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" A very considerate and earnest sounding mom \u2014 or a person who has run the well dry on prank phone calls \u2014 sent a note off to Dear Abby this week. She was wondering when all of this twerking her son was talking about with his friends was going to leave him in a gutter on the side of the road.  The other day I overheard my older son (age 17) talking with a friend about &amp;quot;twerking.&amp;quot; I have never heard of it and now I&amp;#039;m worried. Is twerking a drug term? Is it similar to &amp;quot;tripping,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;getting high&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;catfishing&amp;quot;? My 17-year-old is supposed to go to Princeton next year on a sports scholarship, and I&amp;#039;m afraid &amp;quot;twerking&amp;quot; will derail him from his charted path.  Need not worry, writes Abby. Twerking, as we all know, is just a harmless drug cocktail comprised of heroin, cocaine and Clorox bleach that your son is taking until you find out how to use a computer, cell phone, television, newspaper or mouth. Here&amp;#039;s to hoping this person is just an awesome, bored old man. Hot tip, kid: If you find a special someone who twerks at Princeton, and doesn&amp;#039;t call it twerking, and is just doing it for the wonder of it all, follow that person in whichever direction she (or he) is atwerking. It will be the least dweebish thing ever done in the confines of the place. You won&amp;#039;t be able to run for president anymore, but you will have lived a full life. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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