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" Welcome back to the PLL recap! Yesterday&amp;#039;s episode was oh-so-appropriate for Valentine&amp;#039;s Day, with the necessary murder-mystery twists. Plenty of secret crushes came to light, some parents and teachers got their romantic wires crossed, and Jenna\u2014actually, everything Jenna does is still just very, very creepy. What were the big surprises this week? Well... Saw THAT one coming a mile away \u2014Aria so mad at Hanna that she&amp;#039;s taking it out on her by being a brat, sitting in the window and speaking in vicious, loaded sentences: &amp;quot;Toby doesn&amp;#039;t trust us. I don&amp;#039;t blame him!&amp;quot; But of course Aria&amp;#039;s not mad enough to not show up to these little mystery-solving get-togethers. ...and five minutes into the episode, Aria and Hanna are friends again. \u2014Hanna&amp;#039;s mom has the perfect mom-reasons as to why Hanna could study alone with Sean and not Caleb: &amp;quot;I knew Sean. Sean was a minister&amp;#039;s son. Sean called you Hanna Banana!&amp;quot; \u2014Ezra, on Aria&amp;#039;s dad: &amp;quot;I recognized him from the picture of your family on the glacier!&amp;quot; Ha. Aria would make her boyfriend sit through a family photo slideshow. \u2014Jenna&amp;#039;s room looks like the freaking creepiest place on the planet. Even the lighting looks like a bizarre horror flick. \u2014Hanna&amp;#039;s reaction to Caleb&amp;#039;s call to Syracuse University: &amp;quot;Wait, you just called up and asked?&amp;quot; Hanna is totally stunned by this VERY OBVIOUS AND EASY METHOD OF OBTAINING INFORMATION. Seriously, Hanna Banana, how do you expect to solve any mysteries without this kid? (Also, sorry, but the bank wouldn&amp;#039;t do more thorough recon to realize that James Leland was already dead? Unlikely.) \u2014&amp;quot;Online journals aren&amp;#039;t &amp;#039;published,&amp;#039;&amp;quot; says Aria&amp;#039;s dad. &amp;quot;Published is ink and paper.&amp;quot; Yeah, way to make yourself sound young and hip, Mr. Montgomery. You know, there&amp;#039;s this newfangled place called the &amp;quot;internet.&amp;quot; Maybe you&amp;#039;ve heard of it? \u2014Yeah, duh, Paige is gay. Didn&amp;#039;t we literally just see this storyline on Glee with Kurt? Come on, PLL. ...but that totally snuck up on us! \u2014Mrs. Potter&amp;#039;s great-nephew is hitting on Hanna&amp;#039;s mom?!? What? \u2014Aria&amp;#039;s mom also has a crush on Ezra? This parental love stuff is a little too weird and this cannot end well. Eek! \u2014For a straight-edge girl, Spencer is kind of hilarious. Chick was on last night: &amp;quot;So I&amp;#039;m supposed to go buy an old Michael Jackson album?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;You guys were snarking at each other like The Real Teens of Rosewood&amp;quot; &amp;quot;To talk to a hot English teacher, press 3.&amp;quot; \u2014Caleb noticed that the &amp;quot;architect from Syracuse&amp;quot; had a crappy plastic pen, which means he might not be who he says he is at all. Damn, Caleb, way to bring your snooping A-game to the table. \u2014Everyone still refers to Mr. Fitz as &amp;quot;Ezra&amp;quot; while they&amp;#039;re shopping. Why haven&amp;#039;t these girls come up with a code name for Ezra for when they&amp;#039;re out in public? \u2014Aww, Aria&amp;#039;s dad is jealous of the hot English teacher! &amp;quot;He&amp;#039;s got that boyish smile, and that... charm...&amp;quot; \u2014Hanna&amp;#039;s mom can&amp;#039;t just, I don&amp;#039;t know, google James Leland and find out that Leland is dead? And then the guy didn&amp;#039;t even think to come up with a fake bank before...going to the real bank in Rosewood? Thief fail. \u2014After weeks of being a parental disappointment, Mrs. Fields shows up at the school and gives Paige&amp;#039;s padre a serious verbal smackdown. NICE ONE, EMILY&amp;#039;S MOM! \u2014BAD = 214? Definitely did not see that one coming! What do you girls think? Did we miss anything? Predictions for next week? Sound off in the comments! "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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