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"  When it comes to wedding etiquette there&amp;#039;s really just one main rule: Let the bride shine. That&amp;#039;s it. It&amp;#039;s not your day, it&amp;#039;s not your moment, it&amp;#039;s not your party. Just eat some shrimp, don&amp;#039;t wear white and keep your head down. Simple, right? Not if you&amp;#039;re an attention-starved me-monster with a vodka problem.  In this sparkling treasure of a YouYube video, we witness how one exquisitely trashed woman can ruin an entire wedding party. Get ready to cringe-laugh!  The video begins in a wedding tent while a band is plays some traditional Middle Eastern music. Everyone is bopping along when out of nowhere a woman in a red dress holding a glass of booze starts gyrating against a pole. Everyone else is dancing in a tame, family-friendly fashion except this one woman who looks like a stripper on horse tranquilizers. As she works the pole, tossing her hair and grinding her privates, she decides it&amp;#039;s time to up the ante. Not enough people are watching! So, she does what anyone with a blood alcohol level of 1,000 percent would do...she grabs the groom away from the bride and drags him around BY HIS TIE. Awww hell naw.  After pity-dancing with her for a couple seconds the groom finally manages to break free and go back to his new bride. The dancer doesn&amp;#039;t notice because she&amp;#039;s on her twelfth white wine spritzer. She lets out a couple of awkward wolf grunts and then goes back to her one true friend in this world, the pole. Things really start to get crazy 45 seconds in when she runs and jumps onto the pole.... and you&amp;#039;ll have to watch to see the rest.      The video is absolutely hilarious in a &amp;quot;G-d I hope this is fake, way.&amp;quot; The drunk lady reminds me of Charlize Theron&amp;#039;s character in Young Adult\u2014a hot woman who thinks she&amp;#039;s holding it together when everyone around her is like, &amp;quot;Please just leave and never come back.&amp;quot; Let this video be a lesson to you: Don&amp;#039;t be that girl. To quote YouTube commentor Chris Tull, &amp;quot;I feel really sorry for da bride.&amp;quot; Me too, Chris, me too. Want more musings from Rose? Follow her on Twitter. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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