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"My mouth hasn&amp;#x27;t shut since I finished watching last night&amp;#x27;s Real Housewives of New Jersey. It&amp;#x27;s gaping open as I cannot process what we watched unravel before our very eyes. In no particular order: Teresa&amp;#x27;s marriage, Teresa&amp;#x27;s grasp on reality, and Teresa&amp;#x27;s relationships with basically everyone that&amp;#x27;s ever tried to help her or care about her. By Teresa standards, it seemed like everyone was getting along at first. Teresa was at peace and even joking around with her brother Joe and sister-in-law Melissa (they sure showed that therapist that riding together in an RV was a good idea). Teresa and Jacqueline decided to agree to &amp;quot;disagree&amp;quot; on the meaning of friendship and were back on track. And even Caroline was peacefully ignoring the Giudices. The only one who wasn&amp;#x27;t exactly feeling the Teresa love was Kathy--but more on that later. All was well out in Napa Valley. Until Joe Giudice made a phone call that went something like this: I&amp;#x27;m just gonna say this. I condone NO part of that conversation, not even a little bit. But if you are dumb enough to &amp;quot;forget&amp;quot; the cameras are there and capturing your every move--then you deserve to look like a fool on national TV. But I just can&amp;#x27;t believe that Joe had the nerve to tell Teresa he was talking to a WORKER and proceeded to finish the conversation in SPANISH. At least he had the good sense to say real &amp;quot;work things.&amp;quot; We know this because his words were translated. Because he was on TV! Even Caroline, witnessing the odd scene, said she felt bad for Teresa. And by the way--whoever he was talking to knew who Caroline was, so that makes it even sketchier! But Teresa, the queen of pretending everything is amazing, handled the situation exactly as you&amp;#x27;d expect. She believed (or at least chose to believe) Joe&amp;#x27;s story and started seducing him in the middle of the vineyard--inches away from where everyone else could see as they finished up dinner. T, T, T--you have so many people who love and support you and would help you deal with the cracks in your marriage if you just let them in. You have your brother and Melissa, Jacqueline and even your cousin Kathy... well, HAD cousin Kathy. Sigh, the night ended with Kathy confiding in Caroline and Jacqueline how very bad she felt that things weren&amp;#x27;t right with her and Teresa. Always the classier, bigger person--Kathy decided to sit next to Teresa at dinner to get some quality time in. Only, she regretted that decision after five minutes when Teresa made a toast about how much fun she had with Jacqueline and Chris, Joe and Melissa--and even gave Caroline a birthday shout-out. Yes, T blatantly left out her cousins Kathy and Rich. And World War 25 breaks out next week when Caroline does not let Teresa get away with this snub. AHHHHHH!!! Dying to talk this out with you guys. What do you think about Teresa, Joe and the drama that&amp;#x27;s about to ensue next week? Tell me, tell me, tell me! More reality TV madness: * What&amp;#x27;s It Like to Be Married to a Jonas Brother? Kevin Jonas and His Wife Danielle Fill Us in! Plus, Deets About Their New Reality Show! * Attention Everyone Who Liked Chris on Emily Maynard&amp;#x27;s Bachelorette Season: You&amp;#x27;ve Been Played * Dancing With the Stars: All Stars Pairings Just Announced! Plus, Tony Dovolani Tells Us the Star He Was Most Surprised Wasn&amp;#x27;t On the All-Star List! P.S. Want more Obsessed? Sign up for our awesome daily newsletter that features the latest celebrity gossip, TV news, hilarious Internet sensations, and more! Photos: Bravo "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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