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"We&amp;#x27;ve been discussing dreading it since the summer, and last night the sorry moment was finally upon us: Ann Perkins and Chris Traeger bid farewell to Pawnee on Parks and Rec. All due respect to last night&amp;#x27;s Community, it was kind of like, Not right now, Community. There are goodbyes to be had and feelings to be felt. And sure enough, there were more feelings in Rashida Jones&amp;#x27; and Rob Lowe&amp;#x27;s final scenes than at a Lil&amp;#x27; Sebastian memorial, God rest his tiny-horse soul. There were also oh so many lines that made me laugh-cry&amp;amp;#8212;so I&amp;#x27;m bronzing them for posterity like a hamburger trophy below. Leslie, on her bond with Ann beginning with park talk at the city council meeting: &amp;quot;That promise launched a friendship so grand, it takes 103 scrapbooks to capture it.&amp;quot; Donna to Ann: &amp;quot;I&amp;#x27;m gonna miss you too, Perkins. But now that you&amp;#x27;re out of the dating pool, you know I&amp;#x27;m gonna run this town, right?&amp;quot; Leslie: &amp;quot;Holy mother of Malia! And Sasha. I love them both equally.&amp;quot; Ann: &amp;quot;Leslie can&amp;#x27;t watch anything with Julie Andrews in it before bedtime. It gets her too hyper.&amp;quot; Ben: &amp;quot;If Chris gets cranky around noon, just stuff some chia seeds into a fig. Works every time.&amp;quot; Harold, to Leslie and Ann: &amp;quot;You two are a couple of real pains in the ass, you know that?&amp;quot; Leslie: &amp;quot;Harold, your tiny brain could not understand this, but that is the best compliment you could ever give the two women standing in front of you.&amp;quot; Ron to Chris, as Chris cries over his &amp;quot;buddy box&amp;quot; gift: &amp;quot;Salt water will warp the wood, so keep your tears in your eyes, where they belong.&amp;quot; Leslie: &amp;quot;Can I still call you when I have thoughts on Jennifer Aniston&amp;#x27;s future?&amp;quot; Ann: &amp;quot;Not if I call you first.&amp;quot; Leslie: &amp;quot;Oh, Ann Perkins. You perfect sunflower. You totally changed me, you know? You taught me how to balance my life, how to be patient...how to be more patient.&amp;quot; Ann: &amp;quot;Yeah, that&amp;#x27;s better.&amp;quot; Leslie: &amp;quot;...How to throw bur caution to the wind when it came to Ben. But, most importantly, you taught me I can&amp;#x27;t pull off a tulip skirt.&amp;quot; Ann: &amp;quot;It&amp;#x27;s just not your shape.&amp;quot; Ann, on the park groundbreaking: &amp;quot;We wait for no man. Let&amp;#x27;s do this.&amp;quot; Ron, ever wise: &amp;quot;There has never been a sadness that can&amp;#x27;t be cured by breakfast food.&amp;quot;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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