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" Cosmo Challenge: Take off all his clothes...using only your mouth. (You can undo his fly with your fingers. I&amp;#039;m going to reiterate part of this challenge for you ladies, because I like you and I bet you have nice teeth that you don&amp;#039;t want to destroy: You can undo his fly with your hands. Someone\u2014and I&amp;#039;m not going to name names, but it starts with D\u2014didn&amp;#039;t read the complete challenge when he suggested it and someone\u2014whose name starts with S\u2014might be getting a stern talking to at her next dentist appointment about not biting down on a metal zipper and yanking. But anyway! As I said, D. suggested the challenge. I was totally game because, as you&amp;#039;ve probably learned, I enjoy having fun in bed and yes, I&amp;#039;ll admit it, being a little silly during sex. He had mentioned it in the morning before work and I imagined that we would do it right before bed, when it came time to remove our clothes and have sex. But when I arrived at his apartment yesterday evening, I found him looking like he was working at a mall clothing store. Which is to say he was wearing a lot of layers. (Ever noticed that? I secretly think they are minimum layer requirements since they&amp;#039;re basically walking mannequins.) He had purposely dressed heavily because he knew that I&amp;#039;d be removing every item with la bouche. Lovely. He was standing there with a satisfied grin on his face. And I knew this could not wait until after dinner. I threw down my bag, kicked off my shoes, and gnashed my teeth while growling. &amp;quot;I plan to bite,&amp;quot; I said. &amp;quot;Fair enough,&amp;quot; he responded, clearly enjoying himself. I started with the top half of his body. The scarf was easy. Yes, he was wearing a scarf. And I won&amp;#039;t take you through every single jaw-aching detail, but here&amp;#039;s the recap: It is hard to take off a sweater/shirt/undershirt without your hands. If you plan to do this, follow my technique: cheat and use your hands. Ha, just kidding. But seriously, I had to a few times. I used my mouth to peel the sleeves over his hands then I took the bottom of the front of the shirt in my mouth and peeled it up his body. I asked him to lie down then I crouched at this head, leaned over and grabbed the shirt between my teeth again and yanked. I&amp;#039;m sure the whole thing looked oh so sexy. I used my hands a bit to get it over his head, but that was it! Thank gah D. was not wearing socks (I wouldn&amp;#039;t have gone there) so next up were his jeans. And remember, ladies, he hadn&amp;#039;t mentioned the part about using your hands on his fly. I was down there for a good two minutes without making any progress\u2014and killing my teeth!\u2014when D. took pity on me. He quickly unbuttoned them and lowered his zipper. &amp;quot;Ahhh! Thank you! Sweet relief!&amp;quot; I moaned. &amp;quot;Wow, I wish you said that every time I unzipped my pants. I didn&amp;#039;t want to put my mouth on the bottom of his jeans. (Have you seen the streets in Manhattan? You wouldn&amp;#039;t want your mouth near that either.) So I started at the top. Tricky business, I&amp;#039;ll tell you. I sort of pulled back both sides of the front of his jeans to reveal his boxers. Basically, to get them down, there was a lot of wiggling on D.&amp;#039;s part and a lot of yanking on my part. I recommend your guy wears lose stretchable clothing for this challenge. Sweatpants or mesh shorts or something similar. When his jeans were at his knees, I went back up and pulled down his boxers. Easy. And then, well, then I used my mouth for something I enjoy much more\u2014treating D. to oral sex. Have you ever tried something like this? What are some other suggestions for sexy ways to remove his\u2014or your\u2014clothes before sex? Have you ever given a strip tease? Tell me about the experience below! "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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