 Brawny is a bona fide scrub. He's literally putting up both camera numbers when it comes to thinking it up. 0 for 15 from 3 is nasty work. You smell that? That's Brawny. He's half man, half airball. He made one shot last game, and the crowd cheered like he's a make-a-wish kid. Instead of jumping in three times, he's shooting people on call duty. His dad was the chosen one. Brawny is the frozen one.