text:  So let's start with your questions. The number again is 1-888-MONEYPIT, 888-666-3974. Or for the fastest possible response, go to moneypit.com slash ask and click the blue microphone button. Let's get started. Leslie, who's first? All right, we've got Maya from Iowa on the line. Now, Maya's dealing with some steps outside that have carpeting glued to them. That sounds like a terrible combination of things. What is going on at your money pit? My house has...