text:  So there's one with your name on it at a Starbucks near you, Bruce. Fine. If somebody wants to buy me one, thank you very much. I got a Welch's jelly jar at Jake Adler. That's close enough. By the way, you were talking about the heat yesterday. That way they won't know he's drinking Presto. You ain't far off, baby. Yesterday, I bought a Reese's peanut butter cup, got into the car. By the time I opened it up, it had all melted.