text:  They can make anything taste good at the fair, because they fry everything. They fry apples, they fry ice cream, they fry Snickers bars, they fry dough. How far down on the fry chain do you think they got before some guy says, man, where's the stuff to fry? His buddy's like, oh, he ain't either. I've been waiting for this moment. Fry that dough right there.