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"FacebookPinterest\n\nSorry for the horrifying image of Richard Simmons you can't unsee, but we are noticing a troubling trend here. It seems Simmons and the brothel-mongering, mop bucket-peeing, Chris Brown advocate, and in general \"ran out of fucks to give\" pop star Justin Bieber have no idea what to wear to bed.\n\nFirst, Richard Simmons, while definitely not a style icon, could really use a proper set of PJs to go with his purple bedspread, which is probably made from a mixture of broken dreams and old Grimace costumes. The guy's known for his satin and silk tank tops, so why doesn't have a silk set of pajamas?\n\nSpeaking of tank tops, this video of a slumbering Justin Bieber has been making the rounds, and people are saying the girl in the video may have been, erm, \"compensated\" for her company. Wait, huh? Why is Justin Bieber sleeping with a baseball cap? And what's up with that tank top? At the very least, if you're gonna be photographed while sleeping, consider some upgraded undergarments, or go the Hugh Hefner route (he's going for that young casanova thing, right?) and just rock a robe."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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