 Now to step up the ultrasonic bombardment. And when Big Ben's on, no one is safe. And I mean no one. Why'd you sign him, dummy? It's verbal chaos with charm. Everyone in the room is now dumber. A verbal masterclass with attitude. He played like rotting poo. Okay, people, pay attention. Ready? Live from the TireRack.com Fox Sports Radio Studios, here he is, Ben Maller.