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" It&amp;#039;s really depressing to find out that someone is unavailable, even when there&amp;#039;s just a little bit of interest from my end. I&amp;#039;ve gotten so picky that it&amp;#039;s become difficult to find someone that interests me beyond just looking or having occasional conversation. The other weekend, I was at a friend&amp;#039;s apartment having some drinks before we went out. This really cute girl was there. Even though I had met her before it was one of those things: she just seemed really cute this time around. I guess the first time I met her I had my mind on other things. Or maybe this time, beneath her pretty eyes, her cleavage was heaving in my face. In her group of friends was a muscled up guy with long flowing locks, the likes of which I had not seen since Guns N&amp;#039; Roses graced the stages of arenas in the late &amp;#039;80&amp;#039;s.  His entire conversation revolved around why he played Division III football instead of Division I football: &amp;quot;the heart and desire were there, but the size wasn&amp;#039;t.&amp;quot;  Deep. He was a nice guy though, and by the time the night was over, I had gotten the cute girl&amp;#039;s Facebook and that was good enough for me.   However, the day after the party, I was told that the cute girl was unavailable in a most unceremonious fashion. My friend told me that she used to date the long-haired meathead, who had\u2014by now\u2014earned the nickname &amp;quot;Thor&amp;quot; for his gargantuan muscles and flowing locks.  &amp;quot;Well, they aren&amp;#039;t together now,&amp;quot; my friend stated. &amp;quot;Phew.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;They are just fucking.&amp;quot;  YIKES! Thor and that gorgeous cleavage heaving girl? Total Romantic Novel Couple:  Never in my life had I been &amp;quot;just fucking&amp;quot; someone\u2014even an ex-gf. I think I attempted it with an ex-gf, but got scoffed at\u2026or I felt guilty, or both.  &amp;quot;Just fucking&amp;quot; represented insurmountable odds. While I&amp;#039;m adventurous and fun-loving, I&amp;#039;m sure that the two of them are way ahead of me in terms of being a bending-like-a-pipe-cleaner-on-top-of-the-kitchen-table-sex oil rubbing-toy using-porno position doing- threesome-inviting couple. I have no hope. Plus, Thor is a red-haired, hammer wielding god of Thunder from German paganism. How can I measure my sexual performance to a Pagan god who makes thunder?  My friend didn&amp;#039;t do much to help my self esteem in this situation: &amp;quot;You think she&amp;#039;s going to want to deal with you after she&amp;#039;s had Thor&amp;#039;s giant cock satisfying her whenever she wants?&amp;quot; He was right, I could not compete.  My female friend was much nicer about it: &amp;quot;At least it&amp;#039;s Thor and not some loser. I always told myself, if my boyfriend told me he was leaving me for someone else, she better be hot. If not, I&amp;#039;d think &amp;#039;OK, so you&amp;#039;re not into me anymore\u2014but her? Come on.&amp;quot;  This is true: OK, at least you are into someone better than me, and I can admit it. It&amp;#039;s the same principal as if my girlfriend was cheating on me with someone really cool, like Led Zeppelin&amp;#039;s Jimmy Page, or one of my sports heroes. I wouldn&amp;#039;t mind. In fact, I&amp;#039;d feel happy and honored that one of them wanted to sleep with my girlfriend. OK, maybe I&amp;#039;d be a little jealous\u2026of my girlfriend. So, every time I hear a clap of thunder during a storm, I smile a little. You know what they say, Thor and his cute girlfriend are going at it again! "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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