 I was almost to the door when the biggest one said, you better hip your hat to this lady, son. And when I did, all that hair fell out from underneath. Now, the last thing I wanted was to get in a fight in Jackson, Mississippi on a Saturday night, especially when there were six of them and only one of me. They all started laughing. I got feeling sick. I knew I better think of something pretty quick. So I just hauled off, kicked old green teeth right in the knee.