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"She doesn&amp;apos;t have a bun in the oven yet, but Lady Gaga says that when it&amp;apos;s time for her to become a mom, she&amp;apos;ll know what it feels to be pregnant.\r\n&amp;quot;I get all the symptoms of a pregnant woman [when stressed],&amp;quot; Gaga, 23, tells the January issue of Elle magazine. &amp;quot;I get headaches, I get tired, I get blurred vision sometimes during a really intense session with [my creative team] the Haus.&amp;quot;\r\nAs for her often hypersexed and eccentric performances and getups? They&amp;apos;re all part of the Gaga master plan.\r\n\r\n&amp;quot;I feel that if I can show my demise artistically to the public, I can somehow cure my own legend,&amp;quot; Gaga tells the magazine. &amp;quot;I can show you so you&amp;apos;re not looking for it. I&amp;apos;m dying for you on domestic television -- here&amp;apos;s what it looks like, so no one has to wonder.&amp;quot;\r\nThe star has had practice showing her assets. The former waitress says she &amp;quot;always got big tips&amp;quot; because she impressed her patrons.  &amp;quot;I always wore heels to work! I told everybody stories, and for customers on dates, I kept it romantic,&amp;quot; she says. &amp;quot;It&amp;apos;s kind of like performing.&amp;quot;\r\n\r\nGaga -- who now helms a clothing line, The Haus of Gaga, in addition to touring to promote her The Fame Monster album -- says she&amp;apos;ll settle down eventually.\r\nWhat would motivate the bisexual Gaga to become a mother? Her own family.\r\n\r\n&amp;quot;In eight to 10 years, I want to have babies for my Dad to hold, grandkids,&amp;quot; she says of her father, for whom she wrote the tune &amp;quot;Speechless&amp;quot; and who is recovering from open-heart surgery. &amp;quot;I want to have a husband who loves and supports me, just the way anyone else does. I would never leave my career for a man right now, and I would never follow a man around.&amp;quot;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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