 Give me your go-to order that you do this every time. I know there's a place you do this every time. Two footlongs. I'll get two footlongs at Subway, and I'll eat one of them before I even get home. Mess all over the place, then I'll eat the next one when I get home. But this is how I order it. You eat 24 inches of subs for a meal? Especially when they're $5 footlongs.