 I don't use straws because I hate sea turtles. I smash sea turtles with a baseball bat because I hate sea turtles. Because I hate straws. Wait, now we're talking about turtles and straws. Sea turtles. Oh, have you seen the video where they're pulling the straw out of a... That's why straws became so bad a little while ago. Oh. I don't think they still are. It was like Kony 2012, you know. I was thinking about the robot chicken skit where they...