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"HD has taken over the world. We now have HD hair pieces.  I sincerely wish I were joking right now, but I'm not. Stop the madness people, this is an abomination that besmirches the name of my incredible HDTV.What will be high definition next? Power tools, washing machines, what?"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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