1. A method for automated intelligent advertising on wearable network devices, comprising: receiving a message for a target alphanumeric identifier on a cloud advertising application on a cloud server network device with one or more processors from a wearable application on a wearable network device with one or more processors via a cloud communications network, comprising: one or more public communication networks, one or more private networks, one or more community networks or one or more hybrid networks; wherein the wearable network device is wearable on a person or an animal, wherein the wearable network device can contact the cloud server network device from anywhere on the cloud computing network and wherein the target alphanumeric identifier is used to connect the wearable network device to a desired network device anywhere on the cloud communications network; determining on the cloud advertising application on the cloud server network device whether the received target alphanumeric identifier is valid and allows a connection to the desired network service, and if not, retrieving on the cloud advertising application on the cloud server network device a pre-determined advertisement or dynamically generating an advertisement stored in a cloud storage object based on the received target alphanumeric identifier; and sending a return message from the cloud advertisement application on the cloud server network device to the wearable application on wearable network device via the cloud communications network, wherein the return message includes a notification that an attempt to connect to the desired network services has failed and also includes electronic advertising information that allows the wearable application on the wearable network device to view and display the retrieved pre-determined advertisement or the dynamically generated advertisement and make a selection input to automatically connect to another network device associated with the retrieved pre-determined or dynamically generated advertisement to obtain additional electronic advertising information.