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" &amp;quot;The night of my birthday, I got home from work and checked my answering machine. My boyfriend, Max, had called to say he was on his way over, but his cell phone kept breaking up and I couldn&amp;#039;t hear the rest of the message. I was really excited to see him, so I thought I&amp;#039;d have a little fun. I unlocked the door and left him a note that read &amp;#039;Come inside.&amp;#039; Then I took off my clothes, covered a few strategic parts of my body in whipped cream, and positioned myself on the couch. When Max came in carrying a birthday cake a few minutes later, I realized what the message must have said -- my mom and dad were right behind him.&amp;quot; -Jen, 26 "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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