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"If you give a perimenopausal women a glass of wine, she&amp;#039;ll probably ask you for a glass of ice water on the side. You&amp;#039;ll give her some of your best ice water, and then she&amp;#039;ll want you to turn down the heat or open the window. After you open the window, she&amp;#039;ll start to get cold and want to borrow your favorite sweater. While you&amp;#039;re searching through your closet, she&amp;#039;ll get hot again and ask the other party guests if they wouldn&amp;#039;t mind opening the door to let in some air. By the time you get back with the sweater, she&amp;#039;ll ask if she can borrow your summer fan. You&amp;#039;ll have to dig in the attic to find the fan, and she&amp;#039;ll want you to plug it in, so you&amp;#039;ll have to move the furniture away from the wall to find the outlet. And when you&amp;#039;re finished plugging in the fan, she&amp;#039;ll want to borrow a sweater again, though you&amp;#039;ve already leant it to another guest. So she&amp;#039;ll go upstairs to look through your wardrobe, and she&amp;#039;ll find your best evening jacket. Wearing a jacket reminds her that it&amp;#039;s dinnertime and she&amp;#039;s hungry, and she&amp;#039;ll ask you if you could make her something to eat with a little less spice to it. So you&amp;#039;ll whip up a dish of milder food. Eating the food will remind her that she&amp;#039;s thirsty. And being thirsty, reminds her of the glass of wine. She&amp;#039;ll ask you to try white this time because you know what happens with red. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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