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" If there was ever a community of people who had it coming for them, it&amp;#039;s die-hard Yelp reviewers, a subspecies of dedicated online commenters that fancies itself just a notch or two down from John Mariani and Sam Sifton in the food-reviewing ecosystem. Well, they&amp;#039;ve finally gotten the Funny or Die treatment, with the above video imagining a pair of lady Yelpers&amp;#039; visit to an unsuspecting restaurant. Sample comments: &amp;quot;That door was hard to open. There goes half a star on my Yelp review.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;That waiter seemed like he was just, like, being a waiter \u2014 Yelped!&amp;quot; If you want to know more about the type of human being that makes Yelp tick, dig into this Businessweek article exploring the world of the &amp;quot;Yelp Elite&amp;quot; (yes, they exist, and yes, that is an official title). Funny or Die puts it best: &amp;quot;Do you swear by Yelp reviews? Well, you should probably know that these are the kind of assholes that write them.&amp;quot; [via Eater] "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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