 Well, if you said, what is a pina colada? Ding, ding, ding. Yeah, Rupert Holmes brought us the number one tune back in 1979 called Escape, the pina colada song. And Rupert Holmes, well, he's written several Broadway plays, created a television series, wrote songs for Barbra Streisand, Judy Collins, and Britney Spears. His works have won Tonys, Emmys, and Hedgers, but he's best known for that song.