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" 1. That having casual sex is having sex &amp;quot;like men.&amp;quot; It is forgivable, as this is the pilot and it was a different time. But still! (Also, that guy Carrie slept with &amp;quot;like a man&amp;quot; was horrible.)   2. That a dude would be nuts to break up with a woman because she won&amp;#039;t give him a blow job. Oral sex is like saying, &amp;quot;I like you enough to put my mouth on your weirdest parts.&amp;quot; That&amp;#039;s a two-way street \u2014 would you stay with a guy who wouldn&amp;#039;t go down on you? I should hope not.   3. That Samantha&amp;#039;s never taken an HIV test?! Once the 1980s happened, anyone as promiscuous and smart as Samantha would know to get tested regularly.   4. That Carrie always goes to sleep and has sex in her bra. This obviously has something to do with Sarah Jessica Parker&amp;#039;s nudity clause in her contract, but come on, couldn&amp;#039;t we just roll with some well-placed bed sheets and/or fruit?   5. That orgasms happen 99 percent of the time, and Samantha and Miranda seem to be coming constantly from penetration alone. Which is not wrong so much as unlikely.   6. That only the bad guys are scorchingly good in bed. Carrie cheats on Aidan \u2014 who, let&amp;#039;s face it, seems like nothing to write home about in the sack \u2014 with Mr. Big, who seems to be as good at sex as he is at emotional abuse. (&amp;quot;Wait a minute. Nice boys don&amp;#039;t kiss like that.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Oh yes, they fuckin&amp;#039; do.&amp;quot;)   7. That it&amp;#039;s cool to go through a guy&amp;#039;s shit, find out he has a fetish, and then put him on the spot about it. Miranda goes through a perfectly nice guy&amp;#039;s stuff, finds a VHS of spanking-fetish porn, and then basically tells him she&amp;#039;s wise to his fetish. And she&amp;#039;s shocked when he doesn&amp;#039;t call her again!   8. That anal sex is the worst. Some women love it.   9. No, actually, that rim jobs are the worst. For a show about sex positivity, there was a lot of judgment of certain sex acts being &amp;quot;gross.&amp;quot;   10. That you&amp;#039;d &amp;quot;break your vagina&amp;quot; (become unable to have orgasms via sex) by using a vibrator. This doesn&amp;#039;t happen! Right? This can&amp;#039;t happen. Charlotte should have kept that Rabbit.   11. That size matters. Obviously Samantha&amp;#039;s supposed to be more of a size queen than most women, but if season two tiny-dick James knew how to use it, or at least was good at other varieties of sex, not even she would care.   12. Literally everything about bisexual people. It&amp;#039;s portrayed as a &amp;quot;crazy, young boho lifestyle!&amp;quot; that Carrie eventually decides she is &amp;quot;too old for,&amp;quot; and not, like, a sexual orientation? So there&amp;#039;s that.   13. Literally everything about transgender people. Oof.   14. That a friend would actually reach into your vagina and pull out your stuck diaphragm. I would do a lot of things for my best friend, but I think this is a job best left to a gynecologist. And then they go to a movie afterward like it was no big deal.   15. That all committed lesbians do after the first week or so of dating is take candlelit baths and talk about their feelings. Maria and Samantha&amp;#039;s relationship is what happens when a room full of non-lesbians (specifically: straight women and gay men) decide what a long-term lesbian relationship looks like: a slumber party with no &amp;quot;fireworks&amp;quot; and no sex. Aight, whatever, guys.   16. That Samantha would want to pay a masseuse to go down on her. Happy-ending massages are squarely in &amp;quot;creepy, recently divorced, sad middle-aged man&amp;quot; territory. Samantha would never.   17. That Charlotte wouldn&amp;#039;t have sex with Trey before they got married. Obviously Charlotte is the most traditional of the group, but sex is clearly important to her \u2014 even if she is not as open about that as the other women are.   18. That any sane woman would stop having sex with Blair Underwood. I mean, Steve is great or whatever, but Jesus Christ.   RELATED: A Complete, Probably Biased Ranking of Carrie&amp;#039;s Boyfriends 20 Things That Need To Happen in Sex And the City 3 Follow Anna on Twitter.   Photo Credit: HBO "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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