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"  Hadassah Lieberman Wife of Vice-President  -- Religious. + Joe&amp;#039;s not exactly an Orgasmatron. + The more kosher the berry, the sweeter the juice. + Religious. Chance: 85% Tipper Gore Wife  + He&amp;#039;s married to her. + Gave him some tongue at the DNC. -- Has made a career out of being easily offended. -- She&amp;#039;s 52. -- He&amp;#039;s married to her. Chance: 35% Chelsea Clinton Daughter of Former Boss  + Probably getting ready to rebel. + If she has even a fraction of Daddy&amp;#039;s libido... + If she has even a fraction of Mommy&amp;#039;s careerism... + One-third Tipper&amp;#039;s age. Chance: 62% Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg Convention Speaker  + Who doesn&amp;#039;t want to nail a Kennedy? + Only looks like JFK Jr., so it&amp;#039;s not really ---being gay. + Notoriously private.  -- She&amp;#039;s a lawyer. -- Her family is cursed by Satan. Chance: 43% Loretta Sanchez Congresswoman  + Likes to party at the Playboy mansion. + Might be in the mood for some boring, dispassionate sex for a change. Chance: 93% Naomi Wolf Feminist/Campaign Adviser  + Not bad for a feminist. + &amp;quot;Male sexual attention is the sun in which I bloom.&amp;quot; + Gets off on power.  -- Al&amp;#039;s definitely a sub. Chance: 87% Elaine Kamarck Senior Policy Adviser  + Described by some as &amp;quot;warm and effusive.&amp;quot; + Described by policy people as &amp;quot;a real whore.&amp;quot; + Worked closely with Bill, so, hey... Chance: 71% Darva Conger or Monica Lewinsky Notorious Lays  + Both easy. + Both spread for fame. -- Both will talk to press. Chance: 12% (Darva) 0% (Monica) Donna Brazile Campaign Manager  -- Bit of a loose cannon. -- Would not want to piss her off. -- Strong chance of not going back should he indeed go black. Chance: 16% Barbra Streisand Entertainer  + Powerful DNC fundraiser. + Strong chance Brolin&amp;#039;s gay. -- Could only do her from left side. -- Already has stick up her ass. Chance: 34% &amp;quot;Osaka&amp;quot; D. C. Streetwalker  + &amp;quot;19.&amp;quot; + &amp;quot;Disease-free.&amp;quot; + &amp;quot;Likes it so much.&amp;quot; Chance: &amp;quot;0&amp;quot;% "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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