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" The Movie: Rock of Ages The Release Date: June 15, 2012 The Hype: &amp;quot;Get Ready to Rock&amp;quot;; &amp;quot;A New Kind of Musical.&amp;quot; The Setup: Tom Cruise is Stacee Jaxx, a fictionalized composite of &amp;#039;80s rock stars, who arrives at the Bourbon Room, a fictionalized composite of &amp;#039;80s Hollywood nightclubs, with his over-aggressive pet monkey. He is to play a show on which the future of the venue depends. Everyone chants his name. Everyone knows the words to his songs, which are apparently written by Bon Jovi. Some people would like to be him. Many beautiful women would like to sleep with him. A few people picket outside. After it&amp;#039;s all over, everyone&amp;#039;s life is changed. What You Should Expect to See: Something along the lines of Smash but with hair-metal. Comic relief provided by Alec Baldwin and Russell Brand (mostly the former). Sing-alongs to some classics of the era by bands such as Journey and Poison. Tom Cruise rarely wearing a shirt. What You Should Not: Any of the same jokes from This Is Spinal Tap. A cameo by Axl Rose. A faithful depiction of what it was like to go to a rock show in 1987. Likelihood You&amp;#039;ll Actually See It: How much do you like Bon Jovi? How much do you like Tom Cruise? How much do you like the idea of Tom Cruise singing Bon Jovi? That&amp;#039;s how much.      "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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