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"  This month, the ever-fashionable Miss Piggy steals the spotlight in her new movie, The Muppets. Here, the felted diva spills the secrets of her clutch Makeup: &amp;quot;For little cosmetic touch-ups. For heavy-duty work, I travel with a pit crew and a trowel.&amp;quot;  Dog treats: &amp;quot;I always keep a few choice doggy treats for my precious pup, Foo-Foo. But, truth be told, Foo-Foo prefers room service.&amp;quot;  Ski mask: &amp;quot;Surprisingly effective for the rare times I&amp;#039;m trying to avoid the paparazzi.&amp;quot;  Sunglasses: &amp;quot;Most celebrities wear sunglasses so they won&amp;#039;t be recognized, but I wear &amp;#039;em cause they make me look even more famous!&amp;quot;  Police crime-scene tape: &amp;quot;Nothing says &amp;#039;Keep out of my dressing room&amp;#039; like this and a chalk body outline.&amp;quot; Lavender Sharpies: &amp;quot;Signing autographs is a privilege. Just don&amp;#039;t ask me when I&amp;#039;m canoodling with the frog!&amp;quot; Notebook: &amp;quot;I am constantly jotting down ideas for TV, movies, theatrical spectaculars, etc. Of course, I don&amp;#039;t take credit for all of my brainstorms, but if you saw it and liked it, it probably started here.&amp;quot; Photos of Kermie: &amp;quot;Moi&amp;#039;s frog is usually close by, but if he&amp;#039;s wandered off again, I distribute these and offer a reward.&amp;quot; Sunblock SPF 650: &amp;quot;I have very sensitive skin. My dermatologist said, &amp;#039;You don&amp;#039;t tan, you bake.&amp;#039;&amp;quot; Hand mirror: &amp;quot;When you&amp;#039;ve had as much work done as moi, it&amp;#039;s important to be reminded what you look like.&amp;quot; Jewelry: &amp;quot;Moi believes in aggressive accessorizing.&amp;quot;  Gym card: &amp;quot;I don&amp;#039;t go to a gym to work out. I use the phone number on this card to call my personal trainer, who works out for me. Let him sweat!&amp;quot; Flash drive: &amp;quot;I often hear people say that I &amp;#039;need no introduction.&amp;#039; Au contraire! When I make an entrance, I prefer a big buildup. This contains &amp;#039;The Miss Piggy Story&amp;#039; PowerPoint presentation for just such occasions.&amp;quot; The bag: Silver Marc Jacobs clutch. &amp;quot;Moi&amp;#039;s Marc Jacobs clutch complements everything I wear. Come to think of it, Marc himself compliments everything I wear, especially when he designed it.&amp;quot; "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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