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"If you're going to fight a shark, punch it in the nose. If you're going to fight a baby, use the power of wind.\nFather and amateur baby fighter Gavin McInnes can help you overcome your fear of tiny humans with a few tips and tactics for baby fighting, like the ever popular sleeper hold.\nSee also: 14 Stunning Photographs That Bridge Past and Present\nAfter watching the video you might become overconfident in the face of an opponent in a onesie but remember, when battling babies, protect your eyes. Those tiny fingernails can really do some damage. \nBONUS: 10 Reasons You Should Stop Complaining About Baby Photos on Facebook\n\n\n\nReasons You Should Stop Complaining About Baby Photos on Facebook\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n1. Who doesn't appreciate a good prank photo?\n\n\nImage: Courtesy of Annie Colbert\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n2. When your friends bail on hanging out because they say their hands are full, at least you have photographic evidence.\n\n\nImage: Imgur, riin1979\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n3. Sometimes baby photos offer more top-notch style tips than Vogue.\n\n\nImage: Facebook\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n4. You get to feel nostalgic for the best times of your life.\n\n\nImage: Courtesy of Christine Erickson\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n5. Pictures of your friend's kids may inspire you to care for something more low-maintenance ... like a plant.\n\n\nImage: Imgur, nomdeweb\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n6. Childhood hairstyles are pretty entertaining.\n\n\nImage: Courtesy of Christine Erickson\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n7. If you don't want kids of your own, baby photos can serve as a reminder.\n\n\nImage: Imgur, MaryJaneSunshine\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n8. If  you haven't unfollowed the new parents or at least hid from your news feed, then part of you must secretly enjoy their posts.\n\n\nImage: Courtesy of Annie Colbert\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n9. Of all the terrible things worthy of complaint on Facebook, this should not be on your list.\n\n\nImage: Courtesy of Annie Colbert\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n10.  Most importantly, at the end of the day, at least it's not your crying baby.\n\n\nImage: Courtesy of Christine Erickson\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage: YouTube, Gavin McInnes"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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