text:  And then at the bottom of the can it says, get real, Jack. It's just water. Honestly, if the money didn't go to the Biden-Harris campaign, I might consider buying a couple of cans just to have around the house. I'd rather pay $10 a can and the secondary. It's not out, by the way, until July 18th. And we'll see if the Biden campaign even lasts until July 18th. But I'd much rather...