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"Last week I was in SUCH a bad mood at my job that I thought I was seriously going to lose it. I wait tables and everyone and everything was getting on my last nerve. No matter what I did to try and calm down, things just kept BUGGING ME! At one point, I was rushing back to the kitchen with my arms full of dirty dishes because the lazy bones bus boy was NO WHERE to be found and I just snapped -- I dropped the dishes in the middle of the dining room and yelled &amp;quot;I QUIT!&amp;quot; at the top of my lungs. It was a totally liberating/exhilarating experience -- at the time. Now I&amp;#039;m kind of bummed cause there&amp;#039;s this prom dress I really want that I just don&amp;#039;t have the money for now. Oh well. Live and learn. This past Valentine&amp;#039;s day one of my friends was whining that she most likely wouldn&amp;#039;t get anything from her b/f -- she went on and on and on about it till I got SO sick of her crying and moaning that I decided to userp her b/f&amp;#039;s place and wrote her a really mushy letter that said I LOVE YOU. Don&amp;#039;t know whether he really does but it sure did shut her up!  One time I was at a really boring party so to spice things up I suggested we all play truth or dare. Since it was my idea, I got asked first and this girl dared me to run around the two trees in front of the house naked. So I did. Thing is no one had told me that they ordered pizza and I, wouldn&amp;#039;t you know it, the pizza guy pulled up while I was locked out NAKED. I was really embarrassed -- but I guess it was a good &amp;quot;tip&amp;quot; for him! One night my crush&amp;#039;s parents were out of town so I plotted to go sleep there but told my mom I was sleeping at my friend&amp;#039;s house. She told me to call her from my friend&amp;#039;s -- luckily I remembered that we have caller ID -- &amp;#039;cause if I&amp;#039;d called from my crush&amp;#039;s I&amp;#039;d have been SO BUSTED. So I just called from a pay phone and explained that my friend and I were out getting pizza. Mom bought the whole thing and I had a fun night with my crush. There was this girl at school who smelled awful. She always got made fun of and even though it was disgusting, I felt sorry for her and wanted to break the &amp;#039;smelly&amp;#039; news to her. It would&amp;#039;ve been too embarrassing for me to go up to her and tell her so I put a bottle of deodorant in her locker. She blushed bright red. But, hey, at least no one was watching and now she knows! Last summer a really cute older guy who goes to my school asked me if I wanted to go to the beach with him and a couple of his friends. Well my parents would have freaked so I told them I was going with my best friend instead.   When we got to the beach, the guys dared everyone to go skinny-dipping. It was totally fun and I stayed in so long that I was the last one to get out of the water -- somehow when I got out; my bathing suit and towel were &amp;quot;missing.&amp;quot; It was so mortifying and I didn&amp;#039;t know what to do. They made me do all this crazy stuff to get my clothes back. Let&amp;#039;s just say I&amp;#039;ll never go to the beach with them again. When my little brother got me in trouble for something I didn&amp;#039;t do, I wanted revenge so I went through his room for something to ruin. As I was rummaging through his stuff, I came across special &amp;quot;magazine.&amp;quot; So, I ran and got scissors and so tape and posted all tons of the naked pictures on his wall. My mom had a fit. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! My best friend went to Florida for Spring Break, leaving her long-time boyfriend behind. We already knew we liked each other so we finally decided to do something about it. We ended up &amp;quot;hooking up&amp;quot; for the week. Later after she got back, he told her that things just weren&amp;#039;t working out between them and they called it off. She never found out the real reason why. I feel like a rat for having deceived her but all&amp;#039;s fair in love and war, right? That&amp;#039;s what I tell myself anyway.  A few of my best friends and I really wanted to go to this party that my best guy friend was having. We hadn&amp;#039;t seen him for over 6 months because he moved an hour and a half away from all of us. The only problem was trying to get there and back -- we&amp;#039;re not old enough to drive. So then all my friends and I got the idea that we would lie and just tell all our parents that we were spending the night at each other&amp;#039;s houses. Then have my best guy friend drive us to his house, which he agreed to since he really missed us. We all got picked up at 4:00 p.m. on Saturday and didn&amp;#039;t come home until 9:00 at night, the next day! We partied the WHOLE night. It was the best my night of my life. I even called my mom long distance and told her that I would be going shopping and she totally believed it! We got home safe and everything. None of us are sure how it worked, but it did! This happened last weekend and we still haven&amp;#039;t gotten caught! I don&amp;#039;t think I&amp;#039;d push my luck and try it again but I sure am happy to have had the experience "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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