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"Everybody comes on Bachelor Pad for the--say it with me, Chris Harrison--chance at two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Yet nobody gets truly shady until the weaklings have been weeded out and quote-unquote love enters the mix.And sometimes, the sketchiest stuff comes out of the people that have no feelings at all. In this case, we&amp;#x27;re talking about Chris. Good old Chris from Chicago, who vied for Emily Maynard&amp;#x27;s heart, brought her home and teared up when he thought he blew it with her &amp;#x27;cause he got a little tude in a cave or something. He&amp;#x27;s a different person on Bachelor Pad. The kind of person who deserves a big raise, which is to say, in this universe, a bad person. Disclaimer: Yes, Chris has been plied by some girls whose cling power makes plastic wrap look lazy. But still. Those of you who once rooted for Chris, you&amp;#x27;ve been played. Here&amp;#x27;s the proof. These are all things Chris said tonight, while in the process of toying with three women at once (ladies, come on. Put your noggins together instead of glaring at each other over impossibly large wine goblets.) &amp;quot;If Blakeley goes to bed, then Chris gonna have some fun tonight.&amp;quot; Did I mention he&amp;#x27;s also skilled at referring to himself in the first person? And now, a slew of awful things said to and about Jamie: &amp;quot;I know that Jamie&amp;#x27;s going to come up to me and make another move because she&amp;#x27;s desperate.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I don&amp;#x27;t like Jamie but...all I do is look at her boobs.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;She&amp;#x27;s a yapper. The only way to shut her up is to kiss her.&amp;quot; Jamie: &amp;quot;I don&amp;#x27;t want to get close to you if you&amp;#x27;re just going to leave.&amp;quot; Chris: &amp;quot;That&amp;#x27;s dumb.&amp;quot; Chris: &amp;quot;I honestly wish I could take you [on the date].&amp;quot; Jamie: &amp;quot;I know. I definitely get it. I&amp;#x27;m excited for you to get back.&amp;quot; Chris: &amp;quot;Yeah... I gotta get ready.&amp;quot; [She leaves.] Chris: &amp;quot;Thank youuuu!&amp;quot; On &amp;quot;upgrading&amp;quot; to Sarah, and leaving Blakeley and Jamie in the dust: &amp;quot;It&amp;#x27;s like buying a new car. There&amp;#x27;s the nice new car smell.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;He&amp;#x27;ll do anything I say.&amp;quot; That&amp;#x27;s about Ed. Not even Ed, the drunk, drooling house Saint Bernard, is safe. To Jamie, after she was voted off: &amp;quot;On your way.&amp;quot; Plus a sweeping arm motion. If he would have had a vaudeville-era stage hook, I&amp;#x27;m sure he would have used it. You know what this means, right guys? He is worse than Kalon right now. Our world has been turned upside down! Are you surprised by his transformation? Know what I&amp;#x27;m surprised by? How much I think I&amp;#x27;m going to miss Fan David! Not so much Jamie. Peace out, you two. More on TV... 5 Actresses Who Should Play Cleopatra in NBC&amp;#x27;s New Show Here&amp;#x27;s Why You&amp;#x27;re Gonna Love Gallery Girls Check Out the DWTS Pairings! P.S. Want more Obsessed? Sign up for our awesome daily newsletter that features the latest celebrity gossip, TV news, hilarious Internet sensations, and more! Photo: ABC"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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