 Micah Parsons was voted the MVP after two games. It turns out that those two games were against the Giants and the Jets, and then when he started playing other teams, it turned out to just be a mirage. And Dallas, this time of the year, is a big time of the year for the Cowboys because they give the illusion of contention, much like they do during the regular season. Now, a glass-is-half-full person will say, well, wait a minute here. The Cowboys have won...