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" Britney Spears is no stranger to drama in her love life, what with the quickie Vegas wedding (and subsequent divorce), the Chaotic reality show and the custody battles and I could go on but I won&amp;#x27;t because it feels mean. Especially since lately she&amp;amp;#8217;s seemed relatively drama free...until this new twist out of nowhere. On December 18, Kevin Federline&amp;amp;#8217;s brother, Christopher, filed a petition for a restraining order against Brit Brit, and his claims for doing so are totally crazy: he says Britney stole his credit card when picking up her kids from Kevin&amp;amp;#8217;s house, bought nearly $5,000 worth of comic books for her kids, and then made fun of his small penis and threatened to tell the world that he actually fathered Sean Preston. Christopher says he confesses that he did sleep with Britney and is really her son&amp;amp;#8217;s dad, but the whole world doesn&amp;amp;#8217;t need to know. I hear a good way to keep a secret is to file public court papers, Christopher Tinypeen! A judge dismissed the case two days later, so it doesn&amp;amp;#8217;t seem like he&amp;amp;#8217;ll be making much of a problem for Britney. But seriously, of all the things you think will happen after a breakup, one of them shouldn&amp;amp;#8217;t be that your ex&amp;amp;#8217;s brother will show up years later making super weird claims about paternity and Archie comic books like you&amp;#x27;re on an old episode of The Jerry Springer Show. Assuming the court&amp;#x27;s dismissal indicates there&amp;#x27;s no reason to believe her ex-brother-in-law, and as a longtime fan with a perpetual soft spot for this girl, especially after all her troubles, I say leave Britney alone! Have you ever had an ex&amp;#x27;s family member go nuts on you? Hopefully not to this degree! Other celebs with recent relationship drama: *Selena Gomez and the Case of the Curious Tweet (Is It Bieber Related?) *Guess Which Big Relationship Step Taylor Swift and Harry Styles Already Took! (Is Anyone Surprised? I&amp;amp;#8217;m Not.) *Caught in the Act: Ashton Kutcher Snooping Through Mila Kunis&amp;#x27; Phone! Photo: Thinkstock "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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