 Joey Chestnut, 413 chicken wings in 12 hours. 413. 413. These are all codified. They are all on the up and up on the record. Yeah, I would not like to follow him in the john after that for any reason. Now, Big Macs. Who doesn't love a good Big Mac, okay? Oh, wow. I realize they've shrunk them down. They look like silver dollar pancakes now compared to how they used to look. Don't get mad at me, McDonald's. We still love them, though. They taste damn good. As a matter of fact...