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"FacebookPinterest\n\n According to Politico, the Republican National Committee will announce later today that it has selected Tampa, Florida, as the site of the party\u2019s 2012 presidential nominating convention. The selection makes perfect sense because the RNC is totally down with expensing lap dances and, in the words of noted urban planner Chris Rock, Tampa is the &amp;quot;strip club capital of the world.&amp;quot; This city of 341,000 is home to 30 gentleman\u2019s clubs (including Mons Venus, which is so notorious that it has an entry in Wikipedia). &amp;quot;That\u2019s roughly one per 11,300 residents,&amp;quot; according to the St. Petersburg Times\u2019 calculus, &amp;quot;among the highest rates nationwide.&amp;quot; What could go wrong?\n\nBefore the Grand Old Party heads down, we thought we\u2019d offer a helping hand to the likes of John Ensign, Mark Sanford, and all the other junketeers looking for a good time by outlining for them the city\u2019s &amp;quot;six foot rule.&amp;quot; Luckily, this rule was not too strictly enforced at 2009\u2019s Super Bowl. But just in case the Tampa police force decides to crack down on handsy delegates, the ordinance reads as follows:\n\nSec. 14-148. Prohibited activities:\n(a) No person within an adult use shall, within six (6) feet of another person, display or expose any specified anatomical area or engage in any specified sexual activity, provided, however, that this provision shall not apply to prevent:(1) Adult use employees or entertainers at an adult use from using dressing room facilities that are not accessible or viewable by patrons or the public and so long as such use does not include the intentional touching of the specified anatomical area of another person or such persons engaging in any specified sexual activity; or(2) Any person from using bathroom facilities within an adult use so long as such use does not include the intentional touching of the specified anatomical areas of another person or such persons engaging in any specified sexual activity.(b) No person who owns or operates an adult use shall knowingly, or with reason to know, permit, suffer or allow any violation of subsection (a) above.&amp;gt;\n\nIn other words\u2014to quote Chris Rock again\u2014there is no sex in the champagne room. Have fun, guys!"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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