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" Published in the May 2013 issue Esquire sex columnist Stacey Grenrock Woods is reprising her role as Trisha Thoon on the new season of Arrested Development. She graciously offered a few spoilers: The banana stand is a sled. George Sr. plays topless ping-pong with a handsome doctor. Lucille adopts the kid who shot Omar. The kid who shot Omar also shot J. R. Gob brings Lady Sybil back to life in the Aztec Tomb. Tony Soprano plays another Journey song and then something by Warrant. Bruce Willis has been dead the whole time. Sergeant Brody is actually Cat Stevens. The narrator turns out to be Ron Howard. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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