 Do I finish your laundry? Listen here, D. Martin, I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to make everybody think that just because I'm young and I'm an idiot, I do all your laundry. You want me to think I take care of your shirts and I wash and starch and dry and iron them, but it won't work. See, I'm wiser, buddy. I'm wiser. And another thing. What? The lipstick mark on your blue shirt doesn't rub out.