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"  John Stamos wants to talk  sex  and we are all wet panties, I mean, ears! The former Full House star and current hot piece is hosting a new Web show on Yahoo with the cheeky title, Losing My Virginity with John Stamos. On the show, Stamos will grill major celebs about the dirty details of their first sexual encounters. Have mercy! He even wants to try and reunite guests with their firsts. I&amp;#039;m just picturing Lilo being reunited with some greasy pony-tailed TV producer who was 45 when she was 13. #romantic The idea came to Stamos years ago when he met his friend&amp;#039;s sister at band practice.  &amp;quot;She&amp;#039;s about 10 years older than me and I was in my late 30s then, and I said, &amp;#039;Nice to meet you,&amp;#039;&amp;quot; Stamos told E! Online. &amp;quot;She said, &amp;#039;Meet you?! Don&amp;#039;t you remember? I took your virginity.&amp;quot; Oops! After jogging his memory, it finally came back to him. &amp;quot;I said to her, &amp;#039;I remember now. We were driving and I dropped my keys between my legs and you grabbed me. She was like, &amp;#039;No, it was more romantic than that. I held your hand and we walked through a park together.&amp;#039; The stories were vastly different.&amp;quot; Oh, really Uncle Jesse, you didn&amp;#039;t remember the  hand-holding  in the park, but you did remember the rub-and-tug? Typical! I gotta say, J Stamz is sounding less like my hot teen fantasy and a lot more like, I don&amp;#039;t know, EVERY GUY ON EARTH.  The Web show, which airs next spring, will use Barbies and animations to re-create the raunchiest moments of the stories. Barbie sex narrated by John Stamos? Oh, hell yes! Normally, I would recommend hosting a fun viewing party for an event like this but I think I&amp;#039;m gonna watch this one alone.  According to Stamos, &amp;quot;One very big star said, &amp;#039;I gotta be on your show. He said, &amp;#039;My first time was in a cornfield and there was poison oak in the field. So every time I have sex now, I itch.&amp;#039; That&amp;#039;s the kind of story I want on the show.&amp;quot; Want more musings from Rose? Follow her on Twitter. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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