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"\n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\n1. Big hats They understand certain smaller hats like beanies or baseball caps. Those are functional pieces that guys wear too. But throw a big floppy brim into the equation and they're completely lost. (Don't even get them started on fascinators!)\n\nFREE PEOPLE, $582. Bags bigger than a lunchbox Guys have pockets, so bags in general seem unnecessary to them, but big bags, especially full ones, are a complete mystery. At least, they figure, with a bag that big you can carry around some of their stuff too.ASOS, $1043. Boxy tops They can sort of appreciate it if you wear it with something short or tight, but really anything that doesn't show off your body leaves them scratching their heads.ALICE + OLIVIA, $1764. Designer basics Ever tried to explain the difference between a $95 white T-shirt from Vince and one you buy in a pack of three from the drug store? You might as well try to explain long division to a cactus. \n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\nVINCE, $955. Fancy sweat pants You would scream at them if they tried to wear sweats out on a date. Why is it OK for you? They're convinced that there is a double standard at work here.  The same thing goes for fancy silk pajamas as an outfit.\n\nVINCE, $2256. Complicated prints Guys like prints they can name: stripes, florals, plaids, polka dots. If they don't know what to call it they reject it outright. PETER PILOTTO FOR TARGET, $507. Sheer fabrics They like that it's see through, but they'd rather that it just wasn't there at all. SWELL, $458. Statement jewelry That necklace is really distracting from your cleavage.ACCESSORIZE, $56\n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\n9. Blingie denim Why do you need crystals on everything? Why not just denim? It 's not natural! Is that evening denim? Sparkle is a nighttime thing, right?MLLE MADEMOISELLE, $13010. Leather pants It's not that they don't like them \u2014 tight, black, leather, what's not to like? They just don't understand why you need them so much.\n\nGUESS BY MARCIANO, $32811. Jumpsuits Really anything one-piece with a crotch is confusing to them: jumpsuits, overalls, rompers. Are you a house painter? Why can't you just wear a dress? BCBGMAXAZRIA, $36812. High heels that hurt your feet Why don't you just take them off if they hurt so much? Besides, that pair of oxfords he has to wear at work sometimes are uncomfortable too, but you don't hear him complaining about it.JEFFREY CAMPBELL, $15513. Oxfords Those are their shoes. Why are you always trying to take their stuff? You have your own stuff. Girl stuff. How would you feel if he started wearing your dresses?\n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\nYESSTYLE, $18714. Midi skirts Anything below the knee that's not a pair of pants seems ludicrous.\n\nCHARLES HENRY, $15415. Ruffles It just seems like an awful lot of fabric. Why can't you just wear a bandage dress? Those they love. And tank tops. Tank top bandage dresses! Done!ROBERT RODRIGUEZ, $54516. High-waisted shorts Any waistline that doesn't require a bikini wax looks like a diaper to them. FOREVER 21, $1617. Drop-crotch pants Again, diaper?G-STAR RAW, $190\n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\n18. Cat graphics Cats in general are a problem. \"They don't even do anything,\" they say. But cats on a T-shirt? You're crazy. Really any animal graphic that's not a leopard print on a crop top is probably going to be a problem for them.NEW LOOK, $1319. Cool stuff that used to be uncool They get cool in like the rock-n-roll sense of the word \u2014 band tees, high-heeled boots, leather jackets \u2014 but Christmas sweaters? Fanny packs?  No way. The most you can hope for is that they get on board because they think you're being ironic.\n\nONE BY ERIN DANA, $18720. Fringe Why would you want your clothes to move that much? Are you a hippie now? Is this about the Coachella?BLU PEPPER, $38Do you have a question for Cosmopolitan.com's Style Editor, Charles Manning? Submit it here or tweet him @charlesemanning. Happy dressing!RELATED LINKS:7 Common Misconceptions About Shopping for Jeans6 Super Simple Ways to Master Color Mixing10 Awesome Ways to Pair Sneakers With Skirts and DressesHow To Score a Great LBD for Under $50Are Nude Pantyhose a Thing Again?Follow Charles on Twitter.     Photo Credit: Getty Images    "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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