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"The tech blogging big birds have been crowing this week. Digging their patent pending iBeaks into the grubby soil of self-reflective angst and coming up with worm after worm.\r\n\r\nI\u2019m not talking about this, but the news that Google is entering the sexy, hedonistic world of eye care with its glasses. Larry, if you\u2019re listening, we\u2019d like some tortoise shell frames with ours.\r\n\r\nBut instead of getting distracted by the week gone, let\u2019s roll our chicken eye around and direct it at today and what we learned from Twitter about the state of the tech nation.\r\n\r\n\tMG Siegler is chomping at the bit and never going to link to the Wall Street Journal ever, ever again\r\n\tAfter being outed as a Hitman, Robert Scoble refuted, disputed and then became computed into launching his own fund\r\n\tHis Holiness The Pope is joining Twitter, hoping to beat Jesus with his 12 followers and the Fake Pope\r\n\tZynga created a web wormhole by asking itself whether it played it\u2019s own games\r\n\tHumpty Dumpty is 18th Century slang for a short and clumsy person and not as some would have you believe, traditional tech reporting.\r\n\t4 Hour Working Week guru and number 4 lover, Tim Ferris, cheated on the number 4 with the number 10.\r\n\tThe Internet began to eat itself when #RIPGreggJevin became a Twitter meme, with people pouring their witty little breaking hearts out in memory of a character created this very morning.\r\n\tThe Army wired its privates into kevlar codpieces, lacklustre innuendo followed\r\n\tStick men find themselves doodled on $1million greenbacks and the world pauses to think, what have we created?!\r\n\tBieber caught a fever and socked it to a Beaver\r\n\tThe only things sweating in this shop will be the folk lined up to grab their Nike Fuelband.\r\n\tJK Rowling is writing an adult book about ex Prime Minster and war bungler, Tony Blair.\r\n\tHarry Potter\u2019s stunt double announced his departure from TechPo, then the tech blogging glitterati went proper mental at anyone and everyone.\r\n\tThe Greek economy is going down the pan, but to open a business selling olive oil there you\u2019d better not flush just yet, because the government wants to inspect your stool.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nJohn Hamlon\u00A0via shutterstock\r\n\r\nRead all of Technically Crunchy's posts here. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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