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"  Granted, I am not quite sure what I was expecting in terms of what Britney Spears and the latest G.I. Joe action figure she found at the bottom of her Cracker Jack box (one David Lucado) kept in their closets in terms of churchwear. However, even the annals of my feverish imagination couldn&amp;#039;t come up with their Sunday best, which turns out to be this. What is it?  His would be OK without the vest. Hers is... whatever it is, it ain&amp;#039;t right. Some options: A) Jacked from mediocre Hoboken step dancers. B) David: An outfit Usher bought on a fat day and then sold on the Internet. Britney: What Anna Nicole Smith died in. C) David: The vest Lucado used to wear during his summer working at TGIF. (He donated the regulation pins and tchotchkes on the altar of the Lord.) Britney: The day Sabrina the Teenage Witch decided to let Harvey Kinkle f*ck her in the a*s. C) The bride and groom figurines on the top of a wedding cake for aliens. Granted, Britney and her fellow of the moment are not known for choosing classy couples&amp;#039; outfits that stand the test of time (see: Brit and Justin&amp;#039;s matching Canadian tuxedoes at the 2001 AMAs), but she&amp;#039;s a Woman now! She&amp;#039;s in the Ann Taylor stage of life! I know you can do it, Britney. Follow Anna on Twitter.   Image via Fame Flynet "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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