text:  You're dumping your friend Donald Trump? Excuse me? I'm voting for who? Joe Biden. He's the president. Are you out of your mind? You know, Pat, the one thing that really bothers me about this whole thing, first of all, I want to know who Joe Biden's plastic surgeon is because they did the worst job of anyone I've ever seen in my life. I thought he was quite handsome. No, no. When he looked like...