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"If you want me to participate in your wedding&amp;amp;#8212;and wear a ridiculous flower on my collar&amp;amp;#8212;I&amp;amp;#8217;m going to need some incentive. Here&amp;amp;#8217;s an idea ...Let me bite the flower girl. I&amp;amp;#8217;m not looking to cause any serious harm. I just want to take a chunk out of that chubby little arm. She smells like pork chops! Can you blame a dog? I could say it&amp;amp;#8217;s self-defense. She is getting awfully grabby. And she&amp;amp;#8217;s messing up my perfectly coiffed fur. Is biting the flower girl and I Do or an I Don&amp;amp;#8217;t? Have any of you ever taken a bite? Just a tiny nibble? More Ways to Get Glamour You could win $50,000 just for registering or logging in to Glamour.com! Sign up for Glamour.com&amp;#x27;s Style Tips of the Week and Beauty Tip of the Day newsletters! Add Glamour to your iGoogle homepage. Follow Glamour on Twitter."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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