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"Bloody hell, another vampire/global pandemic/doomsday film! How&amp;amp;#x2019;s it look? Here&amp;amp;#x2019;s another play-by-play.\n\n:15 They&amp;amp;#x2019;re writing out the words &amp;amp;#x201C;IMAGINE A WORLD&amp;amp;#x201D; now? I don&amp;amp;#x2019;t think we&amp;amp;#x2019;ll ever get over the loss of Don LaFontaine.\n\n:28 Uncle Sam poster: &amp;amp;#x201C;Capture Humans! Join now!&amp;amp;#x201D; Soldiers tazing civilians. Looks like the audience won&amp;amp;#x2019;t be suffering through that apeshit Army recruitment commercial during the previews.\n\n:38 Ways I can already tell Lionsgate cut corners: a twofer sale at Hot Topic on fools gold contacts and props swiped from the set of The Matrix. Seriously, those pod people have been hooked in since &amp;amp;#x2019;99.\n\n:41 Things this movie will have in common with Gattaca: a slick-haired Ethan Hawke, techy lab experiments, and office buildings with lots of mirrors. Things it won&amp;amp;#x2019;t have in common with Gattaca: an Oscar nomination.\n\n:42 Hawke is identified as &amp;amp;#x201C;Chief Hematologist&amp;amp;#x201D;. I suppose that&amp;amp;#x2019;s one way to put it.\n\n:57 \"If a blood substitute is not found immediately then\u2026\"\n\n:59 \u2026we'll all turn into the Tales from the Crypt dude! Screw the human race! That ugly bastard was the shit.\n\n1:00 Does the fact that we&amp;amp;#x2019;re now applying &amp;amp;#x201C;peak oil theory&amp;amp;#x201D; to blood mean the Vampire meme is just about exhausted? Yes. Yes it does.\n\n1:05 Did Katy Perry just cameo as a blood-dealer!? Interest, piqued.\n\n1:30 Chrysler entering the cars-that-vampires-drive race. Guessing Volvo&amp;amp;#x2019;s gonna win this one.\n\n1:39 Hopefully when we face extinction, we'll be listening to something better than a Pure Moods cover of a Kate Bush song.\n\n2:04 And\u2026.the Crypt Keeper is licking walls. Note to self: in the future, snozberries will still taste like snozberries. \n\nVerdict: Smells like a short-list candidate for Worst Movie of the Week."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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