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" If Carrie Bradshaw had a cat, it would judge her and Charlotte&amp;#039;s terrible hats.  It would cockblock Mister Big. strong&amp;gt;And it would totally roll its eyes every time Miranda complained.  It would insist on going outside in nice weather.  And give Carrie side-eye when she wore camo.  It would try to stop her from spewing puns.  And from changing from regular outfits to totally insane ones.  Girl time would just be completely different.  The cat would know its rightful place \u2014 in Miranda&amp;#039;s foreground.  The cat would definitely ruin Carrie&amp;#039;s ugliest sweaters.  And be filled with glee when she wore a fun tutu.  ~Fin.~ Follow Kathleen on  Twitter. Photo Credit: Getty Images "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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