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"  We have never found the human testicle particularly appetizing (unless, perhaps, we are in love with the person to which it&amp;#039;s attached), but a South American exotic fish called the pacu disagrees. A terrifying relative of the piranha \u2014 but with &amp;quot;flatter,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;stronger&amp;quot; teeth that are &amp;quot;perfect for crushing&amp;quot; \u2014 the pacu apparently has a tendency to first teabag, then gnaw on dudes&amp;#039; balls like a drunk sorority girl on a 3 AM chicken wing, reports Gawker.  Usually found in the Amazon, the vegetarian fish, which usually eats nuts, fruit or smaller fish, is now chilling in the Oresund Sound, a body of water that connects Sweden and Denmark. (Might explain why Hamlet was such a little b*tch.) According to ball-eating fish expert Henrik Carl, via the Telegraph UK: &amp;quot;They bite because they&amp;#039;re hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth.&amp;quot; I HEAR THAT, GO &amp;#039;HEAD WITH YOUR BAD FISH SELF, GIRRRRLFRIIIIIIEND!!!!11 Or something. Fortunately, men who want to brave the risk and take a dip can refer to Carl&amp;#039;s advice: &amp;quot;Keep your swimsuit on in the Sound these days \u2014 maybe there are few more out there. It&amp;#039;s not normal to get your testicles bitten off, of course, but it can happen, especially now in Sweden.&amp;quot; It makes a lot of sense to imagine a disgruntled group of recently-dumped Scandinavian women pulling a Snakes On a Plane by dumping a few of these babies into the Sound. (Can&amp;#039;t you see it as a deleted scene from The First Wives&amp;#039; Club? I can see Bette Midler in a fur-lined parka, grinning as the pacu swim off into the horizon.) However, it is being attributed to a bumbling &amp;quot;amateur fish collector.&amp;quot; My personal theory is that they have been lurking in the shadows since the invention of the movie-theater candy Swedish Fish. Waiting and plotting their revenge. Now... it&amp;#039;s Their Time.  Follow Anna on Twitter.   Image courtesy Flickr "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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