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"  1. Are you a fan of whimsy?  Yes (10 points)  No (0 points) 2. Which of the following do you actively seek out in your life?  The fantastical (5)  The magical (5)  The visually perverse (10)  Good movies (-20) 3. How many times have you been to see a Cirque du Soleil performance?  None (0)  Once or twice (2)  More than three times (5)  I have my own outfit (20) 4. Does your kid really, really, really want to see it?  Yes (30)  No (0)  I&amp;#039;m bootlegging for my unborn daughter (-30) 5. Do your love your kid?  Yes (30)  No (dick)  6. Have you missed Crispin Glover?  Nah, he&amp;#039;s creepy. (0)  I own his album. (10)  I own his album and all of his books. (15)  I own his album, all of his books, and the original footage of  that time he tried to kick Letterman in the face. (20)  He is the sole reason I&amp;#039;m willing to see Hot Tub Time Machine. (50) 7. How do you feel about 3D?  Gimmick. (-5)  Better left to laser shows. (0)   Enhances the right movie. (5)   If it were in 3D, I&amp;#039;d even see Hot Tub Time Machine. (10)   8. The phrase &amp;quot;eat me&amp;quot; brings to mind:  The cake that made Alice grow. Duh. (20)  Your snappiest comeback. (0) 9. Quick: Picture yourself &amp;quot;going down the rabbit hole.&amp;quot; What are you doing?  Venturing into the unknown! (20)  Mushrooms. (-20) 10. Add five points for each of the following Johnny Depp movies you&amp;#039;ve seen:  Finding Neverland (5)  The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus (5)  The Libertine (5)  Public Enemies (5)  Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (5) 11. Are you bewildered that Tim Burton movies continue to receive financing?  Yes (-20)  No (0)  What are you talking about!? (20) ANSWER KEY: 150+ You&amp;#039;ll be there on opening night. 75-150 All signs point to yes. Less than 75 Not unless it shows up one hungover Saturday on TBS. BONUS VIDEO: Mary-Louise Parker Reads Alice in Wonderland         "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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