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"Jathan Muhar knows exactly what he wants to be when he grows up. \nThe adorable student recently graduated from preschool, and upon receiving his diploma, proudly waltzed up to the mic. \nSee also: 21 Inspirational Yearbook Quotes That Prove the Children Are Our Future\n\"I'm Jathan Muhar, and I want to be Batman,\" he announced.\nBravo, Jathan. We're sure you'd make a better Batman than Ben Affleck, too.\nBONUS: 10 Hilarious Graduation Speeches That Won't Put You to Sleep \n\n\nFunny Graduation Speeches\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n1. Stephen Colbert delivers a hilarious guest speech to University of Virginia's class of 2013.\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, University of Virginia\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n2. Neil DeGrasse Tyson begs Mount Holyoke College for help.\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, mountholyokenews\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n3. A student cracks jokes during East Jessamine High School's graduation in 2008.\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, tyyoung86\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n4. Rundle College valedictorian Evan Biberdorf entertains the class of 2013.\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, BBsDoingNothing\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n5. Lance Jabr turned his speech into a musical about high school struggles in 2008.\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, cjarnesen\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n6. Ralf Wyn references Weezy within the first minute of his 2008 speech.\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, JustCallMeMrRight\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n7. PECI valedictorian Henry Goddard makes fun of his 2010 graduation date, teachers and fellow students.\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, Henry Goddard\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n8. Heather McPherson wins over the Whitney High School crowd in 2010 with a witty speech.\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, 1955drm\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n9. Sacha Baron Cohen plays his character  \"Ali G\" at a 2004 Harvard graduation.\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, pimpontheroad\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n10. West Hall High School's 2010 valedictorian Carl Aquino compares college to a Rubik's Cube.\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, Neel Sharma\n\n\n\n\n"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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