text:  Ugly dog on the can. What do you think, Fred? I don't mind ugly dogs. I don't like beautiful dogs. Oh, yes. I don't like when you go to someone's house, look at my dog. Isn't it beautiful? No, it's a dog. I mean, if you said that your date was a dog, it's never beautiful, right? It's ugly. So I think it's much more creepy if someone says their dog is beautiful.