text:  No, you either have that in you or you don't have it in you. It's not something that at age 50 you just go, well, you know what? You know what I haven't done yet? I haven't really smacked the wife and kids around to the point that they need to pretend to have walked into a series of doors. Let's give that a shot. You know, I'd hate to live my whole life and not have experienced what it's like to have to lie to the neighbors about how my wife is wildly clumsy.