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"Kristen Stewart might be known for her refusal to crack a smile even when a flock of three week old puppies are galivanting around her feet, but we&amp;#039;ve recently made a discovery that suggests this is all part of a plan. A masterful plan that involves her using the smize to TAKE OVER THE WORLD. Or at very least, the red carpets of Hollywood with her internal eye smiles.  If there&amp;#039;s anything we&amp;#039;ve learnt from laying on the sofa watching America&amp;#039;s Next Top Model, it&amp;#039;s probably that in order to avoid getting slagged off by Tyra Banks for looking to mournful when posing in stilettos on the back of a pony, it&amp;#039;s that you need to master the smize. Clearly K-Stew has taken a few lessons from Tyra and is secretly communicating her sheer joy via a stern mouth and a smiley eye.  No, we can&amp;#039;t tell the difference either. But apparently K-Stew can. Click next for more smizing than you can shake a Tyra Banks at &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; &amp;amp;nbsp;   Casually fondling Robert Pattinson&amp;#039;s chin smize. Click next for more evidence of Kristen&amp;#039;s inner joy &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; &amp;amp;nbsp;   Sideboob smize. Click next for more evidence of Kristen&amp;#039;s inner joy &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; &amp;amp;nbsp;   Obscured mouth smize. Click next for more evidence of Kristen&amp;#039;s inner joy &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; &amp;amp;nbsp;   I just inhaled a fly and I&amp;#039;m trying not to spit it on a photographer smize. Click next for more evidence of Kristen&amp;#039;s inner joy &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; &amp;amp;nbsp;   Angry smize. Not to be confused with Angry Smurf. That&amp;#039;s someone quite different. Click next for more evidence of Kristen&amp;#039;s inner joy &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; &amp;amp;nbsp;   Get your thumb out of my ear smize. Click next for more evidence of Kristen&amp;#039;s inner joy &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; &amp;amp;nbsp;   I&amp;#039;m only two feet away from Harry Potter&amp;#039;s wand smize. Click next for more evidence of Kristen&amp;#039;s inner joy &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; &amp;amp;nbsp;   NO EYE SMIZE. Click next for more evidence of Kristen&amp;#039;s inner joy &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; &amp;amp;nbsp;   WHAT THE HELL KRISTEN. We&amp;#039;re doing smizing, not smiling you crazy fool. Tyra will be so disappointed. Anyway, there you go. Apparently there is a LOT more to it than looking like you&amp;#039;re desperate for a poo after all. What do you think? AGH: Kristen Stewart has caught Robert Pattinson&amp;#039;s claw! Kristen Stewart arrives at the 2013 Oscars on crutches - PICS Daniel Radcliffe on Kristen Stewart&amp;#039;s foot injury: &amp;#039;I just wanted to pick her up&amp;#039;  Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart ot split once final Twilight DVD is relwased? NOOO. Images: WENN / Twitter / YouTube "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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