text:  Because single guys or girls, you're out chasing somebody. You've got different events to go to. You're finding out that when you're a married guy, there are lots of nights you're just sitting at home on the couch. And you're like, oh, maybe I'll go ahead and watch whatever the sporting event is on television right now. By the way, you said I've been married 25 years. Before I get blown up on this, August will be 20. I know somehow I'm going to get fact-checked on this. I will be married 20 years, August 14th. I was just guessing, to be clear. Oh, you were close.