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"Less than a week after Facebook's big announcement about hitting 1 billion users, all anyone can remember are the chairs. Facebook celebrated hitting the milestone with its first ad campaign, an inspired effort that compared the social network to chairs.\nThe Internet's response has been swift. Mashable has tried its hand at lampooning the ad and the Tumblr Are Like Facebook has had some fun comparing Facebook to bananas and boxes, among other things.\nThis latest parody takes things a bit further into NSFW territory as well as bizarro territory. (\"The universe is a big place full of things that have names. And people you can connect with. People that have a hook for a hand...\")\nIs it funny? We'll let you decide. Sound off in the comments.\n\n\nWhat Facebook Is Like\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nBananas\nVia Are Like Facebook\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nBoxes\nVia Are Like Facebook\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nChair\nVia Are Like Facebook\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nDumpsters\nVia Are Like Facebook\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nEmpty Chairs\nVia Are Like Facebook\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nFree Throws\nVia Are Like Facebook\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nMuffins\nVia Are Like Facebook\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPelicans\nVia Are Like Facebook\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPillows\nVia Are Like Facebook\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPoliticians\nVia Are Like Facebook\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRappers\nVia Are Like Facebook\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSad Kittens\nVia Are Like Facebook\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSad-Kittens-fb-600\nVia Are Like Facebook\n\n\n\n\n\n\n"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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