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"FacebookPinterest\n\nAre you ready to practice your constitutional right to cram as much grilled meat and limited-edition red, white, and blue Budweisers into your face as you possibly can in the next 72 hours? If the answer is no, fear not. We've researched a list of the 50 most American things to help kick your celebrations up a a few notches\u20141776 notches to be precise\u2014and make sure you throw this country the big, bad birthday it deserves. \n\nHold on to your freedom.\n\n\n\n50 - 35. The Port of San Diego's July 4th fireworks.\n\nThanks to a technical error in 2012, a quarter-hour's worth of fireworks were set off over San Diego in just a quarter of a minute. The resulting explo-gasm is so American we decided it was only right that every second of it got its own entry.\n\n\n\n\n\n34. Stephen Colbert fist bumping a bald eagle during the Super Bowl\n\nFacebookPinterestYou Tube\n\n\n\n33. \u00DCber-patriot Nick Offerman's IMDB profile picture\n\nThis is really Nick Offerman's IMDB profile picture.\n\nFacebookPinterest\n\n\n\n32. This GIF\n\nFacebookPinterestYou Tube\n\n\n\n31. The fact that New York's official state seal still features Lady Liberty stepping on the crown of the King of England\n\nEven though he has been dead for nearly 200 years. Burn.\n\nFacebookPinterestWikipedia\n\n\n\n30. This picture of Air Force Academy cadets throwing their hats in the air as a tight formation of Thunderbird jet fighters flies overhead.\n\nFacebookPinterestWikipedia\n\n\n\n29. The socks former President George H.W. Bush wore when he met the Houston Texans' new cheerleading squad.\n\nFacebookPinterestNBC News\n\n\n\n28. This video of an MMA fight taking place underneath a freestyle motocross competition\n\nBecause freedom means never having to choose between MMA or guys doing jumps on dirt bikes.\n\n\n\n\n\n27. \"The Star-Spangled Banner\" being played on an electric Louisville Slugger\n\n\n\n\n\n26. This Home Run Derby aboard the USS Yorktown\n\nBecause you'll never see baseballs being hit off an aircraft carrier and then scooped up by people on jet skis in France.\n\n\n\n\n\n25. This wrestling match taking place inside a Walmart\n\nFacebookPinterestBarstoolsports.com\n\n\n\n24. George Washington winning the American Revolutionary War with a Dodge Challenger\n\nWe'd like to see you prove this isn't how it happened.\n\n\n\n\n\n23. This freedom wagon\n\n\n\n\n\n22. Oh wait, no, actually, this one\n\nFacebookPinterestReddit\n\n\n\n21. Captain America, FUCK YEAH!\n\nWhatever song they used in the original trailer for Captain America: The First Avenger, it was the wrong one.\n\n\n\n\n\n20. This headline.\n\nFacebookPinterestFM Observer\n\n\n\n19 - 12. The work of Internet artist SharpWriter\n\nThe person behind these presidential masterpieces.\n\nRonald Regan Riding a Velociraptor\n\nFacebookPinterest\n\nBill Clinton the Lady Killer\n\nFacebookPinterest\n\nAbe Lincoln Riding a Grizzly\n\nFacebookPinterest\n\nTeddy Roosevelt VS. Bigfoot\n\nFacebookPinterest\n\nObama riding a lion\n\nFacebookPinterest\n\nGeorge Washington Zombie Hunter\n\nFacebookPinterest\n\n\n\n13. George Washington playing an electric keytar alongside a break-dancing Abraham Lincoln\n\nFacebookPinterest\n\n\n\n12. The helmet worn by skeleton racer Katie Uhlaender during the 2014 Winter Olympics\n\n\n\n\n\n11. Christian Walther\n\nFacebookPinterest\n\n\n\n10. His expert analysis of July 4th, so far\n\nFacebookPinterestWBRZ\n\n\n\n9. The Florida man who responded to minor code infringements by painting his house as a giant American flag.\n\nFacebookPinterestWashington Post\n\n\n\n8. This patriotic sunset\n\nThe chances of the USA one day planting an American flag on the surface of the sun are slim. Until then, this will have to do. \n\nFacebookPinterest\n\n\n\n7. The cherpumple\n\nWhat could be more American than apple pie? Simple, an apple pie baked inside a cake, stacked on top of two other kinds of pies, which are also baked inside of cakes. Perfect for when you still have room after your turducken.\n\nFacebookPinterestWikipedia\n\n\n\n6. This spilled can of Coke.\n\nFacebookPinterestReddit\n\n\n\n5. Stephen Colbert skateboarding through the halls of Congress while waiving an American flag.\n\nFacebookPinterest\n\n\n\n4. Kenny Powers walking out to \"Real American\"\u2014Hulk Hogan's theme song\u2014during the second season of Eastbound &amp;amp; Down.\n\n\n\n\n\n3. The original video for \"Real American\"\n\nWhich features Hulk Hogan playing an American flag electric guitar in front of Fourth of July fireworks, Mount Rushmore and, most impressively, an even larger American flag (below).\n\nFacebookPinterest\n\n\n\n2. Hulk Hogan head-butts Communism\n\n During his 1985 fight against Nikolai Volkoff.\n\nFacebookPinterest\n\n\n\n1. The man who celebrated the death of Osama Bin Laden by riding an ATV around his lawn, shooting a handgun in the air and chanting \"USA! USA!\"\n\nJust like our founding fathers always intended.\n\n\n\n"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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