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" &amp;quot;One year, as a joke, my sorority sisters gave me a bra for my birthday. But instead of being your typical lacy number, it was much naughtier. To personalize it, they had taken a permanent marker and written hilarious but crude inside jokes that we used to share in college all over it. I never really wear it, but one day, I was going out to run errands and had nothing clean in my dresser, so I grabbed it and threw it on under my shirt. Later that day, my mom called and asked if I wanted to go shopping with her. I found this great sweater at a boutique, and she came into the dressing room with me to try it on. When I whipped off my shirt, my mom gave me the most horrified look. It wasn&amp;#039;t until I checked myself out in the mirror that I could see that my bra had some really lewd words on it. I quickly pulled my shirt back on, but by then, it was too late. She gave me a long lecture about finding more appropriate girlfriends and couldn&amp;#039;t shut up about it all day.&amp;quot; -Jennie, 21 "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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