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"    In less than nine months, I&amp;#039;ll be a newlywed. And because major milestones, like marriage, can cause people (okay, me) to get a little cray-cray with the social media, I asked my friends and fellow Cosmopolitan.com writers for their input on some of the most egregious acts married people commit on Facebook. As you&amp;#039;ll see below, they had plenty to vent about \u2014 so, here&amp;#039;s to hoping I can contain myself.  1. Re-posting their wedding photos on every anniversary  When you&amp;#039;re newly-married, sharing wedding photos is unavoidable. You can&amp;#039;t resist, all of your friends are still excited for you. Fine. But you don&amp;#039;t need to change your profile photo to you as a bride... Every. Single. Year. As one of my colleagues put it: &amp;quot;If it&amp;#039;s your 10th or 20th anniversary, fine. But doing this for some random middle year just means you want everyone to see how good you looked in your dress.&amp;quot;  2. Using their status updates to track major milestones Do not countdown the days to some insignificant anniversary (&amp;quot;OMG, 2 days &amp;#039;til 1 month married! We did it!&amp;quot;) Or share every step of getting your first house. (&amp;quot;Escrow is SOOOOO stressful \u2014 comfort food time!&amp;quot;) No one cares. Also, you suck for complaining-bragging about the fact that you can actually afford a house.   3. Posting too many photos of their spouse  When you&amp;#039;re always together, it&amp;#039;s natural to snap pictures of your partner-in-life (and less annoying than putting up selfie after selfie\u2026 after selfie.) But, like all things in life, there is a line. As in, don&amp;#039;t be like this friend&amp;#039;s friend: &amp;quot;For #tbt last week my friend&amp;#039;s hubby posted a pic of her from 2010 and she posted a pic of him from 2010\u2026 shirtless.&amp;quot; That&amp;#039;s just awkward. (Also, 2010 is not a &amp;quot;throwback&amp;quot; not matter how much better you man&amp;#039;s abs looked back then.)  4. Tacking on infuriating hashtags to your status updates to show everyone how amazing your life/spouse/marriage is  &amp;quot;When my friend&amp;#039;s wife cooks \u2014 which might be every night? \u2014 she posts pictures of lame-looking food and is like #bestwife,&amp;quot; reports a pal. (Guh.) Can everyone just agree to never use #luckygirl, #lovemyhubby, #arentwecute, #themoonofmylife, et al? Honestly, when you post those kinds of things, people just assume you&amp;#039;re sublimely unhappy and need to (tragically) use hashtags to overcompensate. #sorrynotsorry   5. Constantly gushing over each other  There&amp;#039;s a big differnce between being supportive and continually reminding the interwebz that you married your &amp;quot;best friend.&amp;quot; While it&amp;#039;s great that your spouse is an awesome dude, a great dad, a fab cook, and so on\u2026 maybe you should tell him that \u2014 like, in person \u2014 rather than make a group announcement. As one of my friends put it: We get it. You love each other. You should.You&amp;#039;re married.  6. Deciding on date night, weekend, and other plans via wall-post  Have you not heard of text messages? Or talking face-to-face? Or, gasp, Facebook messages?  7. Fighting, then making up, via wall-post  No one needs to see your passive-aggressive digs about how &amp;quot;somebody&amp;quot; never appreciates you. Especially me.  8. Always using &amp;quot;we&amp;quot; rather than &amp;quot;I&amp;quot; in their status updates  Trust me, I get it. More often than not, when I tell stories nowadays, I say &amp;quot;we did xyz&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;we feel such and such way&amp;quot; rather than using the first-person singular. And my own behavior annoys the s*** out of me.  9. Full-on sharing an account with both of their names on it  Not trying to be a judgmental meanie, but I&amp;#039;m suspect of shared accounts, whether it be email or social media \u2014 either y&amp;#039;all don&amp;#039;t trust each other (and need to have full access to each other&amp;#039;s correspondence) or you&amp;#039;ve ceased to maintain your autonomy. Or, you&amp;#039;re grandparents.  10. Being a &amp;quot;fan&amp;quot; of groups like &amp;quot;I Love My Husband&amp;quot;  Sure, it might not be annoying per se \u2014 unless you&amp;#039;re constantly sharing asinine &amp;quot;inspirational&amp;quot; quote posts like this one and encouraging constant eye-roll among your friends \u2014 but is &amp;quot;liking&amp;quot; these kinds of pages really necessary? (Again, see #5) Want more from Natasha? Follow her on Twitter or find her on Facebook.   Photo: Universal  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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