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" What&amp;#039;s the best way to thank a guy for saving your life? How&amp;#039;s about punching him in the face? That&amp;#039;s exactly what happened last Saturday on the Jersey shore, AKA the Florida of the Northeast, when lifeguards pulled two men from a riptide and one of them lashed out at his savior. Once safely back on dry land, of course.  20-year-old Ivan Rivera, the ungracious pugilist, was &amp;quot;clearly intoxicated&amp;quot; say those on the scene, and was arrested for assault, disorderly conduct, underage drinking, and being a dick. Pro tip: When someone risks their life to save yours, always be polite, or next time the lifeguards may decide they&amp;#039;re just too busy to come to your rescue. Save the seaside violence for something useful, like fighting off great white sharks. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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