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In _Watamote_ Episode 10, Tomoko comes back to school to find out that her
seat has been changed, she gets a little agitated and says this (well
according to the subs, that is):

> I have to sit here for the whole goddamn second term? Fuck me with a
> chainsaw dildo!

Now, I can't really Read/Write Japanese or even understand it, but I'm not
quite sure that she is actually saying that. **_Is she?_**

[![Fuck me with a chainsaw
dildo](https://i.stack.imgur.com/NkmnL.png)](https://i.stack.imgur.com/NkmnL.png)


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Is this the correct translation of what Tomoko is saying?


Considering that [there's a version on
Youtube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmtkbo2QJ7Y) floating around of that
very opening...I doubt that.

While I don't speak fluent Japanese, it's pretty clear that the word "stress"
as well as the word for "stomach" are said, so the above video is likely
closer to reality.

But that picture? Not a chance. It was probably a liberty taken on part of the
translator to include some emphasis of the situation.


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The Japanese is:

> ニ学期ずっとこの席だと？ストレスで胃が蜂の巣になる！

More or less literally,

> I have to sit here for all of second term? The stress will turn my stomach
> into a beehive [i.e. thing with many holes]!

The subtitles you have there are from [Commie]; their subtitles for Watamote
were edited by one of their more, um, liberal editors.


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