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"Good Evening ladies and gentlemen we are LIVE in the American Airlines Arena in Miami, Florida for the most hellacious pay-per-view on the wrestling calendar. Tonight we will see a new WWE Champion crowned and features the return of the little known superstar called John Cena. Before the event, on the Kick off Show (starring the mesmerizingly gorgeous Kaitlyn plus R-Truth bizarrely wearing the same suit from the poster) Big E Langston challenged Dean Ambrose to his US Title, which has now been added to the lineup.       &amp;gt; WWE Hell in a Cell: 5 best-ever bouts As usual we join Michael Cole, JBL and Jerry the King Lawler on commentary  WWE Tag Team Championship Triple Threat tag team match: Cody Rhodes and Goldust (c) vs. The Shield (Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins) vs. The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) Big action and quick tags from all teams start off the show, but it&amp;#039;s big Roman Reigns who takes control. Goldust tries to tag in his brother, but Cody isn&amp;#039;t home after being knocked off the apron, he then tries to tag the Usos but they&amp;#039;re incapacitated too. Reigns returns to his dismantling of Goldust, cutting the ring in half and taunting the crowd. Dustin eventually gets the tag and all hell breaks loose. The Usos explode into the match with a combo of aerial attacks and Cody gets some offense in the fray too. Jey sends Goldust and Reigns to the outside with a big dropkick-clothesline combo.  &amp;gt; WWE Battleground: Is this the end of the Rhodes? - review Cody then superplexes Rollins to the outside on the pile of superstars already sprawled across the aisle. The match reaches its crescendo when Reigns spears Jimmy and Cody grabs Rollins, who tries to free himself but is punched out by Goldust directly back into a &amp;#039;cross-Rhodes&amp;#039; from his brother for the win. Winners: The Rhodes Brothers - Good opening match which played out like the opening scene of a Bond movie. Fast paced action and a satisfying conclusion. The Rhodes brothers are red hot at the moment and they are becoming a main attraction for the fans. The first match on the card should always be extremely entertaining and this was no exception. I think we are maybe one (serious) team short of a genuine tag team division revival.      Cody Rhodes &amp;amp; Goldust&amp;#039;s Entrance Theme Next, The Miz heads to the ring to demand a match with the demented redneck Bray Wyatt as retribution for the trauma the family has put him through recently. Instead of Wyatt, Rowan and Harper appear and begin to dismantle The Awesome One. But before they can finish the job, Kane returns and dispatches the Wyatts with his usual ease. The Big Red Monster then grabs The Miz and chokeslams him all the way to hell!  &amp;gt; WWE The Miz interview: &amp;#039;Someday maybe I&amp;#039;ll be the hero Mixed Tag Team Match: Fandango &amp;amp; Summer Rae vs Khali &amp;amp; Natalya with Hornswoggle Some actual decent wrestling from Summer Rae and Natalya starts off the match. Impressively it wasn&amp;#039;t just slaps and screams. Fandango almost gave the WWE universe a dream moment by putting the vertically challenged Hornswoggle out of his misery, but instead he was skull lifted by Khali. After the usual zero wrestling manoeuvres from the gigantic Punjab, the ladies get tagged back in and Summer Rae scores a roll up on Natalya for the win. &amp;#039;Winners&amp;#039;: Fandango and Summer Rae - NO! NO! NO! NO! The Beast reminds the DigiSpies how great Fandango and Natalya are, and how Khali (Not to be referred to as great) and dancing have no place on WWE TV. Depressingly we a still being force fed this dirge. Small props to Summer Rae who actually looked half decent for the total of 85 seconds she was allowed to showcase her skills in her ring debut.  United States Championship: Dean Ambrose (c) vs Big E. Langston At the top of the bout, it&amp;#039;s fast and powerful attacks from WWE&amp;#039;s newest good guy. Who literally makes the ring shake with his attempted destruction of The Shield member. The tide turns with Ambrose sticking to The Shield&amp;#039;s style of meticulously picking apart his opponent, with the occasional flying attack for good measure. Langston gets going again, showing some impressive quickness to couple his powerful clotheslines and suplexes. Both superstars then get busted open after one of those clotheslines got a little too intimate. The match looked over when Ambrose mashed Langston&amp;#039;s head with sickening DDT, but