text:  That's right. All right, Gary, you want to go first, second, third, or last? I'll go last. All right, good luck to you. Good idea. Parental discretion is advised for the following stories. If they're young years in the vehicle or at home, so parents be forewarned that they may not want to hear some of these stories. So I just wanted to give you a heads up. I'm going to sign off, too. Story one.