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"   UM, here&amp;#039;s an intense real-life rom-com plot if I&amp;#039;ve ever heard one: Some guy in Flatiron, New York has taken to Craigslist to post a Help Wanted ad for a &amp;quot;pretty, thin, educated female in her 20s or 30s (with great taste and strong writing ability)&amp;quot; to... go through online dating profiles for him (via Beta Beat). Because being a douche, after all, is a time-consuming job. Sorry, I meant entrepreneur. To be more specific, here&amp;#039;s his own description of this fascinating, glamorous job.  Successful entrepreneur needs discerning woman to handle online dating communications for him for roughly an hour per day. Process: 1. Review profiles of women on 3 or 4 dating sites 2. Per criteria you will be provided, mark as &amp;quot;Favorite&amp;quot; all potential women to contact 3. You&amp;#039;ll let me know when to review Favorites periodically and I&amp;#039;ll delete those I&amp;#039;m not interested in 4. You&amp;#039;ll write to and exchange messages with the remaining Favorites and try to set dates Here&amp;#039;s the kicker. It pays $100 a week. I made more money watering my neighbor&amp;#039;s plants when she was on vacation and I was thirteen. A measly hundy per week to sort through all the outdated selfies and quotes from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind that Internet dating has to offer? No, thank you. I don&amp;#039;t even have the energy to do that for my own damn self. Furthermore, who else feels like every woman this guy goes out with NEEDS to have this information? Follow Anna on Twitter: @annabreslaw Image via istockphoto "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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