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"Once I was over at my friend&amp;#039;s house watching movies with a couple of people and my crush. I was sitting next to my crush when we decided to play spin the bottle. When it was my crush&amp;#039;s turn to spin guess who it landed on ... ME! I was so excited I got up to go kiss him but instead of getting his lips I got his nose and to make matters worse when I went to sit down I farted a really loud smelly one and everybody started to crack up and my crush thought it was gross! Then to really seal the deal as the worst moment EVER my friend&amp;#039;s parents came down to see what was so funny and they had to open like 5 windows because it smelled so bad.   \u2014 Jackie MO. 14! "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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