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" 1. We need you to be reachable at all times, but we don&amp;#039;t always pick up our phones when you call. We realize this seems like a double standard; if you&amp;#039;d like to discuss it further, just leave a message.  2. We only want to date men who can troubleshoot computers. The broken laptop is the leaky faucet of the twenty-first century.  3. We avoid players and womanizers, but sometimes when we&amp;#039;re single, we&amp;#039;ll have sex with one just to remind ourselves how unsatisfying it is. 4. Next time you have to buy your girlfriend a gift, make it a season of Curb Your Enthusiasm on DVD. The surest way to a woman&amp;#039;s heart is Larry David. 5. As far as romance goes, we&amp;#039;d rather be whisked away to the bedroom in the afternoon than to Paris in the springtime.  6. A serious scientific study has proven that women think 50 percent more than men, and 90 percent of that extra 50 percent is spent thinking about sex. 7. The study was of French women. 8.On invente occasionnellement des statistiques pour montrer que l&amp;#039;on a raison. French actress Julie Delpy wrote, directed, and stars in 2 Days in Paris, in theaters August 10.  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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