 Our friend who fills in for the Ox every now and then. Today is National Chocolate Milk Day. What does that do for a guy? You a chocolate milk guy? Eh, not really. I gave up milk in 1974. Yeah, me too. But I remember fondly chocolate milk. I remember my first glass of the chocolate milk that comes in the carton. The dark brown cast clay carton when I grew up. Yep. In schools, they started serving those too. Did they? We never got it in school. You luck. Yep.