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"As far as the baseball-sex metaphor* goes, I&amp;amp;#8217;m in the camp that believes third base means oral. But, for the sake of today&amp;amp;#8217;s discussion let&amp;amp;#8217;s all agree (for the moment) that third base equals some hands in the pants action, shall we? I&amp;amp;#8217;ve got digital action on the brain this morning, not just because it&amp;amp;#8217;s awesome (over 200 Smitten readers say it&amp;amp;#8217;s their favorite sexual activity), but also because I nearly spit out my coffee while laughing at comedy sketch warning about the &amp;amp;#8220;dangers&amp;amp;#8221; of sexual handiwork, namely, &amp;amp;#8220;finger babies.&amp;amp;#8221; It&amp;amp;#8217;s exactly what it sounds like. You see, earlier today, a friend emailed me a hilariously raunchy Funny or Die video starring Eric McCormack. The video, while definitely guaranteed to make you LOL and blush, is so incredibly NSFW (not safe for work) that instead of my normal warnings, I&amp;amp;#8217;ll just say this: if you&amp;amp;#8217;re not a bashful type&amp;amp;#8212;or if you&amp;amp;#8217;re not at the office&amp;amp;#8212;have a gander. Giggles and jokes aside, I&amp;amp;#8217;d love to chat about being on the receiving end of third base. Nearly every woman I know is a huge fan of receiving a handful of action from her partner. There&amp;amp;#8217;s something about having all that attention focused down there that just, well, rocks. The act is crazy intimate and unlike oral sex, you&amp;amp;#8217;re able to smooch and make out without taking a break from the downstairs action. So dolls, let&amp;amp;#8217;s get super racy this afternoon. Are you a fan of receiving a hand down there? Does your guy like doing this to you? *Psst! Did you hear there&amp;#x27;s a fifth base?! Three more racy stories to get you through the day&amp;amp;#133; * Ask a Guy: &amp;quot;Let&amp;#x27;s Talk About Oral Sex...and Kissing&amp;quot; * What Questions About Guy&amp;amp;#8217;s Nether Regions Have You Always Wanted to Ask? * 6 Easy and Fun Ways to Get in the Mood More Ways to Get Glamour Visit Shopglamour.com for cute stuff starting at just $10! Enter the latest Glamour sweepstakes! Follow us on Twitter Add us to your iGoogle homepage What&amp;#x27;s With All the Spam in the Comments Section? Sick of all those annoying ads in the comments section lately? So are we! We police the site regularly and delete spam as soon as we can, but recently, the volume of spam has increased dramatically. We&amp;#x27;re working on a way to block them permanently, so please bear with us, and know that we&amp;#x27;re as eager as you are to get rid of these pests. Meanwhile, please continue to use the Report Abuse button to flag spam--it really does help!-- and continue to leave your brilliant feedback below. If you have any urgent questions about the spam, please contact us. And a special note to you, spammers; we officially declare you a major DON&amp;#x27;T. Photo: George Doyle/Stockbyte"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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