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" Rule No. 224: People who habitually mark e-mails as &amp;quot;urgent&amp;quot; usually possess neither the authority to send an urgent e-mail nor the intelligence to tell the difference.  Rule No. 309: The cooking time is always 10 to 12 percent longer than the recipe says.  Rule No. 565: If you can hear music through the headphones of the person sitting next to you, it will never be a song you like.  Rule No. 582: The more wintry the adjectives used on the package to describe the gum, the less flavorful the gum. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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