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" &amp;quot;One night, I was home cleaning my apartment when I noticed that the people in the building next to mine were having sex against the window. I couldn&amp;#039;t see their faces, but I could see that the guy was decked out in really lacy lingerie. I figured that he just must have a weird fetish or something, but it was still pretty hilarious to watch. Later that week, I had to pick up a friend who lived in the couple&amp;#039;s building. As we were leaving her place, I started to tell her about what I&amp;#039;d seen. She was laughing at first, but when I mentioned the fact that he&amp;#039;d been wearing lingerie, she started to turn red. I started rambling about what a freak he must be and that I couldn&amp;#039;t imagine having to put up with a guy like that. She shot me a look that made me think I might have offended her, so I asked her if she knew the couple. She said no, but the expression on her face made it clear that the panty-wearing guy was her boyfriend Brett.&amp;quot; -Mara, 33 "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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