 Tonight's paid attendance must be about 300, huh? Tonight's paid attendance must be about 300 or so. My brother played junior college baseball. They'd always give the approximate. They'd just joke about it. All right, here we go. Parker Hanson will step in. Pitch swung on and missed. There's a strike. 0-1. Diamondbacks at the plate now. Need some runs here. Trail 9-3. There's a...