 My wife's like, how old is he? He looks like he's 16. He had his cool dreads under his hat, glasses on. She's like, he looks like a high school kid. I'm like, not far off. Like the opposite Greg Oden. That's not true because high school kids look like alpaca boys. That is true. Broccoli heads. Alex, the second overall pick was brought to tears, but that's because he found out he had to play for the Wizards.