 He's going to be appearing this weekend at the Funny Bone in Schaumburg, Illinois, and next Tuesday through Sunday at the Funny Bone in Naperville, Illinois. Would you welcome Drew Carey. Drew? Yeah, I know what I look like. Thanks. I, uh... People are staring at me. It's okay. People laugh at me all the time because I look like that guy from the hat in the back of the comic books for x-ray specs.