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" Originally published in the October 2011 issue You have success, you can talk all the shit you want. My mother is a high school principal. My brother is an engineer. One of my little sisters is a doctor. Another is a teacher. When you come from that kind of family and only get to eighth grade, it&amp;#039;s kind of weird and awkward. But I make more money. I never mind when somebody corrects my English. We had this media guy, Padilla. He was eating a cheeseburger during the game. I saw him while I was managing. I grabbed the phone, called the PR department, and said, &amp;quot;Doug, you&amp;#039;re gonna choke on that fucking cheeseburger.&amp;quot; Then I hung up. People wonder, How the fuck did you see him? But I see everything. What attracted me to my wife is she&amp;#039;s hot. She&amp;#039;s also nice, she&amp;#039;s a great mom \u2014 but that comes after she&amp;#039;s hot. I tell my kids all the time: When you&amp;#039;re about to do something stupid, think about your mom. Why? Because she&amp;#039;s the one that&amp;#039;s gonna suffer inside. You can&amp;#039;t buy a kid a life. They&amp;#039;ve got to earn it themselves. In the eighties and nineties, people made a lot of money and built houses. The first thing they put in their houses was a gym. In my house, the first thing I built was a bar. The second thing I built was another bar. Am I going to make it to ninety-four? I doubt it. I&amp;#039;m in the second half of the game. Here&amp;#039;s the thing. I can always go back to school and be a doctor. But a doctor can&amp;#039;t go back and play baseball when he&amp;#039;s forty.  Roberto Clemente was my favorite player. But my hero was my dad. My grandpa said one word, and that&amp;#039;s all we needed to hear. Every immigrant comes to the United States to save their lives or to make money. That&amp;#039;s it. I tell my kids to be careful who they have sex with. Pick the right woman, because that kid is going to be a Guillen for the rest of his life. A lot of people think I dye my hair. No, I don&amp;#039;t give a fuck. I just worry that my kids live as long as they can. I hope I die before they do. I want to show my friends that they are my friends. I want my wife to know I think she&amp;#039;s hot. I want my team to win games. That&amp;#039;s all. UPDATE (April 2012): A Little More Wisdom from Last Year&amp;#039;s Interview with Ozzie... I&amp;#039;m the kind of person who apologizes if I hurt somebody&amp;#039;s feelings. But I don&amp;#039;t regret what I said. Have fun, because if you don&amp;#039;t you&amp;#039;re going to regret it when you&amp;#039;re done. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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