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"Attention all Santa Baby-style gift givers! If you&amp;#x27;re the type that likes to get your sexy on as a Christmas gift to your man, hey, do your thang! (Did I just say &amp;quot;thang&amp;quot;?) It&amp;#x27;s not my style, but I can see how some silky red lingerie and a Santa hat, or a strategically placed bow might make for a hot present. To help you out, I could have rounded up a selection of sexy, holiday-appropriate lingerie sets, orrrrrr I could show you guys the most utterly ridiculous &amp;quot;sexy&amp;quot; Christmas* get-ups I could find. Guess which I chose? You know me well, readers. Let&amp;#x27;s go for the totally bizarre, who-in-the-world-thought-this-would-be-a-sexy-idea ensembles! (NSFW warning: I didn&amp;#x27;t show the most racy options, but some of these are straight-up lingerie, so beware in a conservative environment. Though even the more costumey options should probably not be worn publicly. Or privately, unless you&amp;#x27;re a couple with a great sense of humor and some extra cash to burn.) My search for holiday-themed lingerie started expectedly enough, with sensual Mrs. Clauses, naughty elves and general sexy Christmas merriment: (Burlesque Mrs. Santa, $55.99) Santa&amp;#x27;s busy this time of year, so Mrs. Claus has gotten really into the pole-dancing classes at the North Pole Fitness Center. (Workshop Elf Mini Dress, $21.95) What you would get if an elf and a French maid had a baby that grew up to have daddy issues with chubby men with white beards. (Holiday Cheer Top and Light Up Skirt, $84.99) It&amp;#x27;s sort of like...you&amp;#x27;re the (naked) tree and the presents are underneath you? Or something? Whatever, it lights up so I kind of want it. But then it started getting weirder and more unexpected, in the grand Halloween tradition of turning animals and inanimate objects into sexy, sexy lady costumes: (Snowman Hottie, $119.95) Because really, what gets men more excited then the idea of their manhood near an icy pile of Frosty the Snowwoman? Oh wait. (The Sexy Gingy, $83.95) Not the red-headed kind of ginger, but the delicious gingerbread cookie variety. Run, run, as fast as you can from the guy who wants you to dress up like a smutty baked good. (The Naughty Toy Soldier, $87.95) Another mental image guaranteed to make a man wince? NUTCRACKERS, you guys. (The Sexy Christmas Reindeer, $49.99) Oh deer. And then, there was the truly inexplicable: (Sexy Christmas Cowgirl, $44.99) Annie Mistletoakley? Unsurprisingly, there were way fewer options for men. But in case you&amp;#x27;re just dying for your guy to turn up the sexy holiday heat this year, there&amp;#x27;s this: (Hef&amp;#x27;s Playboy Holiday Smoking Jacket, $113.95) A little deep V, a little mental image of a 86-year-old man, and you should be good to go, right? *For the record, I did try to find some holiday outfits that weren&amp;#x27;t as Christmas specific, but I feel like those who celebrate Chanukah or Kwanzaa won&amp;#x27;t mind being left out of this holiday insanity. Hahahaha! Can you ever imagine wearing any of these &amp;quot;sexy&amp;quot; looks for Christmas? If you could pull this off with a straight face, you are a stronger woman than I. More holiday good cheer: *Guys Reveal Their X-Rated X-mas Lists *Cute Dudes in Uniforms: a Seriously Adorable Video to Get You In the Christmas Spirit *The Worst Holiday Songs to Play While Hooking Up"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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