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" So, ICYMI, some woman in Houston stabbed a dude in the head with her stiletto. And killed him. Yeah.  While there&amp;#039;s no word as to why she lashed out as she did, the story got us thinking about some of the other outrageous physical attacks on men of late, from self-defense to crimes of passion. Obviously, we don&amp;#039;t condone any of these insane actions, but these bizarre tales should nonetheless make your man think twice before calling you crazy.  Woman poisons her ex husband with itching powder.   After breaking into her ex&amp;#039;s house, a Virginia woman cut the lines to the guy&amp;#039;s fridge, then spiked his mayonnaise with itching powder. After he made himself a sandwich using the creamy spread, he landed in the hospital\u2014and incriminating messages sent from the woman to her new lover got her a 10-year prison sentence. Woman allegedly spikes her lover&amp;#039;s coffee with antifreeze.  A Houston doctor has been accused of lacing her regular hook-up&amp;#039;s coffee with antifreeze, which caused him to go into renal failure. The guy, who is also a doctor, says he noticed his coffee tasted sweeter than usual but as told that it was the &amp;quot;Splenda.&amp;quot; The woman&amp;#039;s lawyer maintains her innocence. Woman slips tranquilizers into new husband&amp;#039;s coffee.  While on her honeymoon, at 78-year-old woman from Nova Scotia\u2014who has a long record of relationship-related convictions\u2014put tranquilizers in her 76-year-old husband&amp;#039;s coffee. She&amp;#039;ll serve three and a half years of prison time after pleading guilty to her crimes. Well, we guess that&amp;#039;s one way to signal that the honeymoon&amp;#039;s over...eesh. Woman ends knife-throwing practice by throwing knife at boyfriend&amp;#039;s chest  Um, yikes? After a woman and her boyfriend purchased a knife set and target\u2014so she could practice her knife-throwing skills, duh\u2014she decided to hurl one of the pointy objects at her boyfriend. Woman fights off potential sexual predator with an umbrella.  After being accosted on a bike path by a man who ordered her to strip naked, an Australian woman used the only weapon she had on her to fight back: Her umbrella. She hit him with the contraption and started screaming, which made the guy finally run away, leaving her scared but ultimately unharmed. Way to think quick in a pinch, girl. Woman goes ape shit on man after he ruins her bible.  A Northern California woman got super pissed after her husband alledgely ripped her bible in half\u2014to the point that she shoved him and hit him repeatedly, and ended up getting arrested for spousal abuse. Clearly, this is not something Jesus would do. Woman attacks man with a Crown Royale bottle.  In Oklahoma, a woman cracked a bottle over her boyfriend&amp;#039;s head\u2014because he was smoking in their house. When police arrived, she told them her man &amp;quot;fell&amp;quot; and she was promptly arrested. Woman sent to jail for threatening to cut off man&amp;#039;s penis.   Ever tempted to scare your man by threatening to go all Game of Thrones on him? (Of course not, right?) Well, a 60-year-old woman is now in jail for brandishing a knife and threatening to cut off her live-in man&amp;#039;s member, saying &amp;quot; &amp;quot;Do you remember the Bobbitt case? That can happen to you.&amp;quot; Ouch. Woman found guilty of cutting off man&amp;#039;s penis and putting it into a garbage disposal  A woman in California went a step further: Not only did she sever her ex-husband&amp;#039;s peen, she then tossed it into the garbage disposal. The incident happened in 2011 but woman was just recently tried and found guilty of torture and aggravated mayhem, for which she&amp;#039;ll be sentenced later this month. Photos:1. Columbia Pictures, 2. thinkstockphoto, 3. via New World Pictures, 4. thinkstockphoto, 5. Dimension Films, 6. X17online, 7. via United Artists, 8. FameFlynet, 9. HBO, 10. flickr.com/photos/fallsroad "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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