 you are 100% guaranteed to become worm dirt or ashes in a cremation bed. But King's College neuroscience professor Clive Cohen is throwing cold water on becoming a frozen corpsicle. So I think cryonics represents a fundamental misunderstanding of biology, physics, and indeed of death. With Fox on Tech, Griff Jenkins, Fox News. Writing it down real quick, corpsicle, the word that I did not expect to hear this morning on Michigan's Morning News.