 You forget something? Yeah, listen, I'm not going to be able to pick up Braden tonight after practice. Oh, did something come up at work? Nah, not even going to make it in today. Why? What's going on? Well, I'm coming up on some construction in about a quarter mile. I've already started ignoring the signs. In a minute, I'll force my way through traffic while texting. I'll pull the wheel a little too far and drive right through the barrels where I'm going to hit a few workers. One of them is going to get killed, so then I'm going to be arrested and charged with vehicular manslaughter.