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" &amp;quot;I was sitting at a table in the cafeteria admiring my longtime crush. That day I wore a miniskirt and little tee, to impress him. I stood up to start strutting my stuff across the room and I noticed a ton of kids checking me out. A girl came up and said, &amp;#039;you have an onion ring with ketchup stuck to the back of your skirt!&amp;#039;&amp;quot; "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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