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"    Sure, you should be comfortable, but cozy can sometimes get really out of hand.  1. His ratty undershirt If it has yellow pit stains and black marks from where your mascara rubbed off over years of sleeping in his nook, it&amp;#039;s not adorable. In fact, throw it out. He&amp;#039;s a grown man. He can buy new undershirts. 2. Anything with a crust If your pants show remnants of tonight&amp;#039;s dinner, ice cream dribble, or wine spills, please remove before entering the boudoir. 3. Something from an ex We don&amp;#039;t care how soft it is, or if you haven&amp;#039;t spoken to him since high school. It&amp;#039;s bad bed-karma to sleep in a former flame&amp;#039;s football jersey. 4. Teeth whitening strips, a hair mask, moisturizing gloves\u2026 ...or any other item that screams, &amp;quot;Do not disturb.&amp;quot; 5. Old undies Yes, sleeping in your skivvies is sexy, but not if they&amp;#039;re full of holes. Once a season, do an underwear drawer overhaul and replace the ones you&amp;#039;re less than proud of. 6. Retro kiddie-wear If it has a Disney Princess or a cupcake printed on it, you&amp;#039;re sending the wrong (and a vaguely creepy) message to your husband. 7. Socks (especially the ones you wore to work) This goes for him too. A thong and knee-highs isn&amp;#039;t a good look for anyone. 8. A slippery neglig\u00E9e This one comes with a disclaimer. Sure, it&amp;#039;ll turn him on, but if you&amp;#039;re going to spend the entire night readjusting it when it slips into inconvenient crevices, you&amp;#039;ll both end up annoyed and sleep-deprived. Change before you doze off.  Brie Schwartz is newly married to an accepting husband who encourages her to\u2014or at least lets her\u2014write about his quirky traits. They share a studio apartment in New York City, which has taught her invaluable lessons about patience and communication. Though they don&amp;#039;t have children yet, they do watch a lot of baby videos on YouTube. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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