Fun with particles - making a sentence that uses as many as 'em


Let's have some fun with particles! Create a sentence using as many particles
as you can. Rules:

  1. The sentence can combine any number of clauses or ideas but it must be meaningful (i.e. no gibberish) and should be using standard Japanese (i.e. no slang).
  2. Each entry will be given a score based on how many unique usages of particles; 1 point per particle. No point is given to repeated particles unless they are used for different roles, for example using one から for denoting reason and another for denoting origin of movement give 2 points. Please count the score and include it in your entry (also recommended if you can bold/highlight the particles that you count).
  3. Compound particles (では, でも, のに etc) are considered different particles from their atomic particles as long as their roles are clearly distinct from the latter. A counter-example would be something like "X からの Y" where the からの is simply から + の particles.
  4. Sentences that simply list down all the particles do not qualify as "meaningful".
  5. One entry per answer, please.

NB: Dear moderators, please make this into CW. On whether this kind of
question is allowable or not, please discuss in [this meta
discussion](https://japanese.meta.stackexchange.com/questions/373/should-for-
fun-game-trivia-questions-be-allowed). To all, let's refrain from voting
up/down in here until this becomes CW, just to not disturb the rep points ;)




**25**

(Some repeated particles have different roles.)

I added some unnecessary 「、」 to make the sentence a little more readable.

> 猫 **や** 犬 **などと** 言う **のは** 「ペット」と英語 **で** 呼ばれる **けど** 、僕 **の** 家 **に**
> はそんな動物 **が** いない **ので** 、 **なんか** 寂しい感じがする **が** 、お父さんは僕 **に** 「毎日家 **から**
> 出て、学校 **へ** 行く **なら** 、友達 **と** 遊べることができる **のさ** 」と言われて、キャンディー **を** もらう
> **と** 、すぐ嬉しくなる **わよね** 。

や, など, と, の, は, で, けど, の, に, が, ので, なんか, が, に, から, へ, なら, と, の、 さ, を, と, わ, よ,
ね

Obviously this can be longer but my imagination is limited.

