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"I wish these were Snooki&amp;#x27;s and JWoww&amp;#x27;s wedding dresses, but these are their Halloween costumes. But I like the girls even more based on their dedication to my fave holiday. I don&amp;#x27;t really get girls who are, like, &amp;quot;I don&amp;#x27;t have any girl friends, because girls are bitches.&amp;quot; Instead, I&amp;#x27;m partial to girls who, like Snooki and JWoww, know every girl needs another set of XX chromosomes in her life&amp;amp;#8212;even if you&amp;#x27;d rather watch a baseball game {say, the Red Sox winning the World Series } with the guys. I also like Snooki and JWoww because, hey, Jersey Strong. Anywho, two of my favorite Jersey girls recently went to try on wedding dresses, and the results were filled with jewels, sparkles, sheer bodices, and a call for Xanax, as you might expect. Click your way over to People to watch the clip. Snooki shows off her post-baby weight loss in a heavily beaded fit-to-flare gown, while JWoww models her dream dress, which has a ball-gown silhouette and a bejeweled sheer bodice&amp;amp;#8212;pretty much exactly what I&amp;#x27;d pick for her. Thoughts on Snooki&amp;#x27;s and JWoww&amp;#x27;s potential wedding dresses? In case you need a distraction this a.m., check out Snooki and JWoww&amp;#x27;s DOs and DON&amp;#x27;Ts of Being a Good Friend, a personal fave."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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