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"  1. The meaningless ways in which various alcohol affects a person. &amp;quot;Tequila makes me hyper.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Red wine drunk is like SO much sleepier than Champagne drunk.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I never remember ANYTHING when I&amp;#039;m drinking Jack.&amp;quot; 2. How drunk you were last night. &amp;quot;I was so drunk last night. Oh my god, so, get this: I put a microwave burrito in the oven and FORGOT about it. And THEN \u2014 LOL \u2014 I fell asleep! And I am SUCH A MORON \u2014 MY FAUCET WAS RUNNING WHILE I WAS PASSED OUT AND THEN I WOKE UP AND WAS HOLDING BLUE GATORADE. LIKE, WHEN DID I BUY BLUE GATORADE?&amp;quot; 3. The category of men you hate. &amp;quot;I hate American men, they don&amp;#039;t understand chivalry.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I hate nightclub men, they&amp;#039;re SO sexually harass-y.&amp;quot; 4. Jennifer Lawrence. 5. How tired you are. &amp;quot;I just started House of Cards and I could NOT turn it off. Are you on it yet? God I&amp;#039;m exhausted.&amp;quot; 6. Whether or not you should rent formalwear. &amp;quot;Have you done that before? Is it worth the money? I could buy four dresses on ASOS for the price of one rented dress, so, it&amp;#039;s like, you know.&amp;quot; 7. What you&amp;#039;re naming your children. &amp;quot;Tess and Cora.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Marie and Vivian.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;If I HAVE to have a boy, Liam.&amp;quot; 8. Yoga. &amp;quot;I can do crow pose now. It&amp;#039;s not hard. Just come to this class and you&amp;#039;ll be able to do it, too. Omigosh and forearm stands!&amp;quot; [Friend then goes to class and fails to execute both crow pose and forearm stand.] 9. How hard that new exercise class you went to was. &amp;quot;I have done the Tracy Anderson Method and Flybarre and this class kicked my ass SO hard. I don&amp;#039;t even know if I can go out dancing tonight, UGH! Oh, you&amp;#039;re going to that club? OK, I&amp;#039;m in.&amp;quot; 10. The Bachelor. &amp;quot;I hate Andi. I liked her but now I hate her. But I still hate Juan Pablo more. And his tank tops. He has more tank tops than everyone at Coachella combined. Asshole.&amp;quot; 11. Snacks. &amp;quot;I can&amp;#039;t decide what I want. Would it be gross to get an Almond Joy? Maybe I should just get a mini Reese&amp;#039;s peanut butter cup. Or Baked Lays?&amp;quot; 12. How you&amp;#039;re boring and old now. &amp;quot;I used to go out ALL the time. Now I just stay in with Ben and drink red wine. Does that make me lame? Or is lame the new cool? It&amp;#039;s winter, whatever.&amp;quot; 13. How you don&amp;#039;t really use Facebook anymore. &amp;quot;I used to go on all the time but at some point my feed just got clogged with baby photos and I can&amp;#039;t take it anymore. Oh wait, I need to check us in at this restaurant.&amp;quot; 14. Hashtags. &amp;quot;I LOVE that dress on you. Hashtag FABULOUS!&amp;quot; 15. Kale. &amp;quot;Have you had that kale salad at that new place`? I like it because it has the perfect ratio of cheese to kale to squash.&amp;quot; 16. Whether or not you use LinkedIn. &amp;quot;In creative fields you don&amp;#039;t need it. I only have it just to have it but not, you know, use it.&amp;quot; 17. How relaxing  House Hunters is. &amp;quot;I hate everyone on that show but I love watching it. Did you see that 22-year-old who got the apartment in Paris for like a million dollars? Hate her. God House Hunters International is the best.&amp;quot; 18. How you never have food in your apartment. &amp;quot;I don&amp;#039;t know why but I can never seem to have groceries around. And then I go to my parents house in Ohio and it&amp;#039;s like, eight kinds of Pepperidge Farm cookies AND at least three bags of corn chips. I just think, will that ever be me?&amp;quot; 19. How you can&amp;#039;t believe it&amp;#039;s only whatever day of the week it is. &amp;quot;I can&amp;#039;t believe it&amp;#039;s only Tuesday. Doesn&amp;#039;t it feel like it should be Thursday? I&amp;#039;m going to basically die before this week ends, I just know it.&amp;quot; 20. How insane/dumb/terrible people you work with are. &amp;quot;I can hear him clipping his nails at his desk at least once a week. Doesn&amp;#039;t he know that&amp;#039;s grade A disgusting? Men are stupid.&amp;quot; Follow Amy on  Twitter. Photo Credit: Getty Images "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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