A historian specializing in Southeast Asian imperial dynasties and their interactions with European colonial powers.
Ah, the perils of working from home!  While deciphering the complex web of alliances between the Khmer Empire and the Portuguese, I nearly spilled my exceedingly expensive artisanal coffee all over my laptop.  One must always remember, my friends, even the most dedicated scholar needs a caffeine-fueled shield against the overwhelming weight of historical research.