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"  BEFORE WE BEGIN &amp;quot;Reggie Bush breaks a finger in every game. And he&amp;#039;s always limping&amp;quot; Katie Aselton&amp;#039;s Fantasy Football Preview AMERICAN DREAD A Note from Our Editor in Chief By David Granger  ON DECK WITH CHRIS HEMSWORTH  &amp;quot;At the moment, he&amp;#039;s in some middle ground between being a recognizable Thor and a hardworking mere mortal.&amp;quot; By Tom Chiarella  CONSERVATIVE JUGGERNAUT ALEX JONES   &amp;quot;He has the reassuring authority of father knows best updated for the Apocalypse.&amp;quot;By John H. Richardson  THE NEW HUNDRED-HOLLAR BILL AND THE MAKING OF AMERICAN MONEY  &amp;quot;Paper money wore soft, like a pair of blue jeans, because it was made from blue jeans.&amp;quot; By Chris Jones    ESQ&amp;amp;amp;A: ANDY SAMBERG  Scott Raab interviews Andy &amp;#039;Dick in a Box&amp;#039; Samberg: &amp;quot;He&amp;#039;s Lorne &amp;#039;SNL&amp;#039; Michael&amp;#039;s and I&amp;#039;m Andy &amp;#039;Dick in a Box&amp;#039; Samberg.&amp;quot;    ON THE CHALLENGE OF PROTECTING THE NEW WORLD TRADE CENTRE   &amp;quot;New York City is a smaller world now than ever, and an even softer target.&amp;quot; By Scott Raab   THE GUIDE TO CHILLING THE F**K OUT.   &amp;quot;Unfocus your eyes&amp;quot;.   WHAT FOUR GREAT WRITERS LEARNED FROM FOUR GREAT CHEFS &amp;quot;Nevertheless, I had never cracked an egg.&amp;quot; Four great writers shadow four great chefs, then teach you everything they learned.    WOODY ALLEN  &amp;quot;I don&amp;#039;t think of the joke and then say it. I say it and then realize what I&amp;#039;ve said.&amp;quot; Interviewed by Cal Fussman    A THOUSAND WORDS  &amp;quot;Despite what Obama&amp;#039;s critics claim, the surveillance program is not the result of some overzealous, power-mad executive branch. People want it.&amp;quot; By Stephen Marche    SEX  &amp;quot;Gonorrhea does this all the time, which is how it stays relevant in an increasingly uncertain microbial landscape&amp;quot;  MAN AT HIS BEST  &amp;quot;He is, from first to last, very shaky, with a flat-foot floogie of a walk.&amp;quot; Television   &amp;quot;You do not care about 3-D.&amp;quot;  Tech    &amp;quot;It was going to take me six months and as many bottles of valium to read it.&amp;quot;  Books   &amp;quot;He&amp;#039;s an amazing guy to watch- even though he&amp;#039;s a redskin&amp;quot;.  NFL Preview    ESQUIRE STYLE   A Three-Part Manifesto     How to embrace new patterns, textures and colors  &amp;quot;This is an act of aggression on a global scale. Somebody call the U.N.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Fear not Plaid&amp;quot;  The short-coat renaissance is upon us.   The new rules for dark suits  &amp;quot;The key to not looking like a secret-service agent is\u2026&amp;quot;  STYLE &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s Saturday and I don&amp;#039;t care how I look, and I don&amp;#039;t care what you think of how I look, and I don&amp;#039;t care if I ever have sex again.&amp;quot; Lyle Lovett Never Wants You to Think Like This    A LIVING EMBODIMENT OF WHO WE ARE NOW  Coming next month is Esquire&amp;#039;s 80th Anniversary Issue    ESQUIRE&amp;#039;S THIRD CAR AWARDS   &amp;quot;Calling a four-door Sedan a Coupe because it looks amazing is like naming a ham sandwich Frank because you dressed it up in your best friend&amp;#039;s shirt.&amp;quot;    THE PORTFOLIO  &amp;quot;We&amp;#039;re seeing the housing market reconnect to actual values-and actual needs-which in turn is about to unleash massive forces.&amp;quot; By Ken Kurson "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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