text:  It's no joke, folks. It's no joke. All Trump has to do is remain calm and ignore Biden and the moderator and just calmly talk to the camera about what he did during his term and how we will undo everything Biden has done. Forget about bingo. Let's play a drinking game. When we hear convicted felon, insurrection, bloodbath, threat to democracy, we should take a drink. We'll all be hammered two minutes in. Yes.