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"FacebookPinterestJohn Bryson Full.jpg\n\n\"Good morning west wing,\" tweeted RNC spokesman Tim Miller at 7:15 this morning. \"Yes that is the commerce secretary cited for felony hit &amp;amp; run.\"\n\nAccording to the Commerce Department and various news reports, Secretary John Bryson was involved in a couple of hit-and-run accidents over the weekend, evidently as a result of a seizure he suffered. Apparently, the drivers of the first car Bryson clipped followed him and called police, who ultimately found Bryson unconscious behind the wheel after hitting a second car. A Commerce spokeswoman told the Times that \"the investigation is ongoing.\"\n\nWe don't know yet what exactly happened, but it's easy to imagine the chagrin at a White House already beset by bad economic reports, a major Presidential misstep, and the impending threat that Obamacare will be struck down. At this rate, it's probably safe to assume an asteroid crisis at some point this summer.\n\n Read more on Death Race 2012\n\nA Brief Foray into Whiskey Politics\n\n\"This Is Not Finger Pointing At Anybody\" Lawmakers On National Security Leaks\n\nWould Miss USA Vote For Donald Trump? A GQ&amp;amp;A...\n\nWhen the Bully Pulpit Doesn't Work\n\nFollow Reid Cherlin on Twitter for more updates from the campaign trail."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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