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"      Published in the May 2014 issue Here&amp;#039;s that joke: A guy is telling his friend that he is scheduled to be operated on tomorrow. &amp;quot;Oh, what type of operation is it?&amp;quot; the friend asks. &amp;quot;This sounds a little odd at my age, but I&amp;#039;m going to be circumcised.&amp;quot; The friend, trying to be reassuring, replies, &amp;quot;Well, I had that done a week after I was born.&amp;quot; The guy asks, &amp;quot;Did it hurt?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Hurt? I couldn&amp;#039;t walk for a year.&amp;quot; About the jokester: Katie Lowes was about to become Connie Britton&amp;#039;s personal assistant when Scandal came calling. The 31-year-old actress had done just about every other side job in Hollywood, but the Nashville and Friday Night Lights actress encouraged Lowes to go out for another round of auditions instead of working for her. It was advice well-taken: Lowes landed her part on ABC&amp;#039;s monster hit a week later. She plays Quinn, the newest member of Kerry Washington&amp;#039;s team of fast-talking fixers. The show has had the Queens, New York, native running around Washington in professional business attire in one scene and having a tooth forcibly removed in nothing but a duct-tape bra in the next. We&amp;#039;re pleased to present her in a slightly more relaxed state. \u2014Matt Goulet   "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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