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"Andre Ethier set out to become baseball's first food blogger several years ago and his inaugural review on \"Dining With 'Dre\" hints at what might have been (\"I fell into a deep daydream of pleasure over my red soda...\") if he'd kept at it. He has otherwise been a model of dependability in Los Angeles. Even as new ownership has built the most expensive roster in baseball\u2014it's got more superstars than a 1970s disaster movie\u2014he has compiled excellent, near-identical advanced statistics in each of the past five seasons"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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