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"    1. Can I drink the same day I take Plan B? No. You can&amp;#039;t.   2. Should I get a job teaching English in China and totally just move to China? You will be just as confused in China, but why not?   3. Should I just get married and have babies?    4. Should I get rid of my cable to be more productive? You could, but you will just end up binge watching Scandal on Netflix or at a friend&amp;#039;s house. Don&amp;#039;t fight it.   5. Should I make a profile that advertises for a sugar daddy?   6. Do I really need health insurance? Yes, or else your mouth will be filled with cavities and regret.  7. Can I cut out carbs for good, forever? Go ahead. Try it. &amp;quot;Would you like some bread for the table, ma&amp;#039;am?&amp;quot; Yeah, I thought so.  8. Am I lactose intolerant? Nope, you probably just ate a full-sized log of goat cheese and expected to feel awesome afterwards.  9. Should I sell my eggs for rent money? Or freeze my eggs for, I don&amp;#039;t know, The Future? Or [insert egg question!]  Stop bugging about your eggs.   10. Should I go back to school? Nah, use that tuition money to buy a yacht with &amp;quot;S.S. Help Me&amp;quot; painted on the side.   11. Should I start a webseries/tumblr/twitter about being twentysomething? No.  12. Is my best female friend going to be more successful/happier/better off than me? Mine once told me: &amp;quot;Someday soon I&amp;#039;m going to be pushing a stroller around Brooklyn, and I really want you to be doing that at the same time, but it won&amp;#039;t happen if you keep being so picky!&amp;quot; I did not take it well.    13. Am I attracted to girls? Girls are great. Personally, my only requirements for a romantic partner are &amp;quot;not a shithead&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;likes consuming dairy products in bed.&amp;quot;   14. Is Cup o&amp;#039; Soup a food group? No. Okay, and am I going to get scurvy if I subsist entirely on Cup o&amp;#039; Soup?  Probably.   15. Am I too old for this party? Is the floor sticky? You just answered your own question.   16. Should I get bangs? Just kidding, we never stop asking ourselves this question. Ancient womankind asked it on cave walls with crude finger-paintings of bang styles.   17. How many times a week do I have to change my sheets? I don&amp;#039;t have a time requirement (two weeks-ish?) so much as I do a &amp;quot;different sexual partner&amp;quot; one. (Every time.) (In theory.)   18. Should I date a guy who is still in college? I think there&amp;#039;s a way to apply my sticky-floor theory at #15 to boys.   19. Am I ready for a dog? If you are, for the love of God, get a rescue.    20. Does this crop-top make me look like I&amp;#039;m trying to be Rihanna? Haha, kind of. Should I return it? No, keep it!   21. Do I care about [Miley at the VMAs/insert cultural phenomenon here?] You should probably be paying more attention to the dog you just got. Or that super-practical boat I recommended you get back on #11.   22. Am I going to change my mind about Team Angel or Team Spike now that I am watching Buffy The Vampire Slayer as a grown-ass woman?  Do not even; I have feelings on top of feelings on top of more feelings about this, like a dangerously-sloping layer cake of feelings.    23. Should I be online dating? If you can own it without shame, absolutely. Those people who do it and then say they met their boyfriend through &amp;quot;mutual friends&amp;quot; need to get off my lawn.   Follow Anna on Twitter.   Images via Credit PacificCoastNews.com/FameFlynet/Getty "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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