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"By now we&amp;amp;#8217;ve all learned the lesson that tights are not pants. Maybe it&amp;amp;#8217;s time to start a similar campaign to teach celebrities that shirts are not dresses? Check out some funky fashion faux pas from Sunday night&amp;amp;#8217;s BET Awards, after the jump. I&amp;amp;#8217;m all about white dresses right now and I love that Zoe Saldana (who nailed every single outfit on her Star Wars press tour) took the one-shoulder trend to the next level with just one sleeve. But fit matters when it comes to a body-con dress, and this one just doesn&amp;amp;#8217;t look like it hugs the right places. Amber Rose (who, despite rumors to the contrary, looks like she&amp;amp;#8217;s very much still with Kanye West) also got dolled up in white but&amp;amp;#133;where&amp;amp;#8217;s the rest of her dress!? A micromini is one thing, but this looks straight up like a top to me. I guess she never heard Susan&amp;amp;#8217;s rule about hemlines? Beyonce went with a dress from the much-loved (and Michael Jackson-inspired) Balmain spring 2009 collection. Again, I have to wonder where the rest of this one is (and why she wore it with a pair of purple patterned heels). Tyra, Tyra, Tyra. Considering you&amp;amp;#8217;re one of the world&amp;amp;#8217;s most successful supermodels, I shouldn&amp;amp;#8217;t really be dishing out wardrobe advice to you. But I&amp;amp;#8217;m not a fan of this take on the menswear trend&amp;amp;#8212;it feels very &amp;amp;#8220;Nine to Five&amp;amp;#8221; and the color combination isn&amp;amp;#8217;t working for me at all. And finally, we come to what I feel is the evening&amp;amp;#8217;s most memorable look: Melody Thornton, in an Alexander McQueen fringed &amp;amp;#8220;dress&amp;amp;#8221; with a nude body stocking underneath. Somebody was hungry for a bit of attention last night, huh? What do you dolls think of the red carpet fashion from the BET Awards? Who made the worst faux pas? Whose look are you actually loving? And how would you have saved some of these Don&amp;amp;#8217;ts? Discuss! Photos: Getty Images Entertainment"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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