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"#TeamPLL, can you believe it&amp;#x27;s been 100 episodes already? I can&amp;#x27;t either! I also can&amp;#x27;t believe how good last night&amp;#x27;s epi of Pretty Little Liars was. It felt like the good old days of seasons one through three. There was sex, genuine frights, and the surprising return of not one, not two, but THREE characters! Holy smokes &amp;quot;Miss Me x 100&amp;quot; was amazing. I&amp;#x27;m now officially Jesse Spano excited for the rest of season five. But first, we must talk about everything that went down during &amp;quot;100.&amp;quot; Look who&amp;#x27;s back!!! It&amp;#x27;s Caleb. We open with Hanna and Travis trying to look at the stars via telescope for a school project, but clearly Hanna&amp;#x27;s mind is focused on the next day because Ali&amp;#x27;s returning back to Rosewood High. Han&amp;#x27;s worried that everyone is going to think the other Liars are Ali&amp;#x27;s puppets (they will), but Travis says they won&amp;#x27;t (because he&amp;#x27;s good dude and he&amp;#x27;s trying to get up in them drawers). Well done, Trav! Aria and Ezra are walking around town and talking about Shana. They share a tender moment: I know, I know. We&amp;#x27;re 10 seconds into this episode, and I&amp;#x27;m already done, but I so don&amp;#x27;t want Ezria to happen again. Aaaaaaaaaaand, thankfully, it&amp;#x27;s not because they see Ali on the street. Ali says she had to get dropped off outside her dad&amp;#x27;s office to pick up her enrollment forms for school. Mmm-hmm, probably a lie, but before anyone can call her on it, a bus drives by and Jenna gets off: Toby and Spencer discuss Ali when he gets a phone call from Jenna. He goes to meet up with her as he just found out that Shana is dead. Spence goes to the Liars, and Aria advises that Spence tells the truth about what happened in New York. Still, they&amp;#x27;re worried that Jenna is going to try and get revenge on them over Shana: The next morning, Ali returns to school and everyone is looking at her, so the Liars all head into school together: Spence gets summoned to the principal&amp;#x27;s office, and Mama Hastings is there. MH tells her that she&amp;#x27;s leaving Papa Hastings and Spence is coming with her: But also, really, bitch? Didn&amp;#x27;t Spence just leave home like 10 minutes ago? Couldn&amp;#x27;t you have told her this before she put on her clothes and swirled some Listerine in her mouth? #Ignorant. Meanwhile, Lucas invites Hanna and Travis to a party he&amp;#x27;s throwing that evening for his girlfriend. Aww, he has a girlfriend?! So cu&amp;amp;#8212;oh, wait a minute. As soon as Hanna accepts the invitation and walks away, Lucas has a shady look in his eyes. WTF?! At the Hastings, the ladies are packing, and MH thinks that Papa Hastings might&amp;#x27;ve had something to do with Mrs. DiLaurentis&amp;#x27; death. Now I feel bad about yelling at Veronica earlier: Syd asks Em to come to the school&amp;#x27;s Frozen sing-along, and Paige clearly overhears this and it&amp;#x27;s like can Paige stop being so freakin&amp;#x27; tragic? Like... Aria goes to visit Jenna, who has left the front door of her house unlocked, so Aria just walks right in. WHO THE F**K DOES THAT? Anyway, she finds Jenna sobbing on the floor and does this: Em brings Paige to Ali, so the two of them can resolve their issues. Ali apologizes, and Paige says that she was happy Ali was gone and hates her: Spence updates Hanna about everything, and we cut back to Em, Ali, and Paige. Em and Paige are going out to the Frozen sing-along with Syd, but Ali wants to stay at Em&amp;#x27;s place for a bit. Before Em leaves, Ali apologizes for making it seem like she wasn&amp;#x27;t into Em and that their kisses weren&amp;#x27;t just for practice: Hanna is at the coffee shop, picking up beverages to go for her and Travis when she sees Caleb!!!!!! OK, even though his haircut is kind of a remix on Julia Roberts&amp;#x27; Tinkerbell &amp;#x27;do from Hook, I&amp;#x27;m still like: But seriously, this is the moment I have been waiting for all season! He notices her and Travis&amp;#x27; names on the two coffees and disappears. No!! Hanna&amp;#x27;s at