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" I&amp;amp;#8217;m on first, that&amp;amp;#8217;s who! After spending most of last weekend with the Pretty History Teacher, she has left me stranded on first base. &amp;amp;#8220;What&amp;amp;#8217;s first base?&amp;amp;#8221; she asked as I complained to her as we sat on my couch after our second date. I know I am not the only one who keeps track of the progress of intimacy using baseball analogies, but apparently she has forgotten/never knew that first base refers to kissing. Just the other day I heard my 70+ year-old uncle mention that his new girlfriend was leaving him &amp;amp;#8220;stuck on third.&amp;amp;#8221; &amp;amp;#8220;Third&amp;amp;#8221; must mean whatever you do just before making it &amp;amp;#8220;home,&amp;amp;#8221; and &amp;amp;#8220;second&amp;amp;#8221; must involve something in the middle, right? I have told you guys PHT and I were taking it slow, right? Well, our last date involved a beer-and-burrito-fueled marathon of cable watching that spanned Shark Week on Discovery Channel to Little Miss Sunshine and Sex in the City (and an exchange of a few small smooches). Maybe I am little old to be using baseball analogies to define my sex life. But if it&amp;amp;#8217;s okay for Uncle Jim, then why not me? &amp;amp;#8220;What&amp;amp;#8217;s the big deal? Be patient,&amp;amp;#8221; I tell myself. &amp;amp;#8220;Good things come to those who wait.&amp;amp;#8221; I guess time will tell."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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