1. A method of simulating communication on a mobile communications device, said method comprising: providing at least one pre-programmed conversational script on a storage device, wherein said storage device comprises at least one or more of a local storage device and a remote storage device, and wherein said at least one pre-programmed conversational script comprises intervals whereby playing of said at least one pre-programmed conversational script simulates a real-life conversation; selecting said at least one pre-programmed conversational script for playback on said mobile communications device at one or more of a predetermined time, a random time, and at an occurrence of an emergency; receiving an incoming communications alert on said mobile communications device, wherein said alert is preconfigured from one or more of a telephone ringtone, a beep/tone, and a vibration alert; reciting the selected at least one pre-programmed conversational script from said storage device on said mobile communications device upon responding to said incoming communications alert; and simulating an authentic conversation through said mobile communications device using said at least one pre-programmed conversational script, wherein a user of said mobile communications device is aware that the conversation script is pre-programmed on said storage device.
1. A method of simulating communication on a mobile communications device, said method comprising: providing at least one pre-programmed conversational script on a storage device, wherein said storage device comprises at least one or more of a local storage device and a remote storage device, and wherein said at least one pre-programmed conversational script comprises intervals whereby playing of said at least one pre-programmed conversational script simulates a real-life conversation; selecting said at least one pre-programmed conversational script for playback on said mobile communications device at one or more of a predetermined time, a random time, and at an occurrence of an emergency; receiving an incoming communications alert on said mobile communications device, wherein said alert is preconfigured from one or more of a telephone ringtone, a beep/tone, and a vibration alert; reciting the selected at least one pre-programmed conversational script from said storage device on said mobile communications device upon responding to said incoming communications alert; and simulating an authentic conversation through said mobile communications device using said at least one pre-programmed conversational script, wherein a user of said mobile communications device is aware that the conversation script is pre-programmed on said storage device. 8. The method of claim 1 , further comprising displaying said at least one pre-programmed conversational script on a screen display of said mobile communications device, wherein the displayed script is viewable only by a user of said mobile communications device.