 They all started looking real suspicious at him, and he jumped up and said, Now, wait a minute, Jim. You know he's lying. I've been living here all of my life. Man, I'm a faithful follower of Brother John Birch. I belong to the Antioch Baptist Church, and I ain't got a garage. You can call home and ask my wife. Then he started saying something about the way I was dressed, but I didn't steer around to hear the rest, because I was too busy moving and hoping I didn't run out of luck.