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"   Chef Gordon Ramsay continued his reign of terror last night on Hell&amp;#039;s Kitchen with a lesson in cooking fish. The contestants were strangely horrified by handling seafood. For people who prepare food for a living, it&amp;#039;s surprising, their aversion to food. Ramsay screamed and swore and diners seemed not so pleased by some risotto &amp;quot;you wouldn&amp;#039;t even serve to a (swear word) pig.&amp;quot; It&amp;#039;s just sad he doesn&amp;#039;t speak his mind more often. Another one not lacking in confidence: Tyra, who looked back on the best of her &amp;quot;social experiments&amp;quot; on The Tyra Banks Show (hey, it&amp;#039;s summer. None of us want to do any real work \u2013 why would Tyra?). There is no problem Tyra won&amp;#039;t tackle, from girls who party too much to women uncomfortable dating outside of their comfort zone to teenage girls desperate to be popular. Hey Tyra: I&amp;#039;m too lazy to do my laundry sometimes. Can we conduct an &amp;quot;experiment&amp;quot; where someone comes by to wash my clothes? Thanks. File it under cute: Creature Comforts. For those who haven&amp;#039;t seen it, it&amp;#039;s real people&amp;#039;s voices, turned into animals and animated by the &amp;quot;Wallace and Gromit&amp;quot; people. Dudes talking about their armpit hair are dogs. A guy complaining about having no jaw is a donkey. And one who hates his beak-like big nose? He&amp;#039;s a toucan. The show started as a short film that won an Oscar. After the ensuing series was a hit on the BBC, CBS picked it up here. The half-hour never gets old: Lobsters with Maine accents, pigeons making philosophical arguments about art while pooping on a statue \u2013 it&amp;#039;s like a little delightful gem on Monday nights. And speaking of cute, as I&amp;#039;m not a mom, I have never before seen BabyFirst (www.babyfirsttv.com), the satellite TV channel for tots that features talking tractors, singing mice and a finger drawing pictures in sand. Many of you may have already discovered it. But while visiting a friend in Mass. and her cuter-than-seems-possible 18-month-old, I saw it for the first time and was mesmerized. I spent my childhood plunked in front of the tube, but I&amp;#039;m pretty sure I was watching Yan Can Cook or something because had I been able to watch squirrels look for acorns, that would have been awesome. Incidentally: The baby? Loves it, and for the record is hardly a boob tuber, as most of her time is spent running around outside, where a kid belongs. My friend? About to lose her mind, if she has to watch one more dancing rodent. What do you think of modern kiddie programming? Sound off in comments!  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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