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"\n\n So much for not partying. Last night, the Distilled Spirits Council of the United States\u2014the booze lobby, in other words\u2014threw a lavish party for delegates at the Florida Aquarium, and it was the hotness. There were actual human mermaids swimming around in tanks, as you can see. There were also Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleaders (who politely insisted they were not permitted to do a GQ cheer for our readers), a Patr\u00F3n bar made of ice, and lots of well-dressed Republicans sampling American-made liquor in little cups. In short, yes, now you understand why conventions are critical to our democracy.\n\n Read more on Death Race 2012\n\nComing Soon To A Debate Prep Near You: Rob Portman IS Barack Obama\n\nWaiting for the Party to Start, Again\n\nToday's Political Firestorm is Now a Tropical Storm But Could Still Become a Hurricane\n\nGQ's Insta-vention 2012, Day 1\n\n Follow Reid Cherlin on Twitter for more updates from the campaign trail."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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