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"If there&amp;#039;s one thing we&amp;#039;ve learnt from watching Geordie Shore, it&amp;#039;s that Charlotte Crosby has some strange things going on up there in that brain of hers. From romantic plans to woo her boyfriend by making a plaster mould of her fanny to that time she decided to get over Marnie leaving by washing her bum hole, there&amp;#039;s no denying she&amp;#039;s a one. But whether you think she&amp;#039;s crackers or a complete genius, let&amp;#039;s take a look through her Top 15 quotes of ALL TIME. Well, at least so far. 1. &amp;amp;quot;I hate you. I want to shit on your face.&amp;amp;quot;  Apparently that&amp;#039;s a mating ritual in Newcastle or something. 2. &amp;amp;quot;Tonight we&amp;#039;re hitting Scary Canary and I&amp;#039;ve got a hairy fairy.&amp;amp;quot;  There is a 67% chance she is talking about her fanny. That or Gaz&amp;#039;s parsnip, anyway. 3. &amp;amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s just like any average sized hole. Like what you put your straighteners in.&amp;amp;quot;   Someone may need to give Charlotte another lesson in how exactly you are supposed to use hair straighteners. Ahem. 4. &amp;amp;quot;Everyone knows me, I pull me pants down on the odd occasion. I was probably going to have a wee on the floor.&amp;amp;quot;  We&amp;#039;ve all been there. Oh wait, NO WE HAVEN&amp;#039;T. 5. &amp;amp;quot;He&amp;#039;s put a girl in hospital with that you know.&amp;amp;quot;  No we didn&amp;#039;t know, or rather, we didn&amp;#039;t want to. 6. &amp;amp;quot;You just wanna shag us, and I wanna break your heart. Who&amp;#039;s gonna win?&amp;amp;quot;  Don&amp;#039;t mess with that, mate. Click next for more of Charlotte&amp;#039;s most mental (most mortal) quotes EV-AH &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; &amp;amp;nbsp;  7. &amp;amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m not gonna run across fire. I&amp;#039;m not an idiot.&amp;amp;quot;  Course not, love. 8. &amp;amp;quot;I just want to see loads of tiny willies now, little willies everywhere.&amp;amp;quot;  SHE&amp;#039;S SICK OF THEM, GODDAMIT. 9. &amp;amp;quot;Fast food. Everyone knows it&amp;#039;s called that cause it makes you go faster...duh.&amp;amp;quot;  Girl has a point. 10. &amp;amp;quot;He loves me and I love him but we can never be together. It&amp;#039;s like Shakespeare.&amp;amp;quot;  It totally is. Charlotte and Gaz are like star-crossed lovers for a new age. 11. &amp;amp;quot;Spooning only ever leads to one thing...forking.&amp;amp;quot;  Not sure she&amp;#039;s talking about pasta salad to be honest. But wait a second, let&amp;#039;s not forget something...  This is the girl who once punched a cake. There&amp;#039;s no denying her genius now, is there?  Basically we love her, but what do you reckon - love Charlotte and her cracking one-liners? Comments please... Geordie Shore cast launch their own range of Skins condoms  Geordie Shore&amp;#039;s Gaz, Scott and James talk new girl Marnie, Sophie&amp;#039;s exit and filming a Vegas special - WATCH  Geordie Shore&amp;#039;s Holly: &amp;#039;The new girl Marnie is a slag&amp;#039; Geordie Shore&amp;#039;s Vicky Pattinson is dating TOWIE&amp;#039;s Charlie Sims Images: Tumblr "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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