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"FacebookPinterest\n\nBut, alas, winter is over. May is here. Trees are flowering. Skirts are getting shorter. People are drinking iced coffee again. And, as trusty a friend as the knit hat has been to you during this harshest of harsh winters--the cold weather practically tanked the economy, after all--it's time to put the beanie away.\n\nYes, we are officially declaring May 1st, Put Away Your Beanie Day.\n\nToo many guys try to stretch beanie season into the spring. We understand; it's practically become fused to your head since that first sub-zero day in late October. It's hard to say goodbye to such an important companion. I mean, you can just drape it from your crown like a rock 'n' roll yarmulke, and that will be fine, right? Right?\n\nWe're sorry: it's not. While many will try, we think the summer beanie, unlike, say, winter whites, should remain squarely in the fashion oxymoron category. It's just too much of a utility player, an accouterment to protect you from ridiculously cool temperatures, that it should be given a well-deserved break with your sweaters and scarves.\n\nPlus, it'll just make you sweaty.\n\nLet it hibernate. It's ok. Winter will come again. Enjoy the weather. Let your head go hat-less for a bit. And when you're ready, may we recommend something a little more Gilligan?"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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