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" With summer in full swing, chances are you have a vacation or two booked between now and Labor Day. If you&amp;#039;re heading out to the beach, camping, or any other place that provides a quiet atmosphere, it&amp;#039;s always good to have a book to plow through \u2014 and Jimmy Fallon has done us all a favor by detailing titles not to read. Last night on The Tonight Show, he went through a host of ridiculous books that actually exist, including the nightmare-inducing Playing with Puppets, How to Cheat and Not Get Caught, and the oddest-looking one, Granny&amp;#039;s Old Hands? What Has She Been Doing with Them?: Granny&amp;#039;s Coming Out of the Closet. Halfway through the segment, it&amp;#039;s easy to start thinking that these are made up, but we can assure you they do exist. After you&amp;#039;re done checking out this Do Not Read list, run through Esquire&amp;#039;s 80 Books Every Man Should Read for some actual suggestions that will do your mind some good.      "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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