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" \n  We spend a lot of time focused on women&amp;#039;s rights at Cosmo, but what about the bros? Esquire offers a friendly reminder that &amp;quot;we need to be more attentive to the needs of boys and young men... the attack on men and the role we play on this culture is becoming instructive.&amp;quot; Truly a demographic that has been oppressed for centuries. Let&amp;#039;s not forget about the weaker sex.  There are certain types of bars that cool men should go to, according to a few pages of tips. Preferably, one &amp;quot;like a rich man&amp;#039;s hunting lodge: rustic but not too rustic, stocked with the good things in life,&amp;quot; such as overly-elaborate metaphors. A female bartender is &amp;quot;the kind of attractive that has to grow on you.&amp;quot; (We all have a chance, ladies!) But when not frequenting watering holes ripped from Hemingway novels, some guys might also consider a Marginal Bar, one that &amp;quot;[is] maybe a little gruff but within which beats a tender heart.&amp;quot; So this is where all the stylish men will be hanging out this weekend? Noted.  According to a fashion spread of a lightly bearded man wearing a full suit and looking perplexed in what appears to be a tundra, there a few items men should be wearing at this moment: A jacket that looks like Geri Halliwell&amp;#039;s Spice Girls eBay cast-off is perfect &amp;quot;for the man with places to go, even if he&amp;#039;s in no particular hurry to get there.&amp;quot; (Places to go = Taco Bell. No particular hurry = High?) Never wear Bermudas below the knee. For the love of God, no pleated chinos. Yes to blue blazers, although it is unclear whether this is for the man who has to go places and/or how quickly he has to be at said place.   What Might But Probably Does Not Make a Man: Strength\u2014particularly arm strength: &amp;quot;You&amp;#039;re born with it.&amp;quot; Betting your jacks. Leadership. &amp;quot;Fucking women and climbing mountains,&amp;quot; (which was actually from the mouth of a Kentucky woman, who was asked &amp;quot;What is a man?&amp;quot;) Someone who can fix things. Being Rand Paul. Being Marco Rubio. &amp;quot;Stories and sex.&amp;quot;   What Does Make a Man? (See Above.) (&amp;quot;A body like Arnold with a Denzel face&amp;quot; is not a requirement.) Not wearing Bermudas below the knee. Chinos two inches above the knee, with no eunuch-making plaits. Making ambiguous mistakes. Wearing lightweight wool and &amp;quot;no unnecessary cloth&amp;quot; in the summer. Being a father. (Unless you are my father, in which you are &amp;quot;Person With Much Younger Girlfriend With Whom He Listens To Weezer In The Car.&amp;quot;) Being Brad Pitt. Can&amp;#039;t argue with that one.   Esquire&amp;#039;s hang withBrad Pitt illuminates the fact that he is &amp;quot;not a cock&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;has never been a cock&amp;quot; or an &amp;quot;asshole.&amp;quot; That being said, he does not recognize people&amp;#039;s faces. He has small ears and likes pizza. His eyes are &amp;quot;blue and tired and wary, animated by alternating currents of curiosity and self regard, each bracketed by wrinkles that resemble a child&amp;#039;s drawing of the sun.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;He [once] drew a dick and balls on the face of his manager, Cynthia Pett, while she was asleep.&amp;quot; We really hope Angelina isn&amp;#039;t subjected to this sort of tomfoolery.  A short interview with Olivia Munn asks a burning question: Now that she is on The Newsroom, has she Animorphed into one of those super-uptight hot girls and stopped being a &amp;quot;one of the guys&amp;quot; hot girl? Answer: Nope! She is still the latter.   There is an advice section on how to apologize for saying something racist. And how to apologize for Tweeting a picture of your penis to a girl who is not your girlfriend. How to cope if you get caught for a DUI. What to do if you get caught cheating? &amp;quot;Show vulnerability. Keep her in the room.&amp;quot;   And other misc. Esquire revelations: &amp;quot;Fast cars are fun to drive, which makes them fun to write about, which makes them fun to read about.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Drinking is fun.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Sex sells.&amp;quot; And our personal favorite: &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;d been preparing to drop acid by reading Carlos Casteneda.&amp;quot;   Follow Anna on Twitter.  Image via Esquire "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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