 hair. I want it thumb straight, curly, fuzzy, smacky, shaggy, raggy, messy, oily, greasy, fleecy, shiny, steaming, beaming, flaccid, flaccid, knotted, polka dotted, twisted, beaded, braided, powdered, floured, and confetti, mangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghetti. Oh, say, can you see my eyes? If you can, then my hair's too short. Thank you.