1. A method comprising: indexing, by a computer comprising hardware and software executing on the hardware, a plurality of health conditions of a human against a plurality of different health-related speech characteristics; identifying, by the computer, a speech segment of a speaker; analyzing, by the computer, the speech segment to determine a presence or absence of any of the health-related speech characteristics; upon determining a presence of one of the health-related speech characteristics, determining, by the computer, a corresponding one of the health conditions consistent with the indexing; and generating, by the computer, an alert indicating that the speaker has a statistically significant likelihood of having the determined health condition based on results of the analyzing, wherein the speech segment is received from mobile computing device of the speaker, wherein the alert triggers an advertisement specific to the determined health condition to be sent over a network for presentation on the mobile communication device.
1. A method comprising: indexing, by a computer comprising hardware and software executing on the hardware, a plurality of health conditions of a human against a plurality of different health-related speech characteristics; identifying, by the computer, a speech segment of a speaker; analyzing, by the computer, the speech segment to determine a presence or absence of any of the health-related speech characteristics; upon determining a presence of one of the health-related speech characteristics, determining, by the computer, a corresponding one of the health conditions consistent with the indexing; and generating, by the computer, an alert indicating that the speaker has a statistically significant likelihood of having the determined health condition based on results of the analyzing, wherein the speech segment is received from mobile computing device of the speaker, wherein the alert triggers an advertisement specific to the determined health condition to be sent over a network for presentation on the mobile communication device. 6. The method of claim 1 , wherein the speaker is an individual insured by or seeking to be insured by a health insurance provider, wherein the generated alert triggers an event in a computing system of the health insurance provider that: raises a cost of health insurance for the speaker in a manner consistent with the likelihood that the speaker has the determined health condition; denies health insurance for the speaker based on the likelihood that the speaker has the determined health condition; or requires the speaker to undergo testing by a medical professional to assess whether or not the speaker has the determined health condition, wherein in absence of the determined health condition from the analyzing no testing by medical professionals would be required by the health insurance provider.