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" Happy Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Happy Everything! I&amp;#x27;m off for the next few days but not before owning up to my usual assortment of ridiculousness. Here goes:1. I bought 90 percent of my Christmas gifts yesterday. 2. I have watched Christmas Vacation about 3 billion times and never get tired of it. And can recite every word. And plan to watch it again today. 3. We only got Alex one gift (an elmo kitchen) because we knew he&amp;#x27;d get spoiled by everyone else in his life. 4. I kind of wish I was still a kid who got to believe in Santa instead of a mom who has to play Santa. How do you put together an elmo kitchen, anyway? 5. I&amp;#x27;m going to wear spanks to Christmas dinner at my aunt&amp;#x27;s house simply so that I can eat whatever I want without having to suck it in. 6. I have no plans for New Year&amp;#x27;s and will probably wind up watching a bad movie with my in-laws who are coming to town&amp;amp;#8212;and falling asleep before the ball drops. OK, let&amp;#x27;s hear it. What are your holiday-themed embarrassing confessions? Keep em coming throughout the weekend and I&amp;#x27;ll do the same. I&amp;#x27;m sure there are more to be had! In the meantime, Merry, Happy, Joy! XO"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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