 I'm an ex-Major League pitcher, and I once dated a girl by the name of Madison Bumgarner. Shay, what my name? Madison Bumgarner. It is him. That's the only reason we know that story. He admitted that he dated a girl named Madison Bumgarner. I always thought that was a joke. It's not a joke. That's funny. Not a joke. The fact that that's real is what's really funny to me. I saw that story, too, and I was like, yeah, that's hilarious.