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"      I have to admit: I only made it through about half of this video before fretting that it might give me a grand mal seizure. Perhaps my twenty-something brain has mellowed to only allow in Bon Iver songs and quiet novels about marriages, but I think it&amp;#039;s pretty safe to say Vanessa Hudgens and YLA&amp;#039;s new music video for &amp;quot;$$$ex,&amp;quot; a ditty about Arctic fishing (JK, it&amp;#039;s about sex, I think), is tough to get through. Hudgens released a two-minute teaser for the video in early April that utilized a slightly cooler, less produced gimmick, although the song was still terrible: Teen girls in a suburban kitchen. That, I can understand. This, not so much. Above, Zac Efron&amp;#039;s ex, still trying to ride the post-Spring Breakers crest of rebellion, cavorts in weird strobe lighting and that terrible slow-mo effect also utilized in the opening of The L Word (remember that?). It&amp;#039;s pretty tuneless and ridiculous and reminiscent of the worst raves in the mid-90s, when seventh grade boys with acne waved around glowsticks to a twenty-minute remix of &amp;quot;Sandstorm.&amp;quot; Do you prefer this to Hudgens&amp;#039; batsh*t anthem of yesteryear, &amp;quot;Sneakernight?&amp;quot; She also takes a page from the Ke$ha Manual of Subtlety in Lyrics: Fifty in his pocket, condom in his wallet  He&amp;#039;s not gonna sleep tonight   Because they&amp;#039;re going to go Arctic fishing all night. Is why. Is this actually really cool? Am I just an old person? Halp! Follow Anna on Twitter: @annabreslaw Image via CSN "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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