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" Dear E. Jean: Please put me out of my misery. For a year I&amp;#039;ve been tormented: Should I give in to vanity and get modest-size breast implants, or should I endure my saggy breasts, which are causing me to lose my desire for sex? I&amp;#039;m a 28-year-old mother of two, but my breasts make me feel 40!\u2014To Sag or Not to Sag Sag, sweetheart: Alack! I can no more talk you into accepting your breasts as they are than I can talk you into accepting Pam Anderson as your personal savior. It all comes down to one philosophical question: Will you be happier with zippy breasts? For 16 years I&amp;#039;ve begged women to discover the &amp;quot;right&amp;quot; answer\u2014i.e., to be happy with their bosoms, whether round, flat, small, large, coned, ballooned, barrel-shaped, or bouncing like two basketballs. And, of course, I realize (at last!) there is no right answer. A sexy, young mother of two, such as yourself, might actually feel 50 times happier with a sprightly breast lift (excess skin is removed and your cups are reconstructed) or with smallish implants. It&amp;#039;s your body; make yourself happy.\u2014Ravishing Regards, E. Jean. Dear E. Jean: I&amp;#039;m still in a quandry about my breasts. The sight of them kills my libido. But should I do the noble thing and &amp;quot;accept my body for the way it is?&amp;quot; I&amp;#039;m deeply conflicted.\u2014Insanity Over Vanity Insanity, my craved luv: Wonderful hearing from you again! But for God&amp;#039;s sake, boobs aren&amp;#039;t everything. Do what makes you delight in yourself. \u2014Ravishing Regards, E. Jean Dear E. Jean: I received a reply so quickly, I was worried the advice was not from E. Jean herself, but from a prot\u00E9g\u00E9, an assistant, or an adoring kept man, and that E. Jean is out drinking pineapple martinis. On the other hand, if this is really E. Jean, you are much better-looking than Dr. Phil!\u2014Worrisome Dear Worrisome, my pineapple: I raise a martini and toast to you and to all ELLE readers! May your umlauts bounce with joy and verve through the coming year! E-mail your questions to e.jean@askejean.com Related:  Ask E. Jean: How to Cope When Your Ex Gets Engaged  Related: Ask E. Jean: The Benefits of Sleeping Alone Related:  Ask E. Jean: Weighing the Pros and Cons of An Unusual Job Offer  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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