22. The computer readable medium of claim 17 , wherein the consistent speech includes less than all of the one or more inconsistent components in the human speech.
17. A non-transitory computer readable medium for storing a computer program executable by a processor in a portable computing device for providing consistent speech, wherein the portable computing device includes an audio processing component coupled with an audio input device, the computer readable medium comprising: computer code for receiving human speech at the audio input device, the human speech including one or more inconsistent components; computer code for converting the human speech into consistent speech, including: computer code for converting the human speech to text; and computer code for converting the text directly to consistent speech based at least in part on a text to speech protocol that renders at least one of the one or more inconsistent components consistent, wherein the one or more inconsistent components include varying speech patterns or speech artifacts; and computer code for passing the consistent speech to an output device.