<http://schema.org/articleBody>
"Crazy, we knew The Onion had some pretty reliable sources inside Apple, but who would have thought the Stevephone reproduces through asexual mitosis? And we still think $600 is a lot, but an iPhone hat clearly makes it a fantastic value."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
<http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/20/the-onion-releases-latest-round-of-iphone-specs/>