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"  Photo: Matthias Clamer It&amp;#039;s finally here: the dreaded polar vortex! Just like Al Roker promised, temperatures are dropping to the subzero level, but fear not, as we have prepared a handy survival guide. These five tips are recommended (sort of) for navigating today&amp;#039;s slightly alarming weather pattern. How to Get to Work: Team of Sled Dogs Who cares if there is no snow? The drop in temperatures means that getting from point A to point B will be that much more difficult. Arriving in style is naturally of the utmost importance.  What to Wear at Your Desk: White Sable Fur Nothing says, &amp;quot;I acknowledge the cold, but why compromise luxury?&amp;quot; like a white sable coat. Fur might invite people to cozy up to you, but the white will repel them. No one wants to be responsible for that dry cleaning bill should an unfortunate accident occur. What to Drink to Keep Warm: Fancy Hot Chocolate Serendipity 3&amp;#039;s famous frozen hot chocolate is no use today. It&amp;#039;s much better the old fashioned way, made with, dare we say, whole milk. It&amp;#039;s okay to ingest extra calories when your body will be burning fat trying to keep warm. Bring on those marshmallows! How to Communicate: Only in Emojis It&amp;#039;s too cold to be formulating real worlds and the exposure time it will take to text a fully complete thought is risky at best. In an effort to arrive to destinations and simultaneously save brain power, let tiny text cartoons speak for you (aka running man, snowflake, skull). How to Keep Morale High: Daydream You know how in the desert people see mirages in order to protect their psyche from the heat? Well, since heat won&amp;#039;t be a problem today, it might be best to make use of those little clouds of smoke your breath makes as it hits the air. Think of it as personal cloud watching but don&amp;#039;t get carried away. We recommend being outside for maximum of two minutes today. That seems like long enough to get a good story brewing in your imagination. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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