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" Some nice cowboy boots, a decent navy blazer, a safe checked shirt \u2014 and the worst pair of jeans that has ever been seen on a man&amp;#039;s legs in America. Sure, we&amp;#039;ve lambasted Mitt Romney time and again for choosing denim when campaigning to run our entire country, but Rick Santorum&amp;#039;s pants here, from a day campaigning in Wisconsin, are just an affront to his constituency. Let&amp;#039;s all remember that they call this The Highest Office for a reason. As in, if all those comparitively-lower-tier offices that most of us work in require a suit, then campaigning to be President of the United States should, too. Is that too high a requirement? Well, let&amp;#039;s put this another way: You could hardly wear jeans like these ones \u2014 ill-fitting, too loose, overly washed \u2014 to any job, unless your place of employment happened to be a ranch. And, hey, he&amp;#039;s already got the right shoes for that. PLUS: Click Here for Charles P. Pierce on Tuesday&amp;#039;s Wisconsin Primary &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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