text:  But I remember I emailed Brit, no, Brit Hume, randomly, guessing it would, like three, it's in college, so this had to be like 19, no, it was 2000, because I'd written a column for the school newspaper calling Al Gore the Black Knight from Monty Python. They kept losing arms and legs, and it's just a scratch. As Al Gore was losing case after case after case in the challenge of the 2000 thing, I wrote a whole column about that.