 I'm Jim Zippo. Sunday, July 21st. Today is invite a UFO alien to lunch day. But avoid probes. Be someone day. Junk food day. Wait, that's every day, isn't it? Ice cream day. Tug of war day. And take a monkey to lunch day. Told you those Planet of the Apes movies are a warning. They're already making their move. Getting you to foot the bill for lunch. Wow.