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"That&amp;#x27;s what my friend Jason told me his wife calls it. The more I thought about it, the weirder it sounded to me. Like a dumb, blind, stupid thing with no sense of its own. (I know, I know, one might argue...). The fact is, no one really knows what to call it. But I&amp;amp;#8217;ve got a few requests about what not to&amp;amp;#133;Ten things not to call your man&amp;#x27;s prize possession: 1) The Junior Partner. Senior Partner is fine. 2) Penis. Unless you&amp;amp;#8217;re wearing rubber gloves and your name ends with M.D. (There&amp;#x27;s another post admonishing against this here. Though they use the phrase &amp;quot;man-parts&amp;quot; which I&amp;#x27;d personally add to the list of nopes.) 3) Chace Crawford. Or Chuck Bass. Though Michael Phelps is OK. 4) Pecker. Pecker is what you call the jack**s you work with, not our pride and joy. 5) Wiener. Unless it comes with mustard and indigestion, don&amp;amp;#8217;t do it. 6) Lil Sailor. Though we wouldn&amp;amp;#8217;t mind &amp;amp;#8216;The Admiral.&amp;amp;#8217; 7) Our Manhood. We&amp;amp;#8217;d like to think our manhood isn&amp;amp;#8217;t only located there. 8) Old Man Withers. Not that you would, but I once heard a woman call it that behind her boyfriend&amp;amp;#8217;s back 9) Dic*. There&amp;amp;#8217;s just something negative about that word 10) Thing. Makes it sound like you&amp;amp;#8217;re grossed out by it. &amp;amp;#8216;Your thing,&amp;amp;#8221; or even &amp;amp;#8216;That thing,&amp;amp;#8221; just seems wrong! What do you guys call it? And why do you think it has so many funny names? Remember to keep it clean(ish) so the masters of the web don&amp;#x27;t erase your posts! Photo: iStock "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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