text:  If the sergeant in arms doesn't do anything, he's like, you know, Randy from Rusty, Rusty, Rusty the bailiff from People's Court. Like, that's what he does. Or Officer Bird from Judge Judy. That's all I do is stand there and hand papers back and forth. First of all, I want that gig. Where do I get it? And I want the congressional one because that comes with a sweet pension.