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"FacebookPinterest\n\nLadies and gents, we officially have a new entry into the bro literary canon. A Craigslist ad for a '97 Jeep Wrangler Sahara in McKinney, Texas is written not only as a means to sell this Triumph of the American Spirit, it is a call to arms for men everywhere to rise up and reclaim their manhood. It is a testament to all things masculine. It is the last stand against the \"metro feminine\" breach of our Y chromosome. It is...kind of misogynistic, and an eensy bit racist. But whatever. He manages to hit all the major talking points, both of a good sturdy Jeep and of manhood.\n\nThere's power:\n\n\"This baby's pulse is pumping 4.0 liters of uncensored raw fuel through her straight six nuclear power plant. And rest assured this is no metro feminine automatic...you command her to obey, with your calloused hand planted firmly on the shifter. And she will obey, the first time, every time.\"\n\nThere's grit:\n\n\"It has A/C but are you kidding me...Really! If you want to blow the sweat off your brow, you do it the old fashioned way: doors off, top down. \"What if it rains?\"...You whiney bitch! I told you to stop reading... Any man who drives this beast doesn't give a damn about rain. Not even skin melting acid rain, Cause he's already dripping wet in blood, sweat, dip spit, and fish guts.\"\n\nThere's...like we said a bit of racism, but also determination:\n\n\"If you are looking for the kind of jeep that has to be pansy parked in the garage, so the \"carpet doesn't get wet and soggy\" Then you should plant your Obama sticker on some Japanese piece of shit. Cause this thing has drain holes in the floor and rhino lined to let the blood drain out from the buffalo you just killed, with your bare hands.\"\n\nAnd finally, there is a reason to never, ever, be allowed anywhere near a woman:\n\n\"If you think you're ready to park this panty hauler on your tract of land. If you buy this jeep you better go get your old lady ready for some damn changes around your lair, cause this shit will be happening.\"\n\nDon't worry, he goes on to list what, exactly, will be happening. And while we have to give the guy credit, unlike some bro-tivational speeches we've seen, this one was remarkably coherent, but if you're going to go all-in on this brand of thinking, it might be time to call your real estate agent and locate a good lonely cave, since you'll probably be cooking those \"dead animals in the KITCHEN freezer\" all by yourself."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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