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" Best wishes to our beloved duchess today! Hey, did you guys hear that Kate Middleton is in labor? Haha, just kidding, of course you did. Nobody is talking about anything else. Which could be a problem for striking up conversation with hot strangers! And I know in my heart of hearts that the sweet, thoughtful royal couple would not want the birth of their first child to interfere with your love life. In that vein, we&amp;#x27;ve devised a list of pickup lines appropriate to use during this time: Are you the royal birth? Because it feels like I&amp;amp;#8217;ve been waiting for you my whole life. You&amp;amp;#8217;re so hot, I wouldn&amp;amp;#8217;t even check my phone for royal baby updates if I was on a date with you. That suit looks great on you. It would look even better on my floor while we curl up on the couch in sweatpants refreshing Us Weekly&amp;amp;#8217;s website for Kate Middleton news. You must be tired because you&amp;amp;#8217;ve been running through my head all night, and also probably because your phone was going crazy with Google alerts at 3 A.M. when the palace announced that Kate was in labor. Hey, baby, what&amp;amp;#8217;s your sign? If the royal baby is born today, he or she will be a Cancer, but tomorrow, s/he&amp;amp;#8217;ll be a Leo. Crazy, right? Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine, and also, I&amp;amp;#8217;ll really need someone to talk to when the future king or queen is finally born. If that&amp;#x27;s what it took, I&amp;#x27;d camp outside your window for weeks waiting for you like the paparazzi outside of that London hospital. I love you so much, I wanna take you behind the middle school and get you pregnant. And then name our child after the royal baby. Is it hot in here, or is it just you and your increased pulse rate over the latest updates on Kate&amp;#x27;s status? Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again displaying the front page of the paper announcing the royal laboring has begun more prominently? You&amp;#x27;re welcome, you guys. Any other good ones to add? *20 Magical Disney Pickup Lines That Will Rock Your Whole New World *Terrible Major-Specific Pickup Lines for College Students *18 Pickup Lines for When You See Your High School Classmates at Your Hometown Bar"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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