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"Happy Friday! I&amp;#x27;m pleased to welcome the lovely Romi Lassally back. Last time she fessed up to stalking her daughter&amp;#x27;s Facebook page. This time? She admits she was a breast-feeding fraud when she had wee ones. The shame! The shame!From Romi&amp;#x27;s new book True Mom Confessions: Real Moms Get Real: The mom friends I had when my first daughter was born were a judgmental, competitive lot. They did everything by the book(s), and when it came to nursing, they were militant. So when I decided to stop breast-feeding at 10 weeks (OK, it was eight weeks), I couldn&amp;#x27;t bear the thought of fessing up to giving up the boob for the bottle. Instead, I maintained the appearance of a nursing mother--complete with excusing myself to go pump in my bedroom and the ultimate proof: lactating bags of &amp;quot;breast milk&amp;quot; stacked in the refrigerator and freezer. But unbeknownst to the mothers visiting during a playdate, those little bags of precious mother&amp;#x27;s milk were actually nondairy creamer mixed with water! To this day, those moms (unless they are reading this) do not know my secret. Your turn: Confess something. I&amp;#x27;ll go first. The other night my Dad called during dinner and asked what we were eating. I told him grilled chicken, homemade mashed potatoes and steamed broccoli. JD was noshing on frozen chicken nuggets and getting canned corn all over the (effing) place. I ate cereal. Standing over the sink. Visit Romi at Truu Mom Confessions. *** CLICK HERE TO WIN A SIGNED COPY OF RATTLED! (JD IS SIGNING IN CRAYON!) ALREADY PRE-ORDERED? WIN ONE FOR A FRIEND! MAKES A GREAT MOM&amp;#x27;S DAY GIFT! "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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