text:  I had never heard this one before. It's everywhere on the internet. It basically came from a Twitch streamer named Phantom who came in on camera, stole someone's cookies. So, if you walk up to someone, steal their food, you're paying the Phantom tax. Okay, you're paying the Phantom tax. Wait, you know what? Now, I feel ancient. Kim, I know. So do I. I'm just not...