 It's the Al Travis Show, July 4th, Independence Day edition. We're waiting for Spinney. See if we can make it to the program today. Lots going on. In the meantime, we'll talk some sports stuff in a minute. I want to talk a little bit about the 4th of July, if you'll indulge me a little bit. Don't know why. Could be because I joined the service. I don't know if... Well, there are many that have, but if you haven't, one of the strange things that they...