 This is Seems Like Old Times, and I'm Craig Orndorff, your host for this Independence Day special. And for this segment, it's a salute to the men and women who keep this country free. Hiya, fellas. This is Ethel Mervin. I'm going to sing a song for V-Discs that I know all you GIs will really appreciate. It was written by Private Frank Lesser, and it's called Why Do They Call a Private a Private? Well, now let me tell you all about it, and please don't crowd.