 And that's exactly what David got. He was escorted into a room set up like a church. There were rows of pews with a podium up front. David says, they told us we were going to be trained in American sales techniques. There was this mad-looking large sort of guy on drums in the corner next to the podium. And there were all sorts of types in the audience, like ex-army colonels and ex-RAF officers and strange offbeats, end of quote.