text:  Cloudy, 66 in the city right now, 63 in Columbia. Time for some one-liner news. Well, it's happened, the debate, the disastrous, catastrophic debate last night for Chairman Joe. You probably missed the highlight. It was about a three- or four-minute bathroom break in there. Joe couldn't make it to the bathroom. They had a NASCAR pit stop. They came out and changed his diaper. They gave him a jab of Red Bull so he could finish the remainder of the debate last night.