 Oh, they're already drunk. Let's just face it. That's part of being a college student going to the football game or hockey or whatever. Or you need the alcohol. The joke here, being a lifelong Gopher fan, is you need the alcohol to get through a Gopher game sometimes. So there you go. If you need a canned mixed beverage, you might be able to get one at Gopher games if that's what was stopping you from going.