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"We've heard a lot about the death of the record industry, but this is ridiculous! And Vinyly (get it? get it?) will press your charred remains into your very own hyper-personalized spinning analog musical platter.  The starter kit comes with your own generic gravestone-style cover art, 24 minutes of audio of your choosing, and 30 copies of your final release. If you're looking for something a little more flashy, &amp;pound;3500 gets you a painted cover portrait, &amp;pound;500 gets a song written and produced just for your dead self, and &amp;pound;1000 gets your record distributed to brick-and-mortar stores all over the world. And Vinyly will upsell you all the way to a &amp;pound;10,000 FUNeral, where you can be sure the DJ will be playing you-know-what. They also do pets."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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