 They say the commitment that goes into having a well-kept beard shows the man's disciplined nature. You know, someone who doesn't have a beard or it's a little spotty, a little nappy, dusty, it might be a little, you know, inconsistent. So what do you say, bearded one, about your beard? Well, I'm just saying it means that, you know, I'm a stable partner, very disciplined inside and out of the bedroom.