text:  I don't know much about UFOs. I did know a woman who said that she was in Nova Scotia and a little spaceship came down and terrorized her. And the woman wasn't a nut. She was a churchgoer, rational, and she told me the story and I listened respectively. I don't know. I mean, maybe it happened. I don't know. But anyway, the House Intel Committee, chaired by our pal Adam Schiff, who may be an alien...