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" Each morning, we will read the Internet so you don&amp;#039;t have to. Here are our takeaways: DON&amp;#039;T EVEN TRY TO SPY ON BEARS \u2022 In Bolivia, some they are destroying hidden cameras. BECOME A RACECAR DRIVER \u2022 By playing video games. LEARN ABOUT COFFEE DEFECATED BY BRAZILIAN BIRDS \u2022 It&amp;#039;s good shit, apparently. REMEMBER YOUR UNIFORMS \u2022 A Colombian professional soccer team forgot their uniforms for their game, so they had to buy counterfeits from an illicit vendor, and then write on their numbers with markers. STAY ON THE INTERNET, ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER \u2022 And just keep yelling things in YouTube clips forever. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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