 Hell, you don't have to dig much at all before you find alcohol. It's also the only drug we know that actually makes people more aggressive. So, yeah, alcohol's bad news, and it can turn perfectly good people into quite the impulsive and dim-witted monsters. I'm like, yeah, that's really true. Well, that is true. You know? Yep. It's like, always remember, drink the booze, you lose. With dope, there's hope. I'm joking! I'm joking! Wow, that's a bumper sticker.