 Here, Rochester, put these shirts away. Say, boss, look at this old faded newspaper I found in the bottom drawer here. Should I throw it away? No, let's see it. Hmm, San Francisco Chronicle. I wonder what I saved this for. Well, I'll be doggone. Look, Mary, look here on the amusement page. Oh, yeah. Jack Benny, big hit at Orpheum this week. I sure was. And see that picture of me holding my violin? Uh-huh. What's that stuff on your head? That's hair.