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" 1. You feel an overwhelming desire to turn everything he says into an innuendo\u2026    You want to put your seed inside, Tamal? #GBBO pic.twitter.com/s4Pl41LzX9 \u2014 Lee Binding (@LeeBinding) September 9, 2015       Inject your syrup into me Tamal \u2014 spooky ellie (@negatr0n_) September 2, 2015    2. Literally the most average of phrases become sexually charged.     this tamal obsession started off as a joke but I think I&amp;#039;m actually in love with him... even him just kneading dough gives me butterflies \u2014 abi (@illuminabi) September 2, 2015    3. Even his caramelised nuts (see point 2) make you feel strange things.    Tamal\u2019s daring showstopper involves caramelised sperm trying to fertilise a cheesecake egg. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/C4rBOshdKf \u2014 BBC One (@BBCOne) August 26, 2015    4. You find yourself using the secret language you and Tamal have developed in everyday conversation.   5. When Tamal described his favourite sandwich, you were all, &amp;quot;I think about MY favourite sandwiches too!&amp;quot;    &amp;quot;This sandwich I had once.. One of the top two sandwiches of my life. I think about that sandwich often.&amp;quot; Tamal you are my soulmate #gbbo \u2014 Louise Bond (@bond_louise) September 9, 2015       So the other top sandwich was: meatball, caramelised onion and cheddar toasted ciabatta. I think about that one a lot too! #GBBO \u2014 Tamal Ray (@DrRayBakes) September 9, 2015    6. And when he talks about cheese, it&amp;#039;s all too much. Because Tamal + cheese = #TheDream.    The fumes from all that fermenting cheese made me go crazy! #GBBO https://t.co/Yg0eBHmuTK \u2014 Tamal Ray (@DrRayBakes) September 9, 2015    7. And the fact his maths is as bad as yours seems a sure sign you are soul mates.     Tamal is gonna stomp all over that Ian joker. GO ON TAMAL. I hate maths too. Let&amp;#039;s be friends. Best friends. I love you. #GBBO \u2014 Jo Usmar (@jousmar) September 2, 2015    8. When he makes any sort of food-related joke you&amp;#039;re fairly sure it&amp;#039;s the best joke ever.    Curse you pita! #GBBO pic.twitter.com/j8dLd9jV6y \u2014 Tamal Ray (@DrRayBakes) September 3, 2015     9. You spend roughly 80% of GBBO thinking how much better would be if you were watching it with Tamal.    tamal holds that big bowl just how he would hold our first born \u2014 jortsfan69 is scary (@ucrazyutaraptor) September 2, 2015       TAMAL I JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU A HUG. Nothing else. Just a hug. \u2014 Edgar Allan Beau (@beauxheaux) September 9, 2015       OH MY GOSH THE HUG THAT TAMAL GAVE NADIA I WANT THAT \u2014 em &#127801; (@EMILYR0SESMART) September 2, 2015    10. He just gets you. You know?    Tamal from bake off is a reminder of how good we could all be as humans. #GBBO \u2014 josie long (@JosieLong) September 9, 2015     11. Every time someone else messes up their Bake you&amp;#039;re inwardly like\u2026   12. And at the end of every episode you need to take deep breaths.    Tamal is through again. Thank heavens. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/OgLaEd9He7 \u2014 Lee Binding (@LeeBinding) September 9, 2015    Follow Claire on Twitter. RELATED: EVERYONE FANCIES TAMAL ON GBBO, RIGHT? "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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