text:  Tonight is the presidential debate, but you don't want to watch it. I sure don't, but I can't think of a good enough excuse to miss it. Then you need the Debate Excuse Generator app, the app that provides countless reasons why you have to miss the debate. So, are you going to watch the debate? Um, no. My pregnant wife has a scheduled C-section, and tonight was the only night the doctor could do it. Yes, you'll love the Debate Excuse Generator app. So?