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"  Having been a RHONJ recapper for a solid six months of my life, I can safely say that Joe and Teresa Giudice&amp;#039;s relationship is one of the most stirring arguments against marriage I&amp;#039;ve ever encountered.  He&amp;#039;s an a*shole who calls her derogatory names and cheats on her. She&amp;#039;s a nag, a liar and pathologically insane. There was once a 5-second clip of her trying to convince him to have sex with her in Napa up against a tree that will haunt me for the rest of my days. Unfortunately, it doesn&amp;#039;t appear to be on YouTube \u2014 lucky for you guys. Now the two are in deep legal sh*t (&amp;quot;Oh my God!&amp;quot; gasped nobody) for filing fake government papers in order to receive at least $5 million in loans just before they attempted in vain to declare bankruptcy in 2011. They faked paystubs, tax returns and W-2s and face up to 39 years in prison, reports NBC News. In actuality, Joe Giudice didn&amp;#039;t file his real tax returns from 2004 to 2008, during which he earned $996,459 in income total. Where does it go? Steroids for Joe? A luxe jacket for Teresa made out of narwhal skin? Bedazzled rhinestone underwear for both of them? Teresa has released a statement: &amp;quot;Today is a most difficult day for our family. I support Joe and, as a wonderful husband and father, I know he wants only the best for our lovely daughters and me. I am committed to my family and intend to maintain our lives in the best way possible, which includes continuing my career. As a result, I am hopeful that we will resolve this matter with the Government as quickly as possible.&amp;quot; Follow Anna on Twitter. Image via Fameflynet "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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