 The runners-up, one, is West Ham United, my soccer team I root for in England, because when I first became a fan, someone told me, we're either good, we're either bad, we're neither good, we're neither bad, we're always in the middle. And that has been true for the 10 years I've been rooting for them. I guess I can add the United States soccer team for losing to Panama tonight. Another big stage. Mediocrity resumes.