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" We know dick-shaped jewelry is inexplicably on trend for 2014, thanks to Ke$ha&amp;#039;s line of phallic treasures and Rihanna&amp;#039;s holographic Vivienne Westwood penis purse (or as she hashtagged it, #cockclutch). But why should male sexual organs be the only to serve as inspiration for fall accessories? Rachel Feinberg, a student at Parsons The New School for Art and Design in New York, is countering with a $650 &amp;quot;Pussy Pouch,&amp;quot; (pictured above). Made to order, the bags aren&amp;#039;t meant for grauitous flashing, but intended to empower women and free them of the clunky handbags she feels they hide behind, especially while seated on the cramped New York subway. Who would wear it\u2014and splurge on it? Gloria Steinem, if she knew about it? Wendy Davis, with her pink sneakers? Lena Dunham, to the 2014 Emmys? Rihanna, because if this arty vagina purse had sex with her cock clutch, they might spawn a designer wallet baby?  Feinberg isn&amp;#039;t the only one producing vaginaccessories\u2014or home furnishings. An engaged Detroit man is selling his custom-made crotch couch for a mere $20,000, at the urging of his fiance\u00E9.  The ironic message tee takes an educational turn with this anatomical scoop neck ($20, kaibrina, Etsy), which lists its materials as &amp;quot;sparkle, pigment, and love.&amp;quot; Fun fact: The fourchette is another name for the frenulum, the strip of skin between the labia and anus.  A true statement necklace made of labia flowers (with a pearl representing the clitoris) is a steal\u2014just $8\u2014at the SanguinemLibidine shop on Etsy.  Seemingly plucked from the jewelry display at Anthropologie, these vulva pins ($7, Scarlet Tentacle, Etsy) are a feminist&amp;#039;s delight.  And the Vulvette iPhone sleeve ($35, Ampule, Etsy) is a preppy spin on the pussy accessory. Paging Jenna Lyons?  I might actually sheath my new iPhone 5c in this. Main photo credit: damnsel.co Follow Michelle on Twitter @michelleruiz. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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