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"Dumb and Dumber never looked so creepy.\nIn an alternate cut of the original movie, Josh Rocklage imagined a movie much different from the '90s comedy classic. The excitement of Jim Carrey's character is no longer endearing, and his obsession is no longer cute. Instead, Lloyd comes off as a deranged stalker with questionable motives.\nSee also: Movie Characters Jumpstart New Careers With Business Cards\nRemember, kids: Never get in a dog-shaped van with men in ruffled suits.\n\nHave something to add to this story? Share it in the comments.\nBONUS: 30 Movies Turning 30 in 2014\n\n\n\n30 Movies Turning 30 in 2014\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n1. The Natural\n\n\"Red, it took me 16 years to get here. You play me, and I'll give ya the best I got.\" - Roy Hobbs (Robert Redford)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n2. Karate Kid\n\n\"We make sacred pact. I promise teach karate to you, you promise learn. I say, you do, no questions.\" - Mr. Miyagi (Pat Morita)\n\nImage: Tumblr msmorra\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n3. The NeverEnding Story\n\n\"Having a luck dragon with you is the only way to go on a quest.\" - Falcor\n\nImage: Tumblr chicka-chicka-gifs\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n4. Ghostbusters\n\n\"Back off man, I'm a scientist.\" - Dr. Peter Venkman (Bill Murray)\n\nImage: Tumblr gif-it-me\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n5. Footloose\n\n\"Did you ever get busted for bopping?\" - Ren McCormack (Kevin Bacon)\n\nImage: Tumblr hellomymoodis\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n6. Spinal Tap\n\n\"You can't really dust for vomit.\" - Nigel Tufnel (Christopher Guest)\n\nImage: Tumblr clairedenis\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n7. Purple Rain\n\n\"That ain't lake Minnetonka.\" - The Kid (Prince)\n\nImage: Tumblr roguexxx\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n8. Breakin'\n\nWe can only imagine the hospital rooms that were filled with people who said, \"Oh that's easy, I can totally do that head spinny thing.\"\n\nImage: Tumblr mbransons\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n9. Gremlins\n\n\"Uh oh.\" - Gizmo\n\nImage: Tumblr totalfilm\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n10. Romancing the Stone\n\n\"Read it and weep. I always do.\" - Joan Wilder (Kathleen Turner)\n\nImage: Tumblr bellecs\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n11. The Muppets Take Manhattan\n\n\"I'm staying! You hear that, New York? THE FROG IS STAYING!\" - Kermit\n\nImage: Tumblr zoearcher\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n12. Revenge of the Nerds\n\n\"I say we blow the f*ckers up.\" - Booger (Curtis Armstrong)\n\nImage: Tumblr do-androidsdreamof-electricsheep\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n13. Bachelor Party\n\n\"Hi, come on in! Drugs to the right, hookers to the left.\" - Ryko (Michael Dudikoff)\n\nImage: Tumblr televandalist\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n14. Sixteen Candles\n\n\"Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?\" - Farmer Ted (Anthony Michael Hall)\n\nImage: Tumblr smileslovesyou\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n15. Splash\n\n\"I don't understand. All my life I've been waiting for someone and when I find her, she's... she's a fish.\" - Allen Bauer (Tom Hanks)\n\nImage: Tumblr chloboatsailing\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n16. Red Dawn\n\n\"C'mon! We're all going to die, die standing up!\" - Jed (Patrick Swayze)\n\nImage: Tumblr riverph0enix\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n17. The Terminator\n\n\"I'll be back.\" - The Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger)\n\nImage: Tumblr do-androidsdreamof-electricsheep\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n18. Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom\n\n\"It's okay, kid. It's me.\" - Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford)\n\nImage: Tumblr hopeless-evil\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n19. Amadeus\n\n\"Forgive me, Majesty. I am a vulgar man! But I assure you, my music is not.\" - Mozart (Tim Hulce)\n\nImage: Tumblr thekingsahni\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n20. Beverly Hills Cop\n\n\"Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the f*ckin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?\" - Axel Foley (Eddie Murphy)\n\nImage: Tumblr totalfilm\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n21. Police Academy\n\n\"Don't move, dirtbag!\" - Laverne Hooks (Marion Ramsey)\n\nImage: Tumblr in-love-with-movies\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n22. Top Secret!\n\n\"For as long as a single man is forced to cower under the iron fist of oppression, as long as a child cries out in the night, or an actor can be elected president, we must continue the struggle.\" - Hillary Flammond (Lucy Gutteridge)\n\nImage: Tumblr thrillyourwill\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n23. Dune\n\n\"He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing.\" - Paul Atreides (Kyle MacLachlan)\n\nImage: Tumblr thats-n0-moon\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n24. Star Trek III: The Search for Spock\n\n\"I have been and ever shall be your friend.\" - Spock (Leonard Nemoy)\n\nImage: Tumblr startrekgifs\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n25. The Last Starfighter\n\n\"Teriffic. I'm about to get killed a million miles from nowhere with a gung-ho iguana who tells me to relax.\" - Alex Rogan (Lance Guest)\n\nImage: Tumblr vdo-androidsdreamof-electricsheep\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n26. A Nightmare on Elm Street\n\n\"I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy.\" - Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund)\n\nImage: Tumblr n0tyouraveragesu1cide\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n27. Children of the Corn\n\n\"Outlander! Outlander! We have your woman!\" - Isaac (John Franklin)\n\nImage: Tumblr horrorslut\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n28. Firestarter\n\n\"If I do something bad, will you still love me?\" - Charlie McGee (Drew Barrymore)\n\nImage: Tumblr whatisabitch\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n29. Repo Man\n\n\"A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations.\" - Bud (Harry Dean Stanton)\n\nImage: Tumblr retro-fiend\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n30. Nineteen Eighty-Four\n\n\"Thoughtcrime is death.\" - Winston Smith (John Hurt)\n\nImage: Tumblr futurastic\n\n\n\n\n"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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