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" As you all know, boys are really, really dumb. I always thought that it was good to be called a celebrity, no matter who it is. Obviously, I know Roseanne Barr and Star Jones don&amp;#039;t go very far, but still, they are celebrities. I have never called a girl a celebrity that I knew was considered unattractive, but here are three of the stupidest ones I ever used: JonBenet Ramsey \u2014 So, I was somewhat drunk for this one, and the long bathroom line didn&amp;#039;t help, as I get somewhat antsy wanting to push the action. I approached the girl, and I just came out with it: &amp;quot;You look like JonBenet Ramsey.&amp;quot; She looked at me in disgust, and her friend even stepped up to defend her.  &amp;quot;Um, she&amp;#039;s dead.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;So is Marilyn Monroe, and you guys wouldn&amp;#039;t mind if I used her to compare.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;She&amp;#039;s a child.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Okay, well, I mean, she was a model who was going to be hot.&amp;quot;  Didn&amp;#039;t work. My intentions were not bad, though. The girl I compared to JonBenet had way too much makeup on and her hair was poofed and teased all over the place. I thought if I called her JonBenet Ramsey it would be a nice way of saying that. Maybe I should have just stuck to: &amp;quot;You have too much hairspray in your hair and you&amp;#039;re wearing too much makeup&amp;quot;.  Cha Cha DiGregorio \u2014 One time in a bar I hunkered up to a girl&amp;#039;s table and sat down across from her and said: &amp;quot;You look like someone from Grease.&amp;quot; Her eyes lit up \u2014 this could only be a compliment, right? &amp;quot;Really? So, who do I look like?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Cha Cha DiGregorio \u2014 you know, the one with the black-and-blue dress at the dance?&amp;quot; Oops, I called her the slutty girl. I did learn that even though a slutty girl might look hot, girls don&amp;#039;t like to be compared to them. The girl didn&amp;#039;t stay at the table very long after that.  Joan Rivers \u2014 My little sister&amp;#039;s friend is somewhat loud and boisterous. Her face is kind of sharp and intense. One night we were out and I said: &amp;quot;You remind me of Joan Rivers.&amp;quot; She looked like she was in shock. I was confused, because I thought Joan Rivers was hot when she was younger, and she was considered entertaining enough to interview celebs on the red carpet \u2014 a job that I&amp;#039;ve heard so many girls say they wish they had. Every time I see this friend now, she whimpers: &amp;quot;Do I really look like Joan Rivers?&amp;quot; I think to myself, You REMIND me of her, not LOOK like her. Never mind. You girls hold on to things way too long. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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