title: Processing English Statements
body: <p>Any recommendations for languages/libraries to convert sentence like:</p>
  
  <blockquote>
    <p>"X bumped Y, who in turn kicked Z."</p>
  </blockquote>
  
  <p>to</p>
  
  <ol>
  <li>X: Bumped</li>
  <li>Y: Was bumped, kicked Z</li>
  </ol>