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"Another day, another unforgettably bizarre Charlie Sheen interview.\r\nIn an interview that aired Monday, the embattled Two and a Half Men star, 45, sat down with the Today Show to slam CBS, show creator Chuck Lorre -- and insist that he&amp;apos;s on the straight and narrow.\r\n\r\nAsked if he&amp;apos;s clean. Sheen retorted, &amp;quot;Look at me. DUH.&amp;quot; The last time he did drugs? &amp;quot;Don&amp;apos;t remember. Don&amp;apos;t care. Drug tests don&amp;apos;t lie.&amp;quot; (Watch a clip above)\r\nThe actor admits that he derailed a bit before the two-day bender in January that led him to the hospital. &amp;quot;I don&amp;apos;t know if I&amp;apos;d call it out of control, but the choices I was making weren&amp;apos;t leading to the choice I wanted. I woke up and thought, &amp;apos;you&amp;apos;re 45 years old with 5 kids. Let&amp;apos;s do something different.&amp;apos; I got bored.&amp;quot;\r\n\r\nSheen stopped short of calling his at-home treatment &amp;quot;rehab.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;It was a crisis management center we labeled the Sober Valley Lodge,&amp;quot; the star quipped.\r\nSpeaking of his five kids -- four of them under ten -- Sheen said that he&amp;apos;s not ashamed of his behavior. &amp;quot;God no. Talk about an education!&amp;quot;\r\n\r\nHe urged his fans not to worry about his health. &amp;quot;I&amp;apos;ve always had a plan and executed it perfectly. Sometimes I overshoot the mark, whatever.&amp;quot; Bizarrely, he boasted of having &amp;quot;tiger blood&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Adonis blood&amp;quot; to help him kick his addictions.\r\nAs for his continued rants against CBS and Chuck Lorre -- who put the show on hiatus recently -- he explained: &amp;quot;My passion is misinterpreted as anger...I don&amp;apos;t think people are ready for the message I&amp;apos;m delivering and delivering with a sense of violent love.&amp;quot;\r\n\r\nThat &amp;quot;violent love&amp;quot; came out again as Sheen blasted Chuck Lorre.  &amp;quot;Clearly he didn&amp;apos;t bring gum for everyone,&amp;quot; he said, blasting Lorre&amp;apos;s &amp;quot;dictatorial laziness.&amp;quot;\r\n&amp;quot;Come Wednesday morning,&amp;quot; he added, &amp;quot;they&amp;apos;re going to rename [the studio] Charlie Brothers and not Warner Brothers...At this point, it&amp;apos;s 3 million an episode, take it or leave it. Defeat is not an option.&amp;quot;\r\n&amp;quot;If people think I&amp;apos;m insane or if they don&amp;apos;t think what I&amp;apos;m saying is true, I have no interest in their retarded opinions,&amp;quot; he retorted. &amp;quot;I&amp;apos;m going to live my life the way I want and I&amp;apos;m going to win every moment!&amp;quot;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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