14. A non-transitory, tangible computer readable storage medium, encoded with processor readable instructions to perform a method for generating computer responses to external communications, the method comprising: identifying one or more sequences of characters in an incoming electronic message entering a private network, the sequence representing an idea; parsing the characters into words and symbols; assigning a score to each of the words; identifying certain of the words as belonging to specific parts of speech; calculating a total of the scores assigned to each of the words in the idea where two words having a dependency between a verb and a direct object are assigned higher scores; determining a sentiment of the electronic message based on the scores; storing the sentiment in a database residing on a memory device; associating the sentiment with a personality profile; generating an outgoing message in response to the incoming message that is automatically tailored to the sentiment.
14. A non-transitory, tangible computer readable storage medium, encoded with processor readable instructions to perform a method for generating computer responses to external communications, the method comprising: identifying one or more sequences of characters in an incoming electronic message entering a private network, the sequence representing an idea; parsing the characters into words and symbols; assigning a score to each of the words; identifying certain of the words as belonging to specific parts of speech; calculating a total of the scores assigned to each of the words in the idea where two words having a dependency between a verb and a direct object are assigned higher scores; determining a sentiment of the electronic message based on the scores; storing the sentiment in a database residing on a memory device; associating the sentiment with a personality profile; generating an outgoing message in response to the incoming message that is automatically tailored to the sentiment. 17. The non-transitory, tangible computer readable storage medium of claim 14 , wherein scores are totaled across two or more ideas.