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"The episode opens with Figgins calling Will to his office. He explains that he is unhappy about the amount of alcohol the students are drinking. He adds that pop music is a bad influence because it glorifies drinking. He explains that he is running alcohol awareness week and asks the glee club to appear at a special assembly to perform a song highlighting the dangers of teen drinking. Will agrees. Later, Will finds Emma in the canteen and hands her a toaster as a housewarming gift for her and Carl, saying that he wants them to be friends again. Emma is pleased and asks about his love life. However, Sue interrupts the pair to have a rant at Will. She tells him that once her glee club crushes his, he will have nothing left to live for. Emma asks how she is coaching a glee club, and Sue claims that Aural Intensity&amp;#039;s coach fell down the stairs - although it emerges that Sue pushed him down two flights of steps. Sue tells Will to pre-emptively check into rehab, claiming that he is a future alcoholic. Meanwhile, Puck finds Rachel in the choir room and tells her that she should have a party as her dads are out of town. Rachel refuses, saying that her dads left her alone because they trust her. Puck leaves, disappointed, as Finn appears to ask how Rachel&amp;#039;s songwriting is going. Rachel hugs him to break the tension and explains that they need to put their unresolved feelings aside to focus on the song. She reveals that she has started writing and performs for him, but ends up singing about her hairband. Finn is shocked and interrupts, telling her that it&amp;#039;s not emotional enough. Rachel points out that she hasn&amp;#039;t experienced enough to write a good song and Finn tells her to live a little more. Rachel agrees, saying that she hasn&amp;#039;t even had a drink before. She goes to find Puck to arrange a party. When the glee club members find out about it, they worry that it will be awful, but eventually agree to go. The party begins and Kurt and Blaine arrive with Finn. Rachel hands them two drinks tokens for wine coolers to stop the party getting out of hand and is a strict host, banning Brittany from sitting on anything. Some of the group start to leave, and Rachel is devastated, saying she hasn&amp;#039;t even had her first sip. Puck tells her that they&amp;#039;ll only stay if she lets him break into her dads&amp;#039; liquor cabinet. He promises to replace everything before her parents get home and Rachel agrees. Soon, most of the group are drunk. Finn stays sober as the designated driver, while Kurt reveals that he is trying not to drink too much to impress Blaine. However, Blaine is intoxicated and dancing badly. A drunk Rachel comes to dance with Finn and tells him that she would do anything for him. He sits her down and points out the different categories of drunk girls - weepy hysterical drunks, anger girl drunks, girls who turn into strippers, and happy girl drunks. He tells Rachel that she is a needy girl drunk and complains that she&amp;#039;s hanging all over him. Rachel asks him what girl she is now and stands up, shouting that they should play spin the bottle. Everyone agrees and eventually Rachel and Blaine are told to kiss. The pair do so but it soon turns into a lingering smooch. Eventually, Kurt breaks them up. Rachel yells that she has found a new duet partner and the performs &amp;#039;Don&amp;#039;t You Want Me&amp;#039; with Blaine. The next morning, Burt goes up to Kurt&amp;#039;s room as he promised to help him with brunch. However, Burt is shocked when he discovers Blaine in Kurt&amp;#039;s bed and backs out quickly. At McKinley, the glee club all wear sunglasses and admit that they are still really hungover. Artie gives them all Bloody Marys as a hair of the dog. He begins to sing &amp;#039;Blame It On The Alcohol&amp;#039; and Puck joins in. The whole glee club end up performing it in front of Will, who praises their acting, claiming that he actually thought some of them were drunk. However, he points out that the song glorifies alcohol and they need to think about the dangers of drinking. The glee club point out that adults drink and all they see is that alcohol is fun, but Will tells them that tomorrow they will brainstorm what to perform at the assembly. Afterwards, he goes to see Beiste and admits that he feels like a hypocrite because he drank a lot in high school. Beiste asks him what&amp;#039;s really going on and Will confesses that Sue&amp;#039;s coaching his competition, his divorce is sinking in, and Emma is moving in with Carl. Beiste decides to take him out to a honky tonk bar so he can burn off his angst. At a coffee house, Kurt teases Blaine for drinking so much at the party. At that moment, Rachel rings Blaine and asks him out on a date. He agrees, but Kurt warns him not to lead Rachel on. However, Blaine says he might not be leading her on, explaining that it felt good when they kissed. Kurt points out that Blaine is gay, but Blaine says he&amp;#039;s never had a boyfriend and says it&amp;#039;s a good time to figure out who he is. He adds that he could be bisexual and Kurt is scornful, saying that gay guys say they&amp;#039;re bisexual to be able to feel normal. Blaine asks why he is so angry and Kurt says he looks up to Blaine as he is proud of being gay, adding that he&amp;#039;s tip-toeing back into the closet. Blaine replies that while Kurt may be confused, he is even more confused and Kurt is lucky that he is sure of his sexuality. Kurt counters that he has had a difficult time and was chased out of school for being gay, but Blaine tells him that he was chased out because someone didn&amp;#039;t like who he was and says Kurt is doing the same thing to him now. He says he is just trying to figure out who he is and thought Kurt would understand. He ends up storming out angrily. Later, after Blaine and Rachel&amp;#039;s date, Kurt goes to Rachel&amp;#039;s house on the pretence of helping her clear up after the party. Rachel realises what he&amp;#039;s up to and reveals that she enjoyed the date, although she didn&amp;#039;t kiss Blaine again. She adds that if Blaine turns out not to be gay, then she will have done Kurt a favour. However, Kurt insists that Blaine is gay and tells Rachel that they will never have chemistry. Rachel decides to kiss Blaine when she is sober and find out if the spark is still there.  