 You going to eat here? Yeah. What table? Table one. Uh-uh. Table number nine. Why? What's wrong with table one? Bad position. It's on the rail. Now look at the breeding on table number nine. The breeding? It's by Bides Eye Maple out of Grand Rapids. Definitely a scammer played for laughs there. But when you are scammed for real, it is not a laughing matter. And many times it starts simply with... Hopefully you have caller ID.