 Remember the scene where you were kissing your boyfriend? Yes. Right in the middle, my canary threw himself at the cat. Uh, Miss Monroe, if you go out with me after the show, I'll buy you a bottle of perfume. You're wasting your time, Jim. Marilyn would rather go out with somebody like me. That's right. I'm a blonde, and I like to go out with tall, dark, handsome men. You see, opposites attract.