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"Things I didn&amp;#x27;t understand on tonight&amp;#x27;s Real Housewives of New Jersey. . . the appeal of BLACK water (this is Albie and Chris Manzo&amp;#x27;s business BLK water that they took to the next level tonight), Joe Gorga&amp;#x27;s insatiable sex drive (Melissa put on a red bathing suit and he almost jumped her in front of the kids) and how in the world Teresa allowed her little daughters to mock their Aunt Melissa on national TV.But more on that in a minute. Besides the fake &amp;quot;war&amp;quot; between Gia and Melissa tonight--both were performing at Beatstock--did little Milania let a very big secret slip out about her mommy and daddy? Teresa asks her to &amp;quot;go get daddy in MY bedroom, please.&amp;quot; To which Milania replies, &amp;quot;Daddy&amp;#x27;s sleeping in his OWN room.&amp;quot; To which Jacqueline spills in the confessional that there&amp;#x27;s been rumors that &amp;quot;Teresa and Joe both lead separate lives but in public they both act like nothing&amp;#x27;s wrong.&amp;quot; I&amp;#x27;m no psychiatrist, but this would explain a LOT of Teresa&amp;#x27;s aggression and anger towards anyone (ahem, Jacqueline and Melissa) that show any concern or question if everything REALLY is okay . . . projection is what I believe is what that is called per the one semester of psychology I took in college. And this aggression is spilling over to Teresa&amp;#x27;s daughters. I was shocked that both Gia and Milania made fun of Melissa&amp;#x27;s singing on the way to Beatstock. Gia said a few times that she probably was going to lip synch and Milania didn&amp;#x27;t hold back with a big ol&amp;#x27; &amp;quot;Melissa stinks!&amp;quot; But most shocking of all? The Giudices arrived at Beatstock in a limo. Forget their financial troubles--a limo for a ten-year-old&amp;#x27;s dance performance? When I was a kid, I would have to squish into the backseat and carpool with other kids to my dance recitals. Maybe Beatstock is like the Coachella of New Jersey? But then why was it good enough for Melissa to have Joe drive her there--and it was their seven year wedding anniversary! Thankfully, everyone played nice once Beatstock began. Gia looked like J.Lo in her Fly Girl days . . . And Aunt Melissa channeled J.Lo from her &amp;quot;Jenny on the Block&amp;quot; days! But maybe the most amazing part of the entire night was Greg meeting his idol Patti LaBelle at the &amp;quot;Fancy Food Show&amp;quot; in DC. Patti AKA Lady Marmalade herself was not only hocking her own hot sauce line but also KNEW that Greg was from the RHONJ. Greg was trying so hard to keep his cool even though I could see in his eyes that he was freaking out a la those Justin Bieber fans on the inside. But when Patti took a sip of BLK water and liked it? I really thought paramedics were going to be called . . . And that was pretty much all the drama on this lackluster night. Although, there was a lot of foreshadowing about this big trip to Napa where Teresa will be forced to make nice with Jacqueline and Caroline . . . and share an RV with Melissa and her brother! Sadly, I think we have to endure one more &amp;quot;filler&amp;quot; episode next week before that showdown begins . . . Thoughts on the drama? Let&amp;#x27;s discuss! More TV We&amp;#x27;re Talking About . . . *Matty Went Stage Three Clinger In MTV&amp;#x27;s Awkward. * Arrested Development Fans, New Episodes are REALLY Coming--We Have Proof! * Where Are They Now: The Cast of 7th Heaven P.S. Want more Obsessed? Sign up for our awesome daily newsletter that features the latest celebrity gossip, TV news, hilarious Internet sensations, and more! Photo: Bravo"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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