text:  In the real world, crooks don't prosper long-term. Now, sometimes they have a windfall, but then Mr. Bitcoin ends up in jail, didn't he? Okay? Mr. Crook. Okay? Kentucky Fried Chicken. You all know who I'm talking about. He's not Kentucky Fried, but he was just fried, right? And so, you know, this is the deal. Crooks don't make it long-term. They become poster children for how not to do it.