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"  We&amp;#039;ve all got different things that grind our gears \u2014 judge not, lest ye be judged (for your predilection towards being called &amp;quot;hot donkey lover&amp;quot; in the sack). But banging on top of kids&amp;#039; books is a new one. In an odd twist, Jamie Kurz, a librarian at New Mexico&amp;#039;s Estancia Public Library, was actually fired for alerting the town&amp;#039;s mayor to an incident she witnessed during off-hours. Specifically, the head librarian and a municipal worker getting it on in the kids section, according to Fox News. (Porn producers in search of a fresh plot should take note.) Kurz has retained a lawyer. Paddington Bear and Curious George will likely sue for emotional distress. Follow Anna on Twitter. Image via Getty "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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