Lucas&amp;#x27; party, but instead of hanging out with Travis, she&amp;#x27;s on her phone leaving hella voice-mail messages for Caleb. Damn, Trav. She hangs up and is clearly drunk: I know it&amp;#x27;s a weeknight, but Hanna is drinking like it&amp;#x27;s Saturday night. Anyway, Ali leaves her house, and a car follows her down the street: She runs into a church and sends a SOS text message to the Liars. Just then, Mona appears... ...and she tells Ali that she can prove the Liars were in NYC the night Shana was murdered. Mo says she&amp;#x27;ll leave her alone if she leaves town forever. Ali says she&amp;#x27;s staying and can make Mona a loser again. Mo slaps the mess out of her... ...and Alison slaps her back, cutting her face: Later on, Jenna shows up at Aria&amp;#x27;s house and scares the mess out of her. Jenna says she knows it was Aria who came by earlier. Even though they have a troubled relationship, they spend some time together talking about Shana: Ali, Aria, Em, and Spence wait for the other girls to show up at Em&amp;#x27;s. Ali tells them what happened but lies and says she didn&amp;#x27;t slap Mo back. OMG! WHY ARE YOU LYING ABOUT THE MOST INCONSEQUENTIAL GARBAGE? Drunk Hanna arrives home safely&amp;amp;#8212;thanks, Travis!&amp;amp;#8212;and she tells her mom that Caleb&amp;#x27;s back. Across town, Em decides to spend the night at Ali&amp;#x27;s: Aria visits Ez and brings pie, they share tender moment #2 (she has whip cream on her face, he wipes it off and eats it), and he tries to convince her to stop beating herself up over Shana. He lifts up his shirt and shows her the giant scar Shana gave him. Whew! Boy&amp;#x27;s got abs: She lifts up his shirt, caresses his scar, and he gives her a look like: And she does. We return to Em and Ali, who are now in bed. Neither can sleep, so they turn over and face each other and make out: #TeamEmisonForever. The next day at school, the Liars meet up at school and the mood has shifted. That&amp;#x27;s because Mo told everyone what happened at the church and shows a video of what Ali said and the slap. WOW!!! THIS BITCH MADE A VINE VIDEO OF ALISON SLAPPING THE S**T OUT OF HER. I HATE MONA, BUT I HAVE TO GIVE HER ALL THE DAMN PROPS FOR THIS. LIKE EVERY SINGLE PROP OUT OF CARROT TOP&amp;#x27;S TRUNK: The Liars can&amp;#x27;t believe it and confront Ali. They&amp;#x27;re pissed and sick of the lies. Syd and Jenna meet up with Mona. WTF?! Syd is in on this? I just can&amp;#x27;t. I mean, this chick just moved to town, and she&amp;#x27;s already pulling a Morgan Freeman in Driving Miss Daisy and taking Jenna around and joining her schemes? Jenna must have magic vajayjay. Anyway, the trio are happy that everything is going according to plan. Later that night, Spence and Toby are hanging out in his car. He&amp;#x27;s not upset that she waited so long to tell him about Shana. They are true boos, y&amp;#x27;all: Caleb is chilling at a playground, and Hanna finds him. He says he&amp;#x27;s been avoiding her because he doesn&amp;#x27;t want to screw up her relationship with Travis. Then they catch up on some other bullshit that went down on Ravenswood (I didn&amp;#x27;t watch that garbage): Ali and Em are alone, and Ali&amp;#x27;s trying to apologize again, but Em just wants the truth. Ali tries to kiss her, and Em turns her down. Just then, there&amp;#x27;s breaking news on TV: The police department is planning on making a statement about Jane Doe&amp;#x27;s body that was buried in Ali&amp;#x27;s grave: Hanna gets a text and tells Caleb to come with her. They meet up with the Liars, Ez, and Toby to watch the news. The body belongs to a Radley patient named Bethany Young. Ummmm, who da f**k is that? And just then, a bomb goes off!! Toby&amp;#x27;s house was blown up! He races inside, and the Liars&amp;#x27; phones buzz: They all get a text from &amp;quot;A.&amp;quot; We don&amp;#x27;t see it, but I&amp;#x27;m pretty sure the text reads: We end on &amp;quot;A&amp;quot; looking at a box of dolls. Standing. Ovation. Alrighty, what did you think of the 100th episode? Are you officially sick of Ali&amp;#x27;s lies?"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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