 Who are we fighting in this war anyhow? Well, a fellow named Schicklegoober, and he calls himself Hitler. What is he, a horse thief? He's worse than that. He kills off women and little kids, even hundreds of thousands of them. Great, day in the morning. What for? Well, he wants to take over their land, take it all away from them. And they must have been eating local weed. Why don't somebody shoot him? Well, they can't get at him. He's sly like a coyote. Well, a coyote don't kill nothing except to eat it.