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"  Spring forward, lose a perfectly good hour and feel robbed blind when you look at your watch. Come 2 a.m. on Sunday, it&amp;#039;s actually 3 a.m. We aren&amp;#039;t here to explain to you the why or the what, though. That hour is about to be taken by force by the United States government, and there is nothing you can do about it. You also need to cut a few things out of your weekend to make up for the lost time. Here are some suggestions: \u2022 Shoot the tequila. Skip the salt and lime. \u2022 Go to bed after Weekend Update. It always gets worse after Seth. \u2022 Select a roommate or family member not to talk to. \u2022 Conference call the family you don&amp;#039;t live with. No individual timeslots this weekend. \u2022 Don&amp;#039;t shave. \u2022 Ditch the idea of perfecting your bacon sandwich. The regular one will do the trick. \u2022 Same goes for that bloody mary. \u2022 Peel open your banana like a monkey, not an ape. \u2022 Skip the Sunday morning talk shows \u2014 there&amp;#039;s no point. \u2022 Skip church \u2014 there&amp;#039;s no Pope. (Non-Catholics, take advantage, too.) \u2022 Those nude photos of Game of Thrones&amp;#039; Emilia Clarke \u2014 you&amp;#039;re not going to waste precious time searching for cellphone pics, are you? From a Broadway performance? \u2022 Avoid shoes with laces. And go two stairs a step. Carefully. \u2022 Actually fastforward through DVRed commercials. That&amp;#039;s the point. \u2022 Skip Oz; watch Mila \u2014 or watch Mila. \u2022 Screw baking cookies; eat raw dough. \u2022 Girls? Not this weekend. \u2022 Do you really need 10 hours of sleep on Saturday? \u2022 Oh, and stop reading about saving time. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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