 I ain't never seen nobody get bit on the ankles. Bat. Ankle water for VJ. Standing at the beach watching my kids, letting the world observe the dad bod. That's how I get down at the beach. As far as the play dead thing, that's the stupidest. Listen, real talk. You've heard about that before. You know that. That's the dumbest self-defense thing I've ever heard in my life is play dead. So let a grizzly bear come over me and sniff me and then still decide whether he's hungry enough to eat something alive or something that might be dead.