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"  Every morning, we give you the best the Internet can offer up. Nothing too heavy \u2014 a tip or two, a story or video to glance at, and some wisdom to get you ready to kick ass with a grin. We&amp;#039;ll all get to the deeper stuff as the day goes on. But for now, before we begin... Never disagree with Bar Rafaeli. And we&amp;#039;ll let this guy do the talking about cicada humor. You never know when you&amp;#039;ll get hit by a flying toilet while driving to work. Who said that American innovation is dead? &amp;quot;There is no one who has $20 million dollars who is funny,&amp;quot; Louis C.K. aptly points out.  Speaking of which: If you party like Gatsby, you&amp;#039;ll end up as dead-broke as Gatsby. Talk sht like they did in the Ice Age: Ye old mother spit this worm, man. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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