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"FacebookPinterest\n\nWorst ever? Yeah, right, how bad could it possiblyyyyyeeesh, okay, yeah, now that I look at it. Definitely. Is that a purple golf polo? With a bow tie? Is that a clip-on? Did Craig Sager win a seat somewhere? Am I having a seizure? Can someone make it stop?\n\nOkay. Calm. Breathe. Alright, Congressman...Jared Polis of Colorado. Wow, a Democrat? Thanks, Obama. But anyway, Jared. It's fine. We can help. You should let us help you. Because seriously, forget immigration reform. Keep this up, and I'm going Ted Cruz 2016, straight up.\n\n[via Chris Armstrong]"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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