 When they sold out American jobs and killed the Keystone Pipeline, it kept me up all night worrying about how we pay our bills. But then I got Bidentica, and I've never slept better. Sometimes when I get hopped up on sugar, my parents give me Bidentica so I pass out. Other times they give it to me during the day, probably so they can do the deed. Through it all, you've got to keep your sense of humor.