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"Yep, it's a coffin. Mobile phones have become such a critical part of our daily lives, and apparently they're becoming a critical part of our deaths now, too -- but if you're going to spend the rest of eternity inside a single phone, do you really want it to be a Nokia 7250? Seriously?Chris: \"Giving 'Early Termination Fee' a whole new meaning.\"Ryan: \"Nokia: connecting dead people.\"Paul: \"Of course it comes with an FM radio!\"Sean: \"Though it will never pass the pocket test, the coffin does include the rarely used AG2GP (Audio Grave to Grave) Bluetooth profile.\"Evan: \"*Casket will only work in certain graveyards, $200 reburial fee applicable\""^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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