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"AskMen recently published an analysis of what a man&amp;amp;#8217;s preferred sex position says about the man who prefers them. It&amp;amp;#8217;s a little bleak. For example, your predilection toward doggy style indicates that you &amp;amp;#8220;have a real disdain toward women, and you try and degrade them any chance you get&amp;amp;#8221; &amp;amp;#8212; an assessment that is really kind of degrading to both men and women in and of itself. Sure, it&amp;amp;#8217;s a joke. But it&amp;amp;#8217;s a joke that supports the very worst, most harmful assumptions about men&amp;amp;#8217;s sexuality. I could go on and on about the ways in which such a joke shames both men and women for having the kind of sex they want to have, not to mention the fact that some of the most loving, connected sex I&amp;amp;#8217;ve had in my life has been in the canine position &amp;amp;#8212; but I would l probably only be written off as a wet blanket by the ranks of bro&amp;amp;#8211;dom. So, rather, I&amp;amp;#8217;d like to provide an alternative. Here&amp;amp;#8217;s the breakdown of what I think your favorite way to do it really says about who you are. Doggy Style: You&amp;amp;#8217;re not afraid of your wilder nature. Cowgirl: On top &amp;amp;#8212; You&amp;amp;#8217;re comfortable with yourself. On the bottom &amp;amp;#8212; You like to see everything for yourself. Reverse Cowgirl: On the top &amp;amp;#8212; You&amp;amp;#8217;re free&amp;amp;#8211;spirited. On the bottom &amp;amp;#8212; You&amp;amp;#8217;re a dude. Spooning: You flourish when you feel secure. Seated: On top &amp;amp;#8212; Just because you&amp;amp;#8217;re open emotionally doesn&amp;amp;#8217;t mean you&amp;amp;#8217;re needy. On the bottom &amp;amp;#8212; Just because you think you deserve to be treated like a king doesn&amp;amp;#8217;t mean you can&amp;amp;#8217;t be vulnerable. Standing in the Shower: Just because you&amp;amp;#8217;re efficient doesn&amp;amp;#8217;t mean you&amp;amp;#8217;re boring. &amp;amp;#8220;The Piledriver&amp;amp;#8221;: You. Get. Sh*t. Done. Receiving Oral: You have no problem being taken care of. Giving Oral: You&amp;amp;#8217;re a hero. Anal: If you&amp;amp;#8217;re the giver &amp;amp;#8212; You think you deserve all of the the best that life has to offer. If you&amp;amp;#8217;re the receiver &amp;amp;#8212; you&amp;amp;#8217;re kind of intense. Double Penetration: You don&amp;amp;#8217;t really tend to do anything half&amp;amp;#8211;assed, do you? 69: You have a strong sense of justice. Standing: You&amp;amp;#8217;re willing to work hard to get what you want. Up Against The Wall: You&amp;amp;#8217;re into instant gratification. Missionary: You&amp;amp;#8217;re a serial monogamist. --Written by Scott Alden for HowAboutWe.com What do you think, does this list seem a bit better? Any descriptions you want to add? We want to hear! More from HowAboutWe: *What Your &amp;amp;#8220;Drink&amp;amp;#8221; Says About You On a Date *5 Bad Habits Women Have In Bed *What Sex Means to Men: 6 Deep Dark Secrets More Ways to Get Glamour: NEW! Now You Can Read Glamour on Flipboard! Visit ShopGlamour.com for cute stuff starting at just $10! Download Glamour Magazine for your iPad--print subscribers, it&amp;amp;#8217;s now part of your subscription plan! Enter the latest Glamour sweepstakes! Follow us on Twitter. Photo: Thinkstock"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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