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" Can two of MC&amp;#039;s pop culture mavens\u2014chatting on IM during the Lost season premiere\u2014decode the mysteries of the island? Jessica: nervous going into this cold turkey\u2026didn&amp;#039;t watch the end of last week&amp;#039;s catch-up episode because of the pop up video fiasco.  Sarah:  i always thought charlie was annoying\u2014it&amp;#039;s ok with me that they killed him off.  Jessica: noooo! you gotta love a hobbit! plus, his song was catchy.  Sarah:  i remember hearing that he was based on one of the guys in oasis. Maybe chuck klosterman said that?  Jessica: oh right, cause he was in the band with his brother. the quiet gallagher or the mean one?  Sarah:  dunno. who&amp;#039;s in the camaro?  Jessica: my guess is sawyer\u2014the white trash/badass factor.  Sarah:  hurley! present-day hurley?  Jessica: i fear his hygiene is no better off the island.  Sarah:  ok, back on the island. did bernard just tell hurley, &amp;quot;if you want to cannonball, cannonball&amp;quot;?  Jessica: that was deep, man.  Sarah:  ben is sooo scary and evil! The guy who plays him actually lives a few blocks away from me and when I run into him on the street, i always think, &amp;quot;so, you must&amp;#039;ve made it off the island.&amp;quot;  Jessica: freaky! i wouldn&amp;#039;t be able to get on the subway with him.  Sarah:  the satellite phone. good idea or bad?  Jessica: bad! don&amp;#039;t do it, jack. don&amp;#039;t let scary phone stranger reset your digits. whoa, going from lost drama into fool&amp;#039;s gold commercial is jarring.  Sarah:  but both on tropical island, at least. less weird than seeing the commercial for step up 2, which is non-island-based.  Jessica: we&amp;#039;re back. everyone&amp;#039;s so happy. this show&amp;#039;s trained me to know that means trouble.  Sarah:  OMG!!! i just gasped. don&amp;#039;t throw ESCAPE PHONE into the OCEAN, dude! That really limits your options.  Jessica: yeah, rollover minutes won&amp;#039;t help you with that one.  Sarah:  now I&amp;#039;m worried they&amp;#039;re all gonna get massacred.  Jessica: oh jack and kate can you just GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY? Sarah:  oh god oh god oh god. hurley&amp;#039;s lost in the woods. the whispering house!!! whaa?  Jessica: it&amp;#039;s jacob!  Sarah:  i think an omniscient, all-powerful being should have a less pedestrian name than jacob.  Jessica: eh, it&amp;#039;s biblical. why would kate answer the phone by herself in the woods? it&amp;#039;s like she&amp;#039;s never seen &amp;quot;scream.&amp;quot;  Sarah:  guerilla naomi attack! naomi looks like the singer m.i.a. plus a little island-crazy.  Jessica: OMG OMG OMG Sarah:  ahhh\u2014jacob&amp;#039;s withered frame is so scary in his rocking chair!  Jessica: who knew &amp;quot;whistler&amp;#039;s mother&amp;quot; could be so creepy?  Sarah:  jack couldn&amp;#039;t be any hotter. i&amp;#039;d get marooned on the island if it meant we could make out.  Jessica: i&amp;#039;ll fight you\u2014or kate\u2014for him. we&amp;#039;re halfway in and his shirt isn&amp;#039;t off yet\u2014what gives?  Sarah:  CHARLIE&amp;#039;S GHOST?? I can&amp;#039;t deal with this mystical stuff like ghosts and the black smog that kills people.  Jessica: nice csi miami sunglasses move, charlie. Now we know you&amp;#039;re serious.  Sarah:  i love a show that will kill off main characters. as long as it&amp;#039;s not jack or kate! I&amp;#039;m still pissed that they axed mr. eko.  Jessica: sooo ready for kate to die\u2014but thanks to flash forward, we know she doesn&amp;#039;t.  Sarah:  he&amp;#039;s screaming about the &amp;quot;oceanic six!&amp;quot; and that sounds way too close to &amp;quot;ocean&amp;#039;s eleven.&amp;quot; I think jack, kate, sawyer, said, sun, and hurley will make it off.  Jessica: hmm. i think we should name our bowling team after this and then when we get a strike we can start screaming, &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m one of the oceanic six!&amp;quot;  Sarah:  helicopters! you think they&amp;#039;re from dharma initiative?  Jessica: can&amp;#039;t tell if they&amp;#039;re good guys or bad. What the f. more q&amp;#039;s than answers, as always.  Sarah:  grrr. but you know we&amp;#039;re coming back for more next week. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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