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"FacebookPinterestjeff garlin low.png\n\nIt's almost lunchtime in L.A., what have you eaten so far today?\n\n This has become a very popular question. What have I eaten? So far, yogurt with blueberries. I had a few olives. I'm about to eat lunch. Some kind of big salad.\n\nDessert? I know you have a thing for sheet cake.\n\n I've been off sugar for over a year.\n\nSteve Nash, who plays point guard for Phoenix, doesn't eat sugar and seems to be getting younger instead of older. He says it's the no sugar diet. \n\n Maybe. But I just can't go near the stuff. Even thinking about sweets is dangerous and I've got kids. There are cupcakes in the house.\n\nHow about pudding? There's a line in the book I really love: \"I open my refrigerator and find my pot of gold. Pudding! I am a freak for pudding.\" In addiction-speak, are you still powerless over pudding?\n\n I'm not a pudding fiend anymore. It's a huge victory.\n\nWhat the correlation between being fat and being funny? The overweight comic is a pretty specific and endearing type. \n\n The fat guy is certainly always more vulnerable. But with Farley or Gleason or Candy, any of those guys would have been hilarious without being fat. I've never thought of myself as a fat comic. I don't even tell jokes. My act is just me being funny.\n\nIn the book, you joked that your obsession with making your house more \"green\" would cause your wife to leave you. Is she still around?\n\n She's still here! But I lost the battle over the new windows. We're just replacing the glass instead. But I'm still constantly giving stuff away from our house in my act. I give away TVs, VCRs. Marla comes home and she's like, \"Where's the rug?\" I don't even consult her on those decisions.\n\nYour book could be read as self-help, which is a surprising genre for a comedian. Who do want to read the book?\n\n It's not an instruction manual. It's just my life. Who do I want to read it? The hottest girls with the biggest tits. Who else?"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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