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" Whenever a new innovation hits the world of food claiming to make you healthier, it&amp;#039;s always smart to err on the side of caution. The infomercial duds are rampant, and after this weekend&amp;#039;s CES Unveiled event in Las Vegas, a new one has just joined their ranks. It&amp;#039;s a vibrating utensil: &amp;quot;The fork vibrates if you take a bite less than 10 seconds after the last mouthful,&amp;quot; CNET reports. &amp;quot;That will teach you to slow down, enjoy each morsel, and allow your brain to rein in your appetite.&amp;quot; For my part, I can&amp;#039;t imagine any scenario in which you&amp;#039;d want to be interrupted from a delicious dinner by an acute buzzing in your mouth. And in any case, most readily &amp;quot;boltable&amp;quot; foods tend to be fast food \u2014 pizza, sandwiches, burritos, and other things people generally eat without forks. Even CNET points out flaws: &amp;quot;They haven&amp;#039;t proven effective at helping people lose weight yet.&amp;quot; There&amp;#039;s no question that bolting your food down in five minutes like a wild animal is both unhealthy and unseemly, but let&amp;#039;s not pretend the solution is to spend $99 on something that could short-circuit in your dishwasher. Try this more sensible approach, instead. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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