 Oh, golly, Celeste, you're... Are you serious, really? So serious, Donald, that tonight I'm calling the first meeting of a brand-new organization, the S-F-T-P-O-R-C-T-N-J-A-S-T-I-C-S-A-P-P-G-C-S-B-A-P-B, the Society for the Prevention of Radio Comics Telling Nasty Jokes About Small Towns in California, such as Pomona, Pasadena, Glendale, Cucamana, San Bernardino, and Pismo Beach.