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"Last night I got to attend the premiere party to kick off the second season of the WE show Joan and Melissa: Joan Know Best. I was so excited to be up close and personal with both of them because nothing makes me laugh harder than Joan and I love their mother/daughter dynamic. The night was a whirlwind of laughs and celebrity bashing&amp;amp;#8212;in other words, they did not disappoint. Let me break down the night for you in the three parts that it went down. Part One - The Red Carpet We got a few minutes to gab with Joan and Melissa on the red carpet before they headed inside for the screening. With just four minutes to shout out our most burning qs, here are the best and of course funniest sound bites! Joan on what she thought of the Golden Globes&amp;amp;#8217; fashion: &amp;amp;#8220;Most look great but some really looked like assess&amp;amp;#8212;like Sarah Michelle Gellar and Meryl Streep looked like she was dressed by Temple Grandin. But, most were beautiful.&amp;amp;#8221; Joan on her love life: &amp;amp;#8220;It&amp;amp;#8217;s mainly going to funerals.&amp;amp;#8221; Melissa on her favorite reality show: &amp;amp;#8220;I love Hell&amp;amp;#8217;s Kitchen and Toddlers and Tiaras&amp;amp;#8212;which we dressed up as for Halloween.&amp;amp;#8221; Joan on her favorite reality show: &amp;amp;#8220;I love Animal Planet&amp;amp;#8217;s Fatal Attraction. People whose pets eat them - it&amp;amp;#8217;s very comforting.&amp;amp;#8221; Joan on her least favorite reality show: &amp;amp;#8220;I hate the Housewives shows. All they do is eat and slap each other. Nothing happens. They all get mad at each other&amp;amp;#8212;it&amp;amp;#8217;s very boring.&amp;amp;#8221; Melissa on moment from last season she regrets: &amp;amp;#8220;I&amp;amp;#8217;m not thrilled that my mother snuck in my shower and took pictures. That will be a clip that haunts me for the rest of my life. I&amp;amp;#8217;m more appalled that my mother actually did it.&amp;amp;#8221; [ed note: Joan took those pictures to show Melissa how amazing her body looks when she was on the fence about doing a shoot with Joe Francis&amp;amp;#8212;which she ultimately did not do] Part 2 - Screening of the season two premiere of Joan and Melissa: Joan Knows Best Okay, so mark your calendar and don&amp;#x27;t make plans for Tuesday night because that is when the the season premiere airs at 9 p.m. ET on WEtv. I really think thati it is hands down the most hilarious&amp;amp;#8212;and even poignant&amp;amp;#8212;reality series on right now. I was laughing so hard that I think I snorted at one point. The gist of this episode is that Joan wants to get plastic surgery--again--to tighten up her neck after her make-up artist on the Fashion Police notices it&amp;amp;#8217;s sagging a bit. Melissa is not happy that her mother wants to go under the knife and stages a &amp;amp;#8220;Skintervention.&amp;amp;#8221; Without really spoiling what happens (because trust me, you need to watch if only to get some laughs in for the week) here are some of my favorite lines from Joan during the episode. &amp;amp;#8220;Selfish is going to a sale with one Gucci bag left and you take it.&amp;amp;#8221; - Joan&amp;amp;#8217;s response to Melissa after she calls her selfish for getting more plastic surgery and risking her life. &amp;amp;#8220;My body is my temple and my temple needs redecorating.&amp;amp;#8221; - Joan on why she wants this procedure done. &amp;amp;#8220;I&amp;amp;#8217;m not getting the full Chaz Bono--just a touch up!&amp;amp;#8221; - Joan to Melissa after she continues to freak out that she is going through with more plastic surgrey. &amp;amp;#8220;My face hasn&amp;#x27;t been this devoid of makeup since the day I was born.&amp;amp;#8221; - Joan on her way into surgery. The thing about the show that really struck me was an emotional moment that Joan and Melissa shared before she went into surgery. Even at 78 years old, Joan still feels a lot of pressure to look a certain way in Hollywood. I found myself tearing up during this moment&amp;amp;#8212;especially because Melissa was so worried about the risks her mother was willing to take just to meet this standard of beauty. So while the show overall is hilarious . . .it&amp;amp;#8217;s still nice to see those real mother and daughter moments too. Part 3 - The After Screening Q&amp;amp;A After the show was over, Joan and Melissa came out to take a few questions from the audience. Just like on the red carpet, the ladies didn&amp;amp;#8217;t hold back. For those that don&amp;amp;#8217;t know, Melissa broke up with her boyfriend of three years Jason Zimmerman. He was featured on the show last season and their break-up will play out on the cameras in season two. Joan, who was never quiet that she wasn&amp;amp;#8217;t a fan of the relationship, wasn&amp;amp;#8217;t quiet last night either! &amp;amp;#8220;I was so happy [the break-up was on camera]. We could have been on hiatus!&amp;amp;#8221; For the record, Melissa has a new boyfriend but you will not see him on the cameras. Joan also admitted she was shocked at how much she is bleeped on the show (this is a woman who has a notorious potty mouth!). &amp;amp;#8220;We can&amp;amp;#8217;t say f*!#? This is cable!&amp;amp;#8221; Melissa is the executive producer of Joan&amp;amp;#8217;s hit E! show Fashion Police and when asked if it was easier to be Joan&amp;amp;#8217;s daughter or producer . . . Melissa didn&amp;amp;#8217;t even hesitate to admit it was being her producer! And when asked what makes their reality show different, Joan had this to say, &amp;amp;#8220;A reality show has to be reality and it has to be truth! Not get drunk and then call it the Jersey Shore . . . but that does have eight million viewers!&amp;amp;#8221; Needless to say, I was still laughing when I went to bed last night! Does Joan Rivers make you laugh? Will you be watching the show? Trust me, you should! More on funny ladies . . . * Which Of These Nine Ladies (Tina Fey! Amy Poehler! Chelsea Handler!) Is Your Comedy Soulmate? * Oh No She Didn&amp;#x27;t!: Kathy Griffin Strips On Live TV (AGAIN!) * 30 Rock&amp;#x27;s Liz Lemon Has Dated Pretty Much Every Hot Guy In Hollywood Photos: Getty Images (first two only) "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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