the big man kicked out. The end did happen straight after though. After dodging a corner shoulder tackle, Ambrose gets speared off the apron into the guard rails and fails to make it up for the ten count. After the bell, Big E delivers a Big Ending to champion and hold aloft the US title belt as he stands over the prone Hound of Justice. Winner: Big E. Langston - The former NXT superstar doesn&amp;#039;t take home the gold, but did look impressive with his combo of power and more agility than your average big man. In the terms of the WWE landscape this was a big win. Big E&amp;#039;s needed another win to further his fledgling push and Dean Ambrose is a better opponent than Curtis Axel who was injured before the show.      Ryback and Paul Heyman vs &amp;quot;CM Skunk&amp;quot; on SmackDown Handicap Hell in a Cell: CM Punk vs. Ryback and Paul Heyman Bizarrely, The Walrus enters the arena on an elevated maintenance platform and delivers a brilliant promo as he raised to the roof of the cell! In the cage, Punk and the Big Guy exchange diving attacks and kendo stick shots as this match gets underway. Clearly this is not going to be Shawn Michaels vs The Undertaker. Ryback continues to work with his usual brutish roughhousing and bounces Punk off the cage walls with three rebound suplexes on the outside, as Heyman sinisterly looks down on the action. Punk hits a few counter attacks but Ryback is one step ahead and tries to rubberstamp the match with a Shellshocked attempt.  &amp;gt; WWE Ryback interview: &amp;#039;My goal is to blow John Cena out of the water&amp;#039; The second city saviour reverses and goes to work with the kendo stick and gets a two count after he lands his Randy Savage Elbow Drop. Punk introduces a table to the match, which ends badly when Ryback castrates him with it, which prompts JBL to remind us a couple of times that &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s all legal!&amp;quot; After some more exchanges, Punk puts Ryback through the table with another Randy Savage Elbow for a near fall. The Best in the World ends the match by swatting Ryback&amp;#039;s skull with some nasty headshots with the Kendo Stick and hits a GTS for the win.      Paul Heyman makes an explosive prediction for Hell in a Cell Punk then ascends the cage, stick in hand to find Paul Heyman. Once at the summit, he beats the hell out of The Walrus. A GTS later and CM Punk is standing tall on the summit as the victor. Winner: CM Punk - We all know by now that CM Punk is working while hurt. You only have to check out his awesome matches with Cena, Lesnar and Undertaker to clearly see he is not his usual self. Most of his high impact offense which is normally on par with Daniel Bryan is absent. His matches against Ryback nurse him through these problems, with the usual format being him getting beaten up by The Big Guy and eventually coming back with mainly weapon-based attacks and finishers.  People say Ryback is not good enough to hang with the top guys, but in these matches there&amp;#039;s not much he can do without actually winning the match. It would make sense to see the Big Hungry get a victory when Punk is so beaten up. But I guess it&amp;#039;s the usual mix of politics and egos backstage writing the script here.  The match did have a couple of decent spots though. Ryback squashing Punk&amp;#039;s nuts on the side of a table was fun and prompted the return of JBL&amp;#039;s catchphrase. The beating of Heyman on the roof of the cell was pretty nasty too. Tag Team Match: Los Matadores (Diego and Fernando) (with El Torito) vs. The Real Americans (Jack Swagger and Antonio Cesaro) (with Zeb Colter) The high flying bullfighters start the action with their fun brand of leaping offense but in the midst of this frenzied flight The Real American&amp;#039;s take brief control. Swagger crushes Diego with a powerbomb and both of Zeb&amp;#039;s patriots work doubleteams for a near fall. Antonio Cesaro hits a crazy, long, big swing with a total of thirty one rotations. Swagger sinks in the Patriot Lock and it looks to be over when Cesaro ingeniously holds back the bottom rope, preventing a break. Los Matadores survive and after a quick tag they pick up the win after nailing Swagger with a doubleteam for the victory.  Winners: Los Matadores - They are accompanied by a little person dressed as a bull. This little bovine rascal pretends to gore opponents whilst Los Matadores hold up the red rag of doom, all whilst the WWE Universe goes crazy. These guys are going to be cult favourites, which is more bizarre than Goldust&amp;#039;s wardrobe. The match was quick and fun, just like Los Matadores&amp;#039; old school, fast-paced lucha style. Plus, two great things happened: The dizziest Big Swing yet from Antonio Cesaro and Zeb Colter using the expression &amp;quot;a load of bull&amp;quot; in his pre match promo = Genius.       