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"  I met her in a bar. We went to a restaurant then another bar. In the second bar, she said, &amp;quot;You know what I&amp;#039;d like to do now?&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Tell me,&amp;quot; I said.  &amp;quot;\u2026Before we take this any further?&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Yeah?&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;d like to tell you all that you know about me -- all you&amp;#039;ve learned about me. If that&amp;#039;s OK with you.&amp;quot;  I told her it was OK with me.  &amp;quot;You don&amp;#039;t think that&amp;#039;s crazy?&amp;quot;  I told her I didn&amp;#039;t.  She said, &amp;quot;Hand me that napkin. I&amp;#039;m going to write it down then I&amp;#039;m going go to the rest room while you read it. OK?&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;OK,&amp;quot; I said.  &amp;quot;Turn around,&amp;quot; she said. &amp;quot;I don&amp;#039;t want you to see me writing.&amp;quot; So I turned + she wrote. I could see her in the bar mirror. She wrote like a child, shielding her words with her hand. Then she went to the rest room. I didn&amp;#039;t pick up the napkin straight away. First I had a drink. Then I picked it up. On the front she&amp;#039;d written -- &amp;quot;We&amp;#039;ve been together for four hours now and this is how much you know about me. PTO.&amp;quot; I took another drink and turned over the napkin.  Take a look for yourself what she wrote and see if you can guess how my night ended. PTO Chris Paling has published seven novels, including The Repentant Morning and A Town by the Sea, a number of short stories, and a radio play. He is a radio producer for the BBC. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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