1. A novelty kit for humorously and symbolically coping with a scenario in which a person's spouse attempts to dispose of the person by utilizing any one of a plurality of person disposal scenarios including a first disposal scenario and a second disposal scenario, comprising: a receptacle; a first miniaturized object which is thematically linked to the first disposal scenario and which first miniaturized object fits into the receptacle; and a second miniaturized object which is thematically linked to the second disposal scenario and which second miniaturized object fits into the receptacle; first indicia disposed in the receptacle identifying the first miniaturized object as being thematically linked to the first scenario; second indicia disposed in the receptacle identifying the second miniaturized object as being thematically linked to the second scenario; first instructions for using the first miniaturized object in a way that is pertinent to the first scenario; and second instructions for using the second miniaturized object in a way that is pertinent to the second scenario.