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"Kate politely greeted by yet more adoring fans, wearing yet ANOTHER coat dress, this time bright green and courtesy of British fashion designer Catherine Walker.  It&amp;#039;s a bespoke piece mixing two different Walker designs, combined to achieve the most modest and matronly silhouette possible. That neckline is so high and so tight that it&amp;#039;s almost a choking hazard. And she got a tour of Australia&amp;#039;s National Portrait Gallery.  Kate is a patron of the British National Portrait Gallery and enjoys painting watercolor selfies of herself wearing crowns in her spare time. EXCEPT THEN SHE ALSO HAD TO DIG A HOLE. That&amp;#039;s no fun at all.  This isn&amp;#039;t even the same time Australia made KMid do the work of a gardener who called in sick the morning of her visit either. Shocking. After shamelessly checking out his wife&amp;#039;s ass as she got her shovel on, Prince William also did a little bit of digging. Just because. Then she signed her name in a guestbook and left a heartfelt message for the people of Australia.  She probably wrote something like, &amp;quot;Fuck you all for making me dig holes everywhere, I am never coming back to your crazy upside-down country. kthxbye DJ Jolly Hockey Stix.&amp;quot; This made the nice lady in the cream blouse standing next to her cry a little bit. :( Oh, and she also got eaten by a KRAKEN. I don&amp;#039;t even know what&amp;#039;s happening anymore, this tour has been going on for far too long.  Actually Kate is just playing in a mythical sea creature-themed playground, so there. Prince George couldn&amp;#039;t even be bothered to come out and play the drums in this kraken&amp;#039;s belly, because he&amp;#039;s so mad Kate called him fat that he&amp;#039;s refusing to leave his crib. Then for the final party before the royals return home, KMid threw caution to the wind and BARED HER SHOULDERS.  There&amp;#039;s some circular lace happening but you can see them!! It&amp;#039;s a lovely dress, from designer Lela Rose&amp;#039;s spring 2013 collection.  But KMid rather ruined the look by wearing a clunky silver watch. Doesn&amp;#039;t she have a servant on hand to tell her the time? I mean, really. Follow Alex on  Twitter. Photo credit: Getty Images "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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