text:  But I'm tired. My wife's talking to me and I'm starting to fade. Starting to fade. And she says, why don't you go lie down in the bar room slash play room and take a nap for 15 minutes. So I said, okay, let me lie down. And then my phone buzzes and I look at it and the ring camera goes off and there's someone on our front porch. And I look at this ring camera and