 Well, Bruno and I have sort of a... Are you cheating on me already? Yes, yes. Eddie, I can't believe it. He's about a 400-pound orangutan, and he and I have a very special relationship. Oh, no. There's another big celebrity marriage going down the tube? Even before it made the National Enquirer? Let's see how this one turns out. Love and marriage They go together like a horse and carrot Betty White, she's my new wife.