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" 1 Best Pose in a Paddy Wagon  \u2014From Weegee, a collection of the photographer&amp;#039;s work   2 Highest Praise &amp;quot;Was he going to jump over a car? Was he going to jump over a motorcycle? You&amp;#039;re talking about a guy who could jump over a building.&amp;quot; \u2014Jason Kidd in Hooked, a documentary about Demetrius Mitchell, a playground legend who went to prison instead of the NBA  3 Truest Statement &amp;quot;No one who has seen Bob Dylan blow &amp;#039;Hava Nagila&amp;#039; on the Lubavitcher Hasidim telethon can believe in the infallibility of celebrities.&amp;quot; \u2014From Hip: The History, an insightful chronicle of cool by John Leland   4 Handiest Shopping Tip &amp;quot;Never go to the sex shop when you&amp;#039;re horny. You have no idea what you&amp;#039;re going to end up with. Make a list. Stick to the list.&amp;quot; \u2014From Wendy Spero&amp;#039;s funny and moving one-woman show Who&amp;#039;s Your Daddy?, which you can catch this month at the Comedy Central Stage in L..A. (comedycentral.com/standup/ccstage)   5 Greatest Flatware-Related World Record &amp;quot;Jonathan Friedman was able to balance 13 stainless-steel spoons on his face (one on each ear, two on each cheek, two on his chin, one on his lips, one on his nose, and three on his forehead). He balanced them for 2 minutes at Lake Oswego, Oregon, on March 30 2004.&amp;quot; \u2014From Guinness World Records 2005, the 50th-anniversary edition of the record book  6 Most Disturbing Trend &amp;quot;Celebrity Knitting: Now It&amp;#039;s the Men!&amp;quot; \u2014From an e-mail we received claiming that &amp;quot;Antonio Banderas knits for Melanie&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Anthony La Paglia is also a yarn nut&amp;quot;  7 Sweetest Dream &amp;quot;One of the things I gave up that winter was chocolate, and some nights I dreamed that I swam through a lake of melted chocolate, breathing chocolate, swallowing peanut-butter fishes when I could catch them.&amp;quot; \u2014From When the Nines Roll Over, a collection of stories by novelist and screenwriter David Benioff (The 25th Hour, Troy)  8 Best Non-Answer Interviewer: When was the last time you had an actual girlfriend?  David Brent: I don&amp;#039;t look at it as when. I look at it as who. And why, yeah?  \u2014From BBC America&amp;#039;s The Office Special, in which our hero, now a cleaning-supplies salesman, returns to Wernham Hogg "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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