 Steely Dan, do it again. Okay, just request it. Hi, I'm Jim Zippo. Here's a true weird story. Health officials were called out by a 74-year-old guy to investigate a strange smell in his house. And what the cops found was a dead cow in the middle of his living room. The guy refused to believe that that rotting cow carcass was the cause of the smell and said he cut a piece off every night for dinner.