* On cover:  Topical comic songa nd refrain. Introduced with great success by the writers, Horwitz &amp; Bowers.  Cover includes photograph of Chas. Horwitz and Frederick V. Bowers.
<ul><li>Summary:  A man goes to a ballroom dance, and though he dances properly, he'd rather see a kootchy kootchy dance; A woman in the morning does not consider it proper to be underdressed, but an evening gown can have less clothing; a father with a baby boy wishes for a girl, but is suprised when his wife delivers triplets. The chorus tells how such paradoxes can not be explained.</li>
<li>Dealer's stamp on cover at bottom center:  Hitchcock, 7 Barclay St., N.Y.</li>
<li>Statement of responsibility : words by Chas. Horwitz ; music by Fred. Bowers.</li></ul>
Scan by NYPL
1896
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