 But yesterday, we got another piece of breaking news, another piece of drama, another slice of, oh, my God, what's happening pie, as we find out that on the 4th of July, directly against Nathan's hot dog eating contest, Joey Chestnut is going to go and he's going to eat hot dogs on his own in his own event that he's going to be eating hot dogs with soldiers. I mean, what gets more American than turning around and being like, you know what?