text:  bar Lincoln likes he calls it the snack bar and he's called it that for as long as he's been old enough to talk like on the way to Ohio when you stop at the gas station we go to the snack bar you get whatever the hell you know processed ridiculousness they're serving it's always great it always works and then we drive over to Ohio so our Christmas completes in Ohio it starts in New York it middles somewhere on Long Island at my cousin's house and then it ends at Ohio so our Christmas Day is a marathon oh yeah