 Guess who? An American woman. It's Dave Kaz. Being in a store needing to use a bathroom and being told there isn't one might be one of the most annoying things ever. But there are ways around it, especially if you're Sir Elton John. Elton was shopping at a shoe store in France with his two sons and a bodyguard when he asked the owner if he could use their facilities. Well, when the guy told him there weren't, he said,