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"2009's 2012's most influential author (especially if you are Paul Ryan) is a mirthless Russian-American who loves money, hates God, and swings a gigantic dick. She died in 1982, but her spawn soldier on. And the Great Recession is all their fault"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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