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"It's boring, it's long, and it's (almost always) wrong. So why put yourself through the torture this Sunday night? We offer more than a few reasons to actually tune in to the Oscars this year. Note: Billy Crystal ain't one of 'em"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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