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"Happy New Year, everyone! Are you all feeling as fat as I am? Whew! Today I couldn&amp;#039;t even button the pants I wanted to wear, so I ended up wearing old, 1980&amp;#039;s drawstring pants!  Now that it&amp;#039;s January, everyone in the world is going on a diet - or at least it feels that way. As The Constant Dieter, I feel I should do the same. But which diet should I do? I had been thinking of counting calories since it&amp;#039;s easy and it always works. But I&amp;#039;m open to ideas.  Which diet do you think I should go on? Email me at constantdieter@goodhousekeeping.com! How I was good today: Brought my own lunch of raw vegetables, hummus, and a few crackers. I&amp;#039;m hungry already.  How I was bad today: Nothing today, but the holidays included caramel brownies that should be deemed illegal. What I avoided: Um, well, nothing. Ate everything in my path. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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