 Maybe some relish once in a while, but no sauerkraut. It just ruins it. I suppose you put ketchup on a corn dog, too, you three hoodlums. Yes, ketchup on a corn dog. Ketchup and mustard is good on corn dogs. Bob has got the biggest frown on his face right now. Bob is. Oh, man, it's a huge frown. Oh, man. Really? Why? Ketchup should never be on a corn dog. What?