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"Jewelry commercials are generally a little painful for several reasons: the cheese factor, the gender stereotypes, the annoying tag lines, to name a few. So it&amp;#x27;s no surprise that one of our favorite funnywomen, Amy Schumer, made a parody of them, and it&amp;#x27;s definitely no surprise that it manages to successfully and hilariously mock the elements of a typical jewelry commercial while making a pretty painfully-funny-&amp;#x27;cause-it&amp;#x27;s-true observation about dating a particular type of commitment-phobe. Observe, the Stolen Years Collection: Inside Amy SchumerGet More: Comedy Central,Funny Videos,Funny TV Shows Obviously, from the black-and-white shots of the hot girl next door romping around in her guy&amp;#x27;s shirt to the dramatically whispered phrases, this totally nails the semi-ridiculous feel of a jewelry commercial. And DeFears? Lolololol forever. But more to the point, I feel like the concept of &amp;quot;stolen years&amp;quot;&amp;amp;#8212;the time you spent with that guy who probably never had any intention of committing to you&amp;amp;#8212;hits pretty close to home for some of us. Of course, I don&amp;#x27;t advocate for feeling like your years were stolen or wasted on a relationship that didn&amp;#x27;t ultimately work out. The rational side of me says that you learn a lot about yourself and about how to have a good relationship from the ones that don&amp;#x27;t end well. On the other hand, the side of me that spent the better part of my years from age 22 to 30 with one guy only to find myself single and feeling the old biological clock ticking? I can admit that side of me is screaming, &amp;quot;Give me back my time!&amp;quot; I&amp;#x27;ll calm that side down after she lets off some steam. Do you ever feel like you wasted (or were robbed of) time with a guy who wasn&amp;#x27;t ready for more? Or do you have a more relaxed attitude about a relationship that didn&amp;#x27;t work out? Have you ever been the one stringing someone along for more time to decide? "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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