John Cena&amp;#039;s road to recovery for Hell in a Cell World Heavyweight Championship: Alberto Del Rio (c) vs. John Cena The familiar music hits along with the initial cheers and boos for the return of WWE poster boy John Cena. From the off ADR targets the injured arm of the Cenation Leader. Expect the majority of the offense and commentary to be about the injury for the whole match. All of the early attacks are with Del Rio as he sets about Cena with an intoxicating blend of vicious targeted attacks and in this instance a brilliant German suplex. Cena struggles to get a grip in the match as Del Rio continuously slows the pace with armlocks on the challenger.  Intriguingly the cameras cut to a shot of Damien Sandow looking on backstage, briefcase in hand. SuperCena starts to fly with a big dropkick counter after Del Rio does one of those pointless drops from the turnbuckle and the following five moves of doom come up short. It&amp;#039;s a near fall next, when Del Rio kicks John Cena through the face with a sickening superkick. ADR gains control again with a big enziguri on the turnbuckle, tilt and whirl back breaker and eventually locks in the CrossArmbreaker, which is reversed by Cena into a pillaging powerbomb.  The credits roll in this match when Cena reverses another armbreaker attempt into an Attitiude Adjustment for the win and his third World Heavyweight Title. Winner and new World Heavyweight Champion: John Cena - WOW! What a surprise! John Cena returns and wins the title on his very first attempt. Just to clarify, The Beast doesn&amp;#039;t hate John Cena. He just hates the idea that he&amp;#039;s the best and the hideous way his booked as the underdog. Yet, he&amp;#039;s referred to by the commentary team as superhuman and wins more often than he doesn&amp;#039;t.      John Cena&amp;#039;s career in video This match was as predictable as a happy ending in a Spielberg movie. It was clear from the word go, that after Alberto Del Rio puts on his usual clinic of brilliant offense and malicious charisma that Cena would win. The &amp;#039;underdog&amp;#039; was on the receiving end for the majority yet &amp;#039;incredibly&amp;#039; came away with the belt. It&amp;#039;s a massive insult that a superstar as fantastic as Alberto Del Rio has to essentially job to Mr WWE on his return. As a match the quality was very good though. The formula may be tired but it&amp;#039;s still entertaining and any bout with ADR is going to be on a higher level. Sadly it was just teasing with the shot of Damien Sandow backstage.  WWE Divas Championship: AJ Lee (c) vs. Brie Bella AJ delivers large portions of whoop ass to Ms Daniel Bryan, but incredibly for the majority of the match (around 40 seconds) Brie has AJ in a Boston Crab. As quickly as it starts, it&amp;#039;s over. Whilst trying to neutralize the threat of Tamina, Brie baseball slides her twin sister in the face. This distraction allows AJ to lock in the Blackwidow to retain her title. Winner and still Champion: AJ Lee - Probably due to lack of talented opposition, it looks like AJ has lost her battle to stop the Divas Title returning to its pre-main event bathroom break status. There&amp;#039;s nothing of note to report here at all content wise. Just wondering if it&amp;#039;s a matter of time before Nikki or Brie wins the title. After all, the Bellas are powerful fellas.  FUN FACT: Daniel Bryan&amp;#039;s Yes! Chant is actually borrowed from accomplished UFC fighter Diego Sanchez, who shot to prominence after winning the Ultimate Fighter television series Hell in a Cell WWE Championship: Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan [with Shawn Michaels as Special Guest Referee] The sound of HBK&amp;#039;s music always sends a shiver down The Beast&amp;#039;s spine as his presence makes me wonder how incredible a match between him and Daniel Bryan would have been. The Goat and The Viper are caged, and it&amp;#039;s the Apex Predator who brings the beating to his bearded foe in the early going.  &amp;gt; John Cena vs Daniel Bryan: Was this the best SummerSlam ever? &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s all legal&amp;quot; yet again as Orton drives the steel steps to Bryan to the outside, but it&amp;#039;s reversed and he is on the receiving end of a some cell based attacks. Bryan continues his attacks back in the ring with his usual blend of kinetic offence, including his customary leaping kicks and after two successful flying goats, the third results in Orton driving his head mid-air into the cage wall.      