have been tweeting about over the last few days. Kanye West    I DO NOT HAVE AN INSTAGRAM\u2026 \u2014 KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) November 8, 2013   Earlier this week, I spent days searching for the official Kanye West Instagram account. I neglected food and sleep. It was my only goal. Eventually, exhausted and malnourished, I collapsed in my room. My roommate found me hours later, barely clinging to life and my smart phone. Cradling my weak body in his arms, he looked down at me. &amp;quot;What have you done?&amp;quot; he asked. With the last of my strength, I whispered, &amp;quot;I needed...to find...Kanye West&amp;#039;s Instagram ....account.&amp;quot; He pulled up the above tweet, defiant in its brazen use of caps lock, and waved it in my face. &amp;quot;You are a fool,&amp;quot; he said. As a single tear rolled down my cheek, I realized I had been chasing a fever dream, a unicorn. How could I have been so stupid? Also, shouts out to the 11,000 plus people who retweeted this so shit like that doesn&amp;#039;t happen again. Paris Hilton    11:11 - Make a Wish... #LovingLife #GoodTime ;) \u2014 Paris Hilton (@ParisHilton) November 14, 2013   Sometimes it&amp;#039;s just nice to know that celebrities are just like you and me 12-year-old girls on Myspace circa 2004. Criss Angel (via TIME)    Just a video of Criss Angel levitating Shaq http://t.co/RIIemvTuuE \u2014 TIME.com (@TIME) November 14, 2013   This is literally the best news I&amp;#039;ve heard all week. Kim Kardashian    Have you seen our new Kardashian Kollection for Sears commercial? http://t.co/G0AdD2wMBy \u2014 Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) November 12, 2013   Like most people, I fast-foward through all the commercials while watching Master Chef Junior, so good looking out, Mrs. West. Now I know where to go when I simultaneously need to purchase clothing with forced alliteration and pick up some power tools. Miley Cyrus    Stay in school &amp;amp; Be kind. Other than that HAVE FUN &#128168;&#128168;&#128168;&#128168; \u2014 Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) November 10, 2013   Honestly, this is just really good advice. This is basically the new YOLO, except it&amp;#039;s a lot harder for me to chant when I&amp;#039;m standing drunk on top of a car I&amp;#039;ve just lit on fire, covered on my own vomit and blood, ignoring the effects of the tear gas local authorities are shooting at me. Other than that, though, new YOLO, definitely. Justin Bieber As of the time of this writing, Justin hasn&amp;#039;t tweeted in more than half an hour. Someone knock on his door and just make sure he&amp;#039;s ok. I&amp;#039;m worried something has happened. Leonardo DiCaprio    Thx for your support to protect the #AntarcticOcean. We cannot give up, we will find a way forward. http://t.co/VP4JruK6If \u2014 Leonardo DiCaprio (@LeoDiCaprio) November 4, 2013   This guy can&amp;#039;t stop Tweeting about righteous causes. Guess what, idiot? I&amp;#039;m not a fucking penguin. Why don&amp;#039;t you use your celebrity status to hashtag about something relevant, like when Basketball Diaries 2 is coming out and less about the ocean I don&amp;#039;t live in. (However, penguins are great.) Chris Brown    --&amp;gt; DOPE EXCLUSIVE PICTURE (#2) Of @ChrisBrown&amp;amp;#39;s x Sprayground: Capsule Collection PROMO Shot #TeamBREEZY pic.twitter.com/eLZtED2C1P \u2014 \u2573 B R E E Z Y \u2573 (@ChrisBrownSCOOP) November 13, 2013   Honestly, I don&amp;#039;t even know what the fuck is happening here. Chris Brown, what the shit? Oprah    Did you all meditate today? Tweet, tweet me how you felt. If you haven&amp;amp;#39;t signed up, you can still register here http://t.co/uwaiITZ5AM \u2014 Oprah Winfrey (@Oprah) November 11, 2013   Yeah, Oprah. I tried meditating, and then Lady Gaga Quotes astral projected onto my plane of existence and kept screaming &amp;quot;Buy ARTPOP!&amp;quot; at me and it fucked up all my chakras. Namaste. This kid    Hay happy birthday people who bithday is today \u2014 belnys (@wwekiller) October 4, 2012   Ok, so I realize this kid isn&amp;#039;t a celebrity, but come on, I really dig his enthusiasm. I hope everyone learned a lot about what&amp;#039;s going on in the world, and yo: happy birthday today if it&amp;#039;s your birthday. Photo Credit: Getty Images "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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