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"Calling all &amp;#x27;90s kids: remember the Halloween-time TV movie Double, Double, Toil and Trouble, starring Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen? Yes. Go ahead. Let it all come rushing back--this was the kind of thing I counted down to for three weeks or more. But when I revisited DDTAT via YouTube this morning, I realized: SO much went over my head as a kid. And I&amp;#x27;m willing to bet you didn&amp;#x27;t notice this stuff either. First off, the dad is Eric McCormack. In great glasses. This whole movie is about money! I mean, I&amp;#x27;m sure I absorbed the general setup at age nine. But wow, a foreclosure rep comes to the house and everything. Bleak. Then, later, when the twins are hanging with their hobo buddy--more on him in a moment--all three of them say they&amp;#x27;d like to be doctors. He says he&amp;#x27;d like to be one so &amp;quot;I can pull down $300,000 a year and drive a Mercedes.&amp;quot; OK. I think a little homeless-heckling got past the PC network sensors. When the twins first meet Mr. N, they shout, &amp;quot;If you had a door, we&amp;#x27;d knock!&amp;quot; (7:40) Now, keep watching that clip and listen to Mr. N&amp;#x27;s accent. This is not an accent native to any country. It belongs only to TV movies. Classic lispy Olsen-twin double-teaming was even cooler than I remember. &amp;quot;Sorry, this is a limited time offer!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Take it or leave it!&amp;quot; Click to 3:38 for this simple gem: &amp;quot;No way.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Way!&amp;quot; Not sure if casting a little person was the right way to go here. He has to say, &amp;quot;As people get bigger, their imaginations get smaller.&amp;quot; Also, that part where Mr. N waited outside the little house was extremely creepy. Cloris Leachman uses mascara to touch up her grays. So DIY! (:45 second mark in the clip below) Was this little moment supposed to be a kiddie coup for marriage equality? Click to 6:30 in the clip above. The leader of the witch forum calls out a couple named Fred and Lazio for their &amp;quot;new little addition,&amp;quot; a goblin. And after looking at it for two minutes I&amp;#x27;m pretty sure it&amp;#x27;s two guys. Right? Things took a dark turn towards the end. Instead of just playing with the idea of, say, one twin being bribed with magical powers, Cloris the witch goes right for the jugular. &amp;quot;You&amp;#x27;re sick of being a twin, aren&amp;#x27;t you? All she does is get in the way. I&amp;#x27;ll throw her on the other side of the mirror and then you won&amp;#x27;t be a twin anymore!&amp;quot; Good lord. Click to 2:00. The cop is the worst cop ever in movies or real life. Click to the 1:00 mark here. She takes a second look at this &amp;quot;car&amp;quot; and the reportedly missing kids inside it, then decides to let it go ahead and instead drives over to the parents&amp;#x27; house to ask if maybe it was the girls. It has an open jug on it labeled GAS! Come on. This masterpiece contains perhaps the best exchange in a movie ever. The witch is so nonchalant going about her devastating-a-child business. The Olsen (yeah, you&amp;#x27;ll notice I&amp;#x27;m not even attempting to tall them apart) is just like, WTF are you talking about? Click to 4:00 in the clip above. OLSENS 1, DARK ARTS 0! Did anyone else remember and love this movie as much as I do? More flashback fun... 13 Ways Lisa Frank Predicted the Future Which Can&amp;#x27;t Hardly Wait Character Were You in High School? 15 Ways Britney Spears Would Be Different if She Came Up Today P.S. Want more Obsessed? Sign up for our awesome daily newsletter that features the latest celebrity gossip, TV news, hilarious Internet sensations, and more! Photo: IMDB, YouTube"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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