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"Had iconic 20th century anthropologist Margaret Meade done fieldwork in cuddling, these are probably the conclusions she would come to also. Just saying. As a single girl, getting used to dudes&amp;#x27; varied cuddle techniques can be a little exhausting, especially if you&amp;#x27;re the type who reads into everything. But you&amp;#x27;re in luck, ladies, because I&amp;#x27;ve done it for you. Spooning with one arm stretched straight out. Ugh. It really should be under you, right? This guy isn&amp;#x27;t a real man. Real men are OK with morning arm numbness. Spooning with one arm trapped under you. Hahaha, sucker! Now go make me a quesadilla. On your sides, face-to-face. Is what love looks like, right? I feel like it is. I hope you&amp;#x27;re chewing gum. On top of you. This guy means well, but he&amp;#x27;s sort of crushing your windpipe, but you sort of like it? Resting his head on your shoulder and/or other body parts. &amp;quot;Be my mom.&amp;quot; Especially bad if he&amp;#x27;s resting on the clavicle area. Run. Underneath you, with you face-up on top of him. As in, you&amp;#x27;re both facing the ceiling. Depending on your state of undress, this guy has watched too many European art house movies. Underneath you, with you face-down on top of him. A classic. I have nothing negative to say about this. While eating a sandwich. See above. On the floor. &amp;quot;I&amp;#x27;m drunk.&amp;quot; On the opposite side of the bed. &amp;quot;Please let me go.&amp;quot; On the couch. &amp;quot;Please let me go.&amp;quot; Chained to the radiator. &amp;quot;Please let me go.&amp;quot; Do you agree with my assessment? What does your guy&amp;#x27;s cuddling style say about him? More on cuddling: *"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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