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" &amp;quot;We&amp;#039;re not quite sure what Phoenix Suns point guard Steve Nash was thinking when he decided to shear all his locks, but we&amp;#039;re imagining it involved either Molson or an extended discussion of socialism gone dangerously wrong.&amp;quot; --Deadspin  &amp;quot;He looks like he should be standing in line for an Indigo Girls concert.&amp;quot; --The Crafty Veteran  &amp;quot;People were already complaining about how a floppy-haired white guy just doesn&amp;#039;t look the part of a league MVP. I don&amp;#039;t think it&amp;#039;s going to help now that he looks like Sigourney Weaver in Alien 3.&amp;quot; --Basketbawful  &amp;quot;It turns out that Nash looks identical to Sam Cassell; he was just hiding underneath a foot of hair the whole time. So, White Cassell, congratulations, you are now 1/2 of the tandem making up the ugliest player in the NBA, nay, all of sports.&amp;quot; --Wait Till Next Blog  &amp;quot;This is what happens when you bet with Dirk Nowitzki on a playoff series.&amp;quot; --The Jello Is Jiggling "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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