 You know, I once read a story several years ago that the Waffle House sells more steak than any restaurant in America. Is that like the number of steaks? Because not per pound. Because the Waffle House steak is eight of an inch thick? No, it's four bites. Waffle House is just redneck sushi. There you go. No, sorry, redneck hibachi. You know, it's actually my dream job. I always wanted to work to be the grill man on that flat grill.