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" 1. Curb Your Enthusiasm on DVD.  2. Jason Kidd and Alonzo Mourning, together at last. 3. The end of the spray-on-tan fad. 4. November is slaughter month.  5. Watching English soccer hooligans beat up Frenchmen at the 2004 European Cup. 6. John Ritter conspiracy theories. 7. February 29. 8. The Roots&amp;#039; follow-up to Phrenology. 9. The long-awaited arrival of the iBot wheelchair--climbs stairs, jumps curbs, balances on two wheels.  10. Return of the Today sponge--climbs uteruses, jumps vulvas, balances on two fingers. 11. Kill Bill--Vol. 2. 12. WrestleMania XX. 13. 100th anniversary of the ice-cream cone at the St. Louis World&amp;#039;s Fair--July 23.  14. New restaurants by Jean-Georges Vongerichten, Gray Kunz, Thomas Keller, and Masa Takayama at the new Time Warner building in New York. 15. Watching Allyson Felix, the world&amp;#039;s fastest teenager, go for Olympic gold in Athens--August. 16. State quarters for Michigan, Florida, Texas, Wisconsin, Iowa, and Iraq.  17. Starsky &amp;amp;amp; Hutch, starring Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, and Snoop Dogg as Huggy Bear. 18. Everything You Think Is Wrong Day--March 15. 19. An SUV for baby boomers with a conscience--the 2004 Lexus RX 330 Hybrid.  20. Samuel Adams Hefeweizen. 21. Construction begins at Ground Zero. 22. Troy, starring Brad Pitt, Eric Bana, and Orlando Bloom. 23. No new Harry Potter book. 24. A Harry Potter movie directed by Y Tu Mam\u00E1 Tambi\u00E9n director Alfonso Cuar\u00F3n. 25. A John Waters exhibition at the New Museum of Contemporary Art in New York featuring three never-before-seen films. 26. The 30th anniversary of President Nixon&amp;#039;s resignation--August 8.  27. The original Duran Duran&amp;#039;s first album since 1983. 28. For those interested in sex, God, and hashish, John Dalton&amp;#039;s first novel, Heaven Lake. 29. Consistent electricity. 30. Edible food wraps--sort of a Saran wrap you can snack on--in a variety of flavors, from broccoli to papaya. 31. Betting on the next pope in Vegas. 32. The hairy-legs contest in July in Fairbanks, Alaska. 33. The opening of Rem Koolhaas&amp;#039;s long-awaited Seattle Central Library.  34. Thanks to a new &amp;quot;draftee,&amp;quot; Colorado&amp;#039;s Eagle County correctional facility wins the penitentiary-league basketball championship. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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