 From Alf the Alien O'Piner, shout out Billy Barty. Very nice. Who else do we have? Page down. I can't read that. Petition to ban Taylor Swift from NFL games. Stevie Meatball said he signed obscenities to the death, is what he said. Or signed, rather, bag of donuts from King Rory. That's his answer. Page down. Toilet paper from Andy the Comic Book Guy.