 This is Chris Plant. I've been in Washington for a long time. I used to be a news guy in the news business. Now I've got a much better job, much more fun. He has opinions. The media, they're really a mockery of a sham, our media. He has a sense of humor. Now, Elliot and Paige is Elliot and Paige, and I want to get with the program. I want to know what the rules are here. There's only one Chris Plant. The Chris Plant Show. K-I-N-A, 19 a.m., Salina.