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" Hope you all had a good Fourth\u2014I did, and now I&amp;#039;m hunkered down with the summer cold, and taking DayQuil like it&amp;#039;s my job. I don&amp;#039;t know why I&amp;#039;m always caught so unawares by this\u2014stuffy nose, congestion, etc\u2014it&amp;#039;s been hitting me every year, right around the second week of July, since forever, like clockwork. Maybe it&amp;#039;s some sort of rebalance of pollen, maybe it&amp;#039;s some weird reaction to the Fourth of July, but, anyway, I&amp;#039;m siiiiiiiick. But, check out this news story a friend of mine dug up to make me feel better! Sneeze fetishists\u2014they exist! Sadly (luckily?) I&amp;#039;m not one of them! Thoughts? "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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