Meanwhile, Will and Beiste go to the honky tonk bar and quickly get drunk. Beiste ends up getting Will to join her on stage, where they perform &amp;#039;One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer&amp;#039;. At the end of the night, Beiste takes a very drunken Will home. Will tells her that the glee club want to perform &amp;#039;Tik Tok&amp;#039; at the assembly but it makes alcohol seem fun. Beiste says it can be fun but explains that she and Will aren&amp;#039;t teenagers. She says that they will never be able to stop teenagers drinking so should just do their best to make them aware of the dangers. She tells Will to drink lots of water and gives him a kiss before leaving. Once she has gone, Will gets a beer and grades some papers in a drunken state before getting his phone out and leaving a message on someone&amp;#039;s phone, telling them that although they are taken he thinks they should meet for drinks. The next morning, Will is extremely hungover when he bumps into Emma. She laughs at the fact that he drank so much but is confused when Will tries to apologise for drunk dialling her, explaining that she never got a message. Will assumes that it must have been a dream. As he leaves, he bumps into Sue, who tells him again that she is planning to get him checked into rehab. She adds that she wants him to be at full strength when she tortures him. Kurt helps Burt with some baking, but is snappy and eventually admits that it is because Blaine is into Rachel. He explains that he is experimenting, and Burt points out that Kurt has been doing that too. He tells him off, saying that he needs to ask before he has someone sleep over. Kurt insists that they were fully clothed the whole time and he was just being responsible because Blaine was too drunk to drive. Burt is shocked to hear that there has been drinking going on and explains that he is worried about Kurt being &amp;quot;inappropriate&amp;quot; in his house. He adds that he wouldn&amp;#039;t allow Finn to have a girl sleep over in his bed. Kurt claims that Burt is just uncomfortable with the situation, but Burt insists that he has never been uncomfortable with Kurt&amp;#039;s sexuality and tells him to apologise for being inappropriate. Kurt promises not to have sleepovers with &amp;quot;anyone who might be gay&amp;quot; without asking first, but adds that Burt needs to step out of his comfort zone and educate himself so that if Kurt has any questions, he can go to his dad like a straight son could.  It&amp;#039;s time for the alcohol awareness assembly. Backstage, Brittany admits that she is nervous about the performance and some of the other glee club members agree as they haven&amp;#039;t had any rehearsal time. Rachel arrives with a big jug, explaining that it is a tradition to have a drink before going on stage. She explains that she mixed up everything that was left in her dads&amp;#039; liquor cabinet, including cough syrup. The group all have a drink before going out to perform &amp;#039;Tik Tok&amp;#039;. Halfway through, Brittany tells Rachel that she doesn&amp;#039;t feel well but the performance continues. However, it is cut short when Brittany is sick all over Rachel. Santana also throws up. The next day, Sue makes an announcement at the loudspeaker and claims that the &amp;quot;alcoholic teen vomit fetishist&amp;quot; Will is responsible. She reveals that two days ago he drunk dialled her and plays the message over the intercom. Will is mortified, and Emma hears the voicemail that was meant for her while she is in her office.  The glee club and Will are called to Figgins&amp;#039;s office and worry that they will get suspended. Will agrees but Santana points out that he is just as bad. However, when Figgins arrives he congratulates them on a great performance, believing that the vomit was a special effect. He explains that they have put people off drinking. However, he pulls Will aside and advises him to speak to his pastor about his sex and love addiction. The glee club return to the choir room and Will tells them off for drinking as it was unprofessional, stupid and illegal. He admits that he is being hypocritical and announces that from now on he is not going to drink anything. He agrees that it is unrealistic to expect them to stop drinking so asks them to stay off the alcohol until after Nationals. He hands out pledge forms with his telephone number, saying that if they slip up they can call him so he can drive them home. The group agree to sign and Finn asks what will happen after Nationals. Will tells them that he will buy the sparkling cider. Later, Rachel and Kurt go to the coffee house to meet Blaine. Kurt warns that he doesn&amp;#039;t want Rachel to get hurt, but she is excited at the thought of Blaine becoming her boyfriend. When Blaine arrives, Rachel rushes up to him and kisses him. When they stop, Blaine announces that he is &amp;quot;100% gay&amp;quot; and thanks Rachel for clearing it up. Kurt is thrilled but comes over to Rachel to check that she is alright. However, she reveals that she is ecstatic because she just had a relationship with a guy who turned out to be gay. She announces that it is &amp;quot;writing gold&amp;quot; and rushes off to compose a song. What did you think of the episode? Leave your comments in the box below! "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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