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"So you've achieved the impossible \u2014 inbox zero. \nYou detoxed your folders from spam mail, finally replied to grandma's emails from last November and unsubscribed from those endless newsletters. You feel like you deserve a great prize \u2014 a reward for your painstaking efforts. \nSee also: 5 Tricks to Finally Achieve Inbox Zero\nIn this comic, Scott Johnson of ExtraLife points out that in reality, no one \u2014 but you \u2014 cares about your inbox-status woes. \nHave something to add to this story? Share it in the comments.\nComic illustration by ExtraLife. Published with permission; all rights reserved."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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