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" &amp;quot;Th&amp;#039; time was whin a man lost his job an&amp;#039; his heart to th&amp;#039; prisidint at th&amp;#039; same time. A reproof was administhered to him with chloryform. He woke up an&amp;#039; rubbed his eyes an&amp;#039; says, &amp;#039;Where am I?&amp;#039; an&amp;#039; th&amp;#039; polisman says: &amp;#039;Ye&amp;#039;re in an ash bar&amp;#039;l.&amp;#039; He come fr&amp;#039;m th&amp;#039; White House with tears in his eyes an&amp;#039; was tol&amp;#039; he was out iv wurruk. But, Hinnissy, th&amp;#039; prisint occypant iv th&amp;#039; White House is a heartier person. A reproof fr&amp;#039;m him is th&amp;#039; same thing as a compound fracture. A wurrud iv caution will lay a man up f&amp;#039;r a week an&amp;#039; a severe riprimand will sind him through life with a wooden leg.&amp;quot; -- Finley Peter Dunne, 1899. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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