 It's our ladies' choice weekend, those hot females of pop, soul, and rock and roll. Natalie Cole, and this will be monster number one song. I'm Jim Zippo. Summer is cooking away. How hot is it? It's so hot. I just saw a bird using potholders to pull a worm out of the ground. It's so hot. Fire hydrants are begging dogs to pee on them. It's so hot. Even the sun is looking for some shade. And it's so hot.