1. A method for telephonic sales order processing, the method steps comprising: establishing a call connection with a called party; playing a recorded greeting over the call connection; monitoring a vocal response of a called party; repeating the recorded greeting, if the monitored vocal response does not match a user-defined expected quantity; identifying the meaning of the vocal response of the called party substituting responses with a default response if the responses can not be verified; playing a recording in response to the vocal response of the called party; repeating the recording if an audible interruption occurs before the playing of the recording is completed; and storing the vocal response on a non-transitory computer-readable medium using a computer.