text:  According to this columnist, Lily herself, a bubbly, beautiful, articulate, and immaculately mannered girl, chatters on and on in exactly the same perky tone as she did about her family Christmas or her beloved dog Maggie, about how she graduated from posting sneaky peeks to full-blown porn on her hugely lucrative OnlyFans account, how she earns over six figures a month and employs eight staff, all women, and how the only way to achieve the thousand will be with a human conveyor belt.