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" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnw8wbXzLZY There&amp;#039;s a proud legacy of musicians whose oeuvre includes some songs about the state of their or other people&amp;#039;s genitals. &amp;quot;Peacock&amp;quot; by Katy Perry. &amp;quot;Candy Shop&amp;quot; by Lil Wayne. The entire body of work of Flo Rida. Generally these songs are about dicks. But in the last few years, women have recently joined the fray: Kelly Rowland, for instance, pontificating not-so-subtly on how much she likes getting head in her song &amp;quot;Kisses Down Low.&amp;quot;  It only makes sense that in their desperate bid for relevance circa 2013, 98 Degrees (the underdog of the holy tryptich that included the Backstreet Boys and N*Sync), last heard crooning romantic &amp;quot;ooo-oooo-ooooos&amp;quot; on CD in your friend&amp;#039;s mom&amp;#039;s SUV in 1999, would sing about their penises (which are now in their more mature late thirties, FYI). In anticipation for their summer tour with New Kids On The Block and Boys II Men, 98 Degrees has produced the perfect peach-schnapps-and-back-to-my-place jam for two recently-divorced people in their early 40s who met on EHarmony. It&amp;#039;s called &amp;quot;Microphone,&amp;quot; but &amp;quot;the microphone&amp;quot; is actually &amp;quot;the penis of some Lachey or other.&amp;quot; And it is about blowjays. Hey lady, grab the microphone And say &amp;#039;do-re-mi-fa-so-oh-oh-oh&amp;#039; Yeah baby, you&amp;#039;re wound up and ready to blow Like do-re-mi-fa-so-oh-oh-oh  Not sure how to put a penis in your mouth? It&amp;#039;s all good! 98 Degrees will help you figure it out while accidentally snagging one of their Aging Boy-Band Member Rings in a knot in your hair while attempting to stroke your head gently.  Put this in your hands (Put this in your hands!) And hold it up to your lips We can be a two-piece band And make some hits while you sing in this microphone. No, The Music Man has never been like this before.  And now 98 Degrees will put the same kind of pressure on you to give them a good blowjob that your mom put on you right before the SATs. How would it taste? Can you put your money where your mouth is? You can make no mistakes You got a promise to try and do the best you can. Okay. Follow Anna on Twitter: @annabreslaw Photo via Getty Images "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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