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"I was reading this article today about the Hedge Fund Manager who was suing his ex-wife for part of the value of her 1200-pair designer shoe collection, that he claims she kept hidden from him in a &amp;quot;secret&amp;quot; closet accessible only by PIN code. The mind boggles. The collection is valued at over $1 million and the former Mrs. Shak astutely remarked to the judge: &amp;quot;I would not call these shoes a collection, I would call them a sickness at a particular point in my life.&amp;quot; I know all about the wacky things you do to get yourself through a divorce. Honest, I do. I sponge-painted a wall four different colors one weekend, only to paint over it again in the wee hours of Monday morning before the children got home. I dressed my cat in my daughter&amp;#039;s American Girl doll clothes. Instead of retail therapy, I did &amp;quot;Book Therapy&amp;quot; and pulled out a box full of really trashy romance novels from a dark corner of my attic (it turns out, there&amp;#039;s a reason they were shoved there in the first place). So I am confessing here and now that I have a closet full of stuff that Peter, no doubt, knows nothing about. You don&amp;#039;t need a passcode to get in, but I would recommend either a crowbar or on occasion, a crash helmet when accessing it. I&amp;#039;m not even sure exactly what&amp;#039;s in there, to be honest. I believe that you will probably find the picture frame I bought for my co-worker in 2007 as a gift for her daughter&amp;#039;s wedding, at least three different Disney-themed night lights, a couple of inflatable kid&amp;#039;s sleeping bags that don&amp;#039;t inflate anymore, a box full of my &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m going to lose the weight any day now and fit into these&amp;quot; clothes, and a selection of cat toys. You may even find half a granola bar, since David dropped it last year when he was playing fort in the closet and I never did find it. Do cats eat granola? Anyway, Peter is welcome to a percentage of it, if he feels he&amp;#039;s due. He just has to come clean it and organize it so we can be sure we get an accurate accounting. I think that&amp;#039;s only fair, don&amp;#039;t you? "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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