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"  Katie Holmes went to Miami over the holidays \u2014 because the below-freezing temperatures in New York City were no fun at all \u2014 and whiled away the time between glamorous South Beach parties lazing poolside at her hotel. (Suri did some gymnastics in a Hello Kitty swimsuit and it was adorable.) At one point, she shared a particularly raunchy/funny/weird photo from her iPhone with Suri&amp;#039;s nanny. I have much love for this expression, but JUST WHAT COULD THE PHOTO BE? Maybe it&amp;#039;s this Instagram photo of Chris Brown&amp;#039;s girlfriend sucking his tongue? Or maybe just a shot of that one time Tom Cruise let her wear heels and stand next to him. (There&amp;#039;s no photo evidence of this outside of Katie&amp;#039;s iPhone, naturally.) It could well be this photo of a man getting high with a fish, because, weird. And it could most certainly be that peen selfie from the man with two dicks. This is an expression that definitelt reads &amp;quot;eek I don&amp;#039;t even know what the plural of penis is.&amp;quot; (Officially it&amp;#039;s penises, but I think penii has a nice ring to it.) But it could be so many other things too \u2014 lolcats, bowel moments, an old sext from Chris Klein, anything from a good viral BuzzFeed listicle. What are your best guesses? Please do share them in the comments, and the best ideas will win prizes*. *The prizes will be Blingees, but I will work hard on them for you all the same. Follow Alex on Twitter. Photo credit: Splash News "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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