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"  The minute I fired up my computer at work this morning, Meg sent me an IM. megalicious: oh my goodness thank god you&amp;#039;re here i need to talk to you immediately aohk: what&amp;#039;s up? megalicious: so you know how we all went out for drinks after work yesterday? I knew. I&amp;#039;d decided not to join them because I have a new way of dealing with the Brad situation (yes, it&amp;#039;s still a situation). I call it &amp;quot;avoidance.&amp;quot; So far, so good. aohk: yeah. did brad get drunk and confide in you that he was secretly in love with me? ;) megalicious: i&amp;#039;m afraid not, poodle. HOWEVER, yours truly got hit on! aohk: by who?  megalicious: ADAM! aohk: whoa! isn&amp;#039;t he dating serena though?  megalicious: not anymore. in fact, he referred to her as both &amp;quot;crazy&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;clingy.&amp;quot; aohk: so what happened? did he ask you out? megalicious: yes. we&amp;#039;re having dinner friday. OMG I AM HAVING DINNER WITH ADAM ON FRIDAY.  aohk: \u263A i expect a saturday morning phone call. megalicious: only if i&amp;#039;m alone, dahling. i&amp;#039;m hitting that first chance i get. Ha! Meg kills me. Theoretically, I should be happy that Adam deemed Serena both crazy and clingy, what with her being my archenemy and all. The thing is, I don&amp;#039;t buy it. Serena&amp;#039;s pretty no nonsense, and while there&amp;#039;s a possibility that it&amp;#039;s all an act and she just loses it when she gets involved with someone, I don&amp;#039;t really see it. So if it&amp;#039;s not true, that means that Adam went out with her a few times, presumably slept with her, blew her off and now needs an excuse. Which makes him a dog, thereby killing any hotness he may have had previously. Since it&amp;#039;s all speculation on my part, I didn&amp;#039;t tell any of this to Meg. I am a little worried about her, though. She&amp;#039;s kind of a mess right now with the whole divorce thing, and she&amp;#039;s really vulnerable, despite her ability to deliver clever one-liners. For her sake, I hope I&amp;#039;m wrong about Adam. Or that she just wants to conquer Mount Adam (Ha! Get it? MOUNT Adam? I kill me.) and be done with it, in which case, I can&amp;#039;t wait to hear all the juicy details.  When I walked into the control room today, I thought I detected some sadness emanating from Serena. &amp;quot;Hey Serena,&amp;quot; I said, settling into my chair. &amp;quot;How&amp;#039;s it going?&amp;quot; She looked surprised at first, since I usually mumble a &amp;quot;hi&amp;quot; and then focus on my work. Then she looked like she was trying to figure out if I knew about her and Adam. Then her face finally softened. &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m okay, K. How are you?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Good, thanks.&amp;quot; Man, the drama that goes down at the station is better than any soap opera out there. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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