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"You and Mr. Flusser are admirably right, sir. Thin watches should be worn with dressy clothes. Just because it's gold, is diamond festooned, and costs more than the average car doesn't mean it's a dressy watch. In recent years, we have seen an unfortunate trend toward immense watches\u2014watches even bigger and clunkier than the diver's watch. Sports watches may be useful in a cave one hundred meters below the ocean's surface or as night falls atop the Matterhorn, but they don't look swell in a ballroom. Diver's watches should be worn with fins or, at the very least, polos, jeans, and loafers. As for formal occasions, any watch present should be in a pocket."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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