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" Ah, the wonders of the internet. Wonders like, for instance, the fake Twitter account that Burlington Coat Factory, until recently, linked to from its website (oops). It started out innocently enough in early June, sending innocuous tweets about enjoying the weekend and shopping for, well, coats. But then, somewhere around Flag Day, things started to fall apart. By mid-summer, it got even weirder. And now, it&amp;#039;s basically a stream of sometimes-outerwear-themed consciousness that borders on full-fledged crazy, with a healthy dose of completely unrelated #coats hashtags thrown in there for good measure. Which is to say: It&amp;#039;s great. Watch the descent into madness, below. #coats    Please visit one of out locations for Discount coats, men&amp;#039;s, women&amp;#039;s, kids clothing, and home furnishings! #bargains \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) June 6, 2013       Enjoy the weekend Burlington Coat Fans!#TGIF \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) June 8, 2013       Happy Flag Day tweeps! Did you know a new coat or a jacket is a great way to celebrate? #USA \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) June 14, 2013       Congratulations to the NHL champion Chicago Blackhawks #Coats \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) June 25, 2013       Congrtulations to the NBA Champions, Miami Heat! #Coats \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) June 21, 2013       It&amp;#039;s getting hot outside, so cool down with a new coat or jacket. \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) July 8, 2013       Happy Monday tweeps did you have a weekend and if so, good. \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) July 22, 2013       It is Saturday also known as Shoppingaturday #coats \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) July 27, 2013       hello. lets go shopping for coats and/or jackets today which would be a good idea. \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) July 28, 2013       Hello Monday! How is what weekend for tweeps? \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) July 29, 2013       How is your day, today? Was it yesterday? #coats \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) July 30, 2013       With a can do attitude you can coat shopping. Just about any time of the day. #coats \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) August 2, 2013       Monday is the day it is. #coats \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) August 5, 2013       Ifyou like shopping and coats go outside and yell yes right now. We will listen for you. \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) August 6, 2013       Happy Friday tweeps! What there is there just in time for the weekend! #TGIF \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) August 9, 2013       Have a Monday. \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) August 12, 2013       For planning of the weekend what are they? Shopping?? Yes #coats \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) August 16, 2013       Who does like coats? Let us know with #YesIDoLikeCoatsBigTime and tell others about this. \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) August 20, 2013       hello tweeps it Wednesday of today for shopping and best purchasing. Do not forget \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) August 21, 2013       Happy tweeps! Isthere. \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) August 23, 2013       What a weekend did you buy a coat. \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) August 26, 2013       Please make us trending with hashtag. Burlington# coat# factory# \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) August 27, 2013       Happy day of Satur great for shopping and #coats \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) August 31, 2013       twitter \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) September 3, 2013       Fall into savings at Burlington Coat Factory but fall into the store (savings) don&amp;#039;t fall on the ground. \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) September 4, 2013       Good morning tweeps. Have you thought about coats today because we have. \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) September 10, 2013       Can you believe fall fashion is! \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) September 10, 2013       We aim to please have #coats \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) September 11, 2013       Today we remember many thing#DontForgetting \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) September 11, 2013       The cat said stop in today and purrrrrchase a #coat \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) September 12, 2013       Happy Friday tweeps. happy Friday . tweep s \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) September 13, 2013       Good day. Please use hashtag #coats thanks. \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) September 17, 2013       Yes it is halfway to the week but since when. #coats \u2014 Not Burlington Coats (@NotCoatFactory) September 18, 2013    "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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