text:  Who would spend more time getting ready in the morning? Of course, Trump, because, I mean, you know, he's got to do the hair and the makeup, right? Who would be better at keeping a secret? Joe Biden? Well, he's been doing that for a very long time, right? Who would win at pub trivia? They say Donald Trump would win at that. Who would be a dance-off winner? Trump. I've seen him dance. No, that's just not going to happen. Fox News coming up next on WFMD. News Radio 930.