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"Roseanne Barr has revealed that she is &amp;quot;dead-serious&amp;quot; about her presidential campaign. The comedian unsuccessfully attempted to become the Green Party&amp;#039;s candidate for this year&amp;#039;s campaign, but recently secured the nomination for the Peace and Freedom Party. Barr has now told The Daily Beast that America has been &amp;quot;bamboozled and hoodwinked&amp;quot; by the government, which she alleged is &amp;quot;owned by bankers&amp;quot;. &amp;quot;Vote for me,&amp;quot; she said. I&amp;quot;m not a liar. I&amp;#039;m not a thief. I&amp;#039;m not a wh*re. And I&amp;#039;m not a politician. I think that uniquely qualifies me to become president of the US.&amp;quot; Barr, who claimed that &amp;quot;there is no real third party in America&amp;quot;, explained that she wants to give voters a choice. &amp;quot;Our party is about peace and freedom,&amp;quot; she said. &amp;quot;Americans have been bulls**tted into forgetting that war does not mean freedom... When I&amp;#039;m president, I&amp;#039;m going to outlaw bulls**t.&amp;quot; Barr revealed policies including bringing troops home, removing tax caps for the rich, creating a single payer healthcare system and legalising marijuana. &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m going to give it every single ounce of energy that I have,&amp;quot; she said. &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m old and I have the money and the time and the passion. I&amp;#039;m going to kick the doors down as hard as I can. I hope people will help me and walk through them.&amp;quot; Roseanne Barr&amp;#039;s recent comedy roast, which featured stars such as Sharon Stone, Carrie Fisher and Jane Lynch, will air on Comedy Central on August 12. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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