 Oh, you call George Washington a wild-eyed radical? Washington? I don't see his name on there. No, but he promised to sign it. Oh, yeah, that's George for you. Talks up a storm with them wooden teeth. Can't shut him off. When it comes time to put the name on the old parchment old rooney, try and find him. And what are you so surly about today? Surly to bed and surly to rise. All right, all right, let's knock off the one-line jokes and sign the petition. What do you say, huh, fella? Well, let me skim down it here. When in the course of human events...