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"I know how much you Smitteners love your fellas, but when you spend that much time with a person, you inevitably get into the dumbest fights, right? It&amp;#39;s one of the few annoying things about being in a couple.\nPinterestFacebookNo you did NOT just say I&amp;#39;m too old to like the new Justin Bieber song.\nObviously over the course of a long-term relationship, all couples will have some serious fights, but that&amp;#39;s too depressing to talk about today. Instead, let&amp;#39;s just talk about all the little, silly, sometimes utterly ridiculous arguments that couples get in--possibly up to 300 times a year!-- because those do end up being pretty hilarious once you calm down.\nI asked some of my friends to tell me the absolute dumbest thing they have fought about with their boyfriends/husbands, and between us, here are a few examples of things we have actually gotten into arguments over, generally resulting in a least one solid hour of pouty silence, if not worse:\nWhich one of them has to deal with two minute task of calling the Thai place to order Drunk Man noodles.\nHow annoying it is that they have to buy side tables big enough to accommodate all his sleeping accessories.\nWhich subway will get them home the fastest.\nHer habit of doing crossword puzzles in bed, thereby sometimes staining the sheets with ink. (This woman is just waiting for her Sexiest Woman Alive award, and also is me.)\nThat time she came home to find he&amp;#39;d eaten the chocolate bar she&amp;#39;d been saving for PMS times.\nExactly where the contact cases in the bathroom should be stored.\nHow runny the egg yolks could be, which ended with her trashing the eggs and making a semi-serious threat of divorce. The teller of this tale would like me to caution that she&amp;#39;s not actually crazy or strangely picky about eggs, she is pregnant.\nAck, so ridiculous. But at least you can always laugh over them later, plus....make up sex.\nWhat&amp;#39;s the dumbest fight you and your guy have ever had? Do you have certain little things that always make you mad? And then how do you make up when it&amp;#39;s over?\nThem&amp;#39;s fighting words:\n10 Things He&amp;#39;s Thinking When You Guys Fight\nFighting Words: The Most Annoying Thing To Say (Or Hear!)\nWho Instigates More Fights: You or Your Guy?\nh6&amp;gt;Photo: Thinkstock"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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