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"It&amp;#039;s a fast paced world we&amp;#039;re living in and sometimes you need to cut the crap and just get snogging. (This isn&amp;#039;t something we advocate, it&amp;#039;s just an opening line that suits this story well.) With this in mind you need to know just how you can pull One Direction&amp;#039;s Zayn Malik in five minutes. What can you do that&amp;#039;ll have Zayn looking at you solemnly and maybe even singing a bit in your face? Handstands? The splits? Your best Simon Cowell impression? Er, no.  &amp;quot;You just need to stand out,&amp;quot; Zayn told We Love Pop. &amp;quot;In five minutes you can only really look at physical appearance but that&amp;#039;s important to an extent. &amp;quot;I need girls to show they&amp;#039;re a good listener and they take interest in what you have to say. If it looks like they&amp;#039;ve taken time out to come and speak to you, that&amp;#039;s attractive.&amp;quot; So we just have to walk about to him, smile sweetly and really listen to whatever he wants to bang on about? That seems like something we can do. Shame though, we really wanted to pretend we were Simon. On a scale on 0 - OH MY GOD BRING HIM TO ME NOW, how much do you want to snog Zayn? Tweets, please. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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