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"  Chrissy Stockton over at Thought Catalog has helpfully compiled an awful list of &amp;quot;feedback&amp;quot; from 100 guys on what they consider poor form in the bedroom. And oh my, aren&amp;#039;t their suggestions varied \u2014 which is ironic, because had Stockton also asked their female sex partners for their thoughts, it&amp;#039;s likely that a clear majority would have answered &amp;quot;discussing my bedroom behavior on the Internet,&amp;quot; even somewhat anonymously, as a clear turn-off. Common issues listed include those surrounding dick size \u2014 no laughing, please \u2014 and, in the same vein, asking &amp;quot;is it in yet?&amp;quot; when, you know, it is. Although if you have to ask, you don&amp;#039;t know, so it&amp;#039;s a fair question. The guys surveyed also are not OK one bit with poor hygiene downstairs, being called the wrong name, having to indulge in kissing post-blow job (snowballing, eek) and, continuing the fearful &amp;quot;no homo, bro&amp;quot; behavior, receiving any sort of ass play or their own. And they hate it when you fart, they REALLY hate it. Here&amp;#039;s a brief list of the more unusual/terrible responses too: &amp;quot;I was having a one-time hookup with a girl and as we were about to have sex she said &amp;quot;make love to me.&amp;quot; I was so taken aback and turned off that I didn&amp;#039;t enjoy the sex at all.&amp;quot; \u2014 Pete, 25. Pete is not the romantic type, you see. &amp;quot;Say &amp;quot;I love you&amp;quot; for the first time.&amp;quot; Chad, 31. Also Chad re: not a romantic. &amp;quot;Talk. Men don&amp;#039;t like talking.&amp;quot; Jeff, 24. And also Jeff re: not a romantic. Cry.&amp;quot; \u2014 Ross, 30. &amp;quot;Cry.&amp;quot; \u2014 Steve, 29. Yeesh. What are these guys doing?! &amp;quot;Surprise me with having a dick.&amp;quot; \u2014 Mike, 27. &amp;quot;The biggest turnoff is a woman who emasculates you. That&amp;#039;s my dealbreaker. I don&amp;#039;t think there&amp;#039;s anything worse than that.&amp;quot; \u2014 Jackson, 31. And with that alone, I feel comfortable saying that Jackson is a douche. &amp;quot;Loose pussy&amp;quot; \u2014 Craig, 27. Craig is also a douche. &amp;quot;Go to sleep while your partner has a hard on, on a regular basis.&amp;quot; \u2014 Jon, 32. Oh, but Jon is the worst. THE WORST.  Now, let&amp;#039;s take this as an opportunity to vent over what guys are doing wrong also. I&amp;#039;ll start with &amp;quot;not even bothering to make/clean the bed beforehand,&amp;quot; because I&amp;#039;m so over finding pizza crumbs in the sheets mid-foreplay. Please let this not just be a problem I alone have to deal with. Photo Credit: Getty Images  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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