 Remember when Uber was just about giving you a cheap cab ride so you don't get a DUI? Yeah. This is bonkers. It's Uber Eats. You use Uber Eats to order food, right? No, they're a ripoff because I'll put in my order online and then I see all the fees and then I'm like, what? You want $60 to deliver two salads? No, I'm not doing it. But they bring it to your house and now they can bring bottled water to your house. Dude, the markup is not worth it. What do you think are the most popular items purchased at Costco?