Daniel Bryan&amp;#039;s early years training under Shawn Michaels This gives Randy Orton the opportunity to meticulously pick apart his downed foe. After a powerbomb superplex reversal, the match turns into a slug fest which then results in Bryan gaining the upper hand. Three frenzied corner kicks and a hurricanrana later, Bryan gets a near fall after a flying head-butt. After the first yes lock of the match Daniel Bryan becomes chair obsessed. Battering Orton with a series of shots, he then fills the ring with NINE of the steel seats! Is he expecting guests? Orton is back and fighting with the chairs, piling the furniture for what ended up being a superplex to the stack of seats.  Triple H heads to the ringside to berate Shawn Michaels, which earns the ire of Orton for not counting his pin attempt. It&amp;#039;s still with Randy Orton, who hits his signature second rope DDT. Bryan then blocks a RKO and pushes The Viper into Michaels, knocking him out. Triple H and Daniel Bryan both try to wake the special referee and The Game shoves Bryan aside which results in the COO being taken out by The Bearded Warrior. Shawn Michaels eventually gets to his feet and drops Bryan with a Sweet Chin Music! He then conflictingly counts Randy Orton&amp;#039;s cover to secure a new champion.      Daniel Bryan: &amp;quot;Randy Orton is going to have his head kicked in&amp;quot; After the match, HBK immediately heads to the locker room. In the ring Triple H holds his new champion&amp;#039;s hand aloft as The Authority finally gets Their WWE Champion. Winner and new WWE Champion: Randy Orton - This was a good one. The presence of probably the best wrestler in history (and The Beast&amp;#039;s favourite ever) added even more glamour to what shaped up to be a steel bound slobberknocker. There were some great moments in this match and the ending left everyone stunned. The sight of Daniel Bryan launching chair after chair into ring was a great sight and the violence that followed was spectacular.      Triple H and Shawn Michaels do not agree on Daniel Bryan Inserting Shawn Michaels was a stroke of genius. He has a long history with his best friend Triple H, but is it the man who trained Daniel Bryan that made his attack at the end all the more delicious? And as The Beast has said before, EVERYONE loves a swerve. The Beast Says: &amp;quot;Hell in a Cell is always a tough sell. In these modern PG rated days, we&amp;#039;re not going to be treated to a Mankind vs Undertaker style shock fest. The event was to a high standard and had some great moments (Kaitlyn on the Kick Off Panel being one of them).  We are still wondering what Dolph Ziggler has done wrong though. It&amp;#039;s worrying that The Show Off is not getting PPV matches anymore. Everyone loves Cody and Goldust at the moment, which I will bet winds up with both brothers feuding and finally getting the match at WrestleMania they&amp;#039;ve been talking about for a long time. Has CM Punk and Paul Heyman&amp;#039;s feud come to a close? There is mixed feelings about either outcome. If it has, Punk should take some needed time off to heal up. On the other hand continuing the rivalry would mean more verbal clinics from Heyman and Ryback still getting pushed, which is something that I definitely want. John Cena&amp;#039;s return ended with the expected gold capture. This will do wonders for the World Heavyweight Title, returning some of the prestige it has lost in recent months. Interestingly, all eyes will now be on Damien Sandow who looks to be on the verge of a cash-in attempt.  The main event was a different venue to a familiar fight as the Authority storyline rolls on. When will Daniel Bryan win the belt? It surely has to happen soon and by having Randy Orton win tonight, it only adds more drama to this soap operatic tale. Shawn Michaels&amp;#039; actions will guarantee that we can all look forward to having The Showstopper on TV for a least a little while longer. *The WWE is still raising awareness for the great Susan G. Komen foundation for breast cancer. Cancer is something that affects everyone worldwide and The Beast proudly supports all the charities involved in the fight. #StandUpToCancer* To all the DigiSpies Beast Ya Later! Samuel &amp;#039;The Beast&amp;#039; Mansell "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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