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"Happy Monday STF readers! Did you catch January Jones as Grace Kelly in the Rear Window skit on Saturday Night Live this weekend? It might seem strange to ask about your TV watching habits here on a fashion blog but stay with me&amp;amp;#8212;and watch the skit now if you haven&amp;#x27;t seen it yet&amp;amp;#8212;because then this new, totally wild fashion gadget might make some sense! Kudos to you if you could watch that super-embarrassing skit all the way through without blushing (or changing the channel)! And now, allow me to introduce you to something that deserves its very own SNL faux-mercial. Enter, the Subtle Butt--a.k.a. the toot &amp;quot;patch&amp;quot; (I&amp;#x27;m sorry, there&amp;#x27;s just no other way to say it!). It&amp;#x27;s sort of gross (OK, RIDICULOUSLY gross), but after seeing that SNL skit this weekend, I just had to share! The folks at Solutions that Stick dreamed up this little black square patch (that you see in the picture below) that&amp;#x27;s apparently loaded with active carbon, that claims to &amp;quot;take the P.U. out of putrid&amp;quot;. Yes, you stick it to the inside of your underwear or pants, and yes, it does what you think it does. But most importantly, no, I didn&amp;#x27;t test them (maybe January Jones as Grace Kelly could&amp;#x27;ve for us)?! I hate to admit it, but I&amp;#x27;m kind of curious to find out if they actually work! Now before you run for the hills, thinking that we&amp;#x27;ve totally lost it here on STF, let me point out another non-scary fashion fix from Solutions that Stick: As you can see from this Operation-like press kit, they&amp;#x27;ve created a solution for a whole slew of wardrobe malfunctions including... White Collar Grime: A white, cloth-like adhesive strip that lines the inside of your collar or shirt to prevent makeup from ruining your clothing. Pocksie Temporary Sticky Pocket: This was so genius I had to test it out (it worked!). It&amp;#x27;s not wide enough to fit a blackberry, but it fit my cell phone, credit card, and money--all you need for a night out! Ok, now for the (fun) part you&amp;#x27;ve been waiting for: What&amp;#x27;s your first reaction to all these wacky fashion fixes? Think you&amp;#x27;d ever try the Subtle Butt liners? (Especially if you had um, the same nervous reaction as January&amp;#x27;s character in the skit?) Do you think anyone would? Is this or is this not the craziest fashion gadget you&amp;#x27;ve ever heard of!? If you like this kind of stuff then you&amp;#x27;re gonna love these OMG finds: Found: The Perfect Stuff-In-Your-Purse Flats What Has Your Bra Done For You Lately? Your Style Problems, Solved: Tips and Tricks for Pulling Off the Statement Necklace"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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