 and enjoy. We'll begin with a clip from November 2011 featuring author John Winokur, the man who collaborated with James Garner on his memoir, The Garner Files. John has written more than two dozen books, including The Portable Curmudgeon, The Big Book of Irony, Advice to Writers, and Zen to Go. John, welcome to the program. Thank you, Ed. Great to be with you. Great to have you. Let me start with the obvious question. What's a portable curmudgeon? Is that the equivalent of Little Elf, only nastier?