title: IIS + PHP + MySQL returns 500 - Internal server error
body: <p>We're building a new server and using IIS 7. PHP pages a served just fine and dandy, but the second we use any code to access a MySQL database, the page hangs for a good minute and serves the following error:</p>
  
  <pre><code>Server Error
  
  500 - Internal server error.
  There is a problem with the resource you are looking for, and it cannot be displayed.
  </code></pre>
  
  <p>Our database.php config file is configured correctly, so I can't figure out what might be doing this. MySQL seems to be properly installed as well.</p>
  
  <p>Any ideas? Googling hasn't lead me anywhere useful.</p>