text:  And as he tells the story, she brought the soft crab sandwich out. And in his words, I looked at that crab. That crab looked at me. I pushed back my plate and said, bring me a cheeseburger, please. He wasn't up for eating the whole crab. He had no idea what he was looking at. But the sight of it put him off. But not me. I mean, it's, you know...