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" Flight of the Conchords&amp;#039; Kristen Schaal and her boyfriend, Daily Show writer Rich Blomquist, share a hilarious (and filthy) sense of humor, as evidenced in their fantastically funny new love manual, The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex. In it, the self-proclaimed sexperts offer &amp;quot;pubescaping&amp;quot; tips, stock &amp;quot;Cupid&amp;#039;s toolbox,&amp;quot; and suggest these can&amp;#039;t-miss pick-up lines for every possible romantic situation: If you just performed the Heimlich maneuver on someone: If I were that chicken bone, I wouldn&amp;#039;t have wanted to come out, either. Interoffice romance, chance meeting in stationery closet: Are you a pink eraser? Because I&amp;#039;d like to make a mistake and rub you all over.  If you just performed CPR on someone: I just saved your life. Will you save me a dance?  Birthday party: Are you a birthday candle? Because I&amp;#039;d like to blow you until I get my wish. All other situations: You better call 911 because my fantasy just mugged my wildest dreams. Also, I&amp;#039;m staring at a suspicious love package left by a sex terrorist! If you&amp;#039;re Prince William: Hi, I&amp;#039;m Prince William. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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