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"We all know breakups are the worst, but usually, we only know the pain of our own experiences. But over the weekend, one comedian happened to witness another couple&amp;#x27;s breakup on his Brooklyn roof. While witnessing this classic human experience, he also engaged in a new classic human experience: live-tweeting. The entire conversation, in all its painful, frustrating, and occasionally funny glory, is so familiar to me that I&amp;#x27;m not convinced this guy Kyle Ayers didn&amp;#x27;t travel back in time a few years to witness the end of one of my relationships. It&amp;#x27;s the only time I&amp;#x27;ve been grateful not to have a roof deck. You can read the full exchange on his Twitter, but here are a few highlights. It begins. A couple is breaking up on my roof right now. I was just trying to enjoy the view. Now I will live tweet the breakup. #roofbreakup&amp;amp;mdash; Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013 This is exactly how eloquently I express myself when emotional as well, and I am not being sarcastic. &amp;amp;quot;I can&amp;amp;#39;t be with some who is so ugh what ugh stop&amp;amp;quot; -girl #roofbreakup&amp;amp;mdash; Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013 This entire exchange gave me traumatic flashbacks: &amp;amp;quot;ITS A TEXT FROM MY COWORKER. A WORK TEXT&amp;amp;quot; -guy #roofbreakup&amp;amp;mdash; Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013 &amp;amp;quot;Let me read it then, give me the phone&amp;amp;quot; -girl #roofbreakup&amp;amp;mdash; Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013 &amp;amp;quot;You don&amp;amp;#39;t need to see my phone to trust me&amp;amp;quot; -guy #roofbreakup&amp;amp;mdash; Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013 This guy is deep, you guys. &amp;amp;quot;Do you see yourself living with me within a year?&amp;amp;quot; -girl #roofbreakup&amp;amp;mdash; Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013 &amp;amp;quot;I can&amp;amp;#39;t think in terms of like, time and shit, Rachel.&amp;amp;quot; -guy #roofbreakup&amp;amp;mdash; Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013 And really good at avoidance. &amp;amp;quot;Are we going to live together?&amp;amp;quot; -girl #roofbreakup&amp;amp;mdash; Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013 &amp;amp;quot;Yeah but what is, like, living together? Like what&amp;amp;#39;s an apartment mean? You know what I&amp;amp;#39;m saying?&amp;amp;quot; -guy #roofbreakup&amp;amp;mdash; Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013 Requisite breakup conversation reaction: &amp;amp;quot;Seriously?&amp;amp;quot; -both, a lot #roofbreakup&amp;amp;mdash; Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013 I totally get the need to refuel during negotiations... &amp;amp;quot;Are we getting pizza or what? I don&amp;amp;#39;t mean to change the subject but are we?&amp;amp;quot; -guy #roofbreakup&amp;amp;mdash; Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013 &amp;amp;#133;I also totally get this response. &amp;amp;quot;Why don&amp;amp;#39;t you get pizza with &amp;amp;#39;someone from work texts?&amp;amp;#39;&amp;amp;quot; -girl (holy shit good burn right there) #roofbreakup&amp;amp;mdash; Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013 OK, but now I&amp;#x27;m sad. &amp;amp;quot;Seriously this is embarrassing, I&amp;amp;#39;m done&amp;amp;quot; -girl #roofbreakup&amp;amp;mdash; Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013 Rachel is gone. Guy pulls out his phone and starts texting. #roofbreakup&amp;amp;mdash; Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013 Ugh. I have no way to confirm if this whole story is true, but it basically has to be because it&amp;#x27;s the most realistic breakup ever, right? Did any parts sound familiar to you? (Also, do you think the couple has seen this story everywhere by now? Yikes.)"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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