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"If you&amp;#039;re in the Detroit Metro area and happen to be in the market for a hideous couch shaped like female and male genitalia, you have struck it lucky: One man is selling his on Craigslist at the understandable behest of his wife (via The Daily Dot). He had this exquisite piece of furniture custom-made for &amp;quot;just&amp;quot; $20,000 \u2014 around the cost of one year of state school, but a steal when you consider the fine craftsmanship! The proud legacy! Isn&amp;#039;t your grandma having a birthday soon?!  Want more from Anna? Follow her on Twitter. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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