text:  Because you ain't lost out there in Iowa, are you? Mike, it's flat. There are no hills here, and there's no humidity. I don't understand that. I can actually breathe. Yeah, well, coming from Memphis to there, I can imagine you would. Look, after watching this last night, I was a retired Marine, and I contracted with DOD for years. I got to ask myself, where the hell is the joint pieces happening?