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"  Skip battling the crowds for not-so-great sales and have way more fun doing these things from your bed instead.  1. Obviously, exercise appropriately. strong&amp;gt;2. Read Black Friday horror stories from your bed. Praise yourself for not being  one of these fools. 3. Start wrapping your holiday presents. It&amp;#039;s already Hanukkah, which means it&amp;#039;s essentially already Christmas. You&amp;#039;re going to want to be lazy then, too, so  get on it now. 4. Speaking of holidays, start planning your tropical vacation. It&amp;#039;s already fucking freezing outside and it&amp;#039;s only going to get worse, so be proactive. 5. Take up knitting.You&amp;#039;ve definitely always wanted to learn. Or just...watch YouTube videos of people knitting. That sounds quaint and quiet and not creepy at all. 6. Leftovers eating competition. Some kind of reverse Hunger Games-esque thing where you feel like death from eating but decide to persist anyway. Honestly, your brother doesn&amp;#039;t stand a chance. You&amp;#039;re a champ, always.  7. Also, why haven&amp;#039;t you gone to see Catching Fire yet!? Go see Catching Fire right now. 8. For maximum productivity, write your New Years resolutions. Edit them. Reflect. Rethink. Decide not to do them? Make &amp;quot;until New Years resolutions&amp;quot; or something so you don&amp;#039;t feel so badly when you can&amp;#039;t do them longer than a month. 9. Paint your nails. Productive AND  beautiful! 10. Mentally prepare for  Cyber Monday, because you need cute new outfits for all those holiday parties.  Want more from Tess? Follow her on  Twitter. Photo Credit: Touchstone "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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