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"Dear dating site guy: Choosing the username &amp;quot;MrEndowed&amp;quot; tells me you&amp;#039;re either (1) decidedly not or (2) have nothing else to recommend you. Oh, and you&amp;#039;re a pig for even choosing a name like that. Unless you were being snarky, in which case I&amp;#039;d probably like that but I can&amp;#039;t tell from just the name, which makes you look like a pig. This is depressing. Really. And if you put in your profile that you&amp;#039;re &amp;quot;studying law&amp;quot;, you really shouldn&amp;#039;t have a dozen misspelled words in your biography. Simple words, too.  And while we&amp;#039;re on the subject, telling me your idea of a perfect Sunday afternoon involves &amp;quot;seeing a movie, then coming back to the house to ****&amp;quot; totally contradicts you classifying yourself as a &amp;quot;hopeless romantic.&amp;quot; Or maybe not, because there is no hope for you if this is how you think women want you to talk to them before you know them. A year into a relationship, that sentence could be fun. Before we&amp;#039;ve met, it&amp;#039;s just off-putting. Well, at least you were willing to throw in a movie. Some of the other profiles made it clear that anything other than naked parts colliding was completely optional. Next! I guess I should be grateful that they&amp;#039;re so forthcoming - it does help with the weeding out. One guy was even kind enough to say that if you&amp;#039;re the kind of girl who waits till the third date to have sex, he&amp;#039;s not interested. I didn&amp;#039;t realize there was an industry standard approved waiting period. I&amp;#039;ve been out of the dating pool so long, I mistakenly assumed that two people would get physical (or not) on their own personal timetable, after mutual agreement. Silly me. I know this is a logical next step, the dating thing. But this kind of stuff just makes me want to move to Antarctica and start a penguin farm. Know what I mean? Have you done the online dating thing? What are some of the most ridiculous things you&amp;#039;ve seen in a dating profile? "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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