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" 11. Snow White, Snow White &amp;quot;Someday my Prince will come?&amp;quot; Noooo. Go to grad school. 10. Aurora, Sleeping Beauty Pretty, but vapid. Then again, I don&amp;#039;t think Disney princess were allowed to have personalities pre-Beauty and The Beast. Wasn&amp;#039;t in the contract. Also, nobody had invented fire yet, and Pangaea was one massive supercontinent. 9. Cinderella, Cinderella Points for being an animal lover, but I guess you&amp;#039;re not so much an animal lover when you&amp;#039;re basically just making them help you clean your stepmother&amp;#039;s toilets all day. I&amp;#039;ve said it before and I&amp;#039;ll say it again (I&amp;#039;ve never said it before): Woodland creatures need a workers union. 8. Rapunzel, Tangled Feisty, but ultimately unmemorable. 7. Ariel, The Little Mermaid It&amp;#039;s not really her fault that the conceit of the movie is &amp;quot;Men will fall in love with you even if you have never exchanged a single word of conversation,&amp;quot; but it still sort of gives me the icks. Also, props for hoarding. 6. Pocahontas, Pocahontas Painting with every single color of the wind is hard. I can only paint with like half, then I get bored and go eat a sandwich. Loses points for being kind of a dick to Kocoum (RIP). There are nicer ways to tell someone you&amp;#039;re not into them. 5. Jasmine, Aladdin Jasmine is cranky as hell and fetishizes poverty even as she continues to live in the Sultan&amp;#039;s palace and drape herself in luxurious royal cloth and stuff, which is actually very human and realistic, so points for that. 4. Belle, Beauty and The Beast Points for literacy and ability to see inner beauty. 3. Merida, Brave Girlfriend knows curly haired problems. Also the first confirmed badass Disney princess with nary a love interest in sight, unless you count weaponry. 2. Tiana, The Princess and The Frog The only Disney princess who&amp;#039;s ever had a real job. Indentured servitude to relatives does not count. Get money, get paid. 1. Mulan, Mulan  Who isn&amp;#039;t a sucker for the old &amp;quot;girl dresses up like boy to do something girls aren&amp;#039;t allowed to do&amp;quot; story? It&amp;#039;s Yentl with swordplay! But ultimately it&amp;#039;s Mulan&amp;#039;s derpiness and ineptitude as a Lady that pushes her to the top of the pile. You don&amp;#039;t get a lot of self-aware derpiness in Disney princesses. &amp;quot;Reflection,&amp;quot; in addition to being the #2 song that every 8th grade girl sang in the middle school talent show (#1 being &amp;quot;On My Own,&amp;quot; naturally) is basically a ballad about how derpiness is stopping Mulan \u2014 or, if you&amp;#039;re watching the credits, Christina Aguilera \u2014 from being a Real Woman. And who can&amp;#039;t relate to that? Mulan is a badass who&amp;#039;s relatable and easy to like. What Your Favorite Disney Princess Says About Your Personality: Part 1 What Your Favorite Disney Princess Says About Your Personality: Part 2  Follow Anna on Twitter.   Photo Credit: HBO "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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