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"\n\n Studios make only three kinds of movies: reluctant hero saves world from giant robot, reluctant adult becomes better adult by way of dick jokes, or reluctant dad becomes better dad through use of giant robot that makes dick jokes.\n\nOnce, theaters were filled with earnest dramas where serious actors told you  how wrong you were about something.  Paul Newman battling a vile medical establishment? Check. Sam Waterston opening our eyes to the Khmer Rouge?  Yup. William Hurt building a community center entirely out of recycled artificial limbs? Not so sure about that one, but can  I buy five fucking tickets just for myself?\n\nNow an actor can be as esteemed in righteously reacting to a fart as he'd be in righteously reacting to the inhumanity  of corporate subterfuge. Consider Robert De Niro in Meet the Parents, Tom Cruise  in Tropic Thunder, or Richard Gere in Nights in Rodanthe.\n\n I have an idea for the holdouts:  Russell Crowe, Daniel Day-Lewis, and Denzel Washington are schizophrenic unicyclists on a cross-country road trip to deliver their dead father (whose ghost is a CGI James Dean) to their mothers, Blake Lively, Michelle Williams, and Zoe Saldana (age-enhanced, still hot). Things spiral out of control when a giant farting robot (voiced by Robert Redford) tries to blow up the world using his titanium ball sack. It's called Krazy Nutz."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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