 All investments involve risk, including losses. Past performance does not guarantee future... Hello? Hi, Bill? This is George Dewey from up the street. Oh, hey, George. How you doing? Good, good. Say, I noticed you've been walking to work these days instead of driving, and I don't quite know how to say this, but... But what? But... but... your butt. Your buttocks. Your butt. I think I found your butt on my front lawn. Cap, you recently lost it. As a matter of fact, I have, George. It's about time someone noticed.