1. An assessment and notification system, comprising: at least one communications interface: a processor communicably coupled to the at least one communications interface; and at least one nontransitory storage communicably coupled to the processor and containing processor-readable, machine-executable instructions that, when executed by the processor, cause the at least one processor to provide an assessment and notification system, and which further cause the processor to: receive respective vehicle operational values from a plurality of transducers for at least a first vehicle, the vehicle operational values specifying operational values for a plurality of at least one of functions or subsystems of at least the first vehicle over time; determine a serviceable condition based at least on the vehicle operational values; access a set of user preference information which identifies a set of devices for use in communicating with at least one of an owner or a driver of the vehicle; identify one or more devices logically associated with at least one of the vehicle or an individual logically associated with the vehicle based at least in part on the set of user preference information; for each of at least one of the identified devices, format at least one instance of a service alert based on at least one characteristic of the respective at least one of the identified devices; and transmit the formatted instances of the service alert to the at least one of the identified devices.