What is this crazy guy shouting?


_**Note:** I understand the risk that this question might be considered "too
localized". However, my hope in asking isn't just to translate this one
instance, but to use it as an exploration of how and why standard Japanese
words can get modified by a native speaker so as to deviate so far from the
textbook that they become unparsable to a learner._

One thing I find somewhat frustrating about my level of Japanese is that my
ability to understand people rapidly drops off the more they add character to
what they say.

So, for example, I can't understand the crazy rantings of a man who, for some
reason, is walking down the street shouting at the top of his lungs.

Which is what I encountered today when walking through Aoyama Ichome. The guy,
who didn't look particularly crazy, was walking along, shouting at the top of
his lungs to no one in particular.

It frustrated me that I couldn't understand him. He rolled his Rs too much,
shortened his words, and possibly used slang I didn't get. At one point (not
in the recording), I made out the words `娘【むすめ】(daughter)`, and `ですか`. That
was it, though.

I followed behind him for a bit and recorded him using Soundcloud, [which you
can listen to here](http://soundcloud.com/ebisudave/sounds-from-monday-
afternoon). The sound quality is better than I expected, but still a little
quiet.

However, I know that in English I would be able to cut through the noise and
make out what he says. In Japanese, I can't parse his words.

Can anyone make out what he is saying, and in addition offer some analysis of
the types of modifications that make his words so hard to parse?




It sounds like this person is suffering from hallucination, or he is reading
an avant‐garde poem. Can't pick all. phirru's comment on the audio is overall
wrong. It may be a political protest, but there are parts that are clearly not
serious, like `うなぎの遊園地`.

> まだ済んでねえんだよ。[...]
> 馬鹿野郎が。あ?青山の御本堂。うなぎの遊園地。檻から散歩してんのか？ケンジタカノ。等々力で御長女がそうして[...]したんだよ。なー。何のあれしたんだよ？

  * `ケンジタカノ` is either a name `タカノケンジ` (unknown how it is written) read in first name- family name order, or is a `検事` named `タカノ`.
  * `あれする` is a typical phrase mainly used when you cannot phrase your thoughts immediately, similar to the English `you know, ...`.




It sounds like this person is suffering from hallucination, or he is reading
an avant‐garde poem. Can't pick all. phirru's comment on the audio is overall
wrong. It may be a political protest, but there are parts that are clearly not
serious, like `うなぎの遊園地`.

> まだ済んでねえんだよ。[...]
> 馬鹿野郎が。あ?青山の御本堂。うなぎの遊園地。檻から散歩してんのか？ケンジタカノ。等々力で御長女がそうして[...]したんだよ。なー。何のあれしたんだよ？

  * `ケンジタカノ` is either a name `タカノケンジ` (unknown how it is written) read in first name- family name order, or is a `検事` named `タカノ`.
  * `あれする` is a typical phrase mainly used when you cannot phrase your thoughts immediately, similar to the English `you know, ...`.

