 There's the Rue de la Paix and the Champs-Élysées. There are sidewalk cafes and waiters with trays. There's pâté de foie gras and sauces and dishes. Le Petit Manger and all sorts of fishes. There's the Eiffel Tower and the Louvre to be seen. And for us, all these things are just peachy keen. But here is what the maid of French will say. It's only for Americans.