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" &amp;quot;This chick I went to high school with always made fun of the way I dressed. I was a total art geek and wore baggy cargos and tank tops most of the time, but I couldn&amp;#039;t have cared less. One morning before history, I made a mixture of cocoa-colored paint and dabbed it on her chair before anyone -- including the teacher -- came into the room. The second she sat down, I could barely keep myself from laughing. For the next four hours, little Ms. Perfect had no idea she&amp;#039;d had a little &amp;#039;accident.&amp;#039; At the end of the day when I casually pointed it out, the look on her face was priceless.&amp;quot; -Gia, 20 "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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