text:  See, Bayou had a problem last night because he had a cold, they say, Mr. Producer. He must have a perpetual cold, I guess. Here I am. I have to take the test after the show, but I'm pretty sure what I have. It smells like COVID, feels like COVID, and walks like COVID. It's got to be COVID, I guess. And I'm doing my show. And I didn't have 16, 18 people advising me. I